YURI UNCHKVARSKI'S GUIDE TO RESTORING SOVIET RUSSIA

IT IS 1655 AND THERE IS NO GLORIOUS SOVIET UNION. IT IS YOUR JOB TO REMOVE THE TSAR AND RETURN THE RIGHTS OF PRODUCTION BACK INTO THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE.

1. HUMBLE ORIGINS

BEFORE YOUR BIRTH INTO THIS PRE-SOVIET WORLD, FIRST ENSURE THAT CHEATS ARE TURNED OFF IN START UP BROWSER, SO THAT ACHIEVABLES MAY BE EARNED, AS STALIN'S SALUTE TO YOU FOR YOUR FINE WORK, SOVIET PATRIOT.

NOW, FIRST YOU MIGHT ASK, WHY MUST YURI MAKE GUIDE FOR SOVIET SUCCESS? IT IS INEVETABLE, YOU SAY, AS LENIN'S WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AND THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION WILL BE IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE EVENTUALLY.
THIS IS TRUE.
BUT THEN, YOU ASK AGAIN, WHY DOES YURI MAKES GUIDE TO EASE THE HAPPENING? WHILE YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD WILL FALL UNDER RIGHTFUL PROTECTION OF THE SOVIET UNION, THE PLIGHT OF THE WORKERS WAS WHAT BROUGHT ABOUT THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! TO EASE THEIR BURDEN MIGHT SLOW THE PROCESS!
DIMITRI, YOU OF THINK TOO MUCH.
YURI HAS CREATED THIS GUIDE BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT OF THE TRUTH, FED LIES BY CAPITALISTS. SO, TO PROVIDE A DIRECTION, I CREATE THIS GUIDE. TO BE DIRECTIONLESS IS TO BE LOST, AND TO BE LOST IS TO NOT BE WORKING, WHICH IS PUNISHIBLE BY DEATH.
SO THIS GUIDE HAS BEEN MADE TO HELP THOSE NOT BE LOST.












AS THE WORLD BEGINS, YOU ARE BUT COMMON RUSSIAN MAN/WOMAN.
IN TSARIST WORLD, THIS IS BAD. THE NOBLES EXPLOIT THE PEOPLE, THE NATIONS WAGE POINTLESS WARS THAT NEVER GO ANYWHERE BESIDE A SINGLE CITY WHICH IS QUICKLY ABANDONED, AND THE KING JUST KEEPS ON GIVING LANDS TO HIMSELF.













SO, GLORIOUS RUSSIAN MAN/WOMAN, IT IS UP TO YOU TO UNITE THE SOVIET PEOPLES UNDER THE SINGLE BANNER. BUT HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
FIRST, YOU ARE IN A TOWN OF SLUTSK, OR "HARLOT-WHO-DOES-IT-FOR-FREE" SK, WHERE YOU ARE BESET BY BANDITS, AND THEN ARE AIDED BY GUY WHO IS THEN IRRELEVANT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE AS A RUSSIAN.
NOW, IT IS TIME TO GO OUT AND MAKE RUBLES. GET MEN TO FOLLOW YOU BY EITHER BUYING THEM AT VILLAGES (BUT ONLY SO MANY PEASANTS CAN FOLLOW YOU AT ONE TIME), OR AT THE MERCENARY POSTS. THESE MERCENARIES ARE EXPENSIVE, BUT ARE YOUR ONLY MAJOR ALTERNATIVE UNTIL YOU PROGRESS IN THE WORLD. THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS AGAINST THE BANDITS AND RAIDERS THAT ROAM THE WORLD AND SEEK YOUR BLOOD.

























IF A GROUP HAS A WINGED HUSSAR, DO NOT CHALLENGE THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. YOUR BEST BET IS TO TAKE ON SMALL FRY WITHOUT MUCH CAVALRY, OR AT EQUAL TO OR LESS NUMBERS.
THIS IS NOT THE MODERN ERA WITH KALISHNIKOV, SO IT IS NOT ALL GOOD TO JUST HAVE RIFLES. BALANCE YOUR MERCENARY GROUPS WITH INFANTRY, GUNS, AND CAVALRY FOR MAXIMUM EFECTIVENESS. IF RUBLES ARE SCARCE, FORGO HORSES, AS THEY ARE EXPENSIVE AND SHOULD BE USED TO PLOW THE PEOPLE'S FIELDS BECAUSE WINTER IS COMING AND WE DO NOT WANT A SHORTAGE LIKE THE PAST 10 YEARS.






