Global Gameplay Stats

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 8
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63.6%

Milk Moose

Make it to the store and claim your reward... if you can.
57.5%

Ne'Ko Returns

Bring the plastic cat to the end of the game.
54.5%

The Original Milk

Trade items with everyone you meet.
53.5%

Father of the Year

Take Hannah's firstborn to the end of the game.
40.9%

To Live On, but Better

After getting the gun, shoot everyone you meet.
35.3%

Saint Clarence

After rejecting Maurice's gift, help everyone you meet.
33.3%

Super Hell

After rejecting Maurice's gift, be horrible to everyone you meet.
32.3%

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