"Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now.
Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.

Mark Hanna: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Yeah.
Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Jordan Belfort: Wow.

Mark Hanna: The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.
Jordan Belfort: But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
Mark Hanna: No.

Mark Hanna: You jerk off?
Jordan Belfort: Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.
Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark Hanna: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Jordan Belfort: Wow.
Mark Hanna: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
Jordan Belfort: Really?
Mark Hanna: I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *need* to. Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang.
[imitates squeaking]
Mark Hanna: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard ♥♥♥♥. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.
Jordan Belfort: Done.
Mark Hanna: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the ♥♥♥♥ over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.
Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir.
Mark Hanna: No. No, you don't.
Jordan Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know?
Mark Hanna: Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.

Mark Hanna: [about jerking off] I want to, but that's not why I do it. I do it because I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *need* to.

Mark Hanna: Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody... and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet. Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways or in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circles. Least of all, stockbrokers, right?

Mark Hanna: Nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. You know what a fugazi is?"
Jordan Belfort: *Fugayzi*, it's a fake.
Mark Hanna: *Fugayzi*, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. it doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ real.

Mark Hanna: So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real.

Mark Hanna: We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! 3... 2... 1, let's ♥♥♥♥!

Mark Hanna: We don't give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RICH!

Mark Hanna: 𝐌𝐦𝐦, 𝐓𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐤𝐢.

Mark Hanna: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
Mark Hanna: How the ♥♥♥♥ else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.

Mark Hanna: Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. It's called *cocaine.* It'll keep you sharp between the ears. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. And guess what? That's good for me."