How to FIST your enemies

This is how you... Play, y'see?...

SHHHHHHHTEP ONE: FISTING IN GENERAL

So you might be thinking, "How do I learn the magical essence of FISTING?" Well, look no further! I shall teach you how to FIST!

First, you must join a server, buy NOTHING (Except for perhaps a frag grenade, if the server allows it) and join the game.

STEAP TAWEO: UTILIZING YOUR MOBILITY

If you're FISTING people, you're supposed to go REALLY, REALLY FAST. Sanic fast. Always be jumping, sliding, dodging, etc. Just keep on the move. If you do that, the only people who'll be able to kill you will be Persuader-users, and people who use the vindicator and headshot aimbot.

If you don't get the drop on your enemy, you're done for. Target specifically stupid players or players that won't see you for whatever reason.

Step trois: Extra stuff

Remember, always choose the perk... Thingy... Bouncer. It'll drastically improve everything about your FISTING.

You might be able to lie on the ground in a corner. If you succeed in tricking someone to walk by you, sneak up behind them and FIST them!

The End

Have fun out there, and keep on fistin'!

[Rat Goon]

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[Whovie]

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