A Frost Troll's Guide to Skyrim

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Frost Troll, you mean like this?

Don't mock me, puny human! Frost Troll will rip human's arms off, will force them down your throat, will break human's neck!!!!

Ok, Ok, Gee, I get the point

What's so good about being a frost troll?:

We strong. We Mighty. We so Frosty! We strong against Frost! We stronger than puny normal trolls!

Yes, but like normal trolls, you are weak against fire:

Silence, human! We smash head in and eat brain before they cast fire!

My, my, you are an aggressive boy, tell me about your health regen?:

We strong blood. Blood heal. Make it easy to beat humans

You know that there is a book called "Troll Slaying", right?:

What, human think he can slay me? Me frost troll!

Where can we find you?

Well?:

Caves, Ruins, Snowy Areas!

In other words -Winterhold, The Pale, Eastmarch, Northern Solstheim, and others.....I remember, I met a Frost Troll on the 7000 steps to High Hrothgar.....

You! You kill my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I better wrap this up before I get my skull smashed in.....

You! You die puny human!

How to kill a troll:

1) Equip anything fire-related
2) Take a drink of ale for courage
3) CHARGE and slay that Troll!

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No, Kill Humans!

*Sets Troll on fire*

AHHHHHH!

As I was saying, have a lovely day!

[Grimm]

I love this guide. Funny, but helpful. Because now I know whenever I fight trolls to use fire. Thankfully I haven't encountered one yet, but when I do, I'll be sure to use fire then thanks to you. Because I would've used my bow or something instead... eh... Oh. I could use a fire enchanted bow LOL.

[Loukas Dreemingtun]

I not only killed your friends, but ate them too.

[Kyuukei]

Wolf approve of Troll guide. Wolf glad Trolls are giving animal races more representation.

Wolf groom self now.

[exodddus]

what

[Duke Juke]

Damn, I already knew about the fire weakness (Thanks to my 598 or so hours) But this was just down right hilarious! you get a thumbs up!

[Greyrat]

:) You're welcome, Luke.

[Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)]

func - next time, throw her to the troll THEN proceed

[func_Soap]

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a Wild Lydia.

[Lucy (Leofwina of Norþfolc)]

Snoww- Thanks, I try my best

[Greyrat]

I love this guide. Funny, but helpful. Because now I know whenever I fight trolls to use fire. Thankfully I haven't encountered one yet, but when I do, I'll be sure to use fire then thanks to you. Because I would've used my bow or something instead... eh... Oh. I could use a fire enchanted bow LOL.