Global Gameplay Stats

NotTheNameWeWanted

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 39
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79.4%

Cael Oddi Fy Tir

Play as Daffyd for the first time.
51.5%

Twiddling the Bits

Visit the options screen.
49.8%

Hello, my name is Kenneth.

Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
43.1%

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al

Complete Wales.
39.7%

wot u lookin at

Play as Darren for the first time.
32.2%

Big Deal

Complete Swindon.
30.7%

Once For Each Year

Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
28.1%

Something from the Salad Bar

Get sliced by the harvester.
27.8%

Taking it From Behind

Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
27.5%

ReElection Special

Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
27.1%

Tally Ho!

Play as David for the first time.
16.4%

Search and Destroy

Destroy the first piece of evidence.
16.3%

Hunt and Kill

Destroy the third piece of evidence.
16.3%

Seek and Eliminate

Destroy the second piece of evidence.
16.2%

Locate and Ruin

Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
16.2%

Uncover and Cover Up

Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
16.1%

Find and F*** Up

Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
15.1%

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa

Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
14.9%

Now Then, Where Were We?

Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
14.6%

That Can't Be Right

Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
14.4%

Oh I Give Up

All this counting is boring.
11.7%

Great Traffic Adventure

Complete the Game.
11.0%

Know Your Enemy

Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
10.6%

Splat the Rat

You splat the rat.
9.7%

The Ex-Wife

Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
9.5%

Total Clock Up

Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
8.7%

GaGa

Listen to all the radio stations.
8.6%

Prison Rules Apply

Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
7.6%

A Flaw in the System

Learn the Lidl safe combination.
7.1%

Mindless Destruction

Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
7.1%

Jimmy Carr's Accountant

Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
7.0%

Spud-U-Like

Listen to entire rap.
5.8%

Turn an Eye Blind

Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
5.1%

Who Are These Guys!?

In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
4.8%

Thamesting Fate

Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
4.7%

Communist Leanings.

Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
4.5%

Beyond the Possible

Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
4.2%

Paradox

If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
4.1%

Practice Makes Perfect

Complete London without dying.