SO U WANT TO WIN DA GAMEE R8?

IN DA TUTORIAAAL YAR GONA LEARN DA SECRET 8000 MMR OVERWATCH PLAYER'S GUIDE ABOUT HOW TO WIN DA GAMEE IN LESS THAN __ MINUTES

SO YA WANT TA START DO YA?

SO YAR HERE AT DA RANDOM PLACE AND YO DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TO DO? R8?
FIRST THING U NEED TO PLAY DA GAME IS SOME WOOD

OK U GOT SOME WOOD RIGHT? WHAT TO DO?
-maybe a house?
NOPE!
HOUSE IS FOR N00BZ YA ARE A PRO 8000 MMR OVERWATCH PLAYER ARE U?
U ♥♥♥♥ DA HOUSE
U MAKE A WORKTABLE
U MAKE A BOW
THATS ALL YA NEED
why?
CUZ ITS DA MOST INBALANCED EARLY GAME WEAPON IN DA WHOLE TERRARIA
♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 DAMAGE + 4 FOR EACH ARROW (im not sure about the values, I dont really care)
OH WAIT YESS AND IT GOT ITS OWN 400000000 RANGE U COULD USE TO KILL A BOSSE

U DONT NEED YAR SHORTSWORD AND YOU ARE DIGGING STONE TO MAKE ARROWS

U GO KILL HOVERING ♥♥♥♥ EYEBALLS, AND KILL'EM VERY HARD CUZ YOU HAVE A BOW INSTEAD OF A ♥♥♥♥ SWORD, ONCE YOU HAVE AN ZOMBIE ARM USE IT TO KILL WEAK ENEMIES INSTEAD OF WASTING YAR ARROWZ
...
Genius

IN CASE YOU OCCUR ENEMIES LIKE PINKY, ♥♥♥♥ IT

YA NEED NO GOLD
YOU ARE SPEEDRUNNING THE GAME ACTUALLY

SO YA GOT 6 LENSES, GET THEM NOT BY STAYING ARROUND, ALWAYS MOVE
AND IF YOU GOT INTO A JUNGLE, DONT FIGHT THERE...
JUST RUN
JUNGLE WILL KILL YA
VERY HARD
IF U GOT SOME LUCKY
U WILL FIND ROPE AND POTIONZ
MAKE USE OUT OF IT
10 ROPE = 1 VERY LONG THROWABLE ROPE
MAKES SENSE RIGHT?

OKI DOKI

SO YA GOT INTO CRIMSON/CORRUPTION SOMEHOW
YA FIND ALTARZ
YA MAKE EYE OF CHULTHU'S SUMMON ITEM (6 lenses I guess)
IF YOU GOT SOME BLACK LENSES DONT FORGET TO MAKE MLG GLASSES

U ARE FARMING SOME WOOD
AND MAKE AN ARENA LIKE THIS

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U MAKE MORE ARROWS (eventually combine them into flaming ones)
U PLACE AN CAMPFIRE
U ARE PROPABLY AT 120-160 HP CUZ YOU WERE IN THE UNDERGROUND CRIMSON/CORRUPTION AND THERE IS A TON OF HEARTS
U FIGHT THE EYE
U DONT IGNORE THE SERVANTS
U USE YAR BOW
U WIN

SO YA GOT SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIGH TIER (for now) ORE
IF YOU GOT CORRUPTION AND INSTEAD OF CRIMSON YOU GO AXE
IF YOU DIDNT YOU GO GET A BETTER BOW OR SPEAR (spear is good aghainst brain)

MAKE ALWAYS THE SAME PLATFORM ARENA I POSTED ABOVE
DONT MAKE ANY BIG BASE FOR NOW AND CARRY AL YOUR CRAFTING STATIONS REQUIRED WITH YOU

(If you are pro as heck player, just go skeleton first, but I dont recommend it to new players)

