11 Question Game Answers - YDKJ 2011 (On-Going)

The Answers to all 73 Episodes (That's 803 Questions Total) in YDKJ 2011 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360 Versions).
The Nintendo DS Version, however, has 37 Episodes.
Not Recommended for 2-4 Player Games or Online Modes.

This game along with its DLC have been Discontinued Digitally & is only available for Purchase Directly for Consoles.

1. Introduction & Key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gr0SDcmhp0
Questions will appear on Screen & you'll need to press the button next to it.

Example:
What's the Answer?
1, 5, /\, Y. More Taxes
2, 6, [], X. 42
3, 7, (), B. Pie
4, 8, X, A. Duct Tape

1-4 (Player 1)/5-8 (Player 2) Keys are for the PC Version
/\, [], (), X Buttons are for the PS3 Version
Y, X, B, A Buttons are for the XBOX 360 Version

There's a 20 Second Timer Counting Down, so the faster you Buzz-In,
the more Dough you'll rack up... or surrender.

In the event of a 2-4 Player Game, Screws can be used to Screw your neighbor who act like they dropped a 30lbs Cinderblock down a School Rooftop. To Screw your neighbor, Press the Q or P Keys on your Keyboard (PC Version)/L2 or R2 Button (PS3 Version). After you screw your neighbor they'll have only 5 Seconds to answer it while you watch them weep as you rack in an Extra Cash Bonus for doing so.

If your playing the DS Version of YDKJ 2011, there's 37 Episodes to choose from containing 407 Questions Total.

1-1. YDKJ Berkeley Systems Ordering Infomation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gr0SDcmhp0
"Want to Keep Playing...? Get the Full Versions!"
Turn your PC into a Party!

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 1
YDKJ (Vol. 1): September 12, 1995
YDKJ Question Pack: 1996 (YDKJ Vol. 1 must already be installed to play)
YDKJ (Vol. 1) XL: Vol. 1 & Question Pack together in one installation
YDKJ Censored (Vol. 1)

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 2
YDKJ Vol. 2: November 30, 1996
YDKJ Vol. 2 Lite: Included with YDKJ Vol. 1 (Standalone or Windows 95 Promoware PC CD)
YDKJ UK

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Online
YDKJ the NetShow: 1996-2000
YDKJ Sports NetShow: 1997
YDKJ Offline (the best of the NetShow on Disk): 1999
YDKJ Louder! Faster! Funnier! (2nd Offline game): March 28, 2000
YDKJ Mock 2 (2nd PlayStation game, 3rd Offline game): November 1, 2000

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 3
YDKJ Vol. 3: October 31, 1997
YDKJ (PlayStation, has similarities to Vol. 3, 2-Disc Game): 1999

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 4
YDKJ Vol. 4 The Ride: November 30, 1998

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 5
YDKJ 5th Dementia (1st Online playable game): 2000

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Volume 6
YDKJ Vol. 6 The Lost Gold: December 1, 2003

= YOU DON'T KNOW JACK HD
YDKJ 2011: February 8, 2011
YDKJ 2015 (Part of the Jackbox Party Pack): November 18, 2015

= Other YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Releases
YDKJ Sports: September 30, 1996 (Standalone or Windows 95 Promoware PC CD)
YDKJ Movies: April 30, 1997
YDKJ TV: May 9, 1997
YDKJ Headrush (a teen spin-off game): April 20, 1998


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2. Episode 1: Supreme Court Children’s Vitamins

1. 63
2. "Overuses the sauce squirters."
3. Guan
4. Captain Hook

5. DisOrDat
Innocent: Pope
Lucky: Britney
Urban: Pope
Outrageous: Britney
Hilarius: Pope
Toxic: Britney
Lonely: Britney

6. 12 Pez per Perez Pez
7. 2009
8. Correct Answer: a Veggie Lover's Pizza
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: a Super Supreme Pizza
9. both have perfect cleavage
10. pour hot fryer oil on them

11. JACK ATTACK
Medusa: snakes
Chia Head: leaves
Cabbage Patch Kids: yarn
Pinhead: pins
Ghost Rider: fire
Barbie: nylon
the Scarecrow: straw

3. Episode 2: Fistable Bowling Equipment, Inc.

1. Baby Kermit
2. Correct Answer: "Talkin' to saints is just one tool from the religious shed."
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: "Get your head out of the gutter."
3. the FLEET ADMIRAL of fleece

4. DisOrDat
Woman in a Rocking Chair: Renoir
Two Young Girls at the Piano: Renoir
Dog Eats Dinner: YouTube
Grape Lady Falls: YouTube
Young Boy with a Cat: Renoir
History of Dance: YouTube
Nude on Cushions: Renoir

5. about 6.02 x 10^23 moles
6. an ELEPHANT eating a PEANUT
7. Avatar
8. Lite-Brite
9. ?uestlove
10. five

11. JACK ATTACK
PBS: public
1080p TV: progressive
P. Diddy: Puff
HPV: papilloma
chemical symbol "P": phosphorous
P.T. Barnum: Phineas
p.m.: post

4. Episode 3: Buoyant Baby Water Cribs

1. Lady Godiva
2. I'm Very Angry That It's Not Butter

3. DisOrDat
candlenut: spice
spikenard: spice
cameltoe: fashion faux pas
catnip: spice
monoboob: fashion faux pas
front butt: fashion faux pas
Chinese anise: spice

4. Prison Break
5. the guys on Mount Rushmore
6. Uruguay Shore
7. get a sex change
8. 11 dimensions of decent compatibility
9. Correct Answer: Witch's Broom
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cat's Cradle
10. XL

11. JACK ATTACK
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick Star
Oprah Winfrey: Gayle King
Corey Haim: Corey Feldman
Frodo: Samwise
Bart Simpson: Milhouse van Houten
Ben Affleck: Matt Damon
Wayne Campbell: Garth Algar

5. Episode 4: Fat-Mouth Fascist Fish

1. top, middle case
2. Starburst
3. Jennifer Lopez's JOINT

4. DisOrDat
Chocolate Factory: R. Kelly
Marshmallow Blaster: Toys R Us
Water Pop Blaster: Toys R Us
12 Play: R. Kelly
Rockstar Bounce House: Toys R Us
Double Up: R. Kelly
Rockin' Roll Girls: Toys R Us

5. Panera's Pangaea Panini
6. 8 ShamWows
7. Lego, Eggo, Prego
8. Correct Answer: moe. singing "My Mashed Fruit (Pulp & All)"
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Phish singing "You're Bitter"
9. become MORE REFINED as an actor
10. Cockburn Town

11. JACK ATTACK
Spider-Man: Aunt May
pancake mix: Aunt Jemima
Dorothy Gale: Auntie Em
Harry Potter: Aunt Petunia
pretzel shop: Auntie Anne's
Lisa Simpson: Aunts Patty and Selma
bread: Aunt Millie's

6. Episode 5: Fashion Barrel Barrel Wear

1. admitting you have a Pringle problem
2. Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster
3. Bee, Bea, Be, B
4. Archibald Asparagus

5. DisOrDat
flying jib: pirate ship
captain's chair: both
plank: both
ball bridge: ab exercise
keel: pirate ship
cable chops: ab exercise
fore boom: pirate ship

6. brokebacK2
7. to keep track of his shrubbery
8. Ernest Hemingway
9. Correct Answer: "Table for 2.6" at the Cheesecake Factory
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: "Table for 3.5" at Cracker Barrel
10. Garfield-hotep

11. JACK ATTACK
garbanzo bean: chickpea
scallion: green onion
squab: pigeon
prawn: shrimp
hazelnut: filbert
submarine sandwich: hero
calamari: squid

7. Episode 6: Romanticlip Tandem Toenail Clippers

1. the Cenozoic Era
2. the butcher
3. @Shake$peare
4. Correct Answer: the N.Y. JETS
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: the L.A. CLIPPERS

5. DisOrDat
Hidden Valley Ranch: ranch dressing
Cherry Patch Ranch: Nevada brothel
Moonlight Bunny Ranch: Nevada brothel
Wish-Bone Ranch: ranch dressing
Chicken Ranch: Nevada brothel
Annie's Natural Cowgirl Ranch: ranch dressing
Marie's Creamy Ranch: ranch dressing

6. as long as the "Twilight" movie New Moon
7. five Snuggies
8. Archie, golden arches, Arch
9. "WIND TURBINES can blow me!"
10. "Listen, you 16 dogs were dope!"

