Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt

Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt

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101% Completion Guide
By Reijiro
Since there hasn't been any guide about this game I thought I could give it a shot. This is a walkthrough guide about 101% completing the game and its secrets. If you know anything interesting enough to be added to the guide or want to point out a mistake, please let me know by leaving a comment or a private message.
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Saturnian Palace
Error warning: if you get the error "Floating point division by zero" while opening the game or if the game still says it's running long after you've closed it (it only takes longer to subside), you need to open the game in safe mode.

Difficulty settings: it only makes the game harder to beat, it doesn't unlock any new in-game secrets. There's a hidden difficulty though (to unlock it you simply have to press the right arrow for 5 seconds straight while in the difficulty selection screen), it's called "reallyjoel's dad" (it's a joke about the developer's dad skills about videogames). It's not really a different difficulty for it makes the game impossible to beat: every chest will be empty, every healing attempt will fail and the number of hearts needed to proceede is infinite. Every NPC will have at least one line of comment about it and your run will simply end there (Thanks to Veralos for this secret).

Once the game starts, you'll will be talking to your mother, the Saturnian Queen about your imminent journey to Hurtland and your quest for healing Prince Hingst. There are 5 NPCs in the palace:
  • Queen Amelia (in front of you at the beginning of the game)
  • Plait (in the next room to the right)
  • Becker (in the same room as Queen Amelia next to Doc to the west)
  • Doc (between Becker and Ron)
  • Ron (next to Doc)
The last three will be giving you instructions about the game controls. There's actually a second button, beside the "action button", that they don't mention: the ESC button, which you can use to save and exit quicker or close the game menu without using the action button. There are no secrets in this palace and you won't be able to return until end-game.
East Hurtland
Jealous chest: there's a hidden chest in the game (its location will be explained later) which is unlockable only if you didn't open any chests before. It contains an additional Power upgrade, unobtainable in any other way since there are only 5 throughout the regular game. Once you've opened this secret chest, all the chests of the previous areas will be automatically opened so that you don't have to do any backtracking. Opening the jealous chest is vital for the 101% completion, but it's just a challenge for an extra Power upgrade, nothing else.

Once you arrive at East Hurtland you'll be able to enter Mild Town or Secret Grove (accessible entering the gap in the forest north to the town in the world map). In Mild Town there are 6 NPCs:
  • Dude (next to the entrance)
  • Sam [healing required] (next to the south-west open house)
  • Robin [healing required] (inside the south-west open house)
  • Flowerman [healing required] (next to the pond in the centre of the town)
  • Ducklord [healing required] (in the grass near the north-west closed house)
  • Anki (next to the north-east open house)
and 3 chests:
  • [Hearts] Inside the south-west open house
  • [Flasks] Next to the north exit of the town
  • [Hearts] Inside a hidden room accessible trough a crack on the right wall of the north-east open house
In Secret Grove there are 2 NPCs:
  • Jenny [healing required] (near the entrance)
  • Tulip X [healing required] (near to the pond and a chest)
and 2 chests:
  • [Regen] Next to the pond
  • [Hearts] In a secret room accessible through a hidden L shaped passage where there's a gap in the foliage to the left

You should now be able to cross the bridge and unlock the next two areas: Fall Town and Mysterious Cave (accessible by entering the gap in the mountain to the north). In Fall Town there are 7 NPCs:
  • Flat (near the entrance)
  • Brad (near a chest between two ponds in the centre of the town)
  • Romeo [healing required] (next to the south-east closed house next to Lambo)
  • Lambo [healing required] (next to the south-east closed house next to Romeo)
  • Stinky [healing required] (between a closed and a open north-west houses)
  • Guy (inside the north open house)
  • Wobbly [healing required] (to the other side of the bridge near the east exit of the town)
and 5 chests:
  • [Regen] Inside the south-west open house
  • [Multi] Next to the south-east closed house
  • [Eastern Key] Near Guy between the two ponds in the centre of the town
  • [Hearts] In a hidden room inside the north open house accessible by a crack in the upper wall through an inverted U shaped passage
  • [Hearts] Next to the north open house
In Mysterious Cave there are 2 NPCs:
  • Kentaur girl [healing required] (near the entrance)
  • Kentaur boy [healing required] (north near a table)
and 2 chests:
  • [Flasks] (north next to two barrels)
  • [Hearts] (inside a hidden room accessible through a secret passage where the crack in the right wall is)

With the Eastern Key you are now able to open the door with the lock in the red forest in the world map and gain access to the Warp Room. Here you can find one chest:
  • [Hearts] South next to a table
and once you'll unlock other accesses to the Warp Room you'll be able to travel from one area to another.

