How to spend actual money in Holodrive

Have you ever thought, 'Hmmmmm, I've always wanted to get that amazing weapon called (insert weapon here) or that awesome cosmetic (insert cosmetic name here), but I want to spend my money properly! But I'm an idiot and don't know how to use my money properly'. IF you have thought that, (or something remotely similar) then I have the guide for you! I will teach all those people who want to look good without out actually having to pay for the game! So come on in and read my amazing guide!

Introduction

Well hello my fellow Holodrive players. I am Friskey with Whiskey. Have you ever wondered which pack of bits you should get? Well because you're a lazy a*se and could just play the game instead of cheating and buying items for a game in development, I'm going to have to think for YOU!

It's Math Time!

The four options for you to use is: 500 bits for 5 US $, 1100 bits for 9.99 US $, 2300 bits for 19.99 US $ and 5000 bits for 39.99 US $.

Now, for the first option, you have 500 bits to spend, so either you can get 2 Holopacks, costing 400 bits, or 4 Legacypacks, which costs 480 bits. For this option it's a better idea to spend money on the Legacypacks, or if you really want a Holopack, then you can get one Holopack and two Legacypacks, bringing the total too 440 bits.

For option two, you have 1100 bits to spend for $9.99 (or $10.00), meaning you can buy 5 Holopacks with 100 bits left, or 9 Legacypacks with 20 bits left.

For option three, you have 2300 bits to spend for $19.99 (or $20), meaning you can buy 11 Holopacks with 100 bits left over, or you can buy 20 Legacypacks with 20 bits left over (I'm starting to see a pattern here).

Finally for option four, you have 5000 bits to spend for $39.99 (or $40.00), meaning you can buy 25 Holopacks with 0 bits left, or you can get 41 Legacypacks with 80 bits left over (guess there was no pattern).

Practicallity of Buying Packs

Now, if you're going to play Holodrve a lot, and reguarly pay for packs, then buy the fourth option ($40), the reason is because, if you pay for the first pack 10x (the amount of the fourth pack) then that means you will have to pay $50, which is 5x the amount of this game (on Steam), which is crazy, while the fourth pack is 4x the amount of the original game.

The End

Thank you for reading this somewhat imformative guide. Also, the reason why I didn't include XP-Boosters to this was beacause at the current build, it's easy to level up, not taking much effort, but if they do change the levelling system, then I may add XP-Boosters to the math. This guide was susposed to be a satirical guide talking about how people who buy fake money in video games that they've already bought are complete idiots, but this became into a intelectual guide when I got to the math. If you find any mistakes, facts, grammar or punctuation, then go ahead and tell me, I might change it.

Again, thank you for reading, I hoped this helped you spend real money on a video game.

-Friskey with Whiskey

Edit

So apparantly they changed the amount of bits for a Legacy Pack, so simply disregard the Legacy Packs part.

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Thanks! I just maxed out my credit card! My wife is leaving me in 3 days!

[IronFlower]

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