11. JACK ATTACK
Uncle Sam: top hat
Baby Huey: bonnet
conspiracy theorists: tin foil hat
Packers fans: Cheesehead hat
Yosemite Sam: ten-gallon hat
Axl Rose: bandana
Ali G: yellow beanie

8. Episode 7: Granny's Roach Butter

1. for life
2. Correct Answer: horn #2: "O Tannenbaum"
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: horn #1: "La Cucaracha"
3. 24-Karat Low-Fat Pretzel Sticks

4. DisOrDat
What You Want Is What You Get: McDonald's
Every Time a Good Time: McDonald's
I'm Qualified to Satisfy You: Barry White
Put a Smile On: McDonald's
I've Got So Much to Give: Barry White
I'm Lovin' It: McDonald's
Never, Never Gonna Give You Up: Barry White

5. Michelangelo's David
6. dissociative identity disorder
7. a dorder collie
8. drive in a straight line to your destination
9. a LOGANBERRY Tour
10. MOM WOW

11. JACK ATTACK
Christopher Columbus: India
Marlin the Clownfish: Nemo
Neil Young: a heart of gold
Ponce de Leon: fountain of youth
Buddy the Elf: his father
Captain John H. Miller: Private Ryan
Joshua Waitzkin: Bobby Fischer

9. Episode 8: Brownana Banana Toasters

1. She'd die.
2. He's Just Not That Into You

3. DisOrDat
Take That: boy band
Cutter: insect repellent
98 Degrees: boy band
Damage: boy band
OFF!: insect repellent
Ultra-Pure: insect repellent
O-Zone: boy band

4. Natesbook
5. 12 suspicious bulls and steers
6. Correct Answer: nickel (N)
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: potassium (K)
7. "MEAT SUBSTITUTES rule!"
8. "Safe!"
9. Cracker Jacks
10. The Mystery of Edwin Drood

11. JACK ATTACK
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Barbershop 2: Back in Business
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
X2: X-Men United

10. Episode 9: Hopalong Harry's One-Leg-At-A-Time Pantorium

1. 1400 degrees Fahrenheit
2. a chain with an iced-out albatross
3. Ed Harris cutting chicken parm for Neil Patrick Harris
4. "Wherefore Do Fools Fall in Love?"

5. DisOrDat
Opportunity: Successories poster
Dignity: adult diaper
Certainty: adult diaper
Poise: adult diaper
Confidence: Successories poster
Tranquility: adult diaper
Perseverance: Successories poster

6. Correct Answer: Luke Skywalker
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Captain Ahab
7. "roll over"
8. He'll finish the gallon, but will be violently ill for weeks.
9. Count Chocula
10. the Spider-Man kiss

11. JACK ATTACK
Snow White: dwarfs
heptagon: sides
Catholicism: deadly sins
Stephen R. Covey: Habits of Effective People
yoga: chakras
Rome: hills
Kurosawa's masterpiece: Samurai

11. Episode 10: BloodCo.

1. alliteration
2. His ears will be stronger.
3. The Tower of B@bble
4. Correct Answer: The Mummy
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Dracula

5. DisOrDat
anti-breakage system: Nexxus shampoo
digital compass: Nexus phone
volume control: both
noise cancellation: Nexus phone
100:000:1 contrast ratio: Nexus phone
heat protection: Nexxus shampoo
NOT tested on animals: both

6. four Oliver Stones high
7. 78
8. Mahatma Gandhi
9. the stack of barrels
10. Iron Man

11. JACK ATTACK
Scrooge: Jacob Marley
Ichabod Crane: Headless Horseman
Pac-Man: Blinky
Cole Sear: Dr. Malcolm Crowe
Zorak: Space Ghost
Simba: Mufasa
the Ghostbusters: Slimer

12. Episode 11: Country Charm Indoor Outhouses

1. "Two Girls, 1/2 Pint"
2. will.i.have been
3. "WWII Rationing Fashion Tips!"

4. DisOrDat
Baywatch: worst
The Howard Stern Show: worst
Hogan's Heroes: worst
Bewitched: best
Star Trek: The Next Generation: best
The Brady Bunch Hour: worst
Barney & Friends: worst

5. Correct Answer: Keno
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Craps
6. "WELCOME TO INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY!!!"
7. Captain Morgan, Cap'n Crunch, Captain Planet
8. the Memphis Archbishops
9. They've both lived in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
10. to Afghanistan

11. JACK ATTACK
Luke Skywalker: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wilbur the pig: Charlotte
Helen Keller: Anne Sullivan
Neo: Morpheus
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splinter
Sancho Panza: Don Quixote
King Arthur: Merlin

13. Episode 12: The Girly Drink Supply Warehouse

1. The Jonas First Cousins, Once Removed
2. just below the knee
3. Correct Answer: Jerry
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cosmo

4. DisOrDat
Penelope Smallbone: Bond girl
Mary Goodnight: Bond girl
Strawberry Fields: Bond girl
Prairie Dawn: Sesame Street
Sherry Netherland: Sesame Street
Abby Cadabby: Sesame Street
Christmas Jones: Bond girl

5. June 22
6. butterfly, pupa, caterpillar, egg
7. Arizona
8. South Tacific
9. "My Name Is (ORANGE)"
10. Blue Danube on kazoo

11. JACK ATTACK
England: U.K.
retirement plan: 401(k)
US president: JFK
cereal: Special K
Olympic event: 5k
convenience store: Circle K
"I'm joking" text: jk

14. Episode 13: You've Got Gall! Gall Stone Jewelers

1. They both owned a factory.
2. Horchata
3. a huge chunk of EARTH
4. If Roast Beef Could Fly by Jay Leno

5. DisOrDat
The Cloister: fancy hotel
The Privy: toilet
The Swag: fancy hotel
The Little Nell: fancy hotel
The Netty: toilet
The Breakers: fancy hotel
The Bog: toilet

6. pour vinegar on it
7. "32 teams, 32 noodles!"
8. Cameron Diaz
9. 5:35 am
10. Correct Answer: Pepe le Pew
10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Charles de Galle

11. JACK ATTACK
Jake Gyllenhaal: Maggie
Malia Obama: Sasha
Jessica Simpson: Ashlee
Jason Bateman: Justine
Jem Finch: Scout
Ross Gellar: Monica
Donny Osmond: Marie

15. Episode 14: What-a-Prick Cactus Company

1. 1/2 of a Lovato
2. "The Hippopotamus Hunt!"

3. DisOrDat
Citizens of Humanity: jeans
People's Liberation: jeans
Call to Action: non-profit
7 For All Mankind: jeans
Global Impact: non-profit
True Religion: jeans
Rock and Republic: jeans

4. 9:00 AM until 9:18 AM
5. Doom
6. $19.89
7. Correct Answer: mountain biking on MARS
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a biathlon through the GOBI DESERT
8. a frilly apron with the words "Do Not Resuscitate!"
9. Quidditch, Skee-Ball, bumper pool
10. whale fingers

11. JACK ATTACK
Luke Skywalker: C-3P0
John Connor: The Terminator
Conan O'Brien: Pimpbot 3000
Pee Wee Herman: Conky
Sam Witwicky: Optimus Prime
Godzilla: Mechagodzilla
Dave Bowman: HAL2000

16. Episode 15: Rug Munchers Dietary Flooring

1. Squidward
2. Pigtails in a Blanket
3. Correct Answer: Go pull over, Speed Racer, go!
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Go floor it Speed Racer, go!
4. Deal or No Deal

5. DisOrDat
Love and kindness are the very basis of society.: Dalai Lama
Japan is amazing.: Taylor Swift
I feel sort of like a crumpled up shirt.: Taylor Swift
Others have the right to happiness, just like yourself.: Dalai Lama
My new favorite animal is the koala.: Taylor Swift
The non-violent way is the human way.: Dalai Lama
I may or may not have just gone on a tiny muffin binge.: Taylor Swift

6. "It's so RAW and CHOPPY."
7. the temperature of an Olympic swimming pool
8. No Country For Old Men
9. Tropicana
10. more than half a wolf

11. JACK ATTACK
Luke & Owen: Wilson
Randy & Dennis: Quaid
Jeff & Beau: Bridges
Mark & Donnie: Wahlberg
Joel & Ethan: Coen
Frank & Sylvester: Stallone
Ben & Casey: Affleck

17. Episode 16: Grin Toothpaste Kegs

1. as wide as a KING, as long as a CALIFORNIA KING
2. sneakers for plus-size women
3. one and a half lives

4. DisOrDat
Flopsy: Beatrix Potter
Dropsy: fish disease
Mopsy: Beatrix Potter
Bloat: fish disease
Hunca Munca: Beatrix Potter
Ick: fish disease
Pigling Bland: Beatrix Potter

5. the REVOLUTIONARY weight-loss WAR
6. Correct Answer: Batman studying zoology at DARTMOUTH
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Wonder Woman learning Greek at COLGATE
7. Close Encounters of the Third Kind & Star Wars (1977)
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Intellectual Spice
10. Simba

11. JACK ATTACK
pig: "Oink!"
pirate: "Arrr!"
cat: "Meow!"
Wolverine's claws: "Snikt!"
yoga instructor: "Om!"
Beaker: "Meep!"
Homer: "D'oh!"

