MOONLORD TO MOONSCRUB: DANK MLG EDITION

this guide tells you how to make xXscrubkingmoonlordn00bXx a scrub to all Faze members in the dank sTeAm quickscope legion.

get the mlg dank weapons

now, to start off the mlg-lunar ♥♥♥♥, you must go to the start of it. n00b players are hiding in the dungeon entrance. Dank mlg weapons help you on your quest to wreck scrubs. Find mountain dew, doritos, vampire knives, flairon, anything thats over 9000 mlg on the weed scale

The first scrub: The 'lunatic (scrublord)' cultist may have the ancient powers but you are 1 with the DaNk power of mlg mountaindewdoritos. kill it with a triple quickscope 360 to the head

look at the map. it now shows where they hide their new DaNk weapons. find the solar (full of gingers) pillar and destroy it with mlg sources. make the solar flare. it is the new mlg weapon. kill the rest of the pillars with ease, (except for the minion one, they are not mlg. and moonlord will spawn if you kill ALL of the dank pillars.), making the new DaNk weapons from the essence of mlg, quickscope, 360 and doritos.

alright, get more mtn dew and some new doritos because moon(scrub)lord is coming back for his dank weapons

get ready for sum shrek, big boi. go to chapter 2 to prepare for dank.

prepare for sum shrek to the moonscrub

now, before killing the last dank pillar (it can be any, but the minions one is the best to leave last) make sure these mlg things have been done.

make a dank headquarters in the sky, where the mlg no-scopers fly about. make a dank bed and make it your spawn. get sum booty and grab the nurse (secretly Snoop dawg), and put her in the house. nurse will supply you with DaNk life-giving mtn dew and doritos.

now, get some mlg wooden platforms. these will enable you to fly around and quik-scope the ♥♥♥

now, the key to winning is not just the DaNk nurse. get sum animals. like the unicorn. He is a dank mlg quickscoper in the hallowed. kill some hallowed stuff and get the blessed weed to summon the unicorn. otherwise, kill ice-queen (queen of the dank rudolph) and get the bells of dank Rudolph the Red-eyed snoop Dawg. or go into some spacetime place and get the cosmic car key, and fly around with the dankness of a thousand dead aliens

now, git gud scrub. Snoop dawg reindeer is ready, secret snoop dawg nurse is ready. drink that dew and slam some doritos. get ready.

there is one more optional thing. above the platforms, make a bridge of solid blocks. moonlord enabled the ability to quickscope scrubs with an evil awp-action-bolt-lazer. make the blocks

earn the title of mlg quickscope legend

shrek time. kill all pillars (they are weak compared to your mlg sources) the message pops up. he has seen the new quickscoper rising in the ranks.

drink some mlg potions (or more mtn dew) and eat some (doritos) food. you are ready

he spawns. he has just completed killing 1000 non-mlg players, quickscoped 30 players in one round and 360'd 20. he is the king of mlg, but so are you. run with your dankosauros rex of a vehicle, either way on those platforms. . when he is scrub enough to try and quickscope you with his top eye, hit it with your DaNk mLg solar flare. hit his hands too, for they control his mLg snipers. however, killing these before you have killed his 360 no-scope lazer is not a good idea. get them down to 1000-3000 health. kill these after his eye is dead.

being this quick-scope mLg dank is too powerful for the moonlord to fight, but he can 360 you every now and then. teleport home, to the nurse, drink some of her mtn dew and run back to the moonlord. he does not despawn (for he is too dank to)

if his top eye dies, kill his newly found-to-be ♥♥♥ hands. this spawns some more quickscopers but you can just get more doritos at the nurse

vampire knives do nothing. his mlg DaNk mouth tentacle is capable of hitting you always, and takes away healing abilities. mtn dew is your only hope.

win.

moonscrub is now your ♥♥♥♥♥ to shrek. take his bag of loot and open it. get your new shrek weapon, and bars of the most concentrated mlg DaNk weed dew and make it into new armour to shrek him again.

congratulations, welcome to the dank mlg clan

thank you for reading this guide. it is mlg and dank, and so are you. enjoy your mtn dew and doritos. have fun with the quickscoping.

[Meoman8]

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[rileyNIKO]

wow i was cringy lmao

[Meoman8]

I'd like to make this clear, I made this 5 years ago. New Terraria update soon lads

[James, Acolyte of DENIS]

This guide is more dank than harambe

[rileyNIKO]

MUCH GOOD SUCH GUIDE







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[zekev]

Thanks to this guide I get my first green slime kill Ty so much for the tutmorial materinos

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