No Time To Explain Story and Timeline Explained (Personal Theory)

I'll be giving a basic run-down of the story and timeline of No Time To Explain. *This is my own theory about what goes down. Feel free to comment your own theory

Important Stuff

This will get VERY confusing. Like I had to re-read a couple of times

Here are some important words

AU - Alternate Universe
YOU - Refers to the Player(s)

The Story and Timeline

EARTH
-Future YOU comes to warn you about an evil Crab but before he can warn you he is kidnapped by a giant Robotic Crab. You succeed in defeating the Crab and the UFO, but Future YOU has died. You decide to travel back in time to save him.

ALTERNATE EARTH
However, you accidentally travel to an Alternate Timeline, the UFO and Crab are replaced with a Tentacle Shark. What happened to the UFO is unknown (It possibly never existed)

SHOTGUN EARTH
After defeating the Tentacle Shark, YOU accidentally travel to another Alternative Universe, where the famous Shotgun Football YOU lives. In this AU, the Tentacle Shark is still present and Shotgun YOU gives chase and succeeds before being replaced by Present YOU.

EARTH (Again)
After escaping Shotgun Earth, you travel back to when Past YOU defeated the Alien. Future YOU assists Past YOU in taking down the UFO but dies in the process, allowing Past YOU to continue the loop and travel to Alternate Earth...

ROBOTIC ANIMAL EARTH
Unfortunately, due to Future YOU assisting Past YOU, Future YOU is still in the UFO as it is crashing so Future Red YOU and Jetpack YOU come back to rescue you, but accidentally travel to another AU. This universe has robotic animals. After killing the Robot Dinosaurs and the Robotic Mole, you discover an underground Asylum. You accidentally release Evil YOU from the Future from Robot Animal Earth’s World who knocks you out, steals your BEAM and imprisons you.

INSANE EARTH
While in custody, you begin to use the BEAM’s powers to create a telekinetic energy strip that pulls you. You use it to escape the Asylum and return to Earth.

CANDY EARTH
Evil YOU is Universe hopping so you track him down to a Candy AU, where you defeat Evil YOU once more.

INSIDE YOURSELF (Same time as Earth Again)
However, Evil YOU has given you Diabetes from that AU and Future YOU has come back in time to stop it from happening. He sends Past YOU into PAST Past YOU. You succeed yet again

VIDEO GAMES ARE ART (Same time as Earth Again)
Having broken the Laws of Time yet again, the game becomes self-aware and begins to question what is art, games and everything. You explore this world while the Space Time Continuum repairs itself

REJECTED CLONE UNIVERSE (Alternate Timeline, Not sure when)
In an Alternate Universe, Evil YOU creates a Green Alien Clone, but quickly discards any and all creations. All die, except one

EARTH (Alternate Alternate Timeline)
In this AU, Evil YOU has decided to go back in time and kill Present YOU. Future YOU tries to warn you of something before he is killed. YOU escape Evil You

EVIL YOU'S CASTLE (Alternate Alternate Timeline)
Due to breaking the Natural Law (Disrupting a repeating loop) all YOU's (Past and Future) come back together to organize a plan to defeat evil you. After nearly losing and almost dying to EVIL YOU, a mysterious Portal appears out of no where and Present YOU eagerly rushes in. In another Alternate Timeline (Earth 3?) Shotgun/Regular YOU has either completed his story and defeated Evil YOU or is doing something else entirely different. Either way Evil YOU kills Red YOU and Earth 3 YOU before accidentally being killed by the Giant Crab intended for Red YOU. This sudden timeline repeat causes YOU to shout “VIDEOGAMES!” as the Credits begin.

[SuperHero]

This is confusing yet makes so much sense.

[SuperHero]

Well, yes, but actually no.

[fluggylumps]

I guess there was time to explain

[MineKnights]

0_0...thats all I have to say

[Kdot..F]

i lost him at the candy AU part

[Wait, with the Rick Rolls on it?]

I Need to know... HOW DID YOU DO THIS

[[𝕊ℝ] 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖]

OMG You are THE BIGGEST FREAKING GENUS EVER x100000000000000000000000000

[small Cat]

dude your a genius

[JajMagoo]

you sir are amazing.