Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

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Hatfall Achievement guide
By Fillet Fighter
A guide on how to unlock all of Hatfalls achievements
   
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Hat Collection
Hat-equate, Hat-vancing, Hat-tacular and Hat-tality

All of these achievements are unlocked through the amount of hats you catch from the sky.
Hat-tality requiring 5000 hats will probably make it one of the last achievements you unlock.


Rise of the Hat Lord

This achievement is unlocked once you collect the amount of hats shown in the left of the main menu. Unlike the other hat achievements this is unlock from total hats and not just the ones you catch.
Minigames
Wait What and The Fun Never Stops

Wait What is unlocked after playing one minigame and The Fun Never Stops is unlocked after playing them all.
The minigames and how to start them
Dating Sim: Buy Hat-assins creed
Engagement Party: Buy both horse pictures
Management Sim: Buy the survival mode
Insurance Claim: Buy the golden desk
Downhill Race: Buy both tires
Rocket: After collecting all rocket parts, buy both tires. (Rocket parts are found in each of the minigames after Rondo appears.)

Well-Read

At the end of the Downhill Race you get sent into space and have to catch a floating hat. In the background a story scrolls past slowly, to get this achievement simply let the whole story scroll past before catching the hat.

No Foreplay and Fedorable

Both of these are unlocked in the Dating Sim; No Foreplay is unlocked by choosing to violate Hat-Chan (The third option when deciding what to do with Hat-Chan) and Fedorable is unlocked by going on a successful date with Hat-Chan.

The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats

The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats is unlocked after beating the Rocket minigame. Once you cause the end of the world all the minigames change slightly allowing you to collect rocket parts along with hats.
Other
Identity Crisis and How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People

Identity Crisis is unlocked by buying one alter-ego from the shop (The cheapest being 50 hats) and How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People is unlocked by buying all alter-egos, because this will cost 11590 hats this will be one of the last achievements you will unlock.

The Sorcerer’s Annoyance and Calm Down Dear

The Sorcerer’s Annoyance is unlocked by catching the wizard hat 50 times and Calm Down Dear is unlocked by beating the wizard challenges 50 times.

Flat Cap and Stovepipe

Flat cap is unlocked by being crushed by items like the car or anvil 100 times
Stovepipe is unlocked by being impaled by items like the stop sign 100 times.

Sleeping On The Job

Sleeping On The Job is unlocked by catching a hat without moving, unlocking this achievement is pretty much random chance but it happens quite often.
7 Comments
Music Goblin (surf city mix) Oct 29, 2017 @ 6:42pm 
:p2wheatley:
✪ krispy keeN Mar 4, 2017 @ 3:47am 
fuck the achievements are hard with Hatfall...

shit yeah
hentacle Oct 8, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
Rocket parts? (x2)
Top Sir Jan 4, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Rocket parts?
Fillet Fighter  [author] Dec 3, 2015 @ 2:33am 
@Sachiko, if you want a successful date with Hat-Chan, take her on each ride twice and then leave the fair, the rest of the correct options afterwards are fairly simple to work out
Hippo.mann (>MWR<) Dec 2, 2015 @ 7:03pm 
So i have only been one one date and Hatchan..... she.... *Sniffle*

SHE DIDNT MAKE IT *cries*

Any advice?
I am geussing i should only pic the non tea cups after reaching a certain point.
dustlined Nov 25, 2015 @ 1:00pm 
How/when do you gather rocket parts? I've unlocked "Rise of the Hat Lord", and now the counter on my desk shows "0/7" (which I guess is the rocket parts?), but I don't see how to gain any.