"Li'l Brudder
I can make it on my own!
Homestar: (Homestar breaks down crying, falls to his knees) No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR!
That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion!
You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder!
You just keep scrapin' along!
(Homestar is lying on the ground, sobbing hysterically and kicking at the air)
No-ho-hooo... Li'l Brudder...
I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!
I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling...
o-or maybe high finance...
I JUST DON'T KNOW!!
(Homestar is heard sobbing hysterically)
No-ho-hooo... It's like I said... the heart of a champion!


Draft Wheel - Li'l Brudder
Put me in the front lines, sarge! I'm gonna be a four-star general some day!
Homestar: Li'l Brudder! (starts crying) Ohhhh, Li'l Brudder! Why? Why is the world so hard on all the little one-legged creatures? (sobs) Nooooooo! Why did I even put that on the board?"