The Secret to Funny and Annoyed Quotes from Units

Hello, I am Repulsive Bushman. You may or may not know me, but either way, this guide will tell you the secret to hearing most of the "funny" or "annoyed"(Ex: Airborne! Wanna go blow up HQ?) quotes from units in this game. This guide does not neccessarily contain a list of quotes you can hear, but rather HOW you will be able to hear them. I think you should just read it.

Annoyed Quotes

You must click on a unit 7 times for the unit to enter "annoyed time". On the 8th click, you will hear an "annoyed" quote. An annoyed quote is something similar to: "Squad is ready.. to kick your f*cking a**!"(Said by Panzer Grenadiers) This works for both infantry and vehicles. If you don't hear an annoyed quote, then they probably don't exist for that specific unit. This also works if the unit is in battle, as some units have quotes for both. You can also select a unit and constantly right-click to have them move and you may get some more quotes out of them.

Miscellaneous Comments

Now, this one is a bit more tricky. These quotes you usually hear out of battle, and about half of them you hear only under certain circumstances.

One example is the US soldier comments about the British tanks. If you have infantry gathered near your British partner's tanks, you'll have to zoom in a bit(If you don't know, scroll in with mouse wheel and reset the camera by pressing backspace twice) and you can hear them talk about how the Commonwealth tanks make theirs look small.

Another is if you have your own Sniper near some of your other infantry. They will talk about how "Boogeyman" shot a "German Colonel" and the conspiracies surrounding it.

Generic Quotes When Doing Things

These are the quotes you hear from your units when you do you average things with them. If you order your Airborne to attack a vehicle, for instance, they may say "We need a f*cking bazooka for this sh*t! FIRE!" Or, if you upgrade your Grenadiers with a Panzershreck, when the upgrade is complete you can sometimes hear one say "Panzershreck! Time to un-pimp his ride![%22WW2AxisSpeechEnglish.sga]"(Thanks to Anime4000) This also applies to some abilities as well. If you camouflage with the PaK 38, you can sometimes(This is not too uncommon, actually, and shout-out to "Toaster" for reminding me about it) hear the speaker say "Sure, we'll hide this.. giant gun.."

More to Come..(?)

If need be. I'm sure I may or may not have missed something, and I'll add it if/when I remember. I can also add a full list of funny quotes or something sometime in the future if I get enough requests for it.



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Since you're here, why don't you try out my mod? It does extend annoyed time!

[ModerNertum]

When upgrading M4 Sherman (US tank) with the machine gun: "Seargeant, get a MG on the roof of this tin can and time to shread some krauts". Frequency: Always
The US tanks, from my experience do not have any annoyed quotes, only miscellenious and funny ones. I tried this during the 14th camaign mission by spam clicking on the unit and they just went as far as repeating the different variations of reporting for duty standard quotes.
It also seems that most "heavy profanity" quotes come from the Brits (which I am not sure if it is entirely realistic or not but it just makes that particular army stand out).

[ModerNertum]

Generic quotes when doing things (US Riflemen): They said the army was an easy paycheck…damn ***holes (this is actually one of the funnier ones from this specific unit).
Also when ordered to build they can occasionally say: Isn’t what Engineers are for?

[Repulsive Bushman]

Those are for the Opposing Front faction(s)(Specifically those are lines for Panzer Elite vehicles), which introduced weather specific lines. I don't think they added extra lines for the vanilla factions but I know both PE and the Commonwealth have units that reference weather conditions.

[Daddy Napalm]

Actually in line with my previous comment: https://youtu.be/3azxIAWJdh0?feature=shared&t=99 , the singing here around 1:40, anyone have any idea what he is singing and with what context? Something 'in den Arsch' and 'grenadier'?

[Daddy Napalm]

Aren't some also weather specific? There's some great YT compilations; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3azxIAWJdh0

[Hoovy Nukem]

Panzer Grenadier's idle chatter: Have you tried some of Metz's mother's Sourkraut? Its heavenly!

[Aurelian]

"They must've raided the hill schules for you." Pz Grens in early stages of matches

[Veryaka]

Marder III or Wiberwind crew when raining
"Rain.....open top tank..... fking great engineering"

[Tofuboy]

Just heard tonight, first time playing this campaign since 2009: "I am NOT drinking any *** Merlot"

[=T$ECore=JohnnyTeoss◢689◤]

US unit = Damn the promotion i just wanna go home.
Brits unit = Fuck the promotion i'm outa here.