Global Gameplay Stats

Cookie Clicker

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 637
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100.0%

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
99.4%

Click

Have 1 cursor.
99.3%

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
99.2%

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
99.0%

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
98.8%

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
98.4%

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
98.4%

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
98.0%

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
97.3%

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
97.0%

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
96.8%

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
95.4%

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
95.2%

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
95.1%

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
95.0%

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
95.0%

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
94.5%

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
93.4%

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
93.4%

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
93.2%

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
92.2%

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
90.2%

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
90.2%

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
89.4%

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
87.3%

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
86.2%

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
86.1%

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
84.6%

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
83.1%

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
82.7%

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
82.0%

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
78.8%

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
78.8%

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
78.5%

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
77.6%

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
76.6%

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
76.6%

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
75.7%

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
74.8%

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
74.7%

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
74.4%

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
74.3%

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
74.2%

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
71.3%

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
70.4%

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
70.0%

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
69.6%

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
65.2%

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
65.1%

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
64.8%

Speed baking I

64.3%

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
64.1%

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
63.1%

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
63.1%

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
62.3%

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
61.9%

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
61.3%

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
61.1%

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
58.9%

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
58.5%

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
58.3%

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
57.9%

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
56.7%

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
56.6%

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
56.5%

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
56.4%

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
56.3%

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
56.0%

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
55.6%

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
55.4%

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
55.2%

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
54.6%

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
54.1%

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
51.1%

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
50.5%

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
50.5%

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
50.4%

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
50.4%

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
49.4%

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
49.2%

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
49.2%

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
49.1%

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
48.1%

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
47.7%

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
47.3%

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
47.2%

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
47.2%

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
46.8%

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
46.4%

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
45.9%

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
45.8%

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
45.8%

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
45.6%

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
45.5%

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
45.3%

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
45.3%

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
44.5%

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
44.4%

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
44.2%

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
43.8%

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
43.7%

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
43.5%

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
43.4%

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
42.9%

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
42.6%

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
42.6%

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
42.5%

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
42.2%

So much to do so much to see

42.1%

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
42.1%

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
41.7%

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
41.7%

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
41.6%

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
41.5%

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
41.5%

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
41.4%

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
41.2%

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
41.2%

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
41.1%

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
41.0%

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
41.0%

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
40.9%

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
40.8%

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
40.8%

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
40.7%

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
40.7%

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
40.6%

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
40.5%

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
40.4%

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
40.3%

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
40.2%

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
40.1%

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
40.1%

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
40.0%

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
40.0%

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
40.0%

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
40.0%

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
39.9%

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
39.8%

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
39.8%

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
39.8%

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
39.8%

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.7%

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
39.7%

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
39.7%

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
39.6%

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
39.6%

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
39.6%

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
39.5%

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
39.5%

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
39.5%

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
39.4%

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
39.4%

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
39.4%

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
39.3%

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
39.3%

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
39.3%

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
39.2%

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
39.1%

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
39.1%

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
39.1%

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
39.1%

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.1%

Speed baking II

39.0%

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
39.0%

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
39.0%

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
38.9%

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
38.9%

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
38.9%

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
38.8%

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
38.8%

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
38.8%

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
38.8%

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
38.8%

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
38.8%

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
38.7%

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
38.7%

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
38.7%

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
38.7%

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
38.6%

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
38.6%

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
38.6%

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
38.6%

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
38.6%

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
38.6%

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38.6%

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
38.6%

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
38.5%

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
38.5%

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
38.5%

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
38.5%

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
38.5%

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
38.5%

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
38.5%

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
38.4%

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
38.4%

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
38.4%

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
38.4%

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
38.4%

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
38.4%

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
38.3%

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
38.3%

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38.3%

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
38.3%

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
38.2%

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
38.2%

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
38.2%

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
38.2%

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