18. Episode 17: Digitensils Electronic Utensils

1. 38%
2. March 15: beware! Beware!
3. decide if there would be a tribal council at all

4. DisOrDat
Aspercreme: pain-relief cream
Mississippi Mud: ice cream
Gold Medal Ribbon: ice cream
Icy Hot: pain-relief cream
Australian Dream: pain-relief cream
Mineral Ice: pain-relief cream
Love Potion #31: ice cream

5. Correct Answer: hang from the chandelier with his ADHESIVE PADS
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: kiss all the ladies with his FORKED TONGUE
6. nice and DRY
7. Little Miss Venezuelan Tropical Rainstorm
8. Bengals - Lions - Panthers
9. Ross and Monica
10. What Not to Wear if You're Amish

11. JACK ATTACK
Dwight Schrute: Michael Scott
E Street Band: Bruce Springsteen
Prof. McGonagall: Prof. Dumbledore
Peter Parker: J. Jonah Jameson
James Bond: M
Liz Lemon: Jack Donaghy
Elaine Benes: J. Peterman

19. Episode 18: Crazy Oedea's Discount Amoebas

1. starboard
2. "Great, now I have OIL all on my butt!"
3. Correct Answer: "I've seen you TELEGRAPH me signals all night."
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: "I lost my CELL number, can I have yours?"
4. Toronto MAPLE LEAFS

5. DisOrDat
Marie Callender: real foodie
Aunt Jemima: fake foodie
Duncan Hines: real foodie
Oscar Mayer: real foodie
Mrs. Butterworth: fake foodie
Jimmy Dean: real foodie
Uncle Ben: fake foodie

6. a full-slab
7. Eyjafjallajökull
8. Nounds
9. "What a VIXEN!"
10. Ground Sirloinwad

11. JACK ATTACK
Indiana: Jones
Tennessee: Williams
Virginia: Madsen
Minnesota: Fats
Washington: Irving
Michigan: J. Frog
Georgia: O'Keefe

20. Episode 19: The Insincere Greeting Card Factory

1. Steel Kid
2. a dog on a log
3. Life's a BEAST.
4. "Mom, you make me feel like a King! XXX, Simba!"

5. DisOrDat
Heidegger: German philosopher
Horkheimer: German philosopher
Knackwurst: German sausage
Lipps: German philosopher
Schopenhauer: German philosopher
Braunschweiger: German sausage
Stippgrutze: German sausage

6. Correct Answer: Brooks & Ronnie Dunn
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Hall & Mark Oates
7. Children, Women, Men
8. Merchant of Venice with Jeff Foxworthy
9. Nicaraguan rats
10. "Uff! He should put some ice on his STAMEN!"

11. JACK ATTACK
"Put your left hand in...": Hokey Pokey
"Strike a pose...": Vogue
"Just slide, baby slide...": Tootsie Roll
"A little bit softer now...": "Shout"
"One hop this time...": Cha Cha Slide
"Heel, toe, do-si-do...": Boot Scootin' Boogie
"It's just a jump to the left...": The Time Warp

21. Episode 20: ♥♥♥♥'s Dickeys

1. Yes, up to five toes per Croc Croc.
2. a Swiffer Duster
3. 1/3,000
4. Arizona Wildcats

5. DisOrDat
Wopsie: Dickens
Smoofer: fart
Bumble: Dickens
Buzfuz: Dickens
Flabbergaster: fart
Creakle: Dickens
Mudslapper: fart

6. Sweden
7. "I can be whoever you want me to be!"
8. mechanically separated chicken, water, pork
9. Correct Answer: Diary of a Wimpy Kid
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Fun with ♥♥♥♥ and Jane
10. Lava Sauce

11. JACK ATTACK
Michael Jackson: King of Pop
Kevin James: King of Queens
Jesus Christ: King of Kings
Budweiser: King of Beers
Hank Hill: King of the Hill
a lion: King of Beasts
Howard Stern: King of All Media

22. Episode 21: Magic Pudding

1. every 500 years
2. Slash/Virgule

3. DisOrDat
The Sheboygan Press: newspaper
The Cleveland Steamer: sex act
The Columbus Dispatch: newspaper
The Wichita Eagle: newspaper
The Toledo Blade: newspaper
The Alaskan Pipeline: sex act
The New Orleans Welcome: sex act

4. CSI: Miami
5. "Night Fever"
6. "Spouse is gone, and I got one thing on my mind: CORN!"
7. "SOUND WAVES are fascists!"
8. Keanu Reeves
9. Correct Answer: Brill-O
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jell-O
10. canines

11. JACK ATTACK
vampire lovers: Team Edward
Andy Richter: Team Coco
B.A. Baracus: The A-Team
profane marionettes: Team America
Jordan & Johnson: Dream Team
minor league player: farm team
union workers: Teamsters

23. Episode 22: Ted's Drop Dead Gorgeous Body Bags

1. "This medicated pad will wipe away that massive STORM!"
2. They would have expanded their tours westward.
3. a sassy STORK
4. the dragon would drool

5. DisOrDat
bladdernut: tree
buckeye: tree
saddleback: medical condition
black gum: tree
clubfoot: medical condition
shadbush: tree
old man's beard: tree

6. Section C (70 meters away)
7. It's Always Sunny in Yuma, Arizona
8. Correct Answer: STD
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: DOA
9. They'd really RESIN-ate with audiences.
10. Top of the Eiffel Tower Climb

11. JACK ATTACK
Princes Leia: Death Star
Number Six: The Village
Jack Shephard: The Island
Ron Burgundy: glass case of emotion
Princess Peach: Bowser's Castle
a genie: lamp
R Kelly: Closet

24. Episode 23: Reformed Robots Housecleaning Company

1. Carts couldn't escape the mass of the parking lot.
2. Correct Answer: Samba No. 5
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Roomba No. 5
3. Nemo

4. DisOrDat
Breathing Lessons: Pulitzer
How Not to Be Seen: Python
A Good Scent from a Strange Mountain: Pulitzer
The Cheese Shop: Python
Tinkers: Pulitzer
Hitler in England: Python
Argument Clinic: Python

5. "It quenches a SEVERE thirst!"
6. factorial
7. Gladiator
8. Merriam-Webster's entry on Merriam-Webster
9. Malcolm X, XXX
10. "I'm doin' some SOUTH AMERICAN shore seashellin'!"

11. JACK ATTACK
Santa: full beard
Wolverine: mutton chops
Mark Twain: walrus mustache
Homer Simpson: five o'clock shadow
Howie Mandel: soul patch
John Waters: pencil mustache
Splinter: fu manchu

25. Episode 24: Salvador's Unnecessary Animal Hybrids

1. "XX-z!"
2. Correct Answer: Dr. Venkman
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Dr. Moreau

3. DisOrDat
Urimax: pee drug
Lorax: Dr. Seuss
Flomax: pee drug
Flummox: Dr. Seuss
Rapaflo: pee drug
Zax: Dr. Seuss
Thing One: Dr. Seuss

4. Prince of Iran
5. Willis Tower in Chicago
6. T-Jeff
7. Prince
8. "Polly want a MILK!"
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. port access

11. JACK ATTACK
Snoopy: beagle
Santa's Little Helper: greyhound
Beethoven: St. Bernard
Scooby-Doo: Great Dane
Lassie: collie
Target mascot: Bull Terrier
Taco Bell mascot: chihuahua

26. Episode 25: No Surprise Jack-in-the-Boxes

1. Wile E. Coyote
2. the Pacific Northwest section

3. DisOrDat
Tunney v. Dempsey: boxing
Plessy v. Ferguson: Supreme Court
Gideon v. Wainwright: Supreme Court
Marbury v. Madison: Supreme Court
Louis V. Schmeling: boxing
Miranda v. Arizona: Supreme Court
Liston v. Clay: boxing

4. Electrocuting an Elephant
5. Each of them Attended school overseas.
6. carbon dioxide balloons
7. her hips don't know they're lying
8. Correct Answer: the Smoke Monster eating SMOKED MUENSTER cheese
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jack Shephard eating SHEPHERD'S PIE
9. The Cat in the Hat
10. "I'm seeing an otolaryngologist about my sore throat."

