"Ancient Codex Universal Translator.

I open up TF2. I found a case that didn't show up last time I played TF2. I think to myself, "♥♥♥♥ it, I'm unboxing!". I think to myself, "Wow, I'm going to regret this like I did nearly 50 times now". To my surprise... I have unboxed my first unusual hat. I unboxed maybe around 50 crates by now. Yay!"