Global Gameplay Stats

Hire Me!

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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44.6%

Don't Call Us

You weren't the best candidate.
28.9%

Hired You!

Congrats — You got the job!
21.4%

Both of Them

16.5%

The Inspector

Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.
15.7%

The Champion

The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.
15.7%

The Healer

Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power.
14.0%

Animal Cruelty

At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview.
13.2%

The Mastermind

Built a robot to handle small talk at parties.
12.3%

The Counselor

Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'.
10.7%

We'll Call You

You were the worst candidate.
9.0%

The Protector

Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party.
8.2%

The Architect

Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case.
7.4%

The Composer

Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines.
6.6%

MVP

You were the perfect candidate!
6.6%

The Supervisor

Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated.
6.6%

Rattled *$&#@!

You managed to upset the interviewer.
6.6%

The Craftsman

Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it.
5.7%

The Teacher

Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs.
5.7%

The Provider

Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice.
4.9%

The Commander

Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions.
4.1%

Speed Dating Fiasco

You botched the interview in under 25 minutes.
4.1%

The Performer

Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own.
2.4%

The Visionary

Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity.
1.6%

The Dynamo

Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars.