Imperialistic's Mlg guide to empires ( LEGIT )

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Nf light tanks

Everything you need to know about nf light tanks!


Well lets start , Nf light tanks need to stay faster them a african kid running from a tiger get the fastest engine you can stay fast and try to shoot someone, you can easily kill a heavy tank winth him beacause its a low profile and its fast everything you need to know about this tank is that its fast and hard to hit things, if you stop you die , if you stop to repair you die and the armor on that thing is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paper so if you hit a rock you lose your armor but armor doenst matter beacause gotta go fast

Nf medium tanks

Well lets talk about nf medium tanks!

Lets start , first of all nf tanks are bigger them your moms tits so you are easier to hit but somehow they manage to get this tank fast as ♥♥♥♥ , i would recomend you to use Plasma machine gun to overheat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ( or he to scare him away ) cannon doenst matter much and rockets! guided rockets for mlg Map aimboting winth rockets that will travel faster them hitler invanding the ussr the armor i would recomend is bio armor beacause it regenerates and you'r comm wont give a ♥♥♥♥ if you need to repair or not sometimes but if he does get the deflektive armor the engine i would go winth the nuclear one cus gotta go fast , have fun

Nf heavy tanks!

Nf heavy tanks!

lets start : Nf heavy tanks are very heavy they have more guns them hitler had in 1941 ( mostly rockets ) So What you want to do is only use guided or locking ( cannon doenst matter that much ) just spamm rockets at the enemy until they die but if you die first you'r dumb and made your team lose 1k resources what a scrub , armor i would go for (composite if the enemy is not using bio cannons or missiles ) engine always adv coolant so you wont overheat and ragequit of the battlefield also if your comm has no missiles researched tell him to ♥♥♥♥ him self beacause nf tanks = missile spammers but if he dont take he cannons and he mgs and spamm them the same way you spamm rockets

Nf artillery tank!

No one uses that ♥♥♥♥ and its useless , use it only if you have a small penis

Nf apc!

Nf apc!

Well, the nf apc is a mobile spawn points just like the be apc but its kinda weak so if your comm dont have a foward barracks you can take it out and do its job but you'll need some defences beacause you'll be attacked you can take the he mg or heavy mg nothing else matters armor regenerative or composite / deflective , engine doenst really matter ( you'r a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn point so stay behinde the frontline you scrub )

BE AFV

Well the be AFV

is bigger them your moms tits like every apc , but this has a gun and a small dildo launcher , what you want to do on the battlefield winth this trash is to stay 50 km away from the enemy while blitkrieing him like the good nazi you are , this is the stock chassis you'll have until your comm starts working on mediums beacause the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy he is armor ( 3 plates take wtf u want ) engine Adv coolant

BE MEDIUM TANK!

BE MEDIUM TANK!

well , its a medium tank what you want to do is rush to shoot the enemy winth your cannon and dildo and pew pew makers , ( not that you look like someone who gives a ♥♥♥♥ ) ranged is a good option , please (dont use rockets on be tanks they suck) armor can be what you want to use just look at what its good and bad against ( scrub ) i'm lazy to say what armor you need engine faster one eletrical! cause more gotta go fast memes

BE HEAVY TANK!

Its a medium tank winth 2 cannons ( Non-sense) no srsly why would you want two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannons on a tank, you can make 2 tanks instead of 1 that will be flanked and taken down that the useless he is ( continuing on ) its like a medium tank but fat and winth 2 guns 1 dildo launcher and 1 pew pew gun ( get adv coolant or nuclear never get eletrical on be tanks you'll always spin and be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autist armor can be wtf u want just dont get regenerative pls

BE APC!

BE APC!

well its a mobile spawn still as big as your moms t1ts can have he mg or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pew pew gun 3 plates of armor each side but you'll only put on the front and 1 on the sides 1 behinde , adv coolant , and regenerative armor if you dont follow these steps you die scrub

BE ARTILLERY TANK!

u suk

RIFLE MAN!

Well you do more damage them a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuclear bomb and your morre accurate them a brazhilian soccer player, you have a granade and you'r useless thats it

Engineer

THE MOST USEFULL CLASS IN THE GAME! , you have a good Ump 45 ( always use it or else you die ) you have some granades a calculator ( you can repair ♥♥♥♥ and build winth it ) BUILD TURRETS! THE MOST FUN CLASS IN GAME!












not really

Granadier!

USEFULL ON TAKING BUILDINGS AND TANKS IN GAME! USE ITS PERKS TO DRIVE TANKS ITS VERY USEFULL!! ( you have a mortar,Pistols, etc ) You can use your landmines to spamm them more them hitler did on africa

Scunt.

If you use this i'll kill you,Fagg1t

Commanders!

The people responsible for commanding the teams , placing buildins turrets walls and researching!. They'll sit in the command vehicle like the lazy bastards they r while you guys do the hard work hahaha ( scrubs ) Always protect your comm winth your life , if he dies you die too and you'll lose the game if your comm is not mlg enough

JEEPS!

Gotta go fast.

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