You should now be able to go to the next area: West Hurtland with these stats 24♥ Hearts, 1★ Power, 2⊞ Multi, 3✚ Regen and 3△ Flasks.
West Hurtland
Once you enter West Hurtland you'll be able to enter Burn Town. Here there are 5 NPCs:
  • Bro (near the entrance)
  • Sivert [healing required] (near the west exit of the town and two houses one open and the other closed)
  • Sture [healing required] (near the open house to north-east of the town)
  • Sten [healing required] (inside the house to the north-east of the town)
  • Tage [healing required] (next to Sten inside the house to the north-east)
and 4 chests:
  • [Power] (in the centre of the village next to a pond and next to Bro)
  • [Flasks] (inside the south-west house of the town)
  • [Hearts] (in a hidden room accessible through a crack in the left wall inside the north-west house)
  • [Hearts] (in the south-east desert area surrounded by fences accessible through the cracked pole next to the closed house)

You should now be able to proceed further and explore two more areas: Pyramid and Spider Cave (accessible by the cave to the north of the world map).
In the Pyramid 1F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Rotten King [healing required] (in the right corridor)
  • Wrapper [healing required] (in the left corridor)
and there are 3 chests:
  • [Western Key] (to the right of the stairs)
  • [Multi] (to the left of the stairs)
  • [Hearts] (in the hidden room to the north accessible through the cracked wall)
while in Pyramid 2F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Paper boy [healing required] (in the left corner)
  • Old Queen [healing required]
and 2 chests:
  • [Hearts] (to the left)
  • [Regen] (in the right corner)
In the Spider Cave there are 4 NPCs:
  • Daddy [healing required] (in the left lower corner)
  • Kurt [healing required] (in the left upper corner)
  • Snide [healing required] (north to the cavern)
  • Slinky [healing required] (right to the entrance next to a web)
and 4 chests:
  • [Regen] (in the centre of the cavern next to two webs)
  • [Flasks] (in the right lower corner)
  • [Hearts] (in a hidden room to the right accessible through hidden passages where the rocks are cracked)
  • [Hearts] (next to the chest above)

With the Western Key you are able to unlock this area's warp portal. And now you should be able to access the south area: Black Hole with these stats 42♥ Hearts, 2★ Power, 3⊞ Multi, 5✚ Regen and 5△ Flasks.
Black Hole
Jealous Chest: if you made it this far without opening any chest you should have at least these stats 28(*29 if you healed everyone)♥ Hearts, 1★ Power, 1⊞ Multi, 1✚ Regen and 1△ Flasks. To get to the Jealous Chest you need to enter Moon Garden, then enter the north house, through the right cracked wall and exit. Now go through the cracked pillar, go around the fences in a S shaped passage and enter the little blue moon. You'll enter Moon Garden Secret and find the Jealous Chest. Once you've opened it and exited you should have these stats 40(41*)♥ Hearts, 3★ Power, 3⊞ Multi, 5✚ Regen and 5△ Flasks. All the chests of the areas: East Hurtland and West Hurtland are now opened, but not the one in the Warp Room so remember to go open it.

