Comprehensive Storyline Guide with Cards

A full and comprehensive list of what to do, where to go, and who to murderlate along the way.

A little flavour, and a lot of info. I crammed all the storyline necessities, all the cards, and some fun facts in here for your amusement, reading pleasure, and hopefully to your benefit!

NOTE: This guide is for a game that is currently in Early Access. It was written on v0.92.1 - changes can (and likely will) happen beyond what this guide covers. There are two in game hints that can be unlocked that even state they are not available intil Full Release (NOW AVAILABLE IN THE GUIDE). Please let me know if you find a needed correction, and I will *try* to take care of it.
This guide by its sheer existence is also a MASSIVE spoiler. I put these in the order I chose to perform them. Some are in the needed order (must do A before B), but some are not. Take this with a grain of salt.

Cindy

Cindy's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Ok, first day of school, ready to learn, to get some knowledge.....right?
Before leaving your room, take $3.10 from your piggy bank.
When Buggs tries to mug you, if you decline, you die. Accept. Bullies suck, but you want this.
Buggs will steal half your money, report him to the teacher.
Agree to start a fight, go talk to Buggs again. Yeah, you're actually going to get your backside beaten for this.
Pick the dialogue that is insulting. (Mostly about his dad)
Call the teacher before you die.
Decline to turn against any other students. (For now)
Talk to Cindy (she's the blonde one with pigtails).
Agree to be her boyfriend, and to do something for her. (Lily's gonna nead peanut butter to get that out)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

CLASSROOM:
Put the gum in Lily's hair (You're a stinker, kid)
Report to Cindy.
She will want to play house, but you have to clean up first. (Well, poo, can't be the bloodied hero anymore)
Go the the classroom door.
Deal with the teacher, get the hall pass. (Can versus may. Every schoolkid's nightmare)
Show the pass to the hall monitor, go into the bathroom.
ONLY clean your face, and leave, going back to class. If you harass the janitor, bad things can happen.
Talk to Cindy, play along. NOTE: Argue a little about the alcoholism, otherwise, you have to pay her a dollar for "PTDS" or she will stab you, killing you and ending this turn.)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

LUNCH:
First, go get slop from the lunchlady. (Mmmmmmmm, slop. Appetizing, right?)
Eat with Cindy-she will ask for something vegan, but doesn't know what it means. (Quel surprise!)
Buy a salad from Monty in the bottom right (75 cents), or a biscuit ball from the janitor ($1 OR if you talk to him enough after eating with Cindy, you can get the ball for free. Just keep selecting options that question it without refusing until given the option to tell him she wants something vegan. You'll get the creepiest of replies, and a free biscuit ball.).
Give whichever to Cindy. (Yeah, she's clueless)
Now she wants something else for Lily, something gross from the Janitor's closet.
Agree to help, take the key, tell her when you're ready.
Leave the cafeteria immediately after she tells you you're clear.
You want the door immediately to the right of the air vent (ignore the card for now)
Go in and take the bucket of blood. (Oh yeah, we're re-enacting Carrie here. GREAT).
Leave IMMEDIATELY. If the janitor catches you in there, you are dead.
Return to the cafeteria, you will be sent outside by the lunchlady. (Those slop effects, yum)

RECESS:
Go straight to Cindy.
She will tell you to get into position, triggering a mini-automated scene.
She will call over Lily after some shouting. (Wow, Lily doesn't trust her, what a shock)
Once control is returned, dump the bucket on Lily. Dang, two birds with one stone.
Take the flower.

SHOW AND TELL:
At show and tell, show the flower
WARNING: If you did not follow the start of this, and Buggs is still in class, he will kill you. If you show ANYHTING else, you wasted the whole day.
After the final bell, Cindy will stop you on your way home and tell you to keep the flower (REQUIRED for Nugget's Mission)

School Teacher

Teacher's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Before leaving your room, take $7 with you. Yeah, you're setting yourself up again. Kid's a masochist.
As with Cindy's mission, Buggs will steal half, just let it happen.
Report him to the teacher.
Agree to start the fight, and as in Cindy's mission, call for help before dying.
This time, agree to help eliminate more students.
Buy the recorder from Monty ($2.50)
Go talk to Cindy.
Agree to be her boyfriend, but ask if your live isn't enough.
Ask "Why?"
Disagree, and insult her.
She will yell, and you will both be sent to the Principal. (How the heck does a kindergartener know that term??)
Buggs will automatically be sent back to class.
Deny the accusation twice (the first time it IS safe to ask the question of "What is....?")
Tell the principal you reccorded everything. Jerk steals your recorder, but oh well, you're off the hook.
You will be sent back to class. Cindy won't. Ever.
You won't get a star for Cindy because Buggs was sent back. No E for Effort from this cow.