SO YOU GOT CORRUPTION RIGHT? (if not see below) YOU GO TO THE UNDERGROUND KILL 3 ORBS AND HOPE YA GET THE CORRUPTED RAIN STAFF OF HATE, IF YOU DO, YOU JUST USE IT TWICE, WHENEVER THIS HITS ONE OF BRAINS EYES IT GETS BACK, OTHERWISE YOU SPEAR THEM ALL
YOU GOT THEM!
YOU KILLED BRAIN BECAUSE OF YOUR VERY PRO PLATFORM ARENA AND THE SPEAR

IN CASE YA GOT THE EATER OF THE WORLD YA JUST AXE HIM (its even easier cuz brain is not as weak against AoE like weapons like battleaxe, and its automaticaly even)
ALWAYS HAVE A PLATFORM ARENA SINCE ITS THE BEST ARENA FOR NOW

YOU MAKE ARMOR, IF U HAVENT GOT ENOUGH RESOURCES YOU JUST KEEP FARMIN DA BOSSES

YOU GO SKELETON
WITH YOUR UPGRADED BOW
YOU JUST BANG HIM DOWN
YOU GET TO THE DUNGEON
BE CAREFULLY
IT MAY HURT SINCE YOUR MOBILITY = 0 (no grappling hook)
YOU GET THIS JAPANESE-LIKE NAMED BLUE SUPER DUPER FAST SWORD I DONT REMEMBER ITS NAME, IT KNOCKS EXACTLY AS MUCH THEY STAYING IN PLACE
YOU GET SHADOW KEY
YOU GET BLUE MOON
YOU GET SHIELD
YOU ARE HAPPY

Hardmode (without caps this time)

I am tired of caps lock so lets see now

JUST KIDDING
NYEHEHEHEH

NOW U DIG INTO THE EARTH AND ♥♥♥♥ THE METEORITE
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY SAFE YOU DIG OBSIDIAN AND MAKE SOME REALLY SMALL BASE FOR ALL YAR CRAFTING STATIONS AND FOR GUIDE GUY (we need to kill him)
AND MERCHANT, WHICH SELLS ROPE
ROPE = GOOD
♥♥♥♥ DA HOOK

U MAKE OBSIDIAN SKULL AND COMBINE IT WITH SHIELD U WILL NOT DIE BY THE FLAMES NOW

REMEMBER TO HAVE 10000000000 WOOD PLATFORMS
AND THIS TIME WE WILL MAKE THIS KING OF ARENA

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JUST A PLATFORM WHICH GOES TROUGH THE WHOLE HELL
HELL YEAH

YOU FARM HELLSTONE
IF YOU HAD A SOME LUCK YOU'D HAVE OBSIDIAN SKIN POTION
BUT YOU HAVE GOT NONE RIGHT?
ANYWAY YOU FARM HELLSTONE AND OPEN CHESTS IF U WANT TO PLAY SAFE
ELSE YOU JUST YOLO WOF WITH A GOOD BOW 3000000000 ARROWS AND INFINITE AMOUNT OF PLATFORMS
(not recommended you know?)

ANYWAY

YOU ARE GOING TO GET A BETTER BOW -----> MORE DAMAGE
SOME HELLFIRE ARROWS
AND SOME COOL AS HELL HELLFIRE ARMOR
YOU ALSO SHOULD HAVE ~260+ HEALTH
AND 30 ARMOR
FLYING/GRAVITY POTION IS GOOD AGAINST WOF
GRAPPLING HOOK WERE NICE TOO BUT NOT REALLY NECESSARY SINCE YOU GOT ROPES

THATS ENOUGH

YOU GO FIND A VODOO DEMON

YOU KILL HIM

HE DROPS A GUIDE GUY VOODOO DOLL
AND SUMMONS WOF
YOU CANNOT GO ABOVE THE HELL
CUZ YOU WILL DIE VERY HARD
ACTUALLY YOU ARE STUCK IN THE HELL
YOU CANT GO BACK
YOU FOCUS ON HIS "hands?" / "tentacles?" / "servants?"
HE LOSES ALL OF THEM
YOU FOCUS ON RED WORMS
THEY HEAL YOU IF YOU KILL THEM
HEALTH = GOOD
NO HEALTH = BAD
MAKES SENSE RIGHT?