11. JACK ATTACK
Canada: maple leaf
Japan: red dot
California: bear
end of Nascar race: black & white checkers
pirate: skull and crossbones
Olympics: interlocking rings
Rohan: horse

27. Episode 26: Owensville H.S. Lost & Found Outlet Store

1. the introduction of FOREIGN tighty-whities
2. Lil' Romeo
3. a Prevacid

4. DisOrDat
Dr. Bold: Dr. Pepper knock-off
Dr. Koop: Surgeon General
Dr. Shasta: Dr. Pepper knock-off
Dr. Satcher: Surgeon General
Dr. Elders: Surgeon General
Dr. Thunder: Dr. Pepper knock-off
Dr. Benjamin: Surgeon General

5. "Hey, it's porky the pig's ass!"
6. nepotism
7. developing a brighter yellow skin
8. The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Baywatch Nights, Joey
9. Projekt Landebahn
10. Correct Answer: 31-17
10. Wrong Answer of the Day: 9-12

11. JACK ATTACK
syrup lady: Mrs. Butterworth
cookie lady: Mrs. Fields
Chicago fire lady: Mrs. O'Leary
seasoning lady: Mrs. Dash
The Graduate lady: Mrs. Robinson
Virginia Woolf's novel lady: Mrs. Dalloway
Robin Williams as a lady: Mrs. Doubtfire

28. Episode 27: Fat Jim's Weasel Jerky

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode! (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 1-5)

1. the crown of grains
2. Charlize Theron
3. a little over a million times

4. DisOrDat
Morning Thunder: tea
Fast & Furious: Diesel
Tension Tamer: tea
Fast Lane: tea
Pitch Black: Diesel
Red Zinger: tea
Awakenings: Diesel

5. The Bhut Jolokia Hot Chili Peppers
6. "Drinking orange juice will help prevent a cold."
7. Correct Answer: Albus Dumbledore
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Ron Weasley
8. Nartin Van Duren
9. *****. The meat pies are to die for!
10. a 420 lb. very pregnant Tina Fey

11. JACK ATTACK
caterpillar: butterfly
Pinocchio: real boy
Optimus Prime: truck
The Ugly Duckling: swan
Gregor Samsa: insect
Cinderella's coach: pumpkin
Chastity Bono: man

29. Episode 28: Burnie's Baby-Browning Tanning Beds

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode! (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 2)

1. GOLD MasterCard
2. the caramelly EMERGENT layer
3. XP
4. Correct Answer: House
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Burn Notice

5. DisOrDat
Pretoria: world capital
Burberry: fashion designer
Ungaro: fashion designer
Montevideo: world capital
Dakar: world capital
Hermes: fashion designer
Demeulemeester: world capital

6. "If you believed, they put TWELVE men on the moon"
7. onomatopoeia
8. The Baldwin brothers
9. a virgin
10. a ram

11. JACK ATTACK
Shrek: Mike Myers
Sheriff Woody: Tom Hanks
Po the Panda: Jack Black
Chicken Little: Zach Braff
Mr. Incredible: Craig T. Nelson
Marmaduke: Owen Wilson
Manny the Woolly Mammoth: Ray Romano

30. Episode 29: Beautiful on the Inside Surgical Artwork

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode! (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 3)

1. one and a half minutes
2. Correct Answer: Donnie Brasco
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scarface
3. They play in a dome

4. DisOrDat
Sullivan & Cromwell: law firm
Ashford & Simpson: musical duo
Covington & Burling: law firm
Hall & Oates: musical duo
Seals & Crofts: musical duo
Kirkland & Ellis: law firm
Loggins & Messina: musical duo

5. "I FENCED a Girl"
6. "You: Babe in tower with lamp. Me: Dude in ocean."
7. a banana
8. Holden Caulfield's
9. Pot4bellys
10. a Waterford Crystal YAM

11. JACK ATTACK
Dr. Van Helsing: Dracula
Dr. Alan Grant: Jurassic Park
Dr. Emmett Brown: Back to the Future
Dr. Octavius: Spider Man 2
Doc Holliday: Tombstone
Dr. Richard Kimble: The Fugitive
Dr. Zaius: Planet of the Apes

31. Episode 30: Pot-O-Man Toilet Ottomans

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode! (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 4)

1. Tchaikovsky
2. a nickel
3. the lead singer of the Rolling Stones

4. DisOrDat
Robin Hood: myth
the Red Baron: real
Paul Bunyan: myth
Uncle Sam: myth
Geronimo: real
Pecos Bill: myth
Johnny Appleseed: real

5. SNOW Dogs
6. "Fudge you, scabs!"
7. Atlanta's fondness for Dallas
8. Correct Answer: "THE BRUCE is mad!"
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: "THE JOHN will smash you!"
9. 405
10. add a laugh track

11. JACK ATTACK
Freddy Krueger: Elm Street
Bert & Ernie: Sesame Street
Sweeney Todd: Fleet Street
Bruce Springsteen: E Street
Mardi Gras partiers: Bourbon Street
Sherlock Holmes: Baker Street
British prime minister: Downing Street

32. Episode 31: Mr. Cow's Presidential Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 5) & World of Warcraft Episode!

1. Dopey
2. seven Star magazines

3. DisOrDat
Felicity Merriman: American Girl
Susan Atkins: Manson girl
Lanie Holland: American Girl
Patricia Krenwinkel: Manson girl
Kit Kittredge: American Girl
Addy Walker: American Girl
Leslie Van Houten: Manson

4. Stewie would kill Peter and marry Lois.
5. Alabama/Pennsylvania/California
6. Correct Answer: The Ronco Automatic Pasta Maker
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: The George Foreman Grill
7. WWF, WDW, WWW, WOW
8. "I like 'em firm and GRADUALLY GROWIN'"
9. "May the QUANTUM Force be with you."
10. the Suspension-stad

11. JACK ATTACK
Santa: sleigh
Aladdin: carpet
Hermione Granger: broom
Elliott and E.T.: bicycle
Snoopy: doghouse
Marty McFly: DeLorean
Howl: castle

33. Episode 32: Rocky's Rodent Rockets

NOTE: The 4our is Dead episode! (R.I.P Question 4: 1995-2011 Part 6)

1. boil her, then drop her in ice water

2. DisOrDat
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: complete sentence
The New Adventures of Old Christine: sentence fragment
America's Got Talent: complete sentence
America's Next Top Model: sentence fragment
How I Met Your Mother: sentence fragment
Curb Your Enthusiasm: complete sentence
What Not To Wear: sentence fragment

3. five First Ladies of the United States
4. "This pastwami tastes gweat!"
5. cunnerdund
6. a pint glass
7. Correct Answer: Stomp
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Rockettes
8. Icarus
9. both are impressionists
10. dip my toes in it

11. JACK ATTACK
Pandora's box: all evils
penalty box: hockey players
black box: flight data
Schrödinger's box: a cat
Redbox: DVD rentals
pillar box: British mail
Justin Timberlake's SNL box: a d*ck

34. Episode 33: Bobbe's Knobbe Shoppe

1. the chimera
2. His film won "Best Picture" at the Venice Film Festival.

3. DisOrDat
Pastor Ted Haggard: with a man
Governor Eliot Spitzer: with a woman
Senator John Edwards: with a woman
Congressman Mark Foley: with a man
President Bill Clinton: with a woman
Senator Larry Craig: with a man
David Letterman: with a woman

4. 144 dirty adult diapers
5. Correct Answer: the Finger Lakes
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Nob Hill
6. the lead antagonist in Les Miserables
7. 180 feet
8. read the Tuesday newspaper
9. M-O-R-T-A-D-E-L-L-A
10. 960 bowls

11. JACK ATTACK
Beatles ballad: "Hey Jude"
Idol reality show: Hey Paula
Outkast hit: "Hey Ya"
Nickelodeon cartoon: Hey Arnold!
Earnest movies catchphrase: "Hey Vern!"
nursery rhyme: "Hey Diddle Diddle"
Willie Mays: The Say Hey Kid

35. Episode 34: Hawaii Hal's Lava Lampshades

1. 13 slices of Canadian bacon
2. (5.4) consecutive summers
3. Saul the Snowshoe Hare

4. DisOrDat
Corleggy: cheese
Flustard: Seuss
Munch Hunch: Seuss
Wensleydale: cheese
Gubbeen: cheese
Stroodel: Seuss
Chura Kampo: cheese

5. "Idiot!"
6. Correct Answer: St. Agnes
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: St. Helen
7. Bucknell University's Bucky the BISON
8. Hugh Hefner's
9. It would have a milky shell.
10. two glittery heads would grow in its place

11. JACK ATTACK *This Jack Attack is about plot twists in 7 movies.*
The Sixth Sense: He's a ghost!
Psycho: The mother is dead!
Planet of the Apes: It was Earth!
Fight Club: They're the same person!
Soylent Green: It's people!
The Crying Game: She's a man, man!
Citizen Kane: Rosebud is a sled!