38.2%

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
38.2%

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
38.2%

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
38.2%

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
38.2%

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
38.2%

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
38.1%

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
38.1%

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
38.1%

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
38.1%

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
38.1%

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
38.1%

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
38.1%

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
38.0%

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
38.0%

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
38.0%

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
38.0%

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
38.0%

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
38.0%

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
38.0%

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
37.9%

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
37.9%

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
37.9%

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
37.9%

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
37.9%

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
37.9%

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
37.9%

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
37.9%

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
37.9%

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
37.9%

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
37.8%

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
37.8%

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
37.8%

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
37.8%

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
37.8%

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
37.8%

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
37.7%

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
37.7%

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
37.7%

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
37.7%

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.7%

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
37.7%

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
37.7%

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
37.7%

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
37.7%

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
37.7%

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
37.7%

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
37.7%

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
37.6%

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
37.6%

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
37.6%

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
37.6%

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
37.6%

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
37.6%

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
37.6%

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
37.6%

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
37.5%

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
37.5%

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.5%

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
37.5%

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
37.4%

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
37.4%

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
37.4%

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
37.4%

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
37.4%

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
37.4%

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
37.4%

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
37.4%

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
37.4%

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
37.4%

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
37.4%

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
37.3%

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
37.3%

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
37.3%

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.3%

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
37.3%

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
37.3%

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
37.3%

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
37.3%

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
37.2%

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
37.2%

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
37.2%

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
37.2%

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
37.2%

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
37.2%

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
37.2%

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
37.1%

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
37.1%

He comes

Have 350 portals.
37.1%

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
37.1%

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
37.1%

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
37.1%

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
37.1%

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
37.1%

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
37.0%

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37.0%

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
37.0%

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
37.0%

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
37.0%

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
37.0%

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
36.9%

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.9%

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
36.9%

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
36.9%

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
36.9%

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
36.9%

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
36.9%

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
36.9%

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
36.9%

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
36.9%

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
36.9%

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
36.9%

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
36.9%

Just plain lucky

36.8%

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
36.8%

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
36.8%

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
36.8%

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
36.8%

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
36.8%

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
36.8%

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
36.8%

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
36.8%

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
36.7%

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
36.7%

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
36.7%

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
36.6%

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
36.6%

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
36.6%

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
36.6%

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
36.6%

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
36.6%

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
36.6%

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
36.6%

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
36.6%

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
36.5%

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
36.5%

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
36.5%

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
36.5%

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.5%

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
36.4%

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
36.4%

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
36.4%

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
36.4%

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
36.4%

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
36.4%

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
36.3%

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
36.3%

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
36.3%

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.3%

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
36.3%

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
36.2%

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
36.2%

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
36.2%

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
36.2%

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
36.2%

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
36.2%

In the green

Have 600 farms.
36.1%

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
36.1%

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
36.1%

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
36.1%

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
36.1%

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
36.0%

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
36.0%

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
36.0%

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
35.9%

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
35.9%

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
35.9%

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.9%

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
35.9%

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
35.9%

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
35.9%

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
35.8%

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
35.8%

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
35.8%

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
35.8%

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
35.7%

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
35.7%

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
35.7%

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
35.7%

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
35.6%

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.6%

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
35.6%

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
35.5%

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
35.4%

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
35.4%

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
35.3%

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
35.3%

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
35.3%

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
35.2%

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
35.2%

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
35.2%

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
35.1%

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
35.1%

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
35.0%

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
35.0%

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
34.9%

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
34.9%

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
34.9%

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
34.9%

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
34.9%

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
34.9%

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
34.7%

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
34.6%

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
34.6%

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
34.5%

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
34.4%

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
34.4%

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
34.4%

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
34.3%

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
34.3%

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
34.3%