CLASSROOM:
Buy the yoyo from Monty ($1)
Talk to Jerome (yo yos are TOTALLY the epitome of cool. Right)
Agree to help him recover his laser pointer.
When he distracts the teacher, show her the pass. Be the rat.
He will be sent to see his father.
Speak to Nugget.
Eat his Nugget. (This seems legit)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

LUNCH:
Talk to Nugget. (Yep, poisoned. Awesome.)
Agree to give Buggs the special nugget (Buggs will die.)
Talk to Nugget, get the antidote.
Talk to Monty to learn the janitor can't spell.
Talk to the janitor
Tell him he misspelled buscuit, and that you learned it from Monty.
He will take Monty out of class. But only for a few years, he swears.
Lily left the cafeteria when you talked to Nugget.
Talk to the lunchlady, give her Monty's glasses when she offers a way to leave the room. (Guess she didn't see where they came from without wearing glasses haha)
Knock on the principal's door and rat out Lily for spying.
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

RECESS:
Talk to Nugget
Agree to go in the cave. (NOT really ok with this part, but just go with it)
Grab the dog. (Option to grab the Monstermon card here, but there are easy chances later as well)
Talk to Nugget, tell him you like it, but are ready to leave
Show the dog to the teacher
Nugget is killed, boob bounce of death right there.
You're given the special teacher lunch pass (REQUIRED for Buggs's Mission)

Jerome

Jerome's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Take $3 before you leave your room. No beatings today!
Talk to Monty
Buy the yoyo ($1), the cigarettes ($1), and screwdriver ($1) (NONE of these can wait until later)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

CLASSROOM:
Talk to Jerome
Give him the yo yo.
Agree to help (For real this time)
Leave when he distracts the teacher (NOTE: if you delay, talk to anyone, or take advantage to steal from a cubby you will lose your chance and have to restart the room.)
Show the hall moniter your pass
Go to the janitor's closet (between the restroom and the air vent, still ignoring the card in the vent).
Go to the shelf directly in front of you with the "Stolen Stuff" box on it. (SUBTLE)
Stand on the left side, interact.
You'll unscrew the screw, letting the box slide to the floor. No slide whistle sound. Sadface.
Take the laser pointer, and leave IMMEDIATELY. (If caught, the janitor kills you)
The moniter will send you back to class
Jerome will try to talk to you, but there's no time with the lunch bell, So he will say that you will talk at lunch.

LUNCH:
When Jerome calls you over, tell him you got it. Momentary happiness! WOO!
The janitor will yell, and come in to search the room. Ah crap.
Hide the laser in the rubbish bin on the top wall quickly.
The janitor will search you and Jerome, finding nothing. PHEW!
The lunch lady will tell the janitor to take out the trash.....really, lady? RIGHT NOW?
When she says that was too fast (what I'm sure his exes would have said, too, had he any), the janitor tells her he took it to the restroom, and will take it the rest of the way later. (If you've seen the restroom, you might not believe him)
In the dialogue with Jerome, tell him to pay off the lunch lady to get you out.
Go immediately to the bathroom
When threatened with the principal, give the hall monitor the pack of smokes. Corrupted youth, so easily bought.
Search the black trash bag quickly and take the laser.
When you get back to the cafeteria, you will immediately be sent to recess.

RECESS:
The janitor will be standing behind Jerome. Well, that's not good.
Start to walk to them, and Monty will call you
Talk to him, and he will give you a device (he takes the laser as collateral, little profiteer)
Walk carefully around the ducks and behind the janitor, interacting with the ground spot when you can.
Place the device behind the janitor at that spot
Go back to Monty.
Monty will call out, Jerome moves, and the janitor blows up. GREATLY satisfying.

