Do's and Don'ts of Don't Starve (all don'ts)

Complitation of actions, that you should NOT do in don't starve, alone or together.

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Hi lads! In this "guide" we wrote a lot of funny tips (or not), that will help (or not) you to survive in very strange and dangerous world of Don't Starve. Good luck and have fun, yay!

Don'ts (cuz do's are for babies)

Don't walk at night.
Don't open chests in the wilderness. Let winter come at its' own pace.

Don't craft an axe if you've got two flints and you know where are boulders. You won't get flint from chopped evergreens.

Don't approach to pigs who wear Rambo-like headwears. They're not friendly ones.

Don't have a teaparty with chess pieces, even if you're WX-78.

Don't try to shave beefaloos with your fists.

Don't open the passage to caves near your base. The bats will make sure to punish you for your curiousity

Don't axe anyone, if you thinks this "someone" can deliever damage.

Don't stalk on clockwork bishops... and on clockwork rooks... and on clockwork knights... and on clockwork pawns (they aren't even in the game, you stupid!)

Don't chop whole forests, TES (Treeguard Environment Service) will find you. Everywhere.

Don't use wormholes if you have a headache. It will get worse.

Don't eat shrooms you don't know anything about. The nature favours those who attended their Science classes.

Don't bother red-butt bulls. Butthurt, butthurt everywhere!

Don't try to run after gobblers. Waste of time, and you will look even dumber than them.

Don't try to have a chat with Scottish walruses. Their accent is thick and their goals are evil.

Don't have a fight with doggies from hell (hell-hounds) near your base or in the forest.

Don't try to make friends with someone, who is bigger than a pigman... You just can't, lol.

Don't feed humanoid hares with meat.

Don't try to cook anything with two chunks of monster meat. Even McDonalds is healthy food compated to that.

Don't wait for powdercake to spoil. And don't eat it. Even worshipping it as God-Creator could be more helpful that that.

Don't screw with the Dragonfly. Just don't. Don't even think about doing it!

Don't make friends with eyed-plants. Don't start a garden around an eyed-plant. Just burn it or leave it alone.

Don't make boiled vegetables (ratatouille). Meatballs ROCK!!! Vegetarians die here.

Don't forget that long grass/twig sapplings/bushes/flowers/your ex burn as good as trees. Sacrifice them, just don't get eaten by the creeping darkness.

Don't plant cones near your base.

Don't play tag with yellow-back spider. He is a bit too good with catching.

Don't think that an earthshake is natural.

Don't walk on swamps like it's your neighbourhood. Well, you can but then tentacles will make you quite unwell.

Don't share food with a loafer. Even if he/she's trying to assure you, that he/she's tending the base!

Don't settle in any place far from beefalo. Oh, and don't settle in any place far from gold boulders. Aaaaand you still need spiders. (Moment, when you start to realize, that Don't Starve is a really hard game.)

Don't worry much if your sanity is low. Just lay down on grass and die and have a piece of dried meat or a cooked green mushroom! It will help.

Don't collect evil flowers. They are... evil, believe it or not.

Don't mess with the tallbirds.

Don't use twigs, if you want to make meatballs. Sticks don't belong in decent food.

Don't forget to take off your amulet of nightmare.

Don’t kill full moon blue bugs (glommers), even demons don’t appreciate it!

Don’t chop trees, which you can “attack” instead of “chop”. That a liiiiiitle hint.

Don’t eat coalefant’s trunk. You’ll waste such a valuable winter resource.

Don’t eat your meat raw, a little fire will make it more tasty. (not joking)

Don’t shave your “magnificent” (barbaric) beard if winter is just around the corner.

Don't bother yourself with magic early! You need to survive, not to become a new Gandalf!

Don’t forget to activate touch stones!

Don’t feed pigs with monster meat. No, really, just remember this! Be careful with monsters and their body parts.

Don't play as Wes. He's created for experienced gamers to test thier skill and wits, not to fool around and create fancy baloons.

Don’t bother the pengulls... Yeah, this game has two types of birds: those that fly away when they hear you come and those that want to peck your skull through.

Don't think that backpack can be placed in inventory just like any other thing.

Don’t dig graves if you have a headache. Digging up graves of your predecessors is not something you do when you want to assure yourself of your success.

Don’t throw a boomerang if you don’t know how to catch that thing.

Don’t massacre beefalo kids/bunnies/moles. Demons don’t like that as well!

Don’t push raccoons/frogs/bees. They can show resistance!

Don’t push frogmen (merms). They can show resistance, which you can not.

Don’t stand like an imbecile under the rain if you’re WX-78.

Don't eat stale food as Wickerbottom. C'mon, you've got more important business than torturing poor old woman with spoiled honey nuggets.

But first of all…
DON’T STARVE!

and of course...
DON'T TAKE MY PETALS NEAR MY BEE BOXES!!!

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Fellas, if you want "Do's of Don't Starve", please like us and we'll make new guide) Or dislike, but then Santa will bring you a coal in your sock!
Just in case you haven't understand it by now. This guide is mostly a joke. Keep that in mind before writing a comment like "I knew it before. Eat my shorts, scrubs."

[kirb]

"Don't walk at night"
yes, absolutely walk at night. You should be using plenty of torches, never just make a campfire and stay in one spot when travelling. You can navigate by the map. On the other hand, don't EXPLORE at night, because you just can't see anything.

Also, the best way to regain sanity other than tophats: acts of incredible violence! Shadow demons lurking in the corner of your eye, just around that corner, waiting to pounce when you're not looking over your shoulder? beat the shit out of them

[Mickmane]

Was looking for something else, spotted this, read it, funny!

And when I went to upvote and favorite, I notice I already did, no idea when, but it's a shame I can't do it again, it's funny! :) (And actually all true. Except maybe the vegetarian bit by now, but old players know that, and new players might as well get old players before trying it. :) )

[DAYDRMER!]

Don't play tag with yellow-back spider. He is a bit too good with catching.

[dogmatic pudding]

James Bucket want's to know your location.

[Skinzer]

Heh, the vegetarian comment didn't age well *looks at wurt*

[sammysam]

what if i want treeguards tho

[a]

to be honest, it can be called "writer's block"; may be IN FUTURE we'll end it :(

[Papa Canis]

I still see a noticable lack of "Do's of Don't Starve"


... Yes, these comments are a year apart, eat my shorts.

[Papa Canis]

We uh, still dont have a "Do's of Don't Starve"

[LexBearUwU]

i must meet whoever made this