36. Episode 35: Shaggy's Roof Carpe

1. South Africa
2. two Monday Night Raws
3. DisOrDat
McDonalds: apostrophe
Walgreens: no apostrophe
Wendys: apostrophe
Harrods: no apostrophe
Starbucks: no apostrophe
Lowes: apostrophe
Applebees: apostrophe

4. Correct Answer: HALITOSIS!
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: SHINGLES!
5. sandals with toe-room on both ends
6. Marie Antoinette
7. a DKNY YDKJ in CMYK
8. Catch Me If You Can
9. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is actually leaning.
10. melting faces with FOUR bass guitars

11. JACK ATTACK
Wolf: Blitzer
Newt: Gingrich
Buffalo: Bill
Cat: Stevens
Raven-: Symone
Tiger: Woods
Bear: Grylls

37. Episode 36: The Internet the Book

1. IRON Maiden
2. Correct Answer: his leg hairs
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: his web
3. Cinco de Mayo, Flag Day, Sweetest Day
4. Bakugan

5. DisOrDat
Velvet Smooth: blaxploitation
Arnold: white bread
Mahogany: blaxploitation
Oroweat: white bread
Petey Wheatstraw: blaxploitation
Home Pride: white bread
Dolemite: blaxploitation

6. green
7. Call of Duty
8. Brachiosaurus
9. Der Chef
10. "Jennifer Aniston's Pancreas Produces Insulin!"

11. JACK ATTACK
Bart Simpson: Marge
Hamlet: Gertrude
JFK: Rose
Jesus: Mary
Stewie Griffin: Lois
John Connor: Sarah
Suri Cruise: Katie

38. Episode 37: It's Never Too Late Adult Orphanage

1. heat up the stage so hot that his clock MELTS
2. Volkswagen Cricket
3. Correct Answer: Lord of the Flies
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Oliver Twist

4. DisOrDat
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: bowl game
KFC Famous Bowl: food bowl
Taco Bell Border Bowl: food bowl
Little Caesars Pizza Bowl: bowl game
Panda Express Panda Bowl: food bowl
Chick-fil-A Bowl: bowl game
Chipotle Burrito Bowl: food bowl

5. Atticus Finch
6. Bark-a-Bon
7. 1 X 10 (to the sixth power) Dollar Baby
8. be the spiciest contestant on the show
9. Both are called doughboys.
10. leaving an amphitheater

11. JACK ATTACK
hourglass: sand
piñata: candy
large intestine: poop
Russian doll: Russian dolls
breast implant: silicone
thermometer: mercury
Twinkie: creamy filling

39. Episode 38: Uncle Farty's Specialty Whoopie Cushions

1. originally created in the 1600s
2. 6 & 20

3. DisOrDat
Delta Dawn: Country Song
Thunder Gulch: Kentucky Derby
Grindstone: Kentucky Derby
Amarillo by Morning: Country Song
Sunday Silence: Kentucky Derby
Mine That Bird: Kentucky Derby
Here's a Quarter: Country Song

4. Git-r-done; HOWEVER, I will not judge you if you fail.
5. Correct Answer: nobody, because everyone's equal
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Whoopi Goldberg, because she tells the best stories
6. "Oooh girl, I'm ONE INCH long!"
7. Calvin peeing on Arminianism
8. booger-covered artichokes
9. Dorian Gray
10. Roma roma ma!

11. JACK ATTACK
best journalists: the Pulitzer
best pitchers: the Cy Young
best comics: the Eisner
best ads: the Clio
best teachers: the Golden Apple
best mystery writers: the Edgar
best worst movies: the Razzie

40. Episode 39: Betchup, The Baked Bean Sauce Condiment

1. Cal C. Yum the Caterpillar
2. 19th-century German scientist.
3. "Cleveland Rocks"
4. deals with the lights

5. DisOrDat
Magic Bullet: "As Seen on TV"
Booster Gold: superhero
Juiceman: "As Seen on TV"
The Sonic Ear: "As Seen on TV"
Hourman: superhero
Kaboom: "As Seen on TV"
Mister Miracle: superhero

6. PoriferaBob SquarePants
7. Both have confronted lions.
8. fenur
9. Correct Answer: Nine Inch NAILS
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Black EYED Peas
10. a dog

11. JACK ATTACK
polygraph machine: lies
Geiger counter: radiation
Breathalyzer: alcohol level
seismograph: earthquakes
SETI: aliens
a medium: dead people
canary in a coal mine: gas

41. Episode 40: Buzz Kill Bee Beard Trimmers

1. four
2. the Na'vi
3. 30 Paper
4. "All Boxes 30% off on December 26!"

5. DisOrDat
Balboa: currency
Ruble: currency
Rupee: currency
RuPaul: drag queen
Kip: currency
Colon: currency
Dong: currency

6. Miss Iowa, and the less fortunate
7. Magic 8 Ball, Magic Johnson, Magic: the Gathering
8. Correct Answer: a fur Speedo and a GREEN JACKET
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: a battle-axe holster and a YELLOW JACKET
9. The season would last seven years.
10. "I ended an era, when I murdered Hera."

11. JACK ATTACK
Independence Day: Bill Pullman
Air Force One: Harrison Ford
Mars Attacks: Jack Nicholson
An American President: Michael Douglas
Dave: Kevin Kline
Deep Impact: Morgan Freeman
The Contender: Jeff Bridges

42. Episode 41: Ted's Wires

1. Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger
2. Perfection
3. The Beach Boys surfing into Normandy.

4. DisOrDat
punchbowl: waterfall
plunge: both
horsetail: waterfall
peephole: bra
segmented: waterfall
shelf: bra
fan: waterfall

5. Emeril Lagasse as Circe
6. 19 teeth
7. Correct Answer: a which-er
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a why-er
8. a yellow Fruit of the Loom
9. scutella (ella, ella)
10. The $25,000 PYRAMID

11. JACK ATTACK
Dustin Hoffman: Tootsie
Robin Williams: Mrs. Doubtfire
Marlon Wayans: White Chicks
John Travolta: Hairspray
Johnny Depp: Ed Wood
Jack Lemmon: Some Like it Hot
Nathan Lane: The Birdcage

43. Episode 42: "I'm Not Dead" Coffins for the Living

1. quadrillion
2. they were both remarried

3. DisOrDat
Jif: peanut butter
Skipper: Barbie doll
Skippy: peanut butter
Fluff: Barbie doll
Smuckers: peanut butter
PJ: Barbie doll
Tiff: Barbie doll

4. pouring out ice from His empty cocktail
5. three points
6. My butt's angles are less than 90 degrees.
7. the fox
8. violin, banjo, guitar
9. Agatha
10. Correct Answer: The Broker!!!
10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Undertaker!!!

11. JACK ATTACK
petrol: gas
pants: underwear
lift: elevator
holiday: vacation
banger: sausage
rubber: eraser
crisps: chips

44. Episode 43: The Red Council

1. he'll get squished like clay
2. a colorless vampire
3. They both dropped out of school.

4. DisOrDat
jellyfish: NOT a fish
cuttlefish: NOT a fish
starfish: NOT a fish
crayfish: NOT a fish
sawfish: NOT a fish
Phish: NOT a fish
eel: fish

5. Correct Answer: Shia LaBoeuf
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scarlett Johansson
6. Sound 3
7. 165 degrees Fahrenheit
8. Wile E. Coyote spinning a numbered wheel
9. HMS Snoopy
10. the one from Timecop

11. JACK ATTACK
rock, paper..: scissors
reading, writing...: arithmetic
Huey, Duey...: Louie
stop, drop...: roll
Snap, Crackle...: Pop
Nina, Pinta...: Santa Maria
Earth, Wind...: Fire

45. Episode 44: The Suitcase Suit Warehouse

1. Ghee
2. "Everybody dances now for 8 hours a day!"

3. DisOrDat
Do-Si-Do: Girl Scout cookie
Dasiy Go Round: Girl Scout cookie
Wonder Wheel: Dollywood ride
Lemon Twist: Dollywood ride
Tagalong: Girl Scout cookie
Shooting Star: Dollywood ride
Trefoil: Girl Scout cookie

4. "...OUR SOBRIETY!"
5. a bag of pretzels
6. Early Birdie - she's female
7. Correct Answer: "Go! Go! Go! Take us to your leader: JOHNNY B. GOODE."
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON. There'll be peace never!"
8. Caterpillar
9. The Euphrates River
10. None of the above

11. JACK ATTACK
Motorola motto: Hello, Moto.
Broadway musical: Hello, Dolly!
Sanrio character: Hello Kitty
Seinfeld catchphrase: Hello, Newman.
Beatles song: Hello, Goodbye
Rupert Gee's restaurant: Hello Deli
Spinal Tap's greeting to Chicago: Hello, Cleveland!

