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Global Gameplay Stats

I Want To Be Human

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 18
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3.5%

MOUSTACHED IDIOT

Defeat Sir Major Dick Hipster
2.0%

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU GLITCH

Defeat Glitchgirl
2.0%

B'SWITCHED

Find the red-hearted secret switch
1.9%

THEY CALL THIS MUSIC?

Defeat Without Andrew
1.8%

TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE

Defeat Mr Toupee
1.7%

SON OF A SWITCH

Find the white-hearted secret switch
1.7%

KILL SWITCH

Find the red-starred secret switch
1.7%

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Complete all 20 challenge levels
1.7%

JAILBREAKERS

Complete all levels in the first world
1.7%

DEAD EVIL

Complete all levels in the second world
1.7%

KING OF THE FLOPPIES

Find all the floppy disks in the game
1.7%

12-INCH FLOPPY

Find all the floppy disks in the final world
1.7%

8-INCH FLOPPY

Find all the floppy disks in the third world
1.7%

5¼-INCH FLOPPY

Find all the floppy disks in the second world
1.7%

3½-INCH FLOPPY

Find all the floppy disks in the first world
1.7%

SAY CHEESE

Complete all levels in the final world
1.7%

URBAN WARRIOR

Complete all levels in the third world
1.7%

BURN THE SWITCH

Find the white-starred secret switch