Global Gameplay Stats

Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 83
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96.1%

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
94.9%

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
94.1%

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
89.3%

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
89.1%

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
88.4%

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
85.5%

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
82.6%

Up and down

Jump 20 times
81.9%

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
81.7%

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
73.3%

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
67.6%

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
66.0%

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
62.9%

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
62.1%

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
60.3%

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
58.3%

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
57.4%

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
54.5%

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
52.6%

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
52.2%

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
51.9%

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
50.2%

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
49.9%

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
47.9%

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
41.5%

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
41.5%

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
40.6%

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
39.4%

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
38.4%

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
37.2%

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
34.4%

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
33.8%

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
33.4%

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
31.2%

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
30.9%

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
30.0%

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
28.8%

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
24.8%

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
24.8%

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
24.0%

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
23.8%

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
21.8%

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
21.7%

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
19.4%

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
18.6%

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
17.8%

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
16.0%

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
14.8%

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
13.8%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
13.3%

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
13.1%

Timber!

Kill the Ent
12.5%

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
10.7%

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
10.2%

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
8.1%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%
8.0%

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
7.9%

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%
7.9%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
7.9%

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
7.8%

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
6.5%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%
6.3%

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
6.1%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%
5.9%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%
5.7%

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
5.0%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.7%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.5%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.5%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
4.2%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.1%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.4%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.3%

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
3.3%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%
2.9%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%
2.5%

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
2.4%

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up
2.4%

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up
2.4%

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

2.2%

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
2.1%

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up
2.0%

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up