FOR YURI'S BATTLE ADVICE, THE BEST TACTIC IS TO LINE YOUR MEN WITH THE 0 (SELECT ALL RUSSIAN PATRIOTS) AND F1->F2 (FOLLOW ME, COMRADES), SO YOUR MEN ARE ARRAYED BEHIND YOU. FIND THE HIGHEST HILL AND POINT YOURSELF TOWARDS ENEMY SO YOUR RIFLEMEN CAN FIRE. THEN F1->F1 TO MAKE YOUR MEN STAND STILL, AND MOVE BEHIND THEM, SO THEY FORM A IRON CURTAIN AGAINST ENEMY ATTACKS.
AS YOU ARE WEAK IN THE BEGINNING, USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SHOOT AT PEOPLE, AND, WHEN THE ENEMY GETS CLOSE, ORDER A CHARGE WITH F1->F3, AND TRY NOT TO GET KILLED.
IT IS INEVETABLE, HOWEVER, THAT YOU WILL BE KILLED. MANY TIMES. A FAIR NUMBER OF TIMES. SUCH IS LIFE IN RUSSIA.
BUT DO NOT DISPAIR, COMRADE: LENIN WATCHES FROM ABOVE, AND WILL SEE YOU TO GREATNESS. CONTINUE TO TRY (OR SAVESCUM IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING HARDCORE, CASUAL) AND YOUR EFFORTS WILL BE REWARDED.
BUT NOW IT IS OF THE EARNING OF RUBLES AND RUSSIAN REPUTATION.










DO WHATEVER YOU SEE FIT, DOING QUESTS FOR VILLAGES, ASSISTING TRADERS ACROSS THE MAP, SENDING YOUR OWN TRADE MISSIONS, OR ASSISTING RUSSIAN ARMIES AGAINST THEIR FOES. IF THERE ARE STRONG RUSSIAN FORCES ATTACKING A PARTICULAR NATION, RAID AND BURN THE VILLAGES OF THE VILE KINGDOM, AS THEY GIVE LOTS OF LOOT, AND SEVERAL COMMODITIES THAT CAN BE SOLD FOR A HIGH GOVERNMENT-REGULATED FAIR PRICE. IF YOU WANT ACHIEVABLES, YOU CAN GET THE VELVET FROM VILLAGES FOR YOUR HOARDING PLEASURES.
DO THIS MANY TIMES, FIGHTING TURKS, UKRANINANS, POLES, AND SWEDES, UNTIL RUSSIA LIKES YOU A LOT. THE PATHWAY TO SUCCESS IS PAVED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO OPPOSE RUSSIA AND THE SOVIET PEOPLES.
WHEN YOU ARE COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO WOULD RESIST THE TIDE OF SOVIET PROGRESS, TALK TO THE KING AND SOME OF THE LORDS WHO LIKE YOU, AND ONE OF THEM WILL OFFER YOU A JOB AS MERCENARY.























YOU WILL FIGHT FOR RUSSIA.

2. REMOVING TSARIST FORCES

NOW YOU ARE A SERVANT OF RUSSIA, BUT, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THERE ARE NO SERVANTS, ONLY FREE MEN. IT IS YOUR MISSION TO REMOVE THE TSAR FROM MOSCOW AND RETURN THE POWER WHERE IT SHOULD BE: THE PEOPLE!
BUT, AS A TSARIST SOCIETY, THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH A COMMON MAN CAN DO--THAT IS WHY WE MUST OUTSMART AND TRICK THE TSARS, LIKE THE FOOLS THEY ARE, UNTIL WE ACHIEVE GLORIOUS VICTORY.

OFFICIAL GUIDE TO QUESTLINE HERE: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/False_Dmitriy
BUT HERE IS YURI'S WORDS, NOT CAPITALISTIC COUNTRY'S WEB PAGE.