SHOW AND TELL:
Show anything for show and tell. (The screwdriver has an amusing response)
On your way out of school, Jerome will stop and talk to you to give you the mold for a key. (REQUIRED for Monty's Mission; ULTIMAELY REQUIRED for Lily's Mission)

Nugget

Nugget's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Before you leave your room, take $1 from your bank and pick up the flower from Cindy. Another day of not being whupped for pocket money.
Talk to Nugget.
Choose the option to be his friend
Give him the flower.
He will give you a nugget of friendship and a device.
Buy the yo yo from Monty ($1).
Speak to Cindy, agree to be her boyfriend, and to use the gum on Lily.
Talk to Lily.
When given the option, tell her Cindy was trying to bully her, gaining her trust. D'awwwwwwwwwwww, you have your moments of not awful, after all!
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

CLASSROOM:
Talk to Nugget.
He tells you to find the "hidden" nugget. (Looks pretty obvious to me on this screen.)
Talk to Jerome
Agree to help, but when he distracts the teacher, snag the nugget instead.
He will take the pass back.
Show Nugget the nugget.
He will ask you to give Lily a letter. (Adorable little super creepy kid crush......wait, no. Disturbing. Whatever, I'll play mailman.)
(NOTE: If you did not gain her trust in the schoolyard, she will refuse and you must restart the whole day.)
Give the letter to Lily.
Let the teacher start reading it. Enjoy the laughs.
Afterwards, Nugget gives you a nugget.
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

LUNCH:
Talk to Nugget
He tells you to give Buggs the poison nugget.
Talk to Buggs
Tell him he's a sissy if he doesn't eat it, and that it is Cindy who thinks so. Enjoy his little internal reversal and demise.
Return to Nugget.
He will give you a Nugget of Friendship.
Talk to Lily.
Accept the donut.
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

RECESS:
Talk to Nugget (Theme here, isn't there?)
Agree to help.
Put the device behind the statue
Talk to Lily.
The statue will blow up, and Lily be sent to the principal. Well, the eye sore is gone!
To avoid the same fate, give the teacher the donut (figures that's her price)
Go back to Nugget.
Enter the Nugget Cave
Put the flower on the shrine below.

SHOW AND TELL:
Show one of your nuggets. (They are ALL you have)
Nugget stops you after school and gives you the Note. (REQUIRED for Lily's Mission)

Buggs

Buggs' Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Before you leave your room, take $3.10 and the special lunch pass. Another day of being robbed.
Buggs will take half your money as usual.
Tell the teacher, but refuse to help her even with Buggs
Talk to Nugget about Billy until you are sent to the principal.
Tell the principal you are sad about Billy (AGAIN)
Get the pills. (AGAIN)

CLASSROOM:
When you get to the classroom, the teacher will ask if you recieved anything
Tell her about the pills
She will ask for one, just give it to her. Yeah, roofie your teacher.
Buggs will talk to you. Kid's a little psychopath.
Agree to help him, take the knife.
Let him know about the pass.
Ask if he is sure the teacher will be distracted. He didn't think that far ahead.
He will tell you to get a distraction from Monty
Talk to Monty, you need a basis here.
Go to the cubbies
Take the device from Jerome's cubby and the nugget from Nugget's cubby (the teacher will scold you, then say she doesn't care, just return to the cubby and take the item, second one she doesn't even try - you MUST take the nugget or you will NOT be able to finish this storyline!!)
Give the device to Monty
He will make a "distraction"-he will charge for it.
Take the device and place it under a desk. (I picked the where one Jerome and Lily were sitting - you may have to talk to Buggs before you can do this)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)
When the bell rings, use the option for the teacher's special lunch.

LUNCH:
Activate the device quickly (the meal she gives you is poisoned.)
Run behind her while she's looking for the source of the boom and stab her. That's right. Stab her. In the back. It'll be fine. Trust me.
Buggs will come in, steal her phone, and you will both go to recess.

