Answers to the only two actual puzzles in the game.

The only guide you'll need since 90% of the "Game" is just turning on lights.

"Puzzle" One

The first of two "puzzles".

When you get to the lobby of the tree, there is what appears to be a robot sitting behind the desk, a potted plant, and a light switch. Click the leaf of the potted plant to pull it to the side, turn out the lights to distract the clerk, and call down the elevator using the button that was hidden behind the leaf.

"Puzzle" Two

You are now in the elevator. There are six buttons on the elevator pad, and no hint as to which to press. Press the upper right, and middle right buttons to send the elevator up. Then click the ceiling knob to open the elevator safety hatch, and enter the vents. Hooray for you, your little apple squid monster is now free to easily complete the last two to three minutes of the game, if it even takes that long.

[Potentiality12]

There are... FOUR... lights!

[Kickin' Chicken]

Have fun in the woods!

[KingOfMidgard]

I didnt realize it took anyone more than a =round half a minute to figure out that one. Its not difficult enough to be called a puzzle and as such shall be excluded.

TL;DR: If you cant solve the three green lights, you're an idiot who should sell his computer and go live alone in the woods.

[Kickin' Chicken]

You forgot the three green lights.

[KingOfMidgard]

Nah, just assuming you were picking crap with me over our differing opinions. Anyways, let's agree to disagree and be on our merry ways.

[Adventure Square]

And there has to be a bad guy?

[KingOfMidgard]

It's also not a generally becoming habit to defend pretentious crap which bogs down the front page and is generally a negative aspect of the current gaming industry. But I must be the bad guy in this situation, eh?

[Adventure Square]

It's not a generally becoming habit to speak for everyone.

[KingOfMidgard]

What do you mean mar this? The guide shows my negative attitude towards this non-entity of a game, and I reviewed it in a much similar fashion. There is nowhere near enough story or enjoyment to be had for it to be worth any sane human being's time.

[Adventure Square]

Sad you had to mar this with that declaration.