Global Gameplay Stats

SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 28
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57.8%

Writer's Block: A1

Wrote Act 1 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.
47.3%

Thirstlore: College Town

Learned the name of your town.
31.5%

Writer's Block: A2

Wrote Act 2 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.
31.5%

OBJECTION!

Pronounce to the world that you have it bad for Centaurs.
31.5%

Writer's Block: A3

Wrote Act 3 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.
26.3%

Writer's Block: A4

Wrote Act 4 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.
26.3%

Comedy of Errors

Completed the game with a majority of Funny choices.
26.3%

Two Gentlemen of Verona: Vanilla

Completed the game with a majority of Straight choices.
26.3%

Date w/ Thaisa

Went on a date with Thaisa.
26.3%

Writer's Block: A5

Wrote Act 5 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.
26.3%

Date w/ Tamora

Went on a date with Tamora.
21.0%

Date w/ Abhorson

Went on a date with Abhorson.
21.0%

Date w/ Ophelia

Went on a date with Ophelia.
21.0%

Stag

Dated nobody.
21.0%

Love You 3000000000000000000000

Valentine became King of the Bandits for real this time.
21.0%

Idle Clicker Acheev: Speed Run

Completed the game in under 71 choice menu clicks.
21.0%

Date w/ Valentine

Went on a date with Valentine.
21.0%

Conquered!: Date w/ Saturninus

Went on a date with Saturninus.
21.0%

Two Gentlemen of Verona: With Gusto!

Completed the game with a majority of Passion choices.
21.0%

Frames Per Second: Maximum Gentlemen

Completed the game with an equal number of Passion, Funny, and Straight choices.
21.0%

Formal Attire

Saw a different side of Octavia on your date.
21.0%

Valentine's Day(te)

Saw a different side of Valentine on your date.
21.0%

JUSTIN BAILEY

Unlocked an outfit.
5.2%

Date w/ Varrius

Went on a date with Varrius.
0%

Date w/ Octavia

Went on a date with Octavia.
0%

Idle Clicker Acheev: No Gods

Complete the game with over 1000 choice menu clicks.
0%

Date w/ Enobarbus

Went on a date with Enobarbus.
0%

Date w/ Quintus

Went on a date with Quintus.