RECESS:
Talk to Buggs
He will tell you to dispose of the knife. Guess he's not as stupid as he looks.
(NOTE: You MUST have stolen the nugget for this)
Talk to Nugget (because this always goes well)
Ask to use his hole (not like that)
Show him the nugget, and drop in the knife. Kid actually thinks he forgot he gave you a nugget of friendship.

SHOW AND TELL:
The principal will search you, since you're covered in blood.
Buggs is next, and hands off the phone on his way up. Again, not as stupid as he looks.
After school, he talks to you and tells you the phone is yours. (REQUIRED for Lily's Mission)

Monty

Monty's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Before you leave your room, take your full $10 from your piggybank, pick up the key mold, and the special lunch pass. Yeah, you're REALLY asking for it today.
Give Buggs half your money (leaving $5).
Talk to Monty
Ask him to make the key
He agrees, tells you it will be $20, COD at the end of the day.
Buy the yo yo ($1)
Sell him your lunch pass (+$3)
Talk to Nugget about Billy to be sent to the principal's office as (many many times) above
Tell the principal you're sad, get the pills. (Regular little pill pusher now)

CLASSROOM:
When you get to class, the teacher asks you if the principal gave you anything
Tell her yes, but DO NOT give her a pill when she first asks, tell her they are yours
She will offer you +$1 for one, agree.
Talk to Monty
Sell him the pill bottle (+$4)
Talk to Jerome
Give him the yo yo for the pass
When he distracts the teacher, leave the room
Get past the hall monitor
Go into the restroom
Talk to the Janitor (carefully)
Use the options for what's in the bags....those bags....its bleeding....how did that judgement get passed....sounds riveting....morbidly curious....but its ok for me to see....a nickel won't cut it....chocolate is more expensive....[etc, until he tells you the lunch lady will give it to you for what he spent as a kid]
Go back to class, Jerome will try to talk to you about his laser, but you'll be sent to lunch.

LUNCH:
Talk to Jerome, tell him you didn't get it
He's not really thrilled you failed, but tells you to keep the hall pass.
Talk to the lunch lady, slop looks vile.
Ask if she has anything else. Oooooh, chocolate, but not paying $10 for that crap.
Tell her the janitor said you could pay less. Oh hey, that works.
She calls you his special new friend, and gives it to you for a nickel.
Talk to Monty.
Sell him the chocolate (+$5) and the hall pass (+$5)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

RECESS:
Get the Monstermon card from behind the slide (otherwise you have nothing for show and tell)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

SHOW AND TELL:
Show the Monstermon card, end the school day - yeah, you're THAT lame kid, now.
Monty will stop you after school, take your $20 (impressed that you could raise it all after all), and give you the key (REQUIRED for Lily's Mission)

Lily

Lily's Story

SCHOOLYARD:
Before leaving your room, take $3 from the piggybank (FIRST), then pick up the key, phone, and note.
Go to school.
Talk to Lily, show her the note. Oh hey, BILLY'S handwriting? Neat.
She will freak out and ask you to find someone that can read.
Talk to Monty, we know he can read by now.
He will read the note for $1. Swindler.
He says he needs until lunch because the handwriting is terrible. Of course.
Talk to Lily, let her know.
Show her the phone and they key as prompted.
Talk to Monty once more, buy cigarettes.
Talk to Nugget about Billy until sent to the principal (this again)
Tell him you're sad, get the pills....again.
Interact with the rug, lift it. Uh-oh. That's.....that's not a pretty sight. Yikes.
Go to class

CLASSROOM:
Talk to Lily
Go to the door, and through the same routine with the teacher on language, and go to the restroom.
Check all the stalls, still disgusting, or occupied. Or both.
Talk to the janitor.
Get him to clean the last stall - crotchety old fart still grumbles about it.
Quickly grab the finger from the box he was standing near (far right on the bottom), you will not have time to try again.
Go back to class, only to be sent straight to lunch with your YUMMY new souveneir.