1. FIND A LORD OF TSARDOM (CHIEF NAUM VASILIEV), AND ASK TO WIN FAME AND HONOUR FOR THE GLORIOUS RUSSIAN PEOPLES OF THE WORLD. HE WILL TELL YOU TO BURN DOWN THE POLES, WHICH IS GOOD. RETURN TO HIM, AND HE'LL TELL YOU TO GO TO TRAKAI FOR A MAN NAMED GERASIM.
2. THE ELDER OF TRAKAI IS CAPITALIST AND SEEKS PROFIT IN EXCHANGE FOR GERASIM. HE WANTS HOLY RELIC IN VILNA TO SELL AND RICHEN HIS POCKETS, BUT WE MUST WORK WITH HIM IF WE WANT TO OVERTHROW THE TSAR.
3. THE PEOPLE OF VILNA TELL YOU THE RELIC IS IN RIGA. SNEAK IN AND TRY TO OBTAIN RELIC, OR FAIL (YURI IS NOT A PERFECT MAN). RETURN TO TRAKAI, AND THE ELDER WILL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO.
4. AT VILLAGE, GERASIM IS THERE AND FRIENDLY. HOWEVER, BANDITS ATTACK BECAUSE CAPITALISM DOES NOT EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH, LEAVING THEM POOR.
5. BECAUSE OF BANDITS, THEREFORE CAPITALISM, GERASIM DIES, BUT TELLS YOU TO GO TO NOVGOROD.
6. THE LORD OF NOVGOROD WILL SEE YOU RECOGNIZED BY THE KING, SO YOU MUST DELIVER THE SWEDENS A GIRL, WHO TELLS ♥♥♥♥♥ LIES ABOUT HER BIRTH. GIVE HER TO CARL GUSTAFF OR SWEDEN WILL HATE YOU, AND, AT THIS POINT, YOU DO NOT THE HATRED OF SWEDEN.
7. CARL (OR THE GIRL'S "FATHER") WILL GIVE YOU A LETTER TO GIVE TO THE TSAR, TO MAKE YOU A VASSAL. BEFORE CONTINUING, ARM YOURSELF (MELEE, SHIELD, RIFLE, AMMO), GATHER YOUR BEST ARMOR, AND PREPARE FOR THE WORST.
THE TSAR IS A HATEFUL MAN AND THROWS YOU IN JAIL, AS HE DESIRES ALL LAND TO HIMSELF AND NO MORE VASSALS. FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF THE JAIL OR FACE GAME OVER (THERE'S A SAVE BEFORE JAIL).
8. BREAKING OUT, THE TSAR WANTS YOUR HEAD. HOWEVER, FIND A FRIENDLY LORD, WHO'LL TELL YOU OF CLAIMANT STEPAN RAZIN. FIND HIM BY SEARCHING TAVERNS AND ASKING TRAVELLERS.
9. STEPAN TELLS YOU TO PRETEND TO BE TSAR, SO RUSSIA WILL FOLLOW YOU. TO DO SO, FIND NIKITA ODOYEVSKY TO BUILD SUPPORT.
10. NIKITA'S DAUGHTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY TARTARS. GO TO KAFA TO FIND WHERE SHE IS, AND TRY TO GET GIRL FROM WHERE SHE IS. THIS FIGHT IS LIKE TSAR PRISON, AND YOU FACE SEVERAL TURKS IN OPEN ROOM BY YOURSELF: SHIELD AND SWORD ARE NECESSARY.
11. WITH NIKITA'S DAUGHTER BACK IN MOTHERLAND, THE REVOLUTION WILL RISE. YOU ARE GIVEN A LETTER TO PROVE YOUR (FALSE) CONNECTION TO TSAR. FIND ALL RUSSIAN LORDS AND ENGAGE THEM, AND SHOW THEM THE LETTER TO GATHER A RUSSIAN ARMY TO YOUR SIDE. OVERTHROW THE TSAR.
12. LATER, PEOPLE WILL ASK ABOUT WHO THE TSAR IS NOW, BECAUSE THEY ARE STUCK IN TSARIST MINDSET, WHICH WILL BE ELIMINATED ONCE YOU CONQUER WORLD.
THIS IS WHERE YURI'S GAME GOT WEIRD, SO YOUR EXPERIENCE MIGHT VARY.
YURI CLAIMED TO BE TSAR, AND STEPAN WAS MAD, SO YURI MADE HIM THE MARSHAL OF RUSSIA. THEN STEPAN KINDA DISSAPPEARED (NO IDEA), AND SO YURI JUST TOOK MOSCOW FROM HIM.
13. BUT, ANYWAYS, YOU CAN SAY EITHER YOU OR STEPAN ARE TSAR. IF STEPAN IS TSAR, A VOTE WILL LATER GO OUT TO ELECT NEW TSAR, AND, IF RUSSIA LIKES YOU, YOU ARE NEW TSAR. STEPAN WILL BE MAD AND REBEL WITH ALL LORDS THAT DISLIKE YOU, BUT THEN YOU CONTROL RUSSIA, SO YOU PUT HIM DOWN LIKE DOG.
14. NOW YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE WORLD FOR RUSSIA TO INSTITUE THE COMMUNIST REGIME.

