HOW TO CONSCRIPT

I LEARN YOU HOW TO MAKE FIGHT FASHIST SVOLOCH

☭INTRODUCTION☭

WELCOME TO WORKERS' AND PEASENTS' RED ARMY OF UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS. I AM HERE TO LEARN YOU HOW FIGHT. YOU ARE BROBABLY HERE BECAUSE FASCIEST IS KILL AND R*PE FAMILY IN KISHINEV AND YOU ARE P*SSY SO RUN AWAY TO MOSCOW BUT SOMEHOW AVOID HITLER ARMY GROUP CENTER IN UKRAINE, I NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW, WELCOME TO RED ARMY, AND MORE IMBORTANTLY, WELCOME TO ☭STДLIЙGЯДD☭!





THIS IS YOU BEFORE READ GUIDE FOR MAKE FIGHT, LIKE RASPUTIN' WH*RE.

☭BAYSICS OF RIFAL MAN☭

YOU ARE NOW CONSCRIPT. YES YES YOU LOOK AT COMRADE IGOR PISTOLET PULEMYOT SHPAGINA 1941 AND MAKE FOAM IN MOUTH, BUT NO!

YOU ARE CONSCRIPT, YOU ARE TAKE VINTOVKA MOSINA TO BATTLE, SHE IS LIKE WIFE OF FATHER OF WIFE OF YOU, BEETCH, BUT STRONK.

RIFLE IS MAKE GOOD ACCURATE, UNLIKE FASCIEST KARABINER YOU ARE HAVE STRONK WEAPON OF GOOD QUALITY THAT FART 7.62×54MMR.

MOSIN NAGANT IS LONGAR THAN FASCIEST RIFLE BUT NOT WORRY, BECAUSE WHEN MAKE BAYONET YOU HAVE LONG D*CK UNLIKE TINY FASCIEST BABY MAN KNIFE, OR LIKE COWARD COMRADE DIMITRI WHO IS USE SAMOZARYADNAYA VINTOVKA TOKAREVA OBRAZETS 1940 GODA WITH RUSTY SHORT KA-BAR. YOU ARE USE RIFLE OF STONK MAN WITH LONG REACH.

MAKE USE OF RIFLE UNTIL MAKE LEVEL 50, IS WHEN GET HONORARY MOSIN NAGANT WITH FINE WOOD FINISH STRAIGHT OUT OF PEOPLE FACTORY.

DO NOT BE LIKE VASILI ZAITSEV AND CAMP IN CORNER OF HOUSE WHERE IGOR MOTHER USED TO LIVE AND PICK OFF FASCIESTS FROM FAR, MAKE COMBAT IN MEDIUM RANGE WITH RIFLE AND LET COMRADE IGOR AND HIS TEAM OF PISTOLET PULEMYOT SHPAGINA 1941 EQUIPPED COMRADES CLEAR OUT BUILDING, THEN RUSH IN AND QUICKLY HELP CAP, USE BAYONET TO FIGHT ENEMY IN CLOSE.

MAKE AND REPEAT UNTIL YOU BECOME MASTER OF AIM WITH RIFLE AND REACH LEVEL 50. YOU NEED BE GOOD BECAUSE SOON YOU PLAY ON FULL MAP AND FIND RIFLE MAN ONLY CLASS AVAILABLE, SO MAKE PRACTICE TO BE CREDIT TO TEAM.

FIX BAYONET AND CHARGE FOR MOTHER LAND! ZA RODINU!



THIS IS IVAN, LOOK HE MAKE LOVE TO MOSIN NAGANT. BE LIKE IVAN AND TREAT MOSIN NAGANT LIKE LADY AND SHE SQUIRT COSMOLINE ALL OVER YOUR PEE PEE.

☭COVER☭

DO NOT DARE, NO TIME FOR COVER. USE COVER AND I PERSONALLY SEND COMMISSAR TO MOTHER YOUR F*CK.










CHARGE, ONWARDS, NI SHAGU NAZAD!

☭ASS AULT MAN☭

YOU ARE ACTUALLY LIVE FOR 24 HOUR IN STALINGRAD, STALIN IS PROUD OF YOUR CONTRIBUTION.

NOW YOU ARE LEVEL 50 MOSING NAGANT WIELDING SLAV NAZI KILLING MACHINE PROMOTED FOR RANK, CONGREJACULATIONS, YOU GET NEW WEPON.

BY NOW, YOU ARE GOOD TRAINED SOLDIER WHO KNOW WHAT DO, LET US SAY YOU BECOME ASSAULT MAN, AND HAVE PISTOLET PULEMYOT SHPAGINA 1941, OR OTHER SH*T GUN MADE IN LENINGRAD.

YOU JOB NOW IS GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH NAZI MAN FOR MAKE WAR LOVE.

WITH PPSH-41 YOU ARE FIRE 900 ROUNDS PER MINUTE, BASICALLY, YOU ARE FART OF GOD (that nation denies ofcoursing) IN BETWEEN HANDS OF YOU.