46. Episode 45: The Breast Cancer Vet Cosmetic Animal Enhancements

1. "Ref! He's SLASHING me!"
2. PIPperoni pizzas
3. 2001, 1984, 2012
4. The Human Torch lighting candles at a PETA rally

5. DisOrDat
Special Times Just Right: champion dog
A Moment Like This: Kelly Clarkson
Surry Spice Girl: champion dog
Miss Independent: Kelly Clarkson
Whisperwind On A Carousel: champion dog
Since U Been Gone: Kelly Clarkson
Behind These Hazel Eyes: Kelly Carkson

6. Correct Answer: Australia's barrier reef
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Wyoming's teton
7. Euclid
8. Pakistan
9. "The simplest shave is always the right shave!"
10. 3

11. JACK ATTACK
The Big Lewbowski: White Russian
Sideways: Pinot Noir
Anchorman: Scotch
Hot Fuzz: cranberry juice
Bridget Jones' Diary: Chardonnay
James Bond films: vodka martini
Sex and the City: cosmopolitan

47. Episode 46: Mama Leone's Pasta Beauty Parlor

1. "Gloss on VENUS'S lops, a man on VENUS'S hips."
2. "share"

3. DisOrDat
Elias Koteas: Greek actor
Tinea Cruris: skin disease
Nevus Oligemicus: skin disease
Lupus Vulgaris: skin disease
Marina Sirtis: Greek actor
Gouty Panniculitis: skin disease
Nia Vardalos: Greek actor

4. her momma bought her a knock-off diamond ring
5. The gold medal is mostly silver.
6. Superman
7. Sky Diving For Dunnies
8. Prince Prince of the House of Windsor
9. Correct Answer: BABY ANGELS playing near Grauman's Theatre
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: ANGEL HAIR flowing through Rodeo Drive
10. ethane

11. JACK ATTACK
Sex and the City: New York
Entourage: Hollywood
Arrested Development: Orange County
ER: Chicago
Grey's Anatomy: Seattle
The Wire: Baltimore
Reno 911: Reno

48. Episode 47: Lawn Wax

1. Columbia, panty-raiding Cornell
2. Rid LICE-killing shampoo

3. DisOrDat
Lazer Airzooka: Spencer's Gifts
Cluster Bombs: military weapon
The Spencer Repeater: Spencer's Gifts
Hand Held Gaydar: Spencer's Gifts
Grasshopper Cannon: military weapon
Green Laser Kaleidoscope: Spencer's Gifts
Black Light Magic Mushroom Poster: Spencer's Gifts

4. Correct Answer: red herrings
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: pink flamingoes
5. a 16.5-foot Rod Blagojevich
6. Kelly Clarkson voting for governor
7. Jack Bauer playing a game of euchre
8. slippers derivated from a BUNNY
9. the tryptophan in the turkey
10. Yeah, right.

11. JACK ATTACK
pick "this one": this one
pick "me": me
pick "your nose": your nose
pick "don't pick this": don't pick this
pick "anything you want": anything you want
pick "my butt": my butt
pick "nothing": nothing

49. Episode 48: Felt-Up Hand Puppet Lube

1. John Mayer accelerates at 9.8 meters per second squared
2. Narcissus
3. Robert De Niro

4. DisOrDat
World's End: Chronicles of Narnia
Heaven's Gate: cult
The Solar Temple: cult
Lone Islands: Chronicles of Narnia
Urantia: cult
Stable Hill: Chronicles of Narnia
Deep Realm: Chronicles of Narnia

5. Nothing, because he ate my entire brain.
6. "Mmm, tastes like hydrogen!"
7. "She's built like a BRICK house."
8. the Vegan VIRTUE Veggie Soup
9. a carnivorous plant on her ankle
10. Correct Answer: Mr. Mackey
10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Hand

11. JACK ATTACK
Grateful Dead: Dead Heads
Insane Clown Posse: Juggalos
Clay Aiken: Claymates
Phish: Phans
Jimmy Buffet: Parrotheads
Lady Gaga: Little Monsters
The Whites Stripes: Candy Cane Children

50. Episode 49: Herb's Herbs

1. take some Soft 'N Gentle to the Sioux
2. Correct Answer: Million Dollar E-Trade Baby
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Rosemary's E-Trade Baby
3. He'd be wearing brown suspenders.
4. Parliament Hill

5. DisOrDat
moose: singular and plural: same
mouse: singular and plural: different
goose: singular and plural: different
deer: singular and plural: same
sheep: singular and plural: same
bison: singular and plural: same
ox: singular and plural: different

6. 1 through 12
7. Babe Ruth, Dan Marino, Michael Jordan
8. Aperture Falls
9. a Le Tigre TIGER shirt in a JAPANESE Bloomingdale's
10. CAL Q L8

11. JACK ATTACK
rhinoscope: nose
otoscope: ear
laryngoscope: throat
proctoscope: rectum
hysteroscope: uterus
arthroscope: joint
cystoscope: bladder

51. Episode 50: Ultimate Control Remote-Controlled Remotes

1. ghosts
2. The Pope rides a MOTORCYCLE!
3. nouns

4. DisOrDat
Willow Goldfinch: bird
Willow Ptarmigan: bird
Willow Rosenberg: Buffy
Lark Bunting: bird
Cordelia Chase: Buffy
Riley Finn: Buffy
Nene: bird

5. PR
6. D-troit Tigers
7. Correct Answer: Clue
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Click
8. Filiformhead
9. Amazon.cn
10. 425 minutes of your life

11. JACK ATTACK
Jesus: in a manger
Bruce Springsteen: in the USA
John Henry: with a hammer
Steve Martin's "Jerk": a poor black child
Steppenwolf: to be wild
Sam Cooke: by the river
Yankee Doodle Dandy: on the Fourth of July

52. Episode 51: U-PLAN-IT Murder Supplies

1. "Whoa! Call me IRRATIONAL, but this flavor is UNENDING!"
2. Peter Jackson

3. DisOrDat
Baja Blast: Mountain Dew
Creeper: computer virus
LiveWire: Mountain Dew
Sasser: computer virus
Code Red: both
Blaster: computer virus
White Out: Mountain Dew

4. The Mountain Goats
5. 9, District 9, Nine
6. Correct Answer: funkadelic owls
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: funkadelic crows
7. They are both gothic.
8. Alaska
9. "...get down to brass tacks, Your Majesty..."
10. 10

11. JACK ATTACK
dartboard center: bullseye
overnight flight: redeye
1-and-1 dice roll: snake eyes
last Kubrick film: Eyes Wide Shut
Rocky theme: "Eye of the Tiger"
conjunctivitis: pink eye
detective: private eye

53. Episode 52: Bed-Womb Buddies

1. Marco yelling "Polo!" from China
2. Go Fish

3. DisOrDat
Enchirito: Taco Bell
El Monte: southern California
Cerritos: southern California
Chalupa Baja: Taco Bell
Chula Vista: southern California
Encinitas: southern California
Escondido: southern California

4. Correct Answer: 9 1/2 Weeks
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: 9 Months
5. just simulating "cooking a meal"
6. in a pyramid
7. Titanic
8. "I'm gonna CLONE you, Dog!"
9. "Wanna see my U.K.size 9?"
10. Cambodian Wheel of Fortune

11. JACK ATTACK
Lone Ranger: Silver
Lisa Simpson: Princess
Wilbur: Mr. Ed
Gandalf: Shadowfax
Rainbow Bright: Starlight
Gumby: Pokey
Ichabod Crane: Gunpowder

54. Episode 53: Vitamin Holy Water

1. "AAAA, our credit rating is bad!"
2. Correct Answer: Dissolver
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cross-Cutter
3. Yes, he could blush a lot.
4. L is for Littering

5. DisOrDat
weave the ring: square dancing move
jab step: NBA move
hand check: NBA move
stir the bucket: square dancing move
give and go: NBA move
pick and roll: NBA move
partner trade: square dancing move

6. 1,000
7. swerving to Journey's backlog of melodiosity
8. Sound 2
9. National Security, Bad Boys, Big Momma's House, Blue Streak
10. "We sailed from Californiarrrr to South Americarrrr!"

11. JACK ATTACK
carry-on items on U.S. flight: 2
Twitter characters per tweet: 140
legal blood-alcohol content: .08
children per Chinese family: 1
audition age for American Idol: 28
age to be a Boy Scout: 18
Spinal Tap amp volume: 11

55. Episode 54: Loco Louie's Breakable Party Favors

1. One Fathom Under
2. calm and neutral
3. Correct Answer: The PINOCHLE Apprentice
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: The PINATA Apprentice

4. DisOrDat
Mercury Blue: Gap t-shirt color
Blue Haze: Miles Davis album
Blue Period: Miles Davis album
Equinox Blue: Gap t-shirt color
Kind of Blue: Miles Davis album
Dream Blue: Gap t-shirt color
Dark Magus: Miles Davis album

5. The Adventures of Mikey the Meteorite
6. a PB&J at the Pyramids of Giza
7. come party with ke4ha
8. lenon-yellow
9. Sound 1
10. Toto, because he's a dog

11. JACK ATTACK
Pirates of the Caribbean captain: Jack Sparrow
"The Lady with the Lamp": Florence Nightingale
Mrs. Doubtfire: Robin Williams
Gulliver's Travels author: Jonathan Swift
Beyonce's rapper hubby: Jay-Z
Kelsey Grammer character: Frasier Crane
sings "All I Wanna Do": Sheryl Crow

56. Episode 55: Nite-Time Putty

1. eFjord
2. a courteous case of tuberculosis
3. Deal or New Deal

4. DisOrDat
Luca Brasi: The Godfather
Bobby Shaftoe: Mother Goose
Moe Greene: The Godfather
Tom Hagen: The Godfather
Solomon Grundy: Mother Goose
Jack Sprat: Mother Goose
Sonny Corleone: The Godfather

5. Correct Answer: Feeded
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Putty
6. a small intestine bong
7. Anne Rice's
8. "He got famous in South Carolina, but he is modest
9. flugelhorn
10. "Give me a 'D' for DIRECT OBJECT!"

