How to become a CSGO player in Pit People

In this guide I will show you how to combine Pit People with that one game that you've spent over 9000$ on.

Required Items

-The Dismantler (or any other knife that looks like it's straight from CSGO)

You know you want one. A cool knife skin is what separates you from the CSGO scrubs.
And you can get it in 3 different ways:

1- Buying it from the marquette. The chance of it appearing there is roughly a 1/400, just like unboxing a knife in CSGO!

2- Trading an insane amount of $ for it or your entire inventory of other items.

-The "shwugg" face

So that you can always be looking at that sweet knife skin that you love. If you don't have it yet, you can easily get it by smashing your Pit person's face with a frying pan so that it's always looking down.

-The "Wad" item

No matter how you choose to get your knife, you will still need quite a bit of cash. You can get it by beating someone's ass in the pit. You can also ask your mom for some money. Just don't tell her it's for a virtual knife.

Your body is ready!

You're probably homeless now because that knife was a bit expensive, but you know it was worth it!
You can now go into the pvp pit and show off your waste of money SKILLZ! Everyone knows that having a cool, expensive skin means that you're pro.

[PixelGaming1302]

now i can rush B in Pit People! :D

[Fancy Sauce]

Great guide. I am a CSGO player in this game now.

[Fabulous247]

This was an insightful and helpful guide that had improved my skills dramatically and enhanced my gameplay. I'm currently Global pit elite rank now and have now been inducted into the cloud9 esports team. Thank you very much for this engenious guide that transformed me from a waste of space into an esports professional.

[SILENTBORDERS]

In update 3 I would hit robots for 12+12

[Toezter]

just like in real csgo the knife is good against bots

[8 Bwit]

replace the damn head with ICWYDT or the dealt with it

[Chef Molbo]

except for robots

[A man]

that knife isnt even good

[Soy]

I'll gladly buy that domain

[Pip]

The site never even existed