How to 40-0 Quickscope Five Nights at Freddy's 2 [WIP]

Xx_FREDDY_FaZeBEAR_xX AND HIS M8S ARE BACK! THIS GUIDE CAN HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO QUICKSCOPE THEM BACK INTO RETIREMENT!

INTRODUCTION: ADVICE FROM OUR BASED M8S, FaZe!

" CONGRATULATIONS!!! [/b]
YOU are now a member of the MLG FREDDY FaZeCLAN’S PIZZA family, one of the most highranking clans in hardcore gaming! As an officially employed quickscoper, it is your responsibility to stand guard over the clan during the round to ensure nobody gets quickscoped - or camped!

Below is a list of MLG championships you will be expected to rek each round of your employment. Make sure to check carefully; refusal to quickscope all campers will result in IMMEDIATE EXILE.

Xx_FR3DDY_FaZeBEAR_ELITE_xX and m8s run on an extremely sophisticated leaderboard system which requires regular noscoping to maintain high rank. Each round the enemy team is set to “Beast Mode” in order to exercise their aim and ensure FR3DDY’s team finishes each round with 40-0 during match hours.

It is your responsibility to check for campers and ensure your team’s safety and proper placement during the round. Remember these key strategies, and SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY. Any signs of not blazing it every 420 will be noted in your leaderboard profile and may be used as grounds for IMMEDIATE EXILE.

• DO NOT leave your sniper nest AT ANY TIME. Roaming the map without a mic is STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
  DO NOT attempt to noobtube or nade unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.
  
• You are allowed a small can of Mountain Dew each round which you are expected to NOT give to OpTic scrubs. Additionally, refusal to comply with the MLG-mandated rules will result in IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION.
  DO NOT attempt to 1v1 with Xx_FR3DDY_FaZeBEAR_ELITE_xXs and his m8s post-game. It is ESSENTIAL that the high-ranks are not allowed to 1V1, QUICKSCOPE or 420 BLAZE scrubs during “Beast mode"!
  
• DO NOT set your perks to Ghost in order to stay off the enemy’s radar.
  
• DO NOT leave uR_FoXy_GrAnDpA’s Swamp unchecked for campers for the majority of the match.
  
• DO NOT let Xx_FR3DDY_FaZeBEAR_ELITE_xX disappear from your scope - EVER!
  
• DO quickscope every cheeky ♥♥♥♥ in sight! Your job - And the piles of dank kush blazed by casuals everywhere - depend on it!"
  THOUGH THIS IS OUTDATED, M8. YOU SHOULD READ THIS! IT MAY COME IN HANDY L8R!

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Because of the main writer of the previous guide, Mr.541 is suffering from terrible writer's block, Observer has taken responsibility of writing the next few sections of this guide. This guide will update after he has made his edits. Dank you, and have a Merry Doritosmas

[Salmon Jones The Magnificent]

10/10 meme guide, would meme again!

Well meme'd, friend! Le upboats to you good sire! *tips fedora*

;^) Simply Ebin.

[ApparitioN]

i think you enter -devmode in the launch options

[funny monkey]

Your Kermit gif is hilarious XD

[HOOTLE]

thx i've had problems with Xx_FR3DDY_FaZeBEAR_ELITE_xX and his m8s for a while now

[Sans]

twix bonnie,this is for a thing called entertainment,you should look it up

[snägärimylly mies]

But the thing is, it's pretty hard to not see. For the commentating part, i guess you're right, but i hope the meme will die faster if i do commentate i guess.

[Neosun]

Too bad, people out there still like it.
There's a saying for this, too. "If you don't like it, don't view and commentate about it."

[snägärimylly mies]

Please, just let this meme go already. It isn't funny anymore, if it ever was in the first place.

[Neosun]

m8s. dear christ. I'm not the one who's doing the writing, our new (well, old) m8 is doing shit elsewhere. patience pls.

[Gi-Hun <3]

the fuq is this guide for?