LAST PHASE IS JUST SHOOTING INTO HIS EYE
YOU NEED TO HURRY UP AND AIM WELL
NO ARROWS = DEATH
NO PLATFORM LEFT = see NO ARROWS
KEK

ANYWAY LETS TAKE IT LIKE YOU KILLED THEM

YOU GET POWNAGE HAMMER OF DEATH
YOU GO CRIMSON/CORRUPTION
YOU DESTROY ALTARS
U GO GET PALLADIUM
U MAKE PICKAXE/DRILL OUT OF IT
U GET MYTHRIL AND MAKE AN MYTHRIL ANVIL
YOU WAIT UNTIL ITS RAINING WHILE TRYING TO FIND ANY FLOATING ISLANDS WITH BLOCKS YOU GOT WHILE DIGGING INTO THE HELL
YOU TRY TO KILL WYVERN
YOU DID IT CUZ U HAD THIS PLATFORM
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EZ RIGHT?

YOU GET SOME SOULS OF FLIGHT, LIGHT/NIGHT AND FEATHERS
YOU MAKE YOU A PAIR OF WINGS ON AN MYTHRIL ANVIL
NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH RAIN TO GET NIMBUS STAFF
YOU MAKE AN PLATFORM LIKE THIS
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AND KILL THE DESTROYER WITH NIMBUS STAFF AND ANY AOE WEAPON LIKE SUNFURY (better version of blue moon) OR EVEN BATTLE HAMMER
IF YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT THE WIN JUST CRAFT AN IRONSKIN POTION
ITS G000D

WHENEVER YOU DESTROY AN PROBE YOU GET A HIGH CHANCE (or 100% chance) LOOT AN OP +20 HP HEART
THATS GOOD IS IT?

NOW YOU GOT THE DESTROYER

YOU GET SOULS
YOU MAKE AN HOUSE FOR ARMS DEALER
YOU GET SOME MONE
YOU GET SOME SHARK FINS

YOU GET DA MEGA SHARK AND SWITCH OUT OFF ARROWS INTO THE BULLETS
YOU FARM SOULS
YOU KILL ALL THE BOSSES ON THE SAME PLATFORM AND IRONSKIN POTIONS
YOU HAVE THE WHOLE HALLOWED SET IF NOT JUST FARM BOSSES

YOU HAVE SOME
SICK ARMOR
AND ALMOST 500 HEALTH
LIGHT DISCS MAYBE (not really necessary but its a fun weapon)
YOU GO JUNGLE AND YOU FIND A BULB
YOU MAKE A TON OF PLACE AROUND THAT WITH SMALL PLATFORMS TO GIVE A REST FOR YOUR WINGS
DONT LEAVE JUNGLE
PLANTERA IS EASY UNLESS YOU LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND JUNGLE
DONT FORGET TO REMOVE ALL THE SLOWS LIKE HONEY AND WATER OUT OF THERE
YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE ABOUT ALL DAMAGE YOU TAKE BECAUSE PLANTERA KILLS REALLY FAST
ITS ONLY WEAKNESS IS ITS MOBILITY AND WEAK ARMOR AT PHASE 2
IN PHASE 2 FOCUS ON ITS ARMS, IT MAKES A TON OF DAMAGE
USE LIGHT DISCS IF YOU HAVE THEM TO KILL ITS ARMS, MEGASHARK IS GOOD AGAINST PLANTERA ITSELF

Post Plantera

PLANTERA IS ACTUALLY THE HARDEST PART OF THE HARDMODE GAME UNLESS YOU HAVE ENOUGH MOBILITY TO KILL IT, IF YOU DID IT YOU JUST FIND A TEMPLE AND KILL THE GOLEM
I WOULD PREFER TO GET ANY OF THE CELESTRA CRYSTAL SENTRIES CUZ GOLEM IS VERY SLOW

