A Thalmor's Guide to Skyrim

Greetings fellow Thalmor - the superior mortal - to this guide that will reinforce all of our glorious self-centredness!

To All Humans, and to all dissidents: Your time will come, soon enough...

A Brief History

In 3E 433, The glorious Thalmor defended the Summerset Isles from the Hordes of the evil Daedra of the Prince of Destruction, Mehrunes Dagon, and ended the Oblivion crisis.

We sought about creating a great Empire, and we united the Summerset Isles, Valenwood, and Elsweyr into a peaceful, united front.

In between 4E 171-175, we sucessfully made the Mede Empire bend it's knee to us, banning the worship of the 'Ninth Divine' Talos.

The Superiority of the Thalmor

Why are we superior? It is simple.

• We are the most natrually adept race at magic in the known world.
  
  
• We are one of the tallest races of Tamriel
  
  
• We follow the true belief system, that dis-cludes the 'Ninth' divine, Talos
  
  
• We are in control of three provinces, and growing, while the human empire that has stood and
  withered for so long is shrinking at an alarming pace.
  
  
• We are the only beautiful race in a world of uglies.
  

Enermies of our glorious people!

Talos worshippers

Stormcloaks

Ulfric Stormcloak

Finally...

Oh, who is that Knocking on the- *dies*

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS, ELF!
TAKE THIS FOR BANNING TALOS!

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[Sluggy24]

Jo' Dar disapproves deeply of the Thalmor, and wishes for the quick demise of their race. Elves scare Jo' Dar, with their big ears and unearthly skin tones. Heed Jo' Dar's warning, the Blood Moon approaches, and the bats are hungry.

[Sycadale]

I Sympathize with the Thalmor though, as lore wise, Tiber Septim (Talos) unleashed Numidium (Essentially the Dwarven Hulk) and killed thousands of Aldmeri Dominion innocents, forcing them to surrender.

Then, Tiber Septim (Now Talos) then became a God and went unpunished.

At the end the Thalmor just want revenge, and by stopping Talos worship, Talos will become weaker, and therefor punished.

(Although I still hate them, they still drag off random people and torture them.)

[Mononé 💜]

It's only a matter of time before your whole rotten Empire collapses of its own decay.

No offense.

[Chairman Mao]

Glory to the Dominion.

[pan pan panini]

Thalmor =Nazis + Russia + China

[Roadhouse699]

I'm a nord legate in the post-concordat legion, and I've killed over a hundred Justicars.

[Legostyle03]

i support the empire, but not the thalmor

[amnestic]

THE THAMLOR SHALL FALL
THESE 'TRATIORS' OF TALOS,THESE NAZI-BRIGADERS AND EVIL-BRINGERS TO SKYRIM!
MAY THEIR BONES FUEL THE DRAGONS AND THEIR FLESH BE THEIR LUNCHES
ALL HAIL TALOS
THE TRUE KING OF SKYRIM

[Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)]

bastards - Indeed. Even my main TES Character hates the Thalmor, despite not worshipping him as a divine

[kapitan nemo]

Thank Talos for that ending, I thought for a moment that someone that supports the Thalmor actually exists.