Goat Lore

This is the famous story of the GOAT

The GOAT story

Once there was a goat This goat had dreamed of Becoming the most fierce goat ever.He went on a ADVENTURE in to the great town of Goatville (Correct me on that if i get it wrong)Enslaved by humans,humans were evil beasts that would kill goats and eat there guts for fun.But there where friendly humans called VegeTarians who would be nie to goats he attacked the evil humans with a mob of vegetarians and started a war,vegetarians would eventually lose but goats from different places started to notice goats with different abilities some had the power to slow down and freeze time some were spy goats and they all attacked killing the evil humans and the world finally having peace in the world. But a portal came and took goat when goat awoken he found he was in a virtual world with virtual goats and virtual PEOPLE that had big machines!!!! but the goat destroyed them all and having got to level 100 and completeing everything in the world he came back but he saw something coming behind them it was a MECHA GOAT he ready his headbut he had all the perks for it in the virtual world and so did mecha goat every headbut against eachother caused a Nucular bomb blast but on the final blow he got to LEVEL 101 Which unlocked his ultimate move, GOATT BAAA destroying the Mecha Goat and just in time to the portal transported him to his dimension.

Finally For Real all was good in the world and he was happy and so the This goats tale has been told down from the ages and someday when the end will happedn Legends say he will return to save Goatville once more The END.

THE END IS NEAR

Well This is it the end im planning a sequel too a REAL LONG ONE TOO maybe on a certain DLC for goats sim that got realeased ( Wink Wink ) Thanks for veiwing :)

[ᵃˡˡ'ˢ ˢʷᵉˡˡ]

You know what im asking the devs to make this canon.

[Conshot11]

Apologies for the previous comment. I haven't touched this in 3-4 years and the grammer wasn't a concern. I think I'm gonna leave the story here, I'm not gonna comment anymore. It was fun writing it though. Have a good day man. :)

[Butcher Pete]

@CellBosby I wasn't triggered, just confused. I was trying to find a list of all the goats, just to make sure i had them all. Then I found this. I assume you're a grown adult now, but I have seen 10-year-olds who have better grammar than this. And I don't see you getting triggered over what everyone else has said in the comments. I am honestly very confused right now.

[Conshot11]

This was written 3 years ago, The fact you get triggerered by this shitpost meme made in 2015 is laughable. How did you find this anyway?

[Butcher Pete]

Also, terrible grammar. It's like a 10-year-old typed this. None of it is even canon.

[Butcher Pete]

Her name is Pilgor. Look at the wiki.

[Butcher Pete]

The goat is a female, dude...

[bee swarm simulator enjoyer]

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[usabaker]

This is confusing

[SomeRoboDinoKing]

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