Cars: Behaviours and Special looks.

A personal analysis of the cars of the game, the looks, their handling and personal opinion of usage. And some information about challenges.

Eagle R - Max Damage

Together with the Hawk R a starter car, Great for all round, that's why they made it starter car.

The Eagle, although balanced focuses a bit more towards the weight side , making it a good choice for the classic carma races that focus on wrecking opponents.

The special skin (Precious Metal) unlocks together with the Hawk Rims at 50 won career events. (Up Your Carma - level 5) The Claw rims unlock after driving 2000 miles. (Mile Muncher, Level 5)

Hawk R - Die Anna

Together with the Eagle R a starter car, Great for all round, that's why they made it starter car.

The Hawk, although balanced focuses a bit more towards the speed side, making it a good choice for the classic carma races that focus on lap racing and early Ped chase, Fox and Hound, and death laps.

The Special skin (Wild Cat) should unlock when completing the Hotwiring Hotstuff challenge. You need to collect 25 different cars. But its broken. So it doesnt.
Skin:

The Plume rims you get with the Eagle skin at 50 won career events.
Rims:

Annhiliator - Vlad

One of the fastest cars available due to the build in, default, always on HotRod mode.

And you pay a hefty price for that speed. The handling sucks. mainly because the front wheels are small and up in the air a lot. Then is de default armour ♥♥♥♥ so you tend to end up wrecked a lot. If you manage to keep your fat finger from pulling the trigger all the way, and avoid other moving things, you might end up with a great car. Just start Slowly, but not too slow.

Try the Flaps!

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The special Spotted ♥♥♥♥ skin unlocks at the completion of a challenge.
Beta broke the description. dunno how yet

The Flammo rims you get with completing Bulging Purse. aka 10.000.000 credits. collected. in total. excludes spending :)

Count Slash - Cutter

Light and fast and sweet slicing action, if you want the split personality challenge won fast. Use this car.

Add some suicidal peds and spinnertron. And you are gonna have a blast!

The special skin (S&M) you get when completing the aforementioned Split personality challenge. Just 50 peds cut in half.

The Killa rims you get when completing the Multislayer challenge. Wreck opponents, online.

Razorbill - Nora Virus

4wheel drive light and fast. and the lack of weight makes it great for the high jumps and ♥♥♥♥ traction. Don't use it on sand. Or grass. Or water. or pavement. or rock. Just, don't.

Skin! This one is called Auto Scum and you need 100(?) death laps completed. Online. with others.

The Sportiv rims unlock at the completion of the Can Die Crush Saga. aka Multiplayer Car Crush. I think 100.

Tashita - Ed 101

Ah Tashita, the Cyborg operated japanese car.

It has a default turbo. like the annihiliator, but a bit less. So faster than the starters, slower than the Annhil. Same goes for handling.

Keeping with the theme gives us a Hidden Dragon as special skin name. To unlock it: pop plenty peds. particulary, pop pen-pousand peds.

The stealth Rims unlock, like the other thing, when completing the Mile Muncher Challenge.

Cleaver - Val Hella

This female dog popped a frackton load of wheels and rims. I like rims! bad person! very bad! you need rims for driving!

But I don't like other people's rims. So if you like making AI go slow and spin out, use this one. Handy with chase games. You see... the AI doesn't repair unless they get wrecked. So don't wreck, just hurt. Or you can use the stinger power up. It's only 2k credits.

The skin goes by the name of Satanic Brite and you need the Taking The Clunge Challenge. Those darn smelling Bushes are hidden all over the place. gl with that.

The KS Skewer rims unlock when you win a lot of multiplayer events. WIN! darn.

Degoryun - Rusk

My early favourite. I like the strength, the speed, the handling, the BttF look.

Like the eagle, but better.

The skin "Murder at minty Henge" should unlock when you collect 85 different P-P-P-P-P-Powerups. It didn't. PS, dont edit the save game, it wont work. If you do edit. Back up.

The Backo rims unlock with the skin. So, it didn't.

:(

Snakey Bostard - Nutkenz

This mothertrucker paid $10k to get this tirepopping snakecar in the game. It too has a default turbo mode. It's not very subtle, but very pretty textures.

Get the Can Die Crush Saga challenge by wrecking a lot of cars online and you get the Spitting Cobra Skin.

The rims go by Prang and require you to buy 85 different powerups from PIS.

Volkswerker - Stig O'Sore

Ah the classic beetle small car driven by a large opponent. If only the windows were tinted. Not even the peds behind me look as bad as this driver. Ptoie! The car itself is fast light and turning is very sensitive. Less Handbrake is better. The small vehicle also has a small turning radius. Learn to ride this bottom heavy car and you can have a great slalom car which can turn corners on a dime.

