How to unlock "A Small Loan From My Father"

Simple guide showing how to get that 1 million $ really fast!

Thing you have to know...

First of all, it's all about velocity. To get that 1 million you have to get like 600-800k $ from the first single axe swing. After that use vodka as fast as possible to stop bleeding and prevent loss of precius blood. At this point, you should check your blood/cash ratio. To reach 1 million you need to earn at least 90k$ for each 500 ml. That mean you shoud have about:

* 550k$ with 2600 ml remaining
* 640k$ with 2100 ml remaining
* 730k$ with 1600 ml remaining
* 820k$ with 1100 ml remaining

Then use dental hammer or one fast axe swing to remove whole rib cage, depending on how much blood remained. If you succeed the rest of operacion shold be easy, just remove the heart and poke ribs with hammer if you still need extra cash.

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If you still need some help...

If you still can't reach 1 million there are some general tips that may be helpful:

* If you can't get right cash/blood ratio from 1st axe swing try increasing DPI of your mouse

* If you run out of ribs to poke with hammer and still need some more cash remove the lung and then poke it with axe. It won't cause bleeding but takes forever and has slightly worse cash/blood ratio than golden hammer.

And most important:

Vodka.

Always use vodka after ANY action that could cause bleeding, even if game shows you 0 ml/s blood loss! Remember to aim at Trump's throat. After that take a 5-10 break to make sure that blood level won't change over time! That should allow you to save like 10 ml every minute. And thrust me, that 10 ml can change everything!

That's all!

I hope the video will help you to get the achievement! Good luck!

[Bahy]

I used the your method of hitting Trump in the head with an axe. When I was over $800k, I ripped out the ribs at once with an ax. And then I used method of scratching the right lung. Actually, it is important to be careful not to hurt Trump with too much force.

For scratching the lung here is instruction by Zozano: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1519253990

So I did it in less than half an hour and I had 18 ml of blood left.
Thanks for help :)

[70lastchance]

Thats Hard!

[raab]

I just want to thank Zozano and Noxis for helping me getting this achievment, at first it seems f*cking impossible. BUT I FINALLY DID IT! Thanks guys :D

[Zozano]

Hello everyone, I've made a guide myself for this achievement. It might be worth trying both of our methods, see which works for you.

[DoctorDisco]

Hello! Thanks for your advices. I've just got the achievement! Also I want to add that in my experience Golden Axe has the highest cash/blood ratio. I got about 20k lower from first hit (About 530k with 2600ml remaining) but by using only Golden Axe I managed to get slightly above 1 mil with 22 ml remaining.

[La Criatura Espada]

BEST PART, I BREAK THE FUCKING USELESS VODKA. DON'T MATTER HOW WELL I AIM IT IN HIS THROAT IT WONT FUCKING HEAL.

[La Criatura Espada]

Right. Because, for some reason, I can tomahawk him and get the bill up over 3 mill and kill him, but otherwise IM ALWAYS BELOW 1 MILL.

[Fallen Zoey]

Only give him a stone heart,... OR DEATH

[Alpador]

Fuck this achievment! I almost hate this game))))

[jhjkghlk]

999k with 0.1ml left...

It's possible but its extremely hard.