11. JACK ATTACK
lingerie company: Victoria's Secret
presidential bodyguards: Secret Service
Johnny Rivers hit: Secret Agent Man
Sue Monk Kidd bestseller: The Secret Life of Bees
office gift exchange: Secret Santa
Lily's Eyes musical: The Secret Garden
Big Mac juice: secret sauce

57. Episode 56: Gas O' the Sea Dolphin-Fueled Cars

1. Ted Kaczynski
2. homographs
3. Ed McMahon

4. DisOrDat
Chumbawamba: band
Damballa: Voodoo
Dishwalla: band
Nago Shango: Voodoo
Hoobastank: band
Azacca: Voodoo
Buckcherry: band

5. the affineur
6. Monk Idol
7. Correct Answer: 3 BENJAMINS and 10 SAWBUCKS
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: 10 JACKSONS and 3 FINS
8. Big
9. S-or
10. Aquaman

11. JACK ATTACK
Pinocchio: marionette
Gumby: clay figurine
Barney: costumed human
Big Mouth Billy Bass: animatronic model
Lamb Chop: sock puppet
Mrs. Butterworth: animated syrup bottle
Drop Dead Fred: imaginary

58. Episode 57: Chick-of-the-Sea Mermaid Starter Kits

1. a 21-SQUARE-FOOT human skin area rug
2. 5 Billion More Years of Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. Lucy van Pelt

4. DisOrDat
Tom Tom: GPS
Brobee: Yo Gabba Gabba
Garmin: GPS
Trimble: GPS
Plex: Yo Gabba Gabba
Foofa: Yo Gabba Gabba
Muno: Yo Gabba Gabba

5. Correct Answer: a Wonderland picnic with ALICE
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: a hot tub dip with ARIEL
6. a blood-thirsty mosquito
7. Toby Maguire's LATEX SUIT from Spider-Man
8. salad dressing, college football offense, dog TV show
9. "... she CRAPS 11."
10. He was played by Richard Pryor.

11. JACK ATTACK
Madonna Louise Ciccione: Madonna
Reginald Kenneth Dwight: Elton John
Bek David Campbell: Beck
James Todd Smith: LL Cool J
Cherilyn Sarkisian: Cher
Richard Melville Hall: Moby
Paul David Hewson: Bono

59. Episode 58: Jack's Bald Caps & Hairless Knick-Knacks

1. Expurgate-"gate"-gate
2. "Hey VICTOR, nice lab coat!"

3. DisOrDat
Pure: Vegas club
Eve: both
Vanity: Vegas club
Blush: Vegas club
Naked: Garden of Eden
Sweat: Garden of Eden
Rain: Vegas club

4. Correct Answer: Mr. Big
4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Clean
5. the Contralto mob
6. BLUEBERRIES and spray tan
7. Los Angeles Dodgers
8. "Best within 15 MINUTES of purchase"
9. Highly alkaline, motherf*****!
10. pasta reading poetry about death

11. JACK ATTACK
Back to the Future: Delorean
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: phone booth
Hot Tub Time Machine: hot tub
Dr. Who: TARDIS
The Time Traveler's Wife: genetic disorder
Star Trek (2009): black hole
Land of the Lost: space-time vortex

60. Episode 59: L'il Smacky's Candy Contraband

1. thymus tetrazzini

2. DisOrDat
Lee Enfield: Sex and the City
Aidan Shaw: gun
Steyr Scout: Sex and the City
Skipper Johnston: gun
Smith Jerrod: gun
Pancor Jackhammer: Sex and the City
Stanford Blatch: gun

3. Correct Answer: huge Burton ski gloves with SIX FINGERS
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: large FOUR-TOE-wide Candies shoes
4. 293
5. seek aSSylum
6. become a taikonaut
7. Space Jam
8. Hawai'i
9. a little over two and a half Roots members
10. LOL

11. JACK ATTACK
Benjamin Franklin: bifocals
Bono: sunglasses
X-Men's Cyclops: protective visor
pinata beaters: blindfold
Buddy Holly: horn-rimmed glasses
Toy Story 3 viewers: 3-D glasses
The Penguin: monocle

61. Episode 60: Mysterious Boxes, Inc.

1. OLD KING COLE's distinct types of merriment
2. "Woot! We have freedom to VISIT THE OUTSIDE WORLD!"
3. Chekhov, Gorbachev, Kournikova
4. Michael Myers

5. DisOrDat
Shar-Pei: dog
Lao-Tzu: religious figure
St. Bernard: both
Vizsla: dog
Zoroaster: religious figure
Bouvier des Flandres: dog
Xoloitzcuintli: dog

6. "Why did the HINDENBURG crash into the road?"
7. $1,750
8. Correct Answer: Arrakis
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Pandora
9. Unique New York is very unique.
10. the set of Law & Order: SVU

11. JACK ATTACK
Pythagoras: math
Yoda: the Force
Bill Nye: science
Mr. Miyagi: karate
Severus Snape: potions
Peggy Hill: Spanish
Dewey Finn: rock

62. Episode 61: Lube Ratz Gerbil and Rodent Grease

1. "Let he who is without sin cast the first fruit!"
2. "I'm on cirrus cloud nine!"
3. Correct Answer: the head monster from Monsters, Inc.
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: the lead rat from Rataouille

4. DisOrDat
Adriana Lima: model
Belle Gunness: serial killer
Gisele Bundchen: model
Rosemary West: serial killer
Aileen Wuornos: serial killer
Karolina Kurkova: model
Elizabeth Báthory: serial killer

5. Timpani Hero
6. feed each other hot dogs
7. "AU!"
8. Doubt
9. he just copied from the book David Copperfield
10. corn chips with a DIP

11. JACK ATTACK
touchdown: six points
free throw: one point
jumping Donkey Kong barrel: 100 points
darts outer bullseye: 25 points
catching Golden Snitch: 150 points
Scrabble "U" tile: two points
a Yahtzee: 50 points

63. Episode 62: Yell-o?! Pages Audio Telephone Books

1. a 3240 degree Hang Ten
2. Correct Answer: Transmit your answer via your CB radio.
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Call me on my toll-free 1-800 number.
3. 24

4. DisOrDat
Peanut: Jeff Dunham dummy
Gooper: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Big Daddy: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Bubba J: Jeff Dunham dummy
Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham dummy
Brick: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Reverend Tooker: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

5. Outback Steakhouse
6. lend apple fritters to banks in non-emergencies
7. X-Files, X-Games, XFL
8. "And HELLENIC REPUBLIC is the way we are feeling..."
9. Woody Harrelson drinking a Guinness
10. God wearing Japanese GETA on his feet

11. JACK ATTACK
Heath Ledger: Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
John Candy: Wagons East
Brandon Lee: The Crow
James Dean: Giant
Oliver Reed: Gladiator
Chris Farley: Almost Heroes
Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon

64. Episode 63: Safe-T Co.'s Car Darts

1. 63 + Gilbert Gottfried
2. Small Farm Raider
3. Correct Answer: Bango the Buck's ABS
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Benny the Bull's EYE

4. DisOrDat
Rise: Axe scent
Underoath: Christian band
Critical Mass: Christian band
Dark Temptation: Axe scent
Demon Hunter: Christian band
Essence: Axe scent
Fireflight: Christian band

5. male
6. 0 degrees K play
7. the Geek Platoon
8. Kelly MONACO & CHAD Ochocinco
9. Billy Bob Thornton
10. Sweet 'N Low and spice and everything nice

11. JACK ATTACK
Tin Man: heart
The Fugitive killer: arm
Lieutenant Dan: legs
Bazooka Joe: eye
Alfred E. Neuman: tooth
Fantastic Mr. Fox: tail
Peter Pan: shadow

65. Episode 64: High End Leather Toilet Paper

1. "Don't worry, you can see your dog in another life."
2. xylophagous
3. 5-H

4. DisOrDat
Pellets: D-Con rat bait
Patches: Zhu Zhu Pet
Wedge: D-Con rat bait
Chunk: Zhu Zhu Pet
Pouch: D-Con rat bait
Nugget: Zhu Zhu Pet
Num Nums: Zhu Zhu Pet

