MATE Everything Guide (COMPLETE)

Ask and you shall receive! This guide will include walkthroughs to Romance all 102 characters in date everything! No more googling 102 characters. No more scrubbing through youtube videos. Just click who you need! This guide will earn you the MATE everything trophy!

Quick Introduction

MATE Everything Guide

This guide will SPOIL most of the game. Most of the characters are already written, however there are some that I will need some time to complete.

There are multiple ways to get LOVE endings with the characters. This guide will include the way(s) that I personally found are the best.

I'm going to show you how to make everyone LOVE YOU THE MOST! So not necessarily the fastest way, but imo the most rewarding narratively.

But as a bonus for you LOVELY people...It'll also earn you the coveted "Five Matches" achievement.

To make 5 matches check out:

• "Abel and Dasha"
  
• "Celia and Florence"
  
• "Washford and Drysdale"
  
• "Doug"
  
• "Tina"

* = My personal opinions.

** = Notes


**I recommend going for this achievement on a new save file, and DON'T reload too much. See Reggie for details.






Day 1 of Guide creation 8/16: Let's rock this!

45/102 are already written, which is a great start. Tune back in. I'll try to update the guide daily until it's complete like I did with my RELATE everything guide.

I'll also be tweaking some of the already written characters to include more romantic leaning choices if needed.

Day 2 Update 8/17 2:37 AM: Insomnia is keeping me up. Lucky break for you all.

62/102

40 to go. Expect me to continue to mow through this. Luckily, I did a ton of research during my RELATE everything creation. Most of the real work is already done.

Day 3:
75/102 and lots of grammar, spelling, and formatting fixes.

Day 4:
81/102 written. Plus I decided to help you all out with 5 matches achievement as well. :)

Day 5: Under 10 to go.

Day 6: Steam finally decided to co-operate with me on format so I fixed most of the formatting issues today. Should be nearing completion today, but not done...

Day 7: Finished all the behind the scenes stuff I needed to do. The guide will be complete tomorrow. Thank you for your patience!

Day 8: That's a wrap as promised. Thank you all for your patience and do feel free to keep pointing out any errors or ask any questions in the comments and I'll do my best to address them like I have been. :)

Abel and Dasha

Abel and Dasha

I'm actually going to show you how to get the best ending with these two. The thruple route.

Start with Dasha.

Dasha interaction 1:

• "You have a lot of muscles."
  
• "Wow, you're really perceptive."
  
• "I'm a bit inexperienced..."
  
• "All right! Let's begin!"
  
• "You ARE the one who makes my heart flutter."
  
• "Yipes!"
  
• "Would you mind...?"
  
• "I call you right away."

Abel Interaction 1:

• "Nice to meet you." OR "I'm ...?"
  
• "I'm just..." OR "Do you...?"
  
• "You the old fashioned type?"
  
• "Me neither."
  
• "