Global Gameplay Stats

Cardboard Ground

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 41
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34.4%

Burnout Side Project

Win a game of BSP.
27.0%

Fat Matt

Meet fat Matt.
21.3%

Cheater

Win a prize from the slot machine while on performance enhancing drugs.
21.3%

Distant Memory

Dream a dream.
20.9%

Dog

Pet the dog.
20.0%

VROOM

Get through the tunnel on a motorcycle without slowing down.
18.8%

Hmm...

Find some statistics.
18.0%

Digitally Transmitted Disease

You willfully opened a virus.
16.3%

Ow

Fall the furthest possible.
15.5%

Pissed Time Traveller

You didn't listen and now you and your family are dead.
15.1%

Wrong Rating

Get an actually exciting ride.
14.7%

Pupilless

See the Snocone mascot without his pupils.
14.7%

Sick!

Clear the bridge with a skateboard.
13.9%

Goodbye Offbay

13.9%

Crowdsur-

Jump off the balcony.
13.5%

Swindler

Get on the Snocone for free.
12.2%

Gambler

Win a game of cards at max betting power.
11.8%

Dude, come on...

No one's home.
11.4%

It's Sturdy

Really test the shed's strength.
11.4%

BFF

Sit with the man under the bridge.
11.4%

T R A N S P O R T

Unlock all transports.
10.6%

I won't waste any more of your time... (Part II)

...with this ancient game.
9.4%

Opaque Shower

You threw poo at your shower head and then showered in it???
9.0%

Rare Foil Card

Lucky you.
8.6%

Stuntman

Jump off the ferris wheel at its peak.
8.1%

PRESS //C

Change the crouch control then visit the page.
7.7%

Oh boy what a funny joke.

You read the real joke.
7.3%

The Missing

Follow the monster to his true form and read the events.
6.5%

Twenty Fries

Buy twenty individual fries.
6.5%

GZUD XNT RDDM SGHR LZM

Entmc Neeazx'r bzmmhazk.
6.5%

Turdy

Find someone to sell poop to.
6.1%

Filbert

Fill Bert.
5.3%

Claustrovertigo

Get to the top of the dumpster ladder then fall.
5.3%

SHUT UP

Climb back up the slope in under three seconds while under pressure.
4.9%

Dunce

Fail the gap in every way possible.
4.0%

Mines Expert

Beat mines on expert.
2.8%

You Suck

Get kicked out of the cinema in every possible way.
2.8%

I won't waste any more of your time...

...with this button.
2.8%

Yesyes

Solve all nonochips.
2.0%

Efficient

Complete Blue Tarmac in the fewest shots possible.
2.0%

Supermarket Man

Sell every item you can.