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
34.2%

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
34.1%

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
34.1%

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
34.0%

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
34.0%

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
33.9%

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
33.9%

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
33.9%

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
33.8%

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
33.8%

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
33.7%

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
33.7%

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
33.7%

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
33.7%

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
33.6%

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
33.6%

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
33.5%

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
33.3%

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
33.3%

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
33.2%

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
33.2%

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
33.1%

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
33.1%

My own clone

Have 1 You.
33.0%

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
33.0%

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
33.0%

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
33.0%

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
32.9%

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
32.9%

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
32.9%

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
32.7%

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
32.6%

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
32.6%

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
32.5%

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
32.4%

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
32.4%

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
32.4%

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
32.4%

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
32.3%

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
32.3%

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
32.2%

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
32.2%

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
32.2%

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
32.1%

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
32.0%

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
32.0%

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
32.0%

Episode II

Have 150 You.
31.8%

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
31.8%

Copy that

Have 200 You.
31.7%

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
31.7%

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
31.4%

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
31.4%

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
31.3%

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
31.3%

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
31.3%

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
31.2%

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
31.1%

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
31.1%

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
31.1%

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
31.0%

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
30.8%

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
30.6%

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
30.6%

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
30.6%

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
30.6%

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
30.5%

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
30.3%

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
30.2%

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
30.1%

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
29.9%

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
29.8%

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
29.7%

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
29.5%

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
29.4%

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
29.1%

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
29.0%

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
28.8%

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
28.8%

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
28.8%

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
28.4%

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
28.3%

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
28.2%

Army of me

Have 400 You.
28.0%

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
28.0%

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
27.9%

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
27.5%

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
27.4%

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
27.4%

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
27.3%

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
27.1%

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
26.8%

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
26.7%

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
26.2%

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
25.9%

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
25.8%

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
25.7%

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
25.4%

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
25.4%

God complex

25.0%

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
24.9%

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
24.7%

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
24.7%

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
24.4%

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
24.0%

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
24.0%

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
23.8%

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
23.8%

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
23.5%

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
22.7%

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
22.6%

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
22.1%

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
22.0%

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
21.8%

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
21.7%

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
21.6%

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
21.5%

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
21.3%

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
21.0%

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
20.7%

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
20.5%

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
20.2%

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
19.9%

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
19.8%

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
19.7%

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
19.3%

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
19.2%

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
19.0%

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
18.5%

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
18.0%

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
18.0%

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
17.9%

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
17.8%

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
17.8%

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
17.6%

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
17.3%

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
17.1%

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
16.9%

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
16.6%

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
16.2%

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
16.2%

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
16.0%

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
16.0%

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
15.9%

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
15.7%

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
15.6%

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
15.5%

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
15.4%

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
15.4%

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
15.2%

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
15.2%

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
15.2%

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
15.1%

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
14.9%

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
14.9%

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
14.7%

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
14.6%

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
14.3%

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
14.1%

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
14.0%

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
13.8%

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
13.7%

Speed baking III

13.4%

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
13.3%

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
12.8%

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
12.7%

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
12.6%

True Neverclick

12.1%

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
11.9%

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
11.7%

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
11.6%

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
11.5%

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
11.0%

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
11.0%

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
10.7%

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
10.6%

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
10.6%

All-natural cane sugar

10.5%

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
10.5%

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
10.4%

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
10.4%

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
10.3%

Last Chance to See

10.0%

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
10.0%

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
9.8%

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
9.7%

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
9.7%

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
9.2%

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
8.6%

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.6%

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
8.6%

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
8.5%

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
8.3%

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
8.3%

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
8.2%

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.1%

Four-leaf cookie

7.9%

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
7.9%

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
7.8%

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
7.6%

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.6%

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
7.5%

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.5%

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
7.4%

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
7.4%

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
7.2%

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
7.1%

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
7.1%

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
6.9%

When the cookies ascend just right

6.8%

Introspection

Have 700 You.
6.7%

Gaseous assets

6.7%

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
6.5%

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.4%

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.3%

Seven horseshoes

6.0%

Endless cycle

5.6%

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.