FORCE COMISSAR OF YOU TO THROW SMOKE GRENADE AT ENEMY POSITION TO BLIND THEM SO MOVE UP WITH TEAM. BE LEARN HOW TO HIPFIRE FOR QUICK REACTION WHEN TURN CORNER IF KNOW ENEMY IS ANTICIPATE YOU. HIPFIRE WITH PPSH-41 IS WHEN HOLD DOWN LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND WIGGLE MOUSE IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF NAZI MAN(S).

WHILE PPSH-41 IS LACK ACCURACY AND 0 RECOIL OF FASCIEST SUBMACHINE GUN, YOU HAVE SUPAR FIRE RATE THAT IF ENEMY IS DOWN BARREL OF YOU AND YOU HAVE CLICK ON TRIGGER, HE IS AUTO DEAD, NO TIME FOR WOUNDED. OF COURSE, UNLESS YOU ARE TRY TO BE VASILI ZAITSEV WITH PPSH-41, YOU MIGHT AS WELL STRAP DILDO AND FHUCK SELF IN ASS.





HERE IS YOU, COOL IN FACE OF NAZI MAUS AND NEVER MAKE RUN AWAY LIKE BEFORE, ALWAYS READY TO FART BOOLET DOWN BARREL OF GUN.

☭COSMOLINE☭

COSMOLINE IS DAILY NUTRITION OF SOVIET SOLDIER FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT.

BREAKFAST: SPREAD COSMOLINE ON TOAST AND EAT WITH KIELBASA AND RED ARMY ISSUE HARD WAFER BISCUITS

LUNCH: NO TIME GO FIGHT

DINNER: FRIED COSMOLINE COATED CAPTURED GERMAN SAUSAGE

DO NOT FORGET TO RUB COSMOLINE ON BACK OF COMRADE BEFORE SLEEP.

CAN ALSO BE USED ON AN*S FOR AVOID CAPTURE R*PE.







LIFE ESSENTIALS

☭MACHINE GUNNER☭

WHILE 2 FASCIEST MACHINEGUN IS BETTAR THAN STRONK SOVIET DEGTYARYOVA. DEGTYARYOVA IS USE MUCH LESS BOOLETS SO NOT EAT THROUGH BOOLET FAST LIKE POOR FASCIEST MACHINEGUN MAN WHO IS SIT CRY FOR FRIEND OF HE TO COME BRING AMMO.

DEGTYARYOVA IS TRUE SUPPORT GUN THAT LAST MANY LONG TIME WITHOUT RUN OUT OF AMMO, AND IS HAVE MUCH BETTER VISIBILITY WITH NO BIG RANGE ADJUSTMENT BLOCK SIDE, AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BOOLET IS LEFT FROM LOOK AT PAN HINGE WHICH IS ROTATE.





Vladislav:''they have very high kill count!''
Artyom:''That is because they are blocking detachment''

☭T-34☭

UNCOMFORTABLE INTERIOR

☭OTHER CLASSES (MARXMAN...etc)☭

NOT AS GOOD AS ASSAULT OR RIFLEMAN TO FIT SOVIET DOCTORINE, YOU ARE SIT BACK AND PROVIDE SUPPORT BY PICK ENEMY ONE BY ONE OR DO FIELD WORK.

MARXMAN IS NOT EXPLAIN BECAUSE BY TIME YOU TRY TAKE HIM, COMRADE FRESH FROM MOSCOW WHO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE SAFETY OFF MOSIN NAGANT IS ALREADY GRAB CLASS AND IS TEAM KILLING EVERYONE FROM ROOF OF HOUSE WHERE IVAN'S MOM USED TO LIVE.

ELITE RIFLEMAN IS GOOD BECAUSE HE CAN OPERATE WITH ASSAULT TEAM AND IF WORK WITH RIFLEMAN AT MEDIUM RANGE IS SUPERIOR AS WEAPON IS GIVE MULTIPLE CHANCE TO SHOOT.

ENGINEER IS CARRY MANY STUFF BUT USE SUBMACHINE GUN OR SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE IF UNLOCK, HE IS OVER LOOKED BUT CAN OPEN PASSAGES BY BLOW UP DOOR (AND GET MANY TEAM KILLS). CAN INTO BLOW UP TANK.

ANTI-TANK IS HARD BECAUSE YOU MUST STUDY ANATOMY OF GERMAN PANZER TO SHOOT AMMO OR CREW AND MAKE EXPLODE, HAVE LITTLE BOOLET, AND MUST FART 14.5x114MM BOOLET IN PRONE.




FOR EXAMPLE COMRADE IVAN CHESNOKOV WAS GOOD ENGINEER FROM IZHESVK MECHANICAL WORKS HE IS NOW DISSAPPEAR.

☭COMMANDER☭

THEY CHOOSE THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FROM THE COMMISSARIAT.

☭CONGRATULATIONS!! you are a failure☭

YOU ARE NOW STRONK MAN READY FOR MAKE FASHISTY SVOLOCH CRY AND GO SUCK ON HITLER'S T*T.





YOU NOW, STRONG MAN, READY FOR MAKE FIGHT AND REFLECT BOOLET.





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BE OF READING COMRADE Name'sAMX ''How to be a crazed Russian squad leader'' GUIDE FOR SQUAD LEADER THAT IS IN-DEPTH.





NEXT STOB, CHECHENYA!




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