3. BLESSINGS OF LENIN

NOW THAT YOU HAVE REMOVED THE TSAR, AND HAVE TAKEN HIS PLACE, IT IS NOW TIME TO ENACT THE WILL OF LENIN, AND BRING ABOUT GLORIOUS REVOLUTION FOR RUSSIAN PEOPLES.
WITH HIS GLORIOUS BLESSING, HE HAS GRANTED HIS HOLY POWERS UNTO YOU, NOBLE REVOLUTIONAIRY. YOU SHALL BECOME ALL-POWERFUL, WEALTHY, AND INVINCIBLE. IT IS LENIN'S WILL, AND STALIN'S GRACE!

FIRST, GO TO CHARACTER (I HAVE ALREADY BEEN BLESSED WITH THE NOBLE POWERS, USE ME AS AN INSPIRATION, COMRADES) AND CLICK ON THE STATISTICS OF YOUR BEING IN LOWER LIBERAL SIDE











AND EXPORT CHARACTER, LIKE SOCIALISM AND KALISHNIKOV IS ALL OVER THE WORLD











GO INTO THE DOCUMENTS OF YOUR COMPUTER











SELECT THE CHARACTER











AND CHOSE YOURSELF WITH LENIN'S FAVORATE TEXT EDITOR













AND NOW WE'VE OUR GLORIOUS RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONAIRY


NOW CHANGE YOUR STATS TO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
HIGH STRENGTH TO HIT LIKE BEAR. HIGH INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE ARE SMARTEST ON EARTH. HIGH CHARISMA TO ENSURE THE WORDS OF LENIN CAN BE SPREAD.
BUT DO NOT MAX YOUR AGILITY: 999 SPEED CAN MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HORSE, YES, BUT TO FIGHT IN CITY AS HORSE IS DIFFICULT, AND THAT IS WORK FOR TARTARS, NOT RUSSIAN MEN.
MAX ALL OTHER STATS BECAUSE THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE ARE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHICH IS WHY THEY DEFEATED GERMANY IN WW2 SINGLE HANDEDLY.
CANNOT CHANGE ITEMS IN INVENTORY, NOR RELATIONS WITH FELLOW RUSSIAN MEN, NOR MEN AND WOMEN WHO FOLLOW YOU, BUT YOU CAN CHANGE MONEY.
MAXIMIZE THE RUBLES, AS THIS IS STILL FEUDAL SOCIETY THAT USES USELESS MATERIAL AS TENDER INSTEAD OF GOVERNMENT DISTRIBUTED PAYMENTS IN FORMS OF FOOD, CLOTHING, SHELTER, AND PROTECTION.




EXAMPLE: I UPDATED MONEY TO HAVE 1917, THE YEAR OF GLORIOUS REVOLUTION






AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, MAKE SURE TO SAVE THE FILE
NOW RETURN TO YOUR GAME, AND BACK TO THE SCREEN WHERE I NEVER TOLD YOU TO LEAVE AND IMPORT











AND CHANGES IS MADE

4. THE ENEMIES OF PEOPLE

WITH THE BOONS UPON YOU, IT IS TIME TO TURN YOUR BLADES AND GRENADES UPON THE VILE MONARCHISTS WHO OPPRESS THE PEASANTS OF RUSSIA.

