Paradigm | FULL WALKTHROUGH

A full walkthrough for Paradigm, the point and click adventure game.

SOURCE: http://www.paradigmadventure.com/walkthrough

Ease of access rather than constantly tabbing out.

Full credit for the walkthrough goes to Jacob Janerka.

1: Paradigm's Room

1. Talk to John 3000.
Pick up adaptor/plug. -Use on the cable and talk to John.
Get John in the Mood. -Pick up Sean Sensualstein record, give to John 3000.

2: Outside Paradigm's Room

2. Get Directions from Doug

-Open Mailbox.
-Click on mailbox in inventory x2.
-Give postcard to Doug.

3: Space Cadet's Home

3. Talk To Space Cadet.

-Pickup/use TV to get his attention

4: Get into Not a Drug Dealer's house.

4. Get Severed head

-Pick up Knife in tree at the the drug dealers gates.
-Pick up rocket at Space Cadets.
-Go to Paradigms shop.
-Pick up ethanol on caravan.
-drop both ethanol and vodka into Igorshki’s bowl.
-Pick up the cone.
-Combine Cone with Rocket.
-Launch rocket at Butt Mountain.
-Use knife on mannequin at The Cones junkyard.
-Pick up head.
-Pick up police hat in same area.
-Combine hat and head.
-Go to drug dealer gates and use combined hat and head on intercom.

5: Inside Not a Drug Dealer's House.

5. Boosting Thugs

-Talk to drug dealer, convince him to give you drugs for beating boosting thugs
-Controller is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sticky, go to Paradigms shop and pick up a new controller.
-Replace controller
-Play Boosting Thugs
-You now need a code to cheat and it’s solution is in the radio advertisements. Specifically the MegaBro advertisements: Zeldario Zany man X Zone is the solution
= Z Z X Z
-Give money to Stef the Octopus, receive drugs.

6: The stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot stood at your front door

6. The huge, sentient water based robot at your door.
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-Talk to Robot Henchman.
-Ask him if he has any hopes and dreams.

7: Trapped in the office with the water cooler (of doom)

7. Get Out of Office Jail

-Open left cupboard.
-Pick up cup.
-Pick up marker.
-Combine marker and cup.
-Cut water cooler house with knife.
-Use special DUPA cup on water cooler.
-Drink him to death.

8: Fix the scientist (Kinda).

8. Collect The Scientist

8.1. Leg 1
-Pick up lance from the Lobby.
-Use lance on leg in Hallway 1.

8.2. Arm 1
-Pick up arm in Lab
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8.3. Leg 2
- Go to the Glam Metal Church.
- Talk to Glam Metal Nun and get toffee.
- Go to vending machine in Hallway 3.
- Use toffee on arm.
- Use toffee arm on Instant Swedish Human.
- Give Instant Swedish Human to leg in Church of Glam.

8.4. Arm 2
- Go to the Elevator
- Look at the code written on the walls Scientists are hot, Maintenance guys are 10x hotter
-Now look at the elevator buttons. Turn on maintenance (top left button) and input the code
Scientists are hot =Lab button x1 Maintenance guys are 10x hotter= Maintenance button x10
-Pick up arm

8.5. Head
-Go to the HeadMart
-Try to retrieve head on computer: Should now unlock glitch room.
- Enter Glitch room via Elevator.
-Once gone through the whole sequence, move paradigm close to the foreground till he is large. Choose “lock size” on the interface: Now pick up the paper from recycle bin.
-Choose “pen” on interface. Pick it up.
-Choose “Jacks folder” and use it. Use the Laser gun from it on the email icon.
- Pick up email.
-Combine the paper, the email and the pen.
-Now use the passive aggressive letter on the mailbox.
-Once you have finished turning the wifi on, go back to the Lab, look at the post it notes to get the Scientists name.
-Go back to HeadMart and retrieve the Scientists head from the computer.

8.6.
-Return all body parts to the Teleport machine in the Lab. Once the cut scene is done, press the yellow button three times.

