Global Gameplay Stats

JoshGeoff Weiner Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 100
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100.0%

Gold Never Moulds

Collect Gold Weiner
100.0%

White Always Bites

Collect White Weiner
95.2%

FREE LONDON

Collect NO ULEZ Weiner
90.4%

Pink Don't Stink

Collect Pink Weiner
88.0%

Cyan Never Says Bye-Ann

Collect Cyan Weiner
88.0%

Gray Should Pay (for your crimes)

Collect Gray Weiner
83.3%

Blue Doesn't Poo

Collect Blue Weiner
83.3%

Red Doesn't Go Bed

Collect Red Weiner
80.9%

Black Has Back

Collect Black Weiner
73.8%

Cyan Was A Sea-Man

Collect Cyan Kiev
73.8%

Orange... nothing rhymes with this one.

Collect Orange Kiev
71.4%

Blue Never Grew

Collect Blue Kiev
69.0%

Master of Weiners

Complete Weiner Town
69.0%

Gray Never Stays

Collect Gray Kiev
69.0%

Pink Is In Sync

Collect Pink Kiev
69.0%

Red Uses Twitter, Not Threads

Collect Red Kiev
66.6%

Black On The Tracks

Collect Black Kiev
66.6%

Goblin of Kievs

Complete Kiev Central
59.5%

Papaya Is The Messiah

Collect Papaya F1 Car
59.5%

Pink Is On The Brink (of DRS)

Collect Pink F1 Car
59.5%

White Hits The Apex Tight

Collect White F1 Car
57.1%

Green Is Very Keen

Collect Green F1 Car
57.1%

Red Isn't Coming Out The Shed

Collect Red F1 Car
57.1%

Central Likes A-

Collect Central Weiner
54.7%

Brown Wears The Crown

Collect Brown F1 Car
54.7%

Gray Always Sprays

Collect Gray F1 Car
54.7%

Light Blue Just Flew

Collect Light Blue F1 Car
54.7%

The Fake 2024 Champs

Collect Orange F1 Car
54.7%

Pastel Pinks At The Ice Rink

Collect Pastel Pink F1 Car
54.7%

Purple Is In The Gravel

Collect Purple F1 Car
54.7%

Wood Isn't Good

Collect Wood F1 Car
54.7%

Yellow Is Very Mellow

Collect Yellow F1 Car
54.7%

House Has No Spouse

Collect House Weiner
52.3%

Through Goes Blue!

Collect Blue F1 Car
52.3%

Dark Gray Wins Marina Bay

Collect Dark Gray F1 Car
52.3%

Market Didn't Spark It

Collect Market Weiner
50.0%

Bakery Has Savory Bagels

Collect Bakery Weiner
45.2%

Winner Of Grand Prixs

Complete Silverstone
45.2%

Coffee Won The Trophy

Collect Coffee Shop Weiner
42.8%

Blue Makes A Brew

Collect Blue Bus
42.8%

Brown Doesn't Like To Drown

Collect Brown Bus
42.8%

Dark Green Is The Queen (RIP Lizzy)

Collect Dark Green Bus
42.8%

Gray Knows The Way

Collect Gray Bus
42.8%

Light Blue Is A Hue

Collect Light Blue Bus
42.8%

Lime Knows The Time

Collect Lime Bus
42.8%

Orange Go Beep Beep Innit Bruv

Collect Orange Bus
42.8%

Pink Needs A Tinkle

Collect Pink Bus
42.8%

Purple Is Delayed

Collect Purple Bus
42.8%

Tan Needs Some Fans

Collect Tan Bus
42.8%

Teal Has A Tesco Meal Deal

Collect Teal Bus
42.8%

White Is The Night

Collect White Bus
42.8%

Yellow Is A Jolly Good Fellow

Collect Yellow Bus
42.8%

Red Has The Bread

Collect Red Bus
40.4%

Dark Gray Isn't A Sleigh (it's a bus.)

Collect Dark Gray Bus
40.4%

Scheduler of Buses

Complete Bus Station
35.7%

Blue Didn't Queue

Collect Blue Bike
35.7%

Brown Doesn't Wear A Gown

Collect Brown Bike
35.7%

Cyan Doesn't Tan

Collect Cyan Bike
35.7%

Dark Red Gives He- *ahem*

Collect Dark Red Bike
35.7%

Hazel Gives Appraisal

Collect Hazel Bike
35.7%

Grey Says Okay

Collect Grey Bike
35.7%

Light Blue Is New!

Collect Light Blue Bike
35.7%

Lime Knows Its Time

Collect Lime Bike
35.7%

Orange, Tangerine. Same thing.

Collect Orange Bike
35.7%

Pink Has A Kink

Collect Pink Bike
35.7%

Purple Is A Turtle

Collect Purple Bike
35.7%

Red Has No Tyre Tread

Collect Red Bike
35.7%

Tan Has A Clan

Collect Tan Bike
35.7%

White Drinks Sprite

Collect White Bike
35.7%

Wood Comes From The Hood

Collect Wood Bike
35.7%

Forklift Does Drifts

Collect Forklift Bike
35.7%

Yellow Eats Jell-O

Collect Yellow Bike
33.3%

Black Wants A Snack

Collect Black Bike
33.3%

Green Like Pe-

Collect Green Bike
33.3%

Cursed Second Seat

Collect RB F1 Car
33.3%

Forged in Old Glory

Collect Williams F1 Car
30.9%

Rider of Bikes

Complete Bike Depot
30.9%

Barely Scraped 2024

Collect McLaren F1 Car
23.8%

Black Don't Have Plaque

Collect Black Train
23.8%

Cyan Is A JGWS Stan

Collect Cyan Train
23.8%

Light Blew Said Phew!

Collect Light Blue Train
21.4%

Brick Wants D-

Collect Brick Train
21.4%

Browns Going To Town

Collect Brown Train
21.4%

Dark Blue Arrives At Two

Collect Dark Blue Train
21.4%

Dark Green Cut Her Spleen

Collect Dark Green Train
21.4%

Grass Wants That A-

Collect Grass Train
21.4%

Green Is The Queen

Collect Green Train
21.4%

Gray Doesn't Like The Spray

Collect Gray Train
21.4%

Light Gray Knows How To Slay

Collect Light Gray Train
21.4%

Light Red Dreads (the peak commute)

Collect Light Red Train
21.4%

Lime Enjoys Grime

Collect Lime Train
21.4%

Pink Wants To Shrink

Collect Pink Train
21.4%

Purple Likes Kerbal (SP)

Collect Purple Train
21.4%

Red Can't Remember What Was Said

Collect Red Train
21.4%

Tan Wants The Ban

Collect Tan Train
21.4%

it was all Yellow

Collect Yellow Train
21.4%

White Is Mean Out of Spite

Collect White Train
21.4%

Wood you rather? I'm good.

Collect Wood Train
19.0%

orange is a fruit btw

Collect Orange Train
19.0%

Shunter of Trains

Complete Strawb Street