How to shoot a luger at your neighbor

In this guide I'll explain how to keep neighbor complaints to a minimum.

Required Items

Luger chambered in 9mm
Tennis shoes (or boots whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you wear)
Long tube socks
Dark aviator sunglasses

Actually, it doesn't matter what you wear just as long as you have the aviators and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cigar.

How to:

1. Proceed to fire warning shots.
2. Keep firing.
3. Taunt the neighbor to fire a higher caliber at you.
4. Proceed to call them a bastard.
5. Reassess and repeat if necessary.
6. Go back in the house and have another beer.

Things to remember

It's not a bunch of used car dealers from Southern California.

In a Democracy you have to be a player.

If you actually wear short shorts in a firefight you will never die.

[Garnansoa]

Damn, DOI and Hunter S Thompson together at last... I never thought this day would come

[ACE]

This is our America, not a bunch of used car dealers from Southern California, in democracy you have to be a player. [/b]

[BigGangsterNutz44]

i need a video of tutorial... i don't think i did it right
im getting prosicuted

[Neil]

lol!!!
For the refefence see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic

[Mr War Crime]

I doubt people get the reference

[canofbeenz]

LMFAO

[Joe Kerr]

will this work with a 45 luger?

[Dr. Autismo]

instructions unclear, luger stuck in my anus

[KuJackyQin]

LOL

[aquarius]

you can always go Brazilian and wear flip flops