The next two areas to explore are: Moon Garden and Asteroid. In Moon Garden there are 5 NPCs:
  • Tall One [healing required] (to the west near a pond)
  • Moonbunny [healing required] (near the north open house to the centre of the garden)
  • Rosepun [healing required] (to the east of the garden next to a pond before the bridge)
  • Sadbloom [healing required] (to the other side of the bridge next to a tree)
  • Mange [healing required] (inside the north house)
and 4 chests:
  • [Power] (to the centre of the garden near Moonbunny and Rosepun)
  • [Hearts] (in a secret spot near a tree that's next to the north house accessible through a hidden passage where there's a gap in the foliage)
  • [Regen] (inside the house to north near Mange)
  • [Hearts] (in a secret courtyard accessible trough the crack in the right wall inside the north house and then exiting the door)
In Asteroid there are 2 NPCs:
  • Ittle [healing required] (to the centre of the asteroid near Tippsie)
  • Tippsie [healing required] (to the centre of the asteroid near Ittle)
an 2 chests:
  • [Regen] (in a secret asteroid accessible through a hidden passage where there's a ledge north to the asteroid)
  • [Hearts] (in a secret asteroid accessible through a hidden passage where there's a ledge east to the asteroid)

Now you should be able to access the next two areas: Lonely House and Crystal Palace. There's actually a secret location here: Nothing Dimension (accessible through a hidden passage south-east of the world map marked by the blue stars) and one hidden NPC:
  • Apathetic Frog (in a secret spot accessible through a hidden passage south-east of the world map marked by the blue stars)
In Lonely House there is one NPC:
  • Some girl [healing required] (near the entrance)
and 2 chests:
  • [Flasks] (to the left from the entrance)
  • [Hearts] (next to the one above)
In Crystal Palace 1F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Palle [healing required] (to the north-east corner of the hall)
  • Esi [healing required] (to the north-west corner of the hall)
and 3 chests:
  • [Hearts] (near the south-west corner next to the stairs)
  • [Multi] (near the south-east corner)
  • [Black Hole Key] (near the one above)
while in Crystal Palace 2F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Hrist [healing required] (on the left throne in the centre of the hall)
  • Eir [healing required] (in the centre of the hall near Hrist)
and 2 chests:
  • [Hearts] (in the left lower corner)
  • [Flasks] (in a room to the right alone)
Right now there's nothing to be done in Nothing Dimension.

Now you should be able to open the warp portal door of this area and continue to the north area from West Hurtland with the following stats: 60♥ Hearts, 3(**4 if you managed to open Jealous Chest)★ Power, 4⊞ Multi, 7✚ Regen and 7△ Flasks.
North Hurtland
The next area is Black Fortress. Inside Black Fortress 1F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Face [healing required] (in the south-west corner of the hall)
  • Mug [healing required] (near the north-east corner of the hall)
and 3 chests:
  • [Power] (near the entrance next to the stairs)
  • [Hearts] (in a secret room accessible trough a crack in the south-east corner wall)
  • [Hearts] (near the north-west corner in a room with flasks and a torch)
while in Black Fortress 2F there are 2 NPCs:
  • Dark Lord [healing required] (next to the throne north of the hall)
  • Dark Servant [healing required] (in the upper right corner of the hall)
and 3 chests:
  • [Hearts] (in the lower left corner)
  • [Flasks] (in the lower right corner)
  • [Regen] (in the upper left corner)

You should now be able to proceede to the next two areas: The Living End and Omen Shore (accessible through the two rocks near the lake to the west). In The Living End there are 6 NPCs:
  • Lady [healing required] (inside the south-west house near the entrance)
  • Mandark [healing required] (near the west exit of the town and a open house)
  • Camilla [healing required] (inside the north-west house near the west exit)
  • Chomp [healing required] (next to the roof of the north-west house where Camilla is)
  • Slick [healing required] (next to the roof of the south-east open house near the east exit of the town)
  • Chicory [healing required] (near the east exit of the town and near Slick)
and 5 chests:
  • [Multi] (near the entrance next to the south-east open house)
  • [Hearts] (in a hidden room inside the south-west house through a crack in the upper wall and an inverted U shaped hidden passage)
  • [Flasks] (next to a pond and a little garden inside the south-east open house)
  • [Northen Key] (next to the north-east closed house between two pillars)
  • [Hearts] (in a hidden courtyard near two poles accessible through a hidden passage in the roof of the north-east closed house)
Inside Omen Shore there are 2 NPCs:
  • Shark [healing required] (near the entrance next to the lake)
  • Seal of quantity [healing required] (next to a chest on a secret shore to the north-west accessible through the lilypads)
and 2 chests:
  • [Regen] (on a secret shore to the south-west accessible through the lilypads)
  • [Hearts] (next to Seal of quantity on a secret shore to the north-west accessible through the lilypads)

You should now be able to open the warp portal door of this area and move on to the next one: Royal Valley with the following stats 78♥ Hearts, 4(5**)★ Power, 5⊞ Multi, 9✚ Regen and 9△ Flasks.
Royal Valley
This is the last area of the game, but not the last one that needs to be visited. Inside Royal Castle 1F there is one NPC:
  • Jeff (next to the stairs)
and 4 chests:
  • [Flasks] (in the left lower corner)
  • [Regen] (alone in a room to the left)
  • [Royal Key] (alone in a room to the right opposing the one above)
  • [Chocolate Box] (in a secret corridor accessible through a crack in the right lower corner wall)
Inside Royal Castle 2F there is one NPC the final boss of the game:
  • Prince Hingst [healing required] (on the throne at the end of the hall)

Now you should be able to open the warp portal door of this area and travel to every place you've already visited. The next area that needs to be visited is Nothing Dimension with the following stats 79♥ Hearts, 4(5**)★ Power, 5⊞ Multi, 10✚ Regen and 10△ Flasks.
Nothing Dimension
Now that you possess the Chocolate Box you can now unlock the red door in Nothing Dimension. In Nothing Dimension there are 2 NPCs:
  • Josefin (next to the red door)
  • Frallan [healing required] (to north next to a chest)
and one chest:
  • [Power] (to north next to Frallan)

There's also a secret warp portal hidden in a secret dimension accessible through the cloud to the far right near Frallan in an upside down L shaped hidden passage. This portal brings you to Saturnian Secret where you can interact with a white sphere and know many useful information about the game. The NPCs are 64 in total, but the endings of each marriage of you and one of the NPCs are actually 66 because you can marry one of the many empty chests or the Jealous Chest. From here you can also return to the Saturnian Palace and meet again the first 5 NPCs of the game.

Now you are able to marry one of the 66 (you won't be able to marry Jealous Chest if you managed to open it, for it will count as an Empty Chest) marriable NPCs and finish the game.

38 Comments
Ikkoru May 30, 2022 @ 12:50pm 
A count up of all NPCs in all areas:

SP - 5;
EH - 17;
WH - 13;
BH - 16 (including Jealous Chest);
NH - 12;
RV - 2;
Empty Chest - 1.
Fasder Rally Oct 15, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
Thank you!
CuddleKing Jul 8, 2021 @ 12:13am 
Great guide. Thank you.
thijmen s1mple blyat Apr 28, 2021 @ 12:12pm 
Really good guide! Thanks!
KelpTheGreat Nov 27, 2020 @ 6:18pm 
Nvm, I looked at another guide and it says you need all the upgrades for the door to open
KelpTheGreat Nov 27, 2020 @ 6:15pm 
I found the warp portal to the Saturnian secret, but the door that supposedly returns to the Saturnian Palace wasn't open for me. What are the requirements for it to open?
Arthurion Aug 30, 2020 @ 12:53am 
Very helpful, thank you.
GEoDS_Jade Dec 27, 2019 @ 10:53am 
Great guide followed to the letter ended up getting master 101% thanks for taking the time to do this
Reijiro  [author] Jul 24, 2018 @ 12:59am 
@CuteManabi There's Prince Hingst in the Royal Valley which brings you to 79 and then Frallan in the Nothing Dimension that brings you to 80
CuteManabi Jul 23, 2018 @ 11:07pm 
Thanks for the guide, it's very useful, but there's one small error in it, which may be leading to the missing heart confusion. The guide says once you leave North Hurtland you should have "78♥ Hearts, 4(5**)★ Power, 5⊞ Multi, 9✚ Regen and 9△ Flasks." But then it says you should have "79♥ Hearts, 4(5**)★ Power, 5⊞ Multi, 10✚ Regen and 10△ Flasks" when done opening chests in Royal Valley. Only problem is there aren't any hearts in the chests in the castle. Once you go heal Fralan, you'll have 79 hearts, but that's in the next section of the guide. Finally you get the 80th heart from healing the prince.

That's probably causing some confusion, I know it confused me. Ultimately I decided to try healing the prince to see if I got the missing heart, which I did.