"This is "Dr Pee Pee" or myself, I am the God of Piss, I am with you when you pee, just like Lord Jesus, however i`m not walking with you.. I`m kinda.. well peeing with you. I am God of Piss, and one day.. when I have all of the piss you humans stole, somehow! I will grant 10 lucky humans the opportunity of a life time, you will be able to pee with me, if you want. Life is not fair, like they say, but.. Life is not unfair either. 97% of humans believe what they read."