LUNCH:
Talk to Monty, get the code
Talk to Lily, she's already worked out the lunch lady.
Follow her into the hall, then the restroom. Yeah, sneaking into the restroom with a GIRL.
The hall monitor thinks the worst, but will ignore it if you bribe him with the cigarettes.
Give Lily the phone, she's going to get the principal out of his office. She has big brass ones, for sure.
Follow her to his door.
Unlock it and go inside
She freaks out that the trap uses a key, not a code. Well, I don't blame her.
Go behind the left side of the principal's desk, interact.
Use the code on the desk
Get the key.
Use the key on the trap. You are her hero.
Enjoy the scenery and dialogue for a second, but do NOT dawdle.
****The computer is simple: Yellow=move. Red=eliminate. Green=restore. Blue=evacuate.****
The order you want at first is: Yellow, Red, Yellow, Green.
The principal will show up and you have ONE CHANCE to hit the right one. The final button you want is BLUE. You miss, he shoots you in the head.
Enjoy the ending, and tell the teacher the principal exploded. She loves that answer.
Get your TOTALLY NOT CLOSE TO COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL card from Billy, and you've won it!

Monstermon Cards

Here is the list of all the cards you can get, in hint-list order (NOTE: You must end the day alive with the card itself in your item list, or it will not count and will not be listed/hint unlocked):

~Cactus Outlaw: Take at least $1 to school. Talk to Monty. Buy cigarettes. Talk to Buggs. Give him the cigarettes. Get the card.

~Freezeguy Jim: Talk to Nugget about Billy until you're sent to the principal. Take the pills. Give one to the teacher. Steal the card from the cubby while she doesn't care (see the note in Buggs's Mission)

~Martian Orbman: (This one is a variation of the Teacher's Mission for most of it) Before leaving your room, take $7 with you. Buggs will steal half, just let it happen. Report him to the teacher. Agree to start the fight, call for help before dying. Agree to help eliminate more students. Buy the recorder from Monty ($2.50). Go talk to Cindy. Agree to be her boyfriend, but ask if your live isn't enough. Ask "Why?" Disagree, and insult her. She will yell, and you will both be sent to the Principal. Buggs will automatically be sent back to class. Deny the accusation twice (the first time it IS safe to ask the question). Tell the principal you recorded everything. You will be sent back to class. Talk to Jerome immeidately. Talk to the teacher, and tell her you aren't cool enough. Search the cubbies, taking the knife. Now, buy the yoyo from Monty ($1). Talk to Jerome. Agree to help him recover his laser pointer. When he distracts the teacher, show her the pass. He will be sent to see his father. Speak to Nugget. Eat his Nugget. Go to lunch. Talk to Nugget. Agree to give Buggs the special nugget. DO NOT give him the nugget, stab him instead. Talk to Nugget, get the antidote. Talk to Monty to learn the janitor can't spell. Talk to the janitor. Tell him he misspelled buscuit, and that you learned it from Monty. He will take Monty out of class. Talk to the lunchlady, give her Monty's glasses when she offers a way to leave the room. Go into the hallway and to Buggs, look at the tile that's pulled up. Take the card. (Yeah, this one was a NIGHTMARE to figure out.)

~King Tower Beetle: Talk to Nugget about Billy until you're sent to the principal. Take the pills. Give one to the teacher. Steal the magnifying glass from the cubby while she doesn't care (see the note in Buggs's Mission). Talk to Nugget. Give him the magnifying glass. He gives you the card.

~Shroom Turtle: Talk to Cindy in the schoolyard. Agree to be her boyfriend, and to do something for her. Put the gum in Lily's hair. Report to Cindy. Play house. Agree to cook, but deny drinking. Ask if that's a breathalyzer. Tell her you're "FINE". Finish wihtout getting stabbed. Go through morning and lunch (doesn't matter how). Talk to Buggs on the playground. Give him the breathalyzer. He will give you the card.

~Giraffe Serpent: NEW INSTRUCTIONS (thanks to amphetamachine):
Talk to Cindy in the schoolyard. Agree to be her boyfriend, and to do something for her. Talk to Nugget, go the the principal, get pills. Doesn't matter if you give one to the teacher or not. Put the gum in Lily's hair. Report to Cindy. Play house, when the unborn child comes up, tell her to put it up for adoption . She will say there's paperwork and asks for something to take the edge off. At that point only you can give her a pill.
You can use EITHER the single pill item from Nugget, OR the bottle of pills from the principal.
Dialogue in order: Yes dear; No honey, I'm just tired; I told you I'm FINE!; Unborn child?; We can work through this; Yes I do; Put it up for adoption.
Getting the single pill item from Nugget: Ask him what happened to Billy; use the "speaking normally" option; "What's in those pills?"; "The principal gave you pills?"
Note: Shroom Turtle card concurrent; flask Cindy gives you to Bugs during recess

~Literally Grass: Behind the slide on the playground (Addressed in Monty's Mission).

