OneShot

OneShot

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How to forget Oneshot porn
By Ssehyu
I came across the guide for one on how to find some, and I thought, "Hey, why not make one for those who saw it and wanted to forget all about it because they didn't listen to the first guide?"

img credit to u/TheEnderBlade
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1st Step
Destroy your internet history.

Of course this wouldn't be a problem if you were in incognito, but I'm sure that some of you would have gone to the damn site without the safety of ctrl + shift + n. Ignorant fools.
2nd Step
Think about what you've done.

You sick creature.
3rd Step
Eat hazelnut pancakes

To atone for your sins.
4th Step
Realize that you will never be able to forget the sexualized illustrations of Niko, a pure and innocent 9 year old child who just wanted to go home to their mama and eat pancakes.

Curiosity kills the cat kid
298 Comments
Dontkillme0880 [ham mafia] Apr 22 @ 2:33pm 
the people that make it and the one who speedran killing niko in the original oneshot belong in deepest pits of hell deeper than hitler himself (dont worry I have a jewish last name and grandmother I am allowed to make that statement (notice I said statement not joke))
Epicducks Apr 6 @ 4:44am 
this is why you make sure you search for safe rated images if "Niko" ever ends up in that search bar
YelloAnimates Mar 31 @ 1:00pm 
I am very lucky
CrythicalMethod Mar 10 @ 3:13am 
WHYYYY I CAN'T FORGOT IT СУКААААА БЛЯТЬ НАХУЙ ЁБАНЫЙ В РОТ ПИЗДА БЛЯТЬ
orange Mar 4 @ 3:50pm 
i havent seen any but those sick, sick, bastards
Blu Feb 19 @ 9:10am 
i will besiege and kill whoever makes such horrific imagery
CalvinLol500 Feb 12 @ 5:53pm 
I consider myself lucky I've never seen any
flardpwr Jan 22 @ 3:45pm 
if i ever find a single piece im kmsing i just cant imagine the fact that theres ppl that like that
OnionySpots Jan 10 @ 11:19am 
Shit, now I need to commit RIP
FredojiraX Jan 8 @ 5:00am 
ye0s