How to annoy anyone [any player]

This is a guide about how to be the most annoying a$$hole in the world and not get banned for it will include ways to never break a rule.
You will be hated and shunned by all very very easily. Not only this, you will also be on the Top ten most wanted "Ban PLEASE ADMINS" list. You will scar a player so bad that he may even uninstall Steam. [if you wanna take it that far].
You can even use this guide on an admin. It wont be minging either. I will include guides to disgusing yourselves from any player on the server. Even the admins [until they check that steam id] So you can annoy THE LIVING SHI† out of anyone with this guide.

Choosing Prey

FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO FUN AND SUCCESS
Being rich as ʞɔnɟ in game money helps alot


------------------------------------------------------------------^^^^ easy prey

STEP ONE: Determining whether you want a




------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- , or a hard prey.


The Easy Prey will take no more than 10 minutes to repare for.

The Hard Prey may take more than time, sometimes it takes more than one account. (buying more than one account works for some like the infamous "LostInPlace" https://www.youtube.com/user/xXLostInPlaceXx
Methods like these used by people such as LostInPlace and I will leave you hated or loved depending on how you play.

Never make it personal beyond the game. Keep it in the game. Never single out or target someone outside of the game or it could lead to a lawsuit.





STEP TWO: Preparing


Stalking is the best way to prepare
If you want a hard target like an admin then stalking an admin will prove difficult fir they will notice what you are doing and push you away so keep the distance. Use mouse 3 to zoom in or a sniper rifle.



Now stalking is not just about following someone, you must also learn what you can to best annoy this player. Find something to use against them.








Say they build a gunshop, buy the house next to it and build a fence on their half and call it yours. Until an admin deletes it that will grant some humor as you can claim to have not known his door was there.


Now that you have stalked them hopefully learning something about them you can prepare for the mayhem. [if you learned nothing its fine too we can make it work.]

Plan The Attack

STEP ONE Load Up.

As easy as it sounds either buy a ʇᴉɥs ton of guns [money can come in handy] or become a class that is supplied a free gun like a police officer[being a cop will make this harder too do]



STEP TWO Get in position

Getting in position is very important for you want to rdm this person at least once but try to get away with it. You NEED this player to know whom you are. It will make you that much more annoying knowing that you killed them [wrongfully] and got away with it. So wait for a good chance. Such as them shooting as someone else or a chaotic raid occurs and you know how crossfire works. One minute someone 500meters is building his gun shop, next those 55 randomly missed shots hit him twice in the back of the head and 53 times into his dead corpse as you teabag him.



STEP THREE Dont die.

It will ruin that vision of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you want to portray onto the player you want to feel hatred and vengence towards you. So dont let them kill you. If you die now you will have to pick a new target. It will ruin everything.
ALSO obvious enough if you are banned before even getting to the FEAST section you will need to start over. So make it to FEAST first.

FEAST

STEP ONE Fuɔk Shiʇ Up

You will do everything within the rules guidelines to annoy this person to the fullest exent.
Raid cooldown at 5 minutes? Set a timer. Get other friends to raid him every single minute until that timer dings. Raid!. Repeat.

Tired of killing them? Become a hobo[god tier class]
Now staying outside of their base build and mic spam like a god. Make sure that player shows up on the list of players whom can hear you [if the server you are on has that feature]
Build a tower and post a lovely sign pointing towards their base stating how much you love them.
Just dont be like these guys and post signs on buidlings. They will get removed fast.... sometimes....





Camera's are a fantastic way to harrass [until an admin shows up]
Alot of servers dont have rules against camera spam, then again alot of servers removed the camera. Nothings more annoying than that flash though, so dang bright.... I kill people for this.






Does the server allow you to sit down when you hit Alt+E? If it does than you sir/madam can do anything. See a man sitting on a bench? Make it weird...


SIT ON THAT LAP! HELL EVEN MOAD :d

If that player isnt annoyed by you sitting on them by now then take it up a notch.
Sit on the fuɔkers car :)
They can almost never get people of of this. Without breaking a few rules that is.

If you are face with an admin whom is too smart to fall for the easy tricks get smart. Trick him/her while they are playing rp. Get them to rdm. It will please you all the more.

Example: I was a gun dealer, built a shop and had my sign as "GUN SHOP OPEN"

I was raided pretty fast. Well I ran back after dying and updated the sign to building.
It was hilarious that this fooled the admins and earned one a warning XD
So they would be confused during the sit I changed jobs to a hobo.




Millions of other ideas are avaiable but this will be updated later.
For now focus on not getting caught as a troll. So time to hide, disguise, repeat.

Avoid Detection. Repeat Meal.

Now this is really really easy to do, until you get caught/banned. If that happens a *cough* New account *cough* change might help.
If not than stick to the easy way :D


First see if you have been caught, sometimes admins can be confused/tricked/lied to easily. So try that first.

If that doesnt work and you are not banned yet than there may be hope.







If you have avoided a ban then change everything


/rpname [type new name here]
A new name means that a player/players may not be able to recognize you. Just make sure you change that job as well


/job [type something random here to insert wacky job titles]
I made my job "Random Base Inspector" as a police officer. This did not make anybody I checked happy XD

Now if you did this, hopefully [most of the time] it works. Then you can go harrass that same player again for ages to come. So repeat it all :D

[PSYCHIC HIVEMIND CYCLIST DEATH]

ace gtfo ponz suxorz

[-Aya]

when they spam /advert warn1/2/3
.............

[thedillthatchills]

wow this helped me get banned banned from lots of jailbreak servers

[legerdemain]

I guess

[Knuckles]

@Frieza
Its garrys mod....

[legerdemain]

:/ this really isn't going anywhere productive. I was just trying to ease you out of your "let's go harass some kids on a garry's mod server!" phase.

[mykingjr]

lol

[Knuckles]

@ Frieza
You wouldnt understand if you have base logic such as this

[legerdemain]

You probably shouldn't troll. It's rude and inconsiderate.

[bep]

Man dis wud be so fun if loading times didnt take ages......