UNABLES Playtest

OUT OF THE WOODS

CAR, WHERE'S MY DUUDE?

Completed Stage 1. They say getting up early is not everyone’s cup of tea or a bottle of beer.

LOW CREDIT SCORE

DRAKOOL-AID

Completed Stage 11. Kiss my bat! After wedding day comes wedding night. Play dead, Dracula!

BACON OF HOPE

SHOOT YOUR PANTS

PILLOW FIGHT NIGHT

Completed Stage 2. What a beautiful sport. Defend the championship belt or lose your pants.

MOON ON A MAN

Completed Stage 13. Houston, we have a problem and it's you, not me. It's over. Over.

POOL YOURSELF TOGETHER

Completed Stage 5. Look, we know that girls just want to have fun, but this party is over.

BUS STOP ON-DEMAND

Completed Stage 7. The wheels fell off the bus and the bus goes round and round all day long.

BOBBLEDEAD

A.I. PHONE HOME

Completed Stage 6. You showed them how it's done. Now they can build themselves themelves.

UNDEAD AND FURIOUS

Completed Stage 8. One small kiss for a scientist, one hell of a zombie outbreak for mankind.

KNIGHT OF THE ROUND

Completed Stage 10. Legend has it you can still hear the clanging of steel and the dragon's howl.

LOCKED UP & LOCKDOWN

Completed Stage 9. Breaking beds, breaking free and breaking law of gravity.

COUNTING TO THREE

Completed Stage 15. "I'm counting to three" never failed as the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

DON'T GET TOO PREHISTERICAL

Completed Stage 12. All right, you lazy lizards. We had some fun, but it's about time to go extinct.

KAIJU SUSHI

Completed Stage 4. We are succesfully resuming the apocalypse. No more delays.

TIL' DEATH DO US FART

Completed Stage 14. Everyone is right where they should be - in their graves. Rest in pizzas.

GANGSTER'S PARADISE

Completed Stage 3. Rolled your body onto the crime scene. It means much less paperwork.

ROBO TUNING

GOLDEN SHOWERS OF COIN

I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE PLACE

CHANGE OF PANTS

PAINTING WITH A LIPSTICK

ORANGE BUS

I SEE SEA MONSTER

FIRE THAT MONSTER

GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN

You've got all the stars. You beat the game, you beat the system. Now beat it.