Global Gameplay Stats

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 68
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96.2%

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
70.6%

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
62.4%

Not Jesus

48.0%

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
30.0%

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
19.1%

No Escape

17.9%

Oops...

16.9%

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
12.3%

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
9.8%

Paid in Full

9.8%

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
9.7%

Betrayal

9.2%

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
8.3%

Stuck

Idiot...
7.5%

Room 503

Hm...
7.3%

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
7.3%

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
6.7%

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
6.5%

Gang Stalked

6.3%

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
6.0%

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
5.6%

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
5.2%

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
4.2%

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
4.0%

Locked Up

3.5%

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
3.5%

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
3.2%

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
2.9%

The "Other" Plane

2.9%

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
2.7%

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
2.6%

The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
2.3%

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
2.3%

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
2.2%

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
2.1%

The Trash Man

2.1%

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
2.0%

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
1.9%

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
1.9%

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
1.9%

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
1.8%

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.7%

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
1.7%

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
1.6%

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?
1.6%

The Heist

1.6%

Sneed

1.5%

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?
1.5%

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
1.3%

Push It

Push the button. A lot.
1.3%

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
1.3%

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
1.3%

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.3%

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.
1.2%

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.
1.2%

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
1.1%

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
1.1%

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
1.1%

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
1.0%

The Pact

0.7%

Night Duty

Worked at night.
0.7%

Demon

0.7%

Strange Device

What are it's motives?
0.6%

Never Forget

0.6%

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.
0.6%

The Great Escape

0.5%

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?
0.4%

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!