Zombie Survival: Phase-Jumping For Dummies

Welcome,

and so you have manifested the desire to stop getting eaten by zombies right as you are entering your barricade. This is the right place.

I will now introduce you to the glitch wonderful art of phase-jumping through completed barricades, which takes about five to ten words, and I also present a tutorial to bind the action to your favourite keyboard button.

Phase-Jumping

It's quite simple:

if you crouch-jump (can you teach me how to cro- NO) if you crouch-jump and suitzoom at the same time, you will be clipping through the cade while you are jumping. Very useful to pretend you're actually skilled and can juke zombies safely.


Doctor Kleiner's Boomstick Empire is safe for another day.

But I'm Too Lazy, And American

DOCTORS HATE HIM! Phase-Jump Using One Key With This One Simple Trick™

• Open up your console (~ key)
  
  
• Enter these three commands one at a time
  
  
• alias +phasejump "+duck;+jump;+zoom"
  
  
• alias -phasejump "-duck;-jump;-zoom"
  
  
• bind t "+phasejump"
  
  
• Press and hold T while approaching a barricade (or any other key you put after the word "bind" in step 5 and bam, you're on the other side. Enjoy!

Finally you're a professional zs player

I'm Afraid You've Mistaken Me For Someone Who Isn't Lazy

Do we have to do that each time we play Garry's Mod? No, there's a way around that.

• Put the commands in a text file
  
• Save it as pjump.cfg and move it into your C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\<accountname>\ garrysmod\garrysmod\cfg\ folder
  
• Write exec pjump.cfg into your autoexec.cfg and save it.

If I Wasn't So Lazy I'd Punch You In The Stomach

Ok so you are somehow unable to do this. So, here are the files you must put in \GarrysMod\garrysmod\cfg

http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=25634420083612521355
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=58141781778639498502

No, they will not harm your computer. Yes you can overwrite the old ones.

Outro

That's it. Here are a few servers where this works as of January 2015:

• HellsGamers 192.95.44.10:27015
  
  
• Quack Gaming 192.223.27.70:27015
  
  
• NoXiousNet 67.212.184.66:27015

Please have fun and keep experimenting. Sincerely,

Fen Ra

[Regular Guy]

Legend

[Neckk]

alias +phasejump "+duck;+jump;+zoom";alias -phasejump "-duck;-jump;-zoom";bind t "+phasejump"

[Hale 2.0]

omg it is cult cat!!!!

[Cassidy]

pog

[arachnid14]

i think king is

[Shazam]

[FEИRA]

[King Hoe face]

hg is only zs server that is decent now

[arachnid14]

kazombies is ded tho. and kazooie never plays it

[Shazam]

Tons of massive overhauls, tons of zombies/zombie bosses, Tons survivor guns and perks and shit. Enhancers to Enhacne or change any weapon. Legendary weapons droped from zombies. Final zombie bosses.