YURI WILL TELL YOU OF THE VILE FOES WHO ASSAIL THE GLORIOUS RUSSIA, AND HOW THEY SHALL FALL BEFORE YOU.
SWEDEN:









SWEDEN IS TO DIE WITH CAROLUS REX AGAINST THE MIGHTY FORCES OF RUSSIA IN SEVERAL YEARS, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN END THEIR TERROR EVEN SOONER. ALONG THE BALTIC TO THE WEST, SWEDEN IS FLOODED WITH KEBAB, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AND SCOTTSMEN, AND THEY HOLD ONTO LEGACY WHICH NO LONGER EXISTS. IS GOAL OF RIGHTEOUS RUSSIAN PEOPLE TO FREE THE SEFS FROM OPPRESSION.
THEY ARE WELL ARMORED AND WELL ARMED, BUT THE BLESSINGS OF STALIN CAN BREAK THE DEFENSES OF ANY LESSER MAN. LISTEN TO THEM "yarrr" AS YOU CUT THEM DOWN.

POLISH COMMONWEALTH:







THEY ARE WORTHY FOES, BUT THE POLISH AND LITHUANIANS ARE FOOLS TO STAND BEFORE RUSSIA, LIKE WHEAT BEFORE THE SCYTHE, LIKE CAPITALISTS BEFORE THE SOVIETS. THEY STAND IN THE WEST OF THE MAP, FAR FROM RUSSIA, SO THEY WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE LAST YOU FIGHT.
THEY HOLD WITHIN THEIR ARMIES THE NOBLE WINGED HUSSAR, WHO IS YOUR WORST FOE, AND BEST FRIEND. IF EVER THE OPPORTUNITY TO RESCUE THE HUSSAR, TAKE HIM UNDER YOUR OWN WING. ALTHOUGH THEY ARE NOT RUSSIANS, THEY FIGHT AS WELL AS ANY TRUE SON OF STALIN. OTHERWISE, THEIR MEN FALL LIKE WHAT BEFORE THE SICKLE OF THE SOVIET FARM WORKERS.

COSSACK HETMANATE:









BORN FROM A TURK AND RUSSIAN, THE COSSACKS LOVE HORSES AND FIGHTING AS BOTH OF THEIR ANCESTORS, BUT THEIR KEBAB BLOOD MAKES THEM WEAK. THEY DECLARE INDEPENDENCE IN THEIR BRASHNESS, AND MUST BE BROUGHT UNDER PROPER RUSSIAN HEEL.
THEY ARE HORSEMEN AND LIKE TO RIDE AROUND A LOT. SHOW THEM THEIR FOOLISHNESS BY KNOCKING THEIR WEAK BEASTS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THEM, AND THEN, WITHOUT OPTION, THEY SHALL FALL TO THEIR DEATH.
THIS IS A FULL ON WAR FOR THE TERRITORY OF UKRAINE: DO NOT LET ANY INTERNATIONAL POWER PREVENT YOU FROM TAKING RIGHTFUL RUSSIAN CLAY. DO NOT HOLD BACK AND ATTACK WITH ALL FORCE.

CRIMEAN KHANATE:



















THE TARTAR AND TURK HAVE A FOOTHOLD IN THE SOUTH, BUT, ECHOING HEROIC COMRADE PUTIN, TAKE BACK RUSSIAN CLAY.THEY ABANDON THEIR GOAT WIVES FOR 72 HORSES, BUT THAT DOES NOT SAVE THEM FROM SOVIET WILL.
THE TURK HAS SHIELDS TO BLOCK YOUR ATTACKS--COWARDS! REMOVE KEBAB FROM THEIR MOUNTS AND CLAIM BLACK SEA FOR SOVIET PEOPLES!
IF YOU ARE OF NOT SATISFIED BY REMOVAL OF THE TURKS, YOU MUST REMEMBER THAT COMRADE NATALIA POKLONSKAYA IS AWAITING YOUR RESCUE, COMRADE. FREE HER FROM THEIR WRETCHED HAREM PITS AND SHE WILL BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOUR SERVICE.

5. THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION

WITH RUSSIA FREE, YOU MUST TAKE ON THE FOES WHO STAND AGAINST LENIN'S WILL.
ARM YOURSELF. WITH ALL YOUR RUBLES, SPOIL YOURSELF WITH THE BEST WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT STALIN ALLOWS.
AS LENIN'S STRENGTH FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS, YOUR STRIKES WILL ALWAYS KILL, WHETHER YOU ARE ARMED WITH A BLADE, OR USING YOUR FISTS.
EXAMPLE: YURI'S STALINFAUST FLOAT LIKE KIROV, STING LIKE ARMAGEDDON

















ALTHOUGH YOU ARE ALLMIGHTY AND ALLPOWERFUL, YOUR MORTAL SHELL CAN BE BROKEN, LIKE ALL SOVIET SONS AND DAUGHTERS, ARMOR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR. YOUR RUBLES SHALL GO TO PURCHASE GLORIOUS ARMOR OF STEEL CRAFTED WITHIN THE BEST FOUNDARIES OF RUSSIA, OR THE MIGHTY PLATES OF THE POLISH HUSSAR, WHICH ARE ALMOST AS GOOD.


