The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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How to play Skyrim with an actual potato
By [воом] tomato paste and 1 collaborators
This guide will show you how to play Skyrim (and any other game) with some potatoes.
 
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Materials Required
You will need:

  • At least 1 large potato (I used 3.)
    Any other fruit, vegetable, metal object, or electrolyte solution (i.e. vinegar, salt water, etc.) will also work.

  • A Makey Makey kit (These are available from Amazon[www.amazon.com] for about US$50, but many public libraries have them to check out.)
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  • A knife
  • Some extra wire
  • Wire strippers
  • Duct tape or electrical tape

OPTIONAL, BUT HELPFUL:

  • A plate or somewhere else to put the potato
Wiring
The Potato
  1. Cut the potato(es) into 13 total pieces.
  2. Attach one end of an alligator clip (included in the Makey Makey kit) to the potato.



    NOTE: I realize that there are not enough alligator clips for all of the potato pieces, you can either go out and buy more (US$5.45 for 10 from Amazon[www.amazon.com]) or jam a wire directly into the potato, which is what I did.

  3. Attach the alligator clip to a piece of wire.



  4. Insert the piece of wire into the socket on the Makey Makey board labeled "W"



  5. Repeat for the "A", "S", "D", "F", "G", Mouse Up, Mouse Down, Mouse Left, Mouse Left, Left Click, and Right Click sockets, as well as the "SPACE" alligator clip connection.

Yourself
  1. Strip one side of a wire about an inch



  2. Attach an alligator clip to one of the connections on the Makey Makey board marked "EARTH"



  3. Attach the other end of the alligator clip to the side of the wire that isn't stripped an inch

  4. Wrap the inch long bit of exposed wire around your finger



  5. Secure with something such as duct tape or electrical tape

Configuration
To play, you must remap two keys in your game, assuming you have followed the instructions in the last section. I prefer:

  • Player menu to "G" (this will make G act like the tab key)
  • Interact to "F"
Play!
You can now brag to your friends that you can play Skyrim on a potato.

If you haven't tried this yet and want to see how it looks, here's a video!

A quick retrospective (and yes, I know it's only been 4 days):

Wow. For once in my life, taking a joke a bit too far paid off. Thanks for everything, guys!
This video has been:

Thank you so much. You guys are all the real MVPs.
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162 Comments
Autistic Mystic Dec 5, 2017 @ 12:33pm 
Perfect for button mashers, butterfingers and salty keyboard warriors.

You should post this to the makers of Mr. Potato Head, they might actually want this cutting edge technology.

I'll get my coat jacket.
clambchowder Dec 3, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
...Someone.... actually.... played Skyrim using a potato.... 80
WonderPants Aug 7, 2017 @ 8:07am 
My Irish senses are tingeling
The Sirius Guy Jun 28, 2017 @ 12:04am 
Why potatoes are the best.
[воом] tomato paste  [author] May 14, 2017 @ 11:15am 
Yes
MR.MeatySlav May 12, 2017 @ 6:04pm 
can this be done for CS:GO
churays Apr 9, 2017 @ 12:50am 
So ubisoft isn't lying..
CynicalTrash Mar 31, 2017 @ 9:49pm 
I bought a microcontroller and wrote firmware to use a toaster
Metal's Bunny Bitch Mar 17, 2017 @ 7:09pm 
"what do you play skyrim with? are you a controller guy or do you like keyboard and mouse?"
"i use potatoes"
"wat"
Pip Boy Feb 9, 2017 @ 6:50am 
phqhhaha