~Ohfaka Tornado: Start your day with $1. Talk to Cindy in the schoolyard. Agree to be her boyfriend, and to do something for her. Put the gum in Lily's hair. Report to Cindy. Play house. Go to lunch. Get the key, go to the janitor's closet. Take the note from the box on the bottom left. Go to recess. Give her the note. Talk to Monty, pay him to read it. Talk to Cindy. Sit back and laugh maniacally as she murderlates the janitor and gives you a card.

~Really Bright Star: Start your day with $1. Talk to Cindy in the schoolyard. Agree to be her boyfriend, and to do something for her. Put the gum in Lily's hair. Report to Cindy. Play house. Go to lunch. Get the key, go to the janitor's closet. Get the blood. Go to recess. Dump the blood on CINDY instead of Lily. The teacher gives you the card. (FUN FACT: With this one, you can pick up Cindy's shoe and use it for show and tell for a laugh.)

~Doom Jelly: Don't talk to Cindy at all until lunch. Talk to her, agree to put the gum in Lily's hair. But, ah, frak, there goes Lily out the door. Ok. Talk to Monty, play out the bit where the janitor beats him for pointing out spelling mistakes, giving the glasses to the lunch lady. Go into the hall, put the gum in Lily's hair. Go to Cindy, she will give you the card.

~Tornado Fly: Take $2 to school. Buy the yo yo and the screwdriver. In class, talk to Jerome, get the pass. Go into the hall, use the screwdriver on the vent.

~Wizard Worm: Using any of the methods to befriend Nugget (his mission, or killing Buggs), go safely into the Nugget cave and snag this bad boy.

~Cyclops Duckinling (How its spelled in game, although the hint is Cyclops Duckling): During recess talk to Jerome, learn the riddle of the ducks. Order is Yellow, Yellow, Blue, Blue, Red, Yellow, Blue. Card appears.

~Sneaky Snake: Using Jerome's pass or during Lunch for Cindy, go into the Janitor's Closet. This is the card in the box on the bottom left.

~Oglebump Golem: At lunch, go to the bottom edge of the table just below Nugget. Interact. Viola! Its a card.

~Eye of the Buttholder: Morning classroom time, get the restroom pass. Check all three stalls, get the janitor to clean the last one. Card is in the middle box (YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO CHECK MORE IF YOU MISCLICK)

~Man with Long Arm: Get Jerome's pass with the yo yo. Talk to the Janitor in the restroom. Use the dialogue options what's in the bags....those bags....its bleeding....how did that judgement get passed....sounds riveting....morbidly curious....but its ok for me to see....a nickel won't cut it....more or I'll tell.... until you can show the pass. When asked, say you just wanted the pass in the long run, the janitor will give you the card.

~Evil Thwarter: Do the boyfriend bit with Cindy until lunch, but get her a biscuit ball. Talk to the janitor after she eats it, and he gives you the card.

~Spikey Flimflam: Talk to Nugget about Billy until you go to the office. Use the dialogue options who told you that....I'm not sad....I'm not....Billy and I were friends....we had a fight....Monstermon cards....[third choice doesn't seem to matter, you get the card]

~Uneaten Cake: (If you do this, it is the ONLY thing you can do on lunch) Talk to the lunch lady. Get slop. Go to garbage, dump it. Talk to her again, more slop. Dump it again. Talk to her a third time for more slop, get slop and the card. (Bonus yo mama joke when you read it in your room!)

~Holy Knight: Save up the $12.50 any of 100 ways by recess and buy it from Monty (for pointers, see Monty's Mission)

~Faptain Calcon: Use the special teacher's pass on any non-Buggs playthrough, get the card from the meal.

~Wall of Castle: After getting pills from the principal, check his wastebasket, card is inside.

