How to be a Cat

Righto, so you've purrchased yourself this very cute game. Let's dive into 'how to be a cat'

Cat-tism

Now, you may say 'but Tim, this guide is DUUUUUUUUMB!' I wanted to write on this nice game so hush.

First thing, start off in either OBJ mode or litterbox mode, start by learning the basics!.
This is the Aggressive 'My dinner is WHERE?!' playstyle. DESTROY ALL THE STUFF, SEE THAT TABLE? FLIIIIIP IT! SEE THOSE KIBBLES? EAAAAAAT THEM!

Now a calmer playfit, the 'Assuming The Role' Style. This consists of little to no damage, which to some is bloody boring. But to me, I can finally understand how my cat Bob and Phil are when i'm gone (most likely) they play with the toys i gave them! Fiddle with the tunnel thing, S mat, scratching post until a nice box of po- stuff pops into view. Take it. Well, break it for a shiny powerup!

My third style of play is called the 'Picture Puncher' where you don't wreck anything EXCEPT the pictures of the backer-cats from the kickstarter (and greenlight?) This is quite amusing, as you can take most of the pics with you into your little sleepy-box.

This may be it for now, but have a cookie for your reading!

Damnit Bob, I told you that was for the readers!

[Warfu]

Awesome guide dude!! XD

[catsmire]

bob no!

[󠀡󠀡]

i want to have a life again

[kytonite]

LOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!