9: Get the incredibly important information on how to defeat the main antagonist, Olof.

9. Destroy the Translator

-Clone Paradigm 3 times. Place each clone in each of the four translated areas.
-Use big floppy on the computer after clones are combusted and translator exploded.

10: Collecting the incredibly important ingredients to defeat the main antagonist, Olof.

10. Collect Ingredients to Defeat Olof

10.1 The Dirt

-Go to Hallway 3 and purchase a screwdriver cupcake with your voucher.
-Click on cupcake in inventory to separate screwdriver.
-Go down the hatch in the Lab and use the screwdriver on Hammer Prodigy.
-Use now flat screwdriver on art piece screw.
-Go to the lobby and the use flat screwdriver on cursed flowers to make it a mini flat screwdriver.
-Go back to the dungeon and use mini flat on the art piece screws.
-Pick up dirt.

10.2 The Seeds

-Go to the Lobby, pick up the bobble head.
-Go to the Church and use the bobble head or use bobble head on the confession box.
-Use the whiskey perfume on the offerings table.
-Pick up donation money.
-Go to hallway 3 and use money to purchase seeds.


10.3 Necklace

-Go to Hallway 2 if you haven’t already, press button and pick up laser pointer.
-Go to Church and challenge Pug to turn based combat.
-Use the laser pointer.

10.4 I Got All The Ingredients

-Go talk to Rebel Leader now that you have all the ingredients.
-Head to the Lobby and use the necklace on the door.

11: Get into the main chamber.

11. Open the door in the lobby.

-Trying to open the door will result in paradigm complaining that the doggy flap is too small to fit through, using the cursed flowers on the desk will result in Paradigm being shrunk down. The first time this happens, the Secretary Knight will bring you back to normal size, but doing this a second time will allow you to proceed through the door.

12: Defeat the water heater.

12. This can be solved in 2 ways, you can actually click the button 10,000 times (Like I did) or you can solve the puzzle.

-Pick up shoe.
-Use shoe on robot poop.
-Use shoe with robot poop on wrench.
-Open slidy door at the top left.
-Use wrench with gears.
-Turn on transfer machine so it breaks.
-Lead Water Heater to the sucking vent.
-Make sure to time it correctly, otherwise Water Heater will move away and poop instead of being sucked up.

13: Scam Nun

13. Scam Nun

-Use Glam Number on Payphone
-Walk towards sloth head and should activate sequence.

14: The final encounter

14. FINAL BOSS

-Look at the security terminal.
-Go through the monologue and choose the “actual ending” for the real ending. (Although I do recommend checking out all other alternate endings)
-Unplug the potato power.
-Use Knife on Chunder can.
-Pick up the maximum amount of energy bars and one protein bar.
-Give one protein bar to the Gym Rat.
-Eat all the energy bars (You should become super fast).
-Unplug the battery power.
-Use dirt on the poop.
-Use the seeds on the dirt.
-You beat Olof.

15: Epilogue

15. Doug Epilogue

-Go to Paradigms room, talk to John, ask for Paradigm.
-Keep progressing through screens till you enter Woof Woof tunnel.
-You finished the game!

[Quily]

thank yuo, there is no way i would have guessed some of these, really enjoyed the game thanks for the help

[CrazyMurdock]

Thank you. I was loving the game, but a bit stuck. Now I can get back to just loving the game.

[kijib]

Thanks, tumor

[Tony Addams]

It's been helpful a lot, thanks for the walkthrough

[Mazical Phenix]

were do you find the place in the lab with the scientist name?

[Succy beverage]

help

[Succy beverage]

i cant find the transfer machine switch thing

[HALLKATLA]

Go to headmart and try to retrieve the head, the WiFi in the building is down and this sequence should unlock the IT floor.

[touhoe_]

How do you get to the IT floor?

[HALLKATLA]

Was meant to put full credit in the short description after creating the guide, must have forgotten.

Full credit to where the walkthrough is from is now in the description of the guide, thanks for reminding me.