The skin Completly Buggerd unlocks when you complete the Car Tart challenge, Remember getting all the 25 cars? Yeah, Go drive them now. You've driven all 25 cars and all you get is a lousy skin. I think it's lousy, I havent seen it yet. I mean. Look at that driver. I bet the skin is as ugly. Well, near it. He ugly.

The also very ugly rims then burn in your screen are called Dino and you need to split 50 peds to get it.

The Bear - Ivan the Bostard

These very russian car. Da. Ivan is high in car and sees all. Und ich am not very good when accents. Well, un petite peu. Doesn't matter this car is high and has spinning blades. Very good for split personality. Also tipping over. And losing tires.

When completing the can die Crush Sage you get the Caspian Cowhide skin.

The Korsakov rims unlock in the very extensive rim list when you impale those 50 peds.

Really. You need to impale to get rims for a slicing car? How very counter intuitive.

Tropi-Kill - Twig N. Berries

$10.000 spent on this, and not some tropical island.

He sure regretted it. you can see the regret in the car "Oh poor lil old me, I got pixels and polygons instead of hookers and coke and sand in my bumcrack! I'll compensate and make a pretend car with a tropical theme".

Or something, I dunno. I don't read minds.

Not only does this van pretend to have a baby on board to dissuade you from ramming him. (ha!)
it has turbo. It needs to. other wise they'd need to program you getting out and pushing it up the hill, and failing and rolling down and killing you and ambulances to pick up the pieces and police behavior to inform the next of kin and next of kin emotions are hard to program i heard. So Turbo jets it is.

The Bad Trip unlocks when getting 50 stampede checkpoints online.

The rims called Chroma you get with the Ped Popper Phallenge. aka many, many peds killed. :)

Shredlight - Madame Scarlett

Merry f*cking what ever offends you.

You got a new car! And boy what a darling it is!

I'm in love. Handles like a pro at a gloryhole.

The Special skill Argento Incisione Unlocks when you complete the MultiSlayer challenge.

The rims were unlocked. So it's probably a piss easy one.

Stiffshifter - The Brothers Grimm

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, cars drove fast and death was fun.
Look their faces! So much fun they have. One thing is for sure. They do have an interesting business plan....

This car has a skin named Waking in Hell and you need to go through hell to get it. Well MultiSlayer asks you to kill online, So not really kill, and not really hell. Unless you're driving agains 13yr olds with bad parents. BAD PARENTS!

Them rims, thems names is Spiritus. Highly flammamble stuff with an odd smell, that's ten times better that those 13yr olds. Thank the flying spagetti monster you get both with the same challenge.

The Twister - Screwie Lewie

Lore tells legends of an ancient fued between Lewie and Max. But both lewie and max are a bit scrambled in the tempral lobe or other brain part. Or AI code ( It's just a game, mom!)
Yadda yadda yadda.

Special skin, No idea how I got it. But it's called La La Land and is crazy girly.

For the Pummel Rims you need the Spike Hunt Challenge. Just play and win Fox 'n Hounds. online. Against probably barely and poorly raised 13yr olds.

Caddy Fat Cat - Otis P. Jivefunk

This fly cat rolls in the most solid pimping mobile. Slow in the turn, hard in the crashes and point them pointan sticks on other cats.

Fly the Purple Puss colors once you won many online matches against them underage hood rats.

Them supa solid Jive 28 inch super sweet rims you get when you outplay the playas that try to outplay a playa like yous when trying to win many, many laps in the deathlaps part of the online hood.

Crazor - Roman

Another weirdo willing to pay up. $10.000! Like Ivan we have another crazy russian, but this one has a crazy hot girlfriend. Maybe Ivan has one to, I don't know him very well.
One you'll feel sorry for when she splatters all over your car. But only for a fraction of a second.
Game must go on!

It's russian alright, big and problably over compensating.

But great fun the drive nonetheless.

The skin is called WT actual F. and you get it when you have 50 bodies strung on the pikes of you car. Luckely, not all at once. One at a time is good enough, but less fun...

The Spurs should unlock when you unlock all 25 cars for the hotwiring hotstuff challenge.
SHOULD! They didn't :(

Siamese Dream - The Twins

Fastest car? more like slowest non flying plane. That classic joke the pigs ask when pulling you over. "Can I see you're pilot license?" Is due to these clowns. No longer conjoined twins mean these tarts race the same car from two different seats. Seeing how one is bigger, you can tell who was momma's favourite.

To paint this special ed plane Urban Attack you just need to win a few Fox n Hounds matches. A few Dozen!

The flywheels called Aero MK2 are yours when you manage to drive all 25 cars for the Car Tart challenge.

Towmeister - Psycho Pitbull

Another entrepenuer making sure there is always work to do!

