Global Gameplay Stats

Hand-Holding Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 52
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35.2%

Warming Up

Hold their hand for 5 seconds
35.2%

Crank Novice

Crank the machine 9 times
35.2%

Decisions, Decisions

Redeem 10 Affirmations
35.2%

Getting Familiar

Hold their hand for 5 minutes
35.2%

Getting a Feel for It

Feel 150 pulses
35.2%

It Tingles

Feel 75 pulses
35.2%

Can You Feel That?

Feel 25 pulses
35.2%

No Thanks!

Ignore an Affirmation
35.2%

First of Many

Redeem your first Affirmation
35.2%

One For Each Finger

Redeem 5 Affirmations
29.4%

Crank Pro

Crank the machine 99 times
29.4%

Bonk!

Run out of stamina for the first time
29.4%

You're So Kind

Hold the door successfully for the first time
29.4%

Slam!

Fail to hold the door
29.4%

Fresh Air

Take out the trash successfully for the first time
29.4%

Finger Feeler

Feel 300 pulses
29.4%

Feelin' Good

Feel 500 pulses
29.4%

Handyman

Feel 1,000 pulses
29.4%

They're Starting to Like You

Hold their hand for 30 minutes
29.4%

Feeling Close

Hold their hand for 15 minutes
23.5%

What's that Smell?

Fail to take out the trash
23.5%

They Just Float Away

Ignore 5 Affirmations
23.5%

You Can't Keep Them All

Redeem 50 Affirmations
23.5%

Empty Tummy

Fail to make dinner
17.6%

Not what you were looking for?

Ignore 10 Affirmations
17.6%

Now You're Cookin'

Make dinner successfully for the first time
17.6%

Emotionally Available

Hold their hand for an hour
17.6%

Near and Dear

Hold their hand for 2 hours
17.6%

The Door is Figurative

Hold the door successfully 10 times
17.6%

Crank Master

Crank the machine 999 times
17.6%

Electric Feel

Feel 10,000 pulses
17.6%

Good Circulation

Feel 5,000 pulses
17.6%

Bubble Manager

Redeem 100 Affirmations
11.7%

Wasteful

Ignore 50 Affirmations
11.7%

Thanks for Nothing

Ignore 100 Affirmations
5.8%

A Whole Day of Love

Hold their hand for 24 hours
5.8%

Holding Pattern

Hold their hand for 3 hours
5.8%

Master Chef

Make dinner successfully 66 times
5.8%

Sous Chef

Make dinner successfully 16 times
5.8%

Trash Titan

Take out the trash successfully 88 times
5.8%

Garbage Guzzler

Take out the trash successfully 18 times
5.8%

Bubblegum Princess

Redeem 500 Affirmations
5.8%

True Gentleman

Hold the door successfully 100 times
5.8%

Don't you have something better to do?

Hold their hand for 18 hours
5.8%

Supportive Partner

Hold their hand for 4 hours
5.8%

Generous Lover

Hold their hand for 6 hours
5.8%

Did you do all that yourself?

Crank the machine 9,999 times
5.8%

Give Yourself a Hand

Feel 50,000 pulses
5.8%

Pro Hand-Holder

Hold their hand for 8 hours
5.8%

Master Hand-Holder

Hold their hand for 12 hours
5.8%

We're you looking for one in particular?

Redeem 1,000 Affirmations
5.8%

You Pulse as One

Feel 100,000 pulses