5. Barq's
6. Correct Answer: 2 Shivan Dragons and 3 Grizzly Bears
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: 2 Hearts of Ramos, 2 Hearts of Bogardan, 1 Heart of Light
7. Gerard Butler waking up in the morning and sleeping at night
8. get a 2400 on the SAT
9. Professor Jonathan Crane
10. Lego

11. JACK ATTACK
Abraham Lincoln: John Wilkes Booth
John Lennon: Mark David Chapman
Hitler: Hitler
John F. Kennedy: Lee Harvey Oswald
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Darth Vader
Julius Caesar: Brutus
Steve Irwin: a stingray

66. Episode 65: Dr. Lenny's Assorted Pills

1. "Photograph (of Monticello)"
2. Sauron
3. Correct Answer: 1 million worshippers seeing Noah airlift animals
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: 100 people viewing Moses with 2 tablet PCs of laws
4. Tuesdays with Norrie

5. DisOrDat
slingback: shoe
stiletto: both
pump: shoe
morningstar: weapon
espadrille: shoe
anelace: weapon
man catcher: weapon

6. ...
7. the singer of "Paper Planes" flying into Miami
8. Show Choir
9. Eternal, Neverending, Infinite
10. plummet off the Eiffel Tower

11. JACK ATTACK
Violet Beauregard: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Lily van der Woodsen: Gossip Girl
Rose Nylund: The Golden Girls
Poppy Pomfry: Harry Potter
Daisy Duke: Dukes of Hazard
Princess Jasmine: Aladdin
Princess Buttercup: The Princess Bride

67. Episode 66: Vance van Van's Van Lot

1. 176 hammers
2. Chicago Fire

3. DisOrDat
Palatino: font
Palomino: horse
Andalusian: horse
Hackney: horse
American Miniature: horse
Verdana: font
Wingdings: font

4. The Terminator
5. 107.9 THE FIST!
6. "Do not talk about the conservation of energy!"
7. "I think you're just PYRITE for me."
8. Correct Answer: Anderson Cooper questioning David Byrne
8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Greta Van Susteren talking with Michael Stipe
9. 2
10. M.C. Drawing Hands

11. JACK ATTACK
Civil War: Confederacy
War of the Worlds: Martians
Rocky: Rocky
2008 Presidential election: John McCain
American Idol Season 1: Justin Guarini
Harlem Globetrotters games: Washington Generals
Aesop's race: the hare

68. Episode 67: The Cloud Registry

1. boil him, then bake him
2. Austrasia
3. Wonder Woman, Stevie Wonder, Wonderbra
4. "Eize-say the ay-day"

5. DisOrDat
Make: magazine
Go: magazine
Stuff: magazine
Tweeze: bathroom activity only
Overspray: magazine
Tuck: bathroom activity only
Parenting: magazine

6. Lil' Anna Throws Herself Under the Little Engine That Could
7. Correct Answer: a classic first-year Toyota Corolla
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a fully restored first-year Dodge Stratus
8. ?
9. Heidi Klum
10. "Coffee Cherry" 7-UP

11. JACK ATTACK
American Idol: Pop Idol
Trading Spaces: Changing Rooms
Junkyard Wars: Scrapheap Challenge
American Gladiators: Gladiators
America's Got Talent: Britain's Got Talent
Dancing with the Stars: Strictly Come Dancing
The Office: The Office

69. Episode 68: Mee-Ow! Inappropriate Cat Accessories

1. he'd vanish three times in a show
2. intestine with a side of TURKISH DELIGHT

3. DisOrDat
"The Cherry Orchard": Chekhov
"The Chinese Restaurant": Seinfeld
"The Maestro": Seinfeld
"The Wedding": Chekhov
"The Contest": Seinfeld
"The Seagull": Chekhov
"The Virgin": Seinfeld

4. Life: America Edition
5. "Tonight, we're going to make so many barrels."
6. C. Montgomery "Fourth Degree" Burns
7. Correct Answer: Mr. Darcy or Current Male Protagonist
7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Heathcliff or Current Vengeful Lover
8. Seventh Heaven
9. the Queens slice
10. the preamble to the U.S. Constitution

11. JACK ATTACK
The Simpsons: Mayor Quimby
McDonaldland: Mayor McCheese
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: Mayor May-who
Family Guy: Mayor Adam West
Back to the Future: Mayor "Goldie" Wilson
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Mayor Wilkins
South Park: Mayor McDaniels

70. Episode 69: Just Hair Hair Superstore

1. light 35 matches

2. DisOrDat
Glacier Freeze: Gatorade
Winter Moon: Dean Koontz
Cool Blue: Gatorade
Cold Fire: Dean Koontz
Riptide Rush: Gatorade
Night Chills: Dean Koontz
Icebound: Dean Koontz

3. Correct Answer: Bill Hader
3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Kristen Wiig
4. a red worm ridiculing Lindsay Lohan
5. Baby Ruths
6. Microwave Radiation Tag
7. CORNflower
8. doodies
9. They were both born with different names.
10. an 80-foreskin leather jacket

11. JACK ATTACK
Darth Vader: Stormtroopers
Wicked Witch: Flying Monkeys
The Shredder: Foot Clan
Rita Repulsa: Putties
Sauron: Orcs
Voldemort: Death Eaters
Davy Jones: Flying Dutchman crew

71. Episode 70: Tootie's Butt Kazoos & Anal Instruments

1. Beaver Woods
2. Fortysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Prison Tycoon: Devil's Island

4. DisOrDat
Jethro Tull: band
Steely Dan: band
Lynyrd Skynyrd: band
Veruca Salt: band
Judas Priest: band
Marcy Playground: band
Gnarls Barkley: band

5. Correct Answer: Where the Wild Burps Are
5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Where the Wild Farts Are
6. Extreme Makeover: Mausoleum Edition
7. "Holy Hamburger, Batman!"
8. Richard III
9. Julia Roberts-Lovett-Moder
10. Quote

11. JACK ATTACK
Santa: "Ho Ho Ho!"
'N Sync: "Bye Bye Bye"
Fozzie Bear: "Wakka Wakka Wakka!"
The Beach Boys: "Fun, Fun, Fun"
Fat Albert: "Hey, hey hey!"
Kyle's Mom on South Park: "What what what?!?"
McCartney & Jackson: "Say Say Say"

72. Episode 71: Grammar Garments & Punctuation Pants Warehouse

1. the Trix Rabbit
2. Captain COOK ISLANDS

3. DisOrDat
Library: both
Conservatory: White House
Map Room: Clue
Game Room: Clue
Study: White House
Ballroom: White House
Lounge: White House

4. He would lose his singing and dancing powers.
5. They hate Cobras.
6. Correct Answer: the vacuum to your blood
6. Wrong Answer of the Day: the attic fan to your colon
7. "And we have PESTILENCE in first!"
8. Jack #000000
9. somewhere in the United States
10. Twilight

11. JACK ATTACK
Man of Steel: Superman
NFL championship: Super Bowl
water gun: Super Soaker
school district head: superintendent
police comedy: Super Troopers
Freudian part of mind: super-ego
Rick James hit: Super Freak

73. Episode 72: The Grim Reaper Depot

1. the two houseflies
2. Correct Answer: DJ Sickle
2. Wrong Answer of the Day: DJ Scythe
3. standing right near field artillery
4. Batman

5. DisOrDat
Red Thunder: energy drink
Overlord: WWII operation
Full Throttle: energy drink
Battleaxe: WWII operation
Torch: WWII operation
Piranha: energy drink
AMP: energy drink

6. "GUNNING 4 ur heart!"
7. Bill & Ted, Marty McFly, Crew from Hot Tub Time Machine
8. Vassar College
9. Beverly Hills
10. Nabisco

11. JACK ATTACK
Calvin: Hobbes
Ed Norton in Fight Club: Tyler Durden
Jackie Paper: Puff the Magic Dragon
Elwood P. Dowd: Harvey the rabbit
Danny Torrence: Tony
Donnie Darko: Frank the rabbit
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dave

74. Episode 73: Cookie Masterson's eBay Store

1. a vanilla-scented Nebraska
2. "Head On - Apply directly to the MANUBRIUM!"
3. "What's the deal with skiing?"

4. DisOrDat
Seeds of Change: organic food
Great Eastern Sun: organic food
Bilderbergers: secret society
Priory of Sion: secret society
Rising Moon: organic food
Living Tree Community: organic food
Skull and Bones: secret society

5. an entomologist
6. "I'm now a svelte 114 lbs.!"
7. Empanadas at Three A.M.
8. 1/4th of a dushel
9. Correct Answer: coffee.jar
9. Wrong Answer of the Day: cookie.jar
10. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." {For BBC users, it's the 3rd answer Cookie reads.}

11. JACK ATTACK
Davey Jones' locker: the sea
"The Tell-Tale Heart": floorboards
Pompeii, Italy: volcanic ash
Old Dan & Little Ann: red fern
flotation device: your airplane seat
Wicked Witch of the East: house
Princess' pea: 20 mattresses

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