AND WITH THAT, IT IS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT GRENADES. AS THEY ARE NORMALLY TOO EXPENSIVE DUE TO THE CAPITALIST PRICING EFFORTS, YOUR RICHES ENSURE THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ENSURE A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF GRENADES UPON YOUR PERSON, AS LONG AS THE MARKET PRODUCES THEM.
GRENADES ARE EXPLOSIVES WITH A ONE-TIME USE, UNLIKE ARROWS AND BULLETS, AS GRENADES EXPLODE UPON USE, AND, THUS, CANNOT BE RECOVERED LIKE ARROWS AND BULLETS. THEY ARE BEST TO USE IN SIEGES, WHERE ENEMIES ARE CLUSTERED TOGETHER LIKE CAPITALIST PIGS IN THEIR PENS, AS THEY HAVE A WIDE AREA OF ATTACK.
IF YOU HAVE INCREASED YOUR GRENADE SKILLS, THE TYPE YOU BUY DOES NOT MATTER, SO AS LONG AS YOU HAVE GRENADES.

WITHIN YOUR CITIES, GATHER YOUR MEN: YOUR CHARISMA AND RUBLES ALLOW YOU MANY SOLDIERS TO FIGHT YOUR WARS, BUT 500-600 IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO DEFEAT YOUR FOES.
IT DOES NOT MATTER OF WHICH RANK THEY STAND FROM, POSAD OR NEW ORDER, CAVALRY OR FOOT--EACH RUSSIAN SOLDIER IS AN ARMY OF THEIR OWN RIGHT. GATHER YOUR MEN AND HIRE MERCENARIES.
BUY FOOD. A LOT OF FOOD. TO CAMPAIGN REQUIRES STRONG BELLIES, AND YOU HAVE MANY STOMACHES TO FEED. WITH THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE, IT IS EASY TO COME ABOUT MANY FOODS TO SUPPLY YOUR MEN.











BUT I MEAN SERIOUSLY, COMRADE











A LOT.

6. THE MARCH TO THE UNIFICATION OF ALL PEOPLE

THE CAMPAIGN:

















WITH YOUR ASSEMBLED FORCES, LOOK ABOUT THE FOES OF RUSSIA, AND REMOVE THEM FROM THE WORLD STAGE. AS YOUR ARMIES OFTEN VASTLY OUTNUMBER YOUR ENEMIES, THEY WILL OFTEN FLEE WITH ALL THEIR WILL, LEAVING YOUR BEHIND WITHOUT A BATTLE. BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, COMRADE. TAKE THIS MOMENT TO CHARGE THE ENEMIES AT THEIR CITIES, FROM WHERE THEY CAN SUPPLY AND STRENGTHEN.

THERE ARE NO OPTIONS FOR SIEGE BUT TO BLOW THE WALLS. GLORIOUS SOVIET SIEGE ENGINEERS HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF DESTROYING WALLS, AND IT IS THE WISEST TACTIC TO USE THEM. ALTHOUGH IT MAY TAKE SEVERAL HOURS, IT IS MORE EFFICIENT THAN TAKING THE LADDERS, PUTTING MANY SOVIET LIVES IN PERIL.
IF A WALL SAYS IT IS UNBREAKABLE, SOVIET ENGINEERS WILL PUT A STOP TO THAT. GIVE THEM MORE TIME TO LOOK AT THE STRUCTURE, AND THEY WILL FIND A WAY TO BRING IT DOWN TO WHAT WILL SOON BE RUSSIAN EARTH.












TO TAKE THE CITY, SIMPLY CHARGE IN, TARGET THE MASSES WITH GRENADES, AND BEAT THE ENEMY UNTIL NONE ARE LEFT STANDING. YOUR HIGH MEDICAL SKILLS WILL SEE THE SURVIVAL OF YOUR MEN, AND THEY SERVE TO DISTRACT THE ENEMY WHILE YOU STRIKE AT THEIR REAR. ENJOY THE CARNAGE AS YOU STEP FROM THE BATTLE COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR FOES.