The skin inspired by the worldfamous Sindy 500 is something that will cost money, ♥♥♥♥ you need to spend on 85 powerups thanks to the PIS taker challenge.

And the rims, based on the name surpased only by Stig O'mothertriedtodrownit, "Ugglier" has a broken descriton.

Sure it beta here....

BlitzKrieg - Heinz Fauzt

Das ist der Blitzkrieg. Er ist big und makes ticking sounds. A lot.


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Und der handeling is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You like, need to repair the tires a lot. Other cars have 4 in total so when you lose one, three are left to kinda race. But this one... The thread just craps out and your aus!

Der Fokkerbush skin unlocks with the Spike Hunts Challenge, damn online foxes.

The Panzershreck rims you get when you complete the Can Die Crush saga challenge.

Electric Blue - Stella Stunna

Sweet Stella Stunna.
The ultimate ped car. Great to drive. ♥♥♥♥ to race against. Wanna play ped chase with this one as an opponent?
Better exit and roll again. But driving it?
Oh yeah!

Electric Moon unlocks when you Up your Carma 50 career events and Stampede Oh! unlocks the Isolator Rims.

Lumberer - Halfwit Harry

The tank to get the tank in my book. And experience. Steal worthy as of Chapter 12. This is my fast car with great ramming capabiluity.

Munch 2000 miles to paint you car Artic Anvil

Deck the wheels with the MASH rims by doing something. Description broke. And I already have them....

The Plow - Don Dumpster

A FLICKING plow.

Slow as a number two on sandpaper uphill and strong as girlfriend saying no to sexy times.

The Plow's Gaping Maw has a way of unlocking by winning Multiplayer games.

And the Monstra rims you achieve by being foxy online. And being the foxiest. 100 times. Online.

Subpressor - Chief Biggun

For me, I got this beast with the Lumberer at the magnuchem level in Chapter 14 first race, Pier Pressure. he was there to the left before the bridge.

Use stingers to stop it from moving and then have at it with powerups. Many Power ups. Preferably relevant ones. Not wall climber or Feeling Fragile. But if you are special, you can try.


Need to win a race with wreckums. Park it.

Need carcrushes? Park it.

Do frack all and you still win.
not really.

But it's strong.
Much strong.

No special skins and rims atm though,

C'mon modders!

APC - Cops

Play one of the good guys!

or not.

No one cares, it's a game. That most of us bought because they used nostalgia and skypies.

And gibs, many, many gibs.


You unlock this by playing all the events once. like make sure your career says 4/4 or 3/3 ♥♥♥♥. This car is one of the strongest cars, Use this one if you still haven't unlocked the subpressor.

C.U:N.T - Squad cops

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Unfortunately, this car has no customization options, instead it has...

erm...

Novelty? not a very fast or strong vehicle....

You unlock this by playing all the events once. like make sure your career says 4/4 or 3/3 ♥♥♥♥.

Tez Eagle - Max Damage (Kickstarter exclusive)

The Kickstarter Exclusive DLC Car. Featured as concept in earlier videos' Now featured as "HA! HA! you cant have it you plebian Early Access non backer bum!"
Until, you know, mods fix that part.


But for those few minutes, it actually is exclusive.

So have a video to tie you over until they release it.

[WoW > Life ♿]

Actually, you can buy the TEZ EAGLE skin off gray market shops. Like I did! I bought carma like 3 days ago and walla, I got the TEZ eagle and kickstarter skin for Eagle R. I recommend you to look up a cd-key for the skin on G 2 A

[Smelkus]

Are you going to add Shredlight and Blitzkrieger to this list

[K. Ostwind]

Can't believe I just realized Stella Stunna is basically Lady Gaga. They made a Lady Gaga car.

[Boardgame Heaven (Ray)]

If anyone wants to play online, drop me a msg. Sadly, I don't have a whole lot of time normally, but usually fridaynights are gametime!

[๖ۣۜShadow Wolf]

im want to play online but no ones plays carmageddon

[The Sudden Silent]

i have playable version on that tez_lane eagle and im not KS_B

[Anoniempje]

The 25th car is the Tez Eagle. Achievements for collecting and driving cars should be on the original 24 cars so that everyone can achieve them even if they don't have the Kickstarter Exclusive DLC.

[Billy Van]

what and where is the 25th car???

[Jimothey]

I see. well let's hope so.
I've yet to find 1 online game, so if you ever in need of an extra car, I'll be up for a few matches.

[Anoniempje]

@Jimothey Buggerd, I'm hoping the release next week will fix that all.
And maybe lower the requirements for the online only unlockables. Because damn, winning 100 things is a lot. Doing not so much, like the offline things. But actually winning seems hard.