How to commit suicide

These easy steps will teach you how to kill yourself in Morrowind.

What you need

You'll need a cliff racer and any other hostile creature.

What to do with them

Now you need to put those enemies to use. This part is easy; just try to fight them both at once. As you can see, your chances of surviving are absolute zero.

Congratulations

You have now successfully killed yourself in Morrowind.

Thanks for reading this guide! Make sure to also check out my sarcastic helpful guide on avoiding scams.

[PPD]

Fighting anything other than mudcrabs on normal difficulty for the first 10 levels challenge without spells

[Xantain]

Omg angry bird finland mentioned

[Limpy]

Also works in real life, with angry birds.

[Norinia]

The man speaks nothing but the truth.

[Rabcor]

i'm not even angry

[Xantain]

I'm making a note here, huge success

[Rabcor]

I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm still alive.

[Nate Zero Bro]

bro was cooking

[Xantain]

17-year-old me was spitting facts

[Alcon]

Hands down the best Morrowind guide ever made.