~Magical Airship: Buy the Silly Meal from Monty at lunch, show it at show and tell, get the card.

~Blue Eyes Gold Dragon (Walking that thin line!!): Complete all the story quests (See Lily's Mission above)

WHEW! This took a bit to figure out, compile, and get out here. Any suggestions/revisions/comments, toss em below!

SUPER SECRET ALL MONSTERMON CARDS ENDING!!

*Cue dramatic music*

SCHOOLYARD:
Before you leave your room, take $1 from your bank, pick up the card pack from the middle of the room, and pick up the flower from Cindy. Wow, this looks familiar, right?
Talk to Nugget.
Choose the option to be his friend
Give him the flower.
He will give you a nugget of friendship and a device.
Buy the yo yo from Monty ($1).
Speak to Cindy, agree to be her boyfriend, and to use the gum on Lily.
Talk to Lily.
When given the option, tell her about the gum, gaining her trust. Definitely familiar territory here....
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

CLASSROOM:
Talk to Nugget.
He tells you to find the "hidden" nugget. (Durr hurr hurr.)
Talk to Jerome
Agree to help, but when he distracts the teacher, snag the nugget instead.
He will take the pass back. (Sorrynotsorry)
Show Nugget the nugget.
He will ask you to give Lily a letter. (We all remember how this went. *Maniacal laughter*)
(NOTE: If you did not gain her trust in the schoolyard, she will refuse and you must restart the whole day.)
Give the letter to Lily.
Let the teacher start reading it. Heeheehee, just as good this time around.
Afterwards, Nugget gives you a nugget. (Sorry kid.)
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

LUNCH:
Talk to Nugget
He tells you to give Buggs the poison nugget.
Talk to Buggs
Tell him he's a sissy if he doesn't eat it, and that it is Cindy who thinks so. SO satisfying.
Return to Nugget.
He will give you the fourth Nugget of Friendship.
Talk to Lily.
Accept the donut.
Use up any leftover apples (ENTER key, worth a quarter each)

RECESS:
Talk to Nugget (Quel surprise!)
Agree to help.
Put the device behind the statue
Talk to Lily.
The statue will blow up, and Lily be sent to the principal. Well, the eye sore is gone!
To avoid the same fate, give the teacher the donut (figures that's her price)
Go back to Nugget.
Enter the Nugget Cave
Interact with the sign at the back.
Use the option for your deck of Monstermon cards.
Click through dialogue and enjoy the show (and teasing).
*FANFARE* TUESDAY!!!! (LOL)

[frontierspygaming]

how to change it to make it 3 instead and not 10???

[Spastics]

Monty's Recess "Holy Knight" Monstermon card price increased to $15

[Dexor]

,

[rileyblenkiron579]

for lily's quest, u put one more than 5 apples in the schoolyard section, fix that or say another way to do the mission

[rileyblenkiron579]

Can someone please find a way to befriend nugget, kill monty, buggs, and lily all at lunch with just 5 apples

[Miridarna]

Well crud - I'll update it! Thanks for the heads up and revisions!

[amphetamachine]

Evidently with the Giraffe Serpent card, the developers changed it to not reference abortion. Lame.

What you have to do to get it is play house with Cindy, then when the unborn child comes up, tell her to put it up for adoption . She will say there's paperwork and asks for something to take the edge off. At that point only you can give her a pill.

You can use EITHER the single pill item from Nugget, OR the bottle of pills from the principal.

When playing house:
- Yes dear.
- No honey, I'm just tired
- I told you I'm FINE!
- Unborn child?
- We can work through this.
- Yes I do.
- Put it up for adoption.

Getting the single pill item from Nugget:
- Ask him what happened to Billy
- use the "speaking normally" option
- "What's in those pills?"
- "The principal gave you pills?"

Note: You can also get the Shroom Turtle card during this run; take the flask Cindy gives you and give it to Bugs during recess.

[Miridarna]

There's no URLS anywhere in the tutorial, man

[MiloXCoco]

why the fuck is there a virus url in the nugget tutorial

[Miridarna]

I think there was a thing for it, but I'd have to relaunch to remember, ngl, its been a HOT minute since I was in this game.