YOU ALSO NEED TO MAKE A ARENA
ANY IDEA WHICH ONE?
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YOU FARM GOLEM UNTIL YOU HAVE THE OP PICKAXE
NOW YOU CAN GET PAST EVERYTHING
NICE
YOU HAVE CHLOROPHYTE/HALLOWED ARMOR
YOU GO SOLAR ECLIPSE (solar tablets)
AND FARM SOME GOOD STUFF
NO IDEA WHICH, JUST GET SOME SICK WEAPONS
YOU GO CULTIST
YOU CAN FLY = YOU ARE UNKILLABLE FOR HIM
DONT HIT ILLUSIONS
THE TRUE ONE IS AFFECTED BY LIGHT

WHENEVER YOU HIT AN ILLUSION HE SPAWNS A DRAGON IF DRAGON IS ALIVE AND YOU HIT THAT SECOND TIME HE SPAWNS A BIG MINIBOSS LIKE 10000 HEALTH AND THAT MAKES SOME DAMAGE

YOU KILLED THEM
CONGRATS
LUNAR EVENTS INCOMING
YOU KILL THE PILLARS
HERE IS A LITTLE TIP
EASY -> STARDUST -> VORTEX ->NEBULA -> SOLAR

SOLAR IS HARD UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DRAIN HEALTH
CRAWLIPEDE DEALS A TON OF DAMAGE BUT TAKES ITS DAMAGE AMPLIFIED WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO STEAL MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF HEALTH LIKE 40 HEALTH PER HIT WITH VAMPIRE KNIVES
GOOD
MOON LORD SUMMONED
YOU DIED
AS PLANNED
DOESNT MATTERS
YOU ARE MAKING A HOUSE WITH NURSE INSIDE

STRATEGY?

YOU JUST GET HEALED BY THE NURSE FOR ENTIRE TIME AND KILL HIS EYE WITH SOLAR SWORD OF HATE

BE CAREFULLY FOR YOUR NURSE
IF YOU ARE IN DIALOGBOX SHE IS NOT HEALING!
OTHERWISE SHE GETS 20 HEALTH/ TICK
= ~50 HEALTH / SECOND I GUESS
AND RECEIVES LIKE 10 DAMAGE A SECOND

JUST HEAL
CLOSE DIALOG BOX AND LET HER HEAL

YOU FARM MOON LORD UNTIL YOU GET LAST PRISM

YOU GO MAGE

YOU HAVE
NEBULA ARMOR
NATURE'S GIFT
WINGS
BOOTS
UPGRADED SHIELD
AND SOME OTHER ♥♥♥♥ WHICH MAKES YOUR MAGIC KILL EVEN MORE

NOW YOU CAN KILL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
YOUR ONLY AMMO ARE MANA POTIONS
THEY TRIGGER AUTOMATICALLY BECAUSE OF NAURE'S GIFT
GG
ENJOY EXPERT MODE OR CLEAN OUT THE CORRUPTION WITH CLETTERMINATOR YOU CAN BUY AT STREAMPUNKER
HE IS AVAIBLE SINCE YOU KILLED ALL THE MECHANICAL BOSSES
if you want to be pvp troll
get sniper riffle
vortex armor
and go 100%+ crit by abusing +4% critical strike chance prefix on all the items
you can do that since you can just reforge everything at the goblin tinkerer
there isnt much more to do at this game
congratz

Endword

♥♥♥♥ THIS TUTORIAL ITS NOT EVEN GOOD
HAVE FUN FISHING FOR 200 DAYS BECAUSE OF THE MOST HATED ACHIEVEMENT ON THE WHOLE STEAM

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dodo

[wealse]

thx dot

[Mongolian Beef Jerky Enjoyer]

kungfu Ur my god, thats the tutorial for newbies ya know?

[robert]

Why would you use a wooden bow
Copper shortsword ftw and op af :P

[wealse]

i don't need this cuz i already beat moon lord with minishark and molten armour

[wealse]

you suck at spelling

[Mongolian Beef Jerky Enjoyer]

O YA THATS G00D M8

[Oli]

NURSE = CHEAT, but funny tutorial

[Mongolian Beef Jerky Enjoyer]

Actually it works I tried it out

[Ruinae Retroque Rursus]

well this might be trash but at least it's original

Upvoted.