WHEN THE BATTLE IS OVER, HOWEVER, THERE IS STILL WORK TO BE DONE.
YOU GET THE FIRST LOOK AT THE PRISONS, IE, CAPITALISTIC GULAGS, AND DECIDE THE FATE OF THE INMATES. NORMALLY, RESCUE ALL RUSSIAN SOLDIERS, AND LEAVE THE REST TO ROT, FOR THEY ARE NOT RUSSIAN.
IF YOU INTEND TO TAKE THE TERRITORY, SAVE ALL MEN FROM THE PRISONS SO THAT THEY CAN SERVE ON YOUR WALLS, GREATFUL FOR RUSSIAN FORGIVENESS.
THEN TERRITORY MUST BE DISTRIBUTED AMONGST THE PEOPLE, BUT, DESPITE LENIN'S BEST EFFORTS, YOU MUST SEIZE CONTROL OVER THE CITY, OR DISTRIBUTE IT AMONGST YOUR FELLOW SOVIET REVOLUTIONAIRIES, WHO WILL ALLOW THE PEOPLE TO DO WITH IT AS THEY WISH.
THEY ARE, HOWEVER, A FICKLE PEOPLE, ALL LUSTING FOR PRECIOUS SOVIET LANDS TO BE UNDER THEIR MANAGEMENT. DESPITE HOWEVER YOU DIVIDE UP THE LAND, OTHERS WILL BE ANGRY WITH YOU.

BUT THIS IS FINE. AS LONG AS OPINION >-100, THEY WILL NOT LEAVE RUSSIA. DIVIDE UP THE LAND AS YOU SEE FIT, TREAT YOURSELF TO A CITY ONCE IN A WHILE, AND LEAVE THE REST TO YOUR FELLOW SOVIETS.
WHILE IT WOULD BE MORE EFFICIENT TO TAKE ALL THE LAND FOR YOURSELF TO DISTRIBUTE AMONGST THE PEOPLE, YOUR ENEMIES ARE NUMEROUS, AND YOU CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. THEREFORE, IT IS NECESSARY TO ALLOW YOUR FELLOW SOVIETS TO BE GIVEN LAND.















AFTER YOUR DECISION, TAKE THIS MOMENT TO VISIT THE MARKETPLACE. BUY MORE FOOD (YOU REALLY NEED MORE FOOD, COMRADE), AND RESTOCK YOUR GRENADES. THEN, IT IS ONTO THE NEXT TOWN.
REPEAT UNTIL RUSSIA IS ONLY ONE LEFT IN WORLD, AND SOVIET POWER REIGNS SUPREME.












WITH ALL PROPER RUSSIAN TERRITORY UNDER YOUR EYES (AND, THEREFORE, UNDER LENIN AND STALIN'S), YOU SHALL BEGIN TO INITIATE SOVIET REFORMS AND RETURN THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION INTO THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE.













THE WRITING SAYS ALL IS BAD, BUT THIS GAME WAS CREATED BY UKRANIAN CAPITALISTS WHO ONLY SEEK TO SPREAD LIES. COMMUNISM WILL LEAD THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD INTO THE GREATEST FUTURE KNOWN TO MANKIND. URA, TOVARISCH, URA!!!

[Ben Delver]

can u make this for mount & blade warband and bannerlord too

[⛧Best Cat✙]

Glory for Ukraine, they fuck out your commies cope in ending

[Cataphractal]

based

[МР П90 ПУШКА]

My eyes are finally filled with tears of joy again, communism and Nash russkiy stil´ restored! Slava mama Rossiya!!

[TreadOn77]

Smash Judeo-Bolshevik commie scum!!!! There is a foreign adversary already within the borders of all westernkind, and promoting white erasure within european borders.

[fodules]

10/10

[Notation Overload]

This is absolutely hilarious, you've made my day. I am laughing hysterically as I read every paragraph, amazing! slava rossia!

[💀phonknyashka💀]

Мда я офигел

[Perun]

Slava to the great CCCP!!!!!! Privet tovarish!!!!!

[simpel]

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