"Dudes, I finally found the question to life, though the answer is still unclear.

Is Steve Harvey's mustache real?

Hear me out. The thing looks fake, yet somehow real, so I think maybe this is the case:

If Steve's mustache is real, life is real
If Steve's mustache is fake, life is an illusion

Steve Harvey is outside of reality, as his mustache IS reality, each hair that compiles his mustache are all different universes and our one is on there, too.

Steve Harvey's mustache is literally life, love, and all that will ever be.
It is the rednecks
The cucks
The white knights
The people on /b/
Keemstar
Filthy Frank

But it is also all of the good people in this universe:
It is Martin Luther King Jr.
Nelson Mandela
Mother Teresa
George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
Filthy Frank

Steve's mustache is all that was, is, and will be.
Steve's mustache is everything."