" Having captured Mundyana Jones and his spunky partner Momian Scoutwood, Beret Balisong, Gestapo Major Hellar Uber, and Colonel Hated Dominator, and their ragtag team of BLUs have captured the Crate of the Creators, which has the power of god within the box. (Hence the question, "WHAT'S IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOX???") However, little do the BLUs know that they are in for a treat of a lifetime. The treat making their faces melt (with fear) as they take in what god wants to tell them (which is to go ♥♥♥♥ off for being nosey ♥♥♥♥♥).

If you can't tell by now, this is a parody of Raiders of the Lost Ark. The scene in mind are of Rene Belloq, Major Arnold Toht, and Colonel Herman Dietrich suffering from the powers of the ark. Being limited to the capabilities of SFM, I made this poster within an hour. I hope you like it. I have been wanting to make something like this recently, probably because I've been in an Indy mood since I did a report on Spielberg (no, not you Sam). Anyways, I hope this is accurate to a SFM depiction. I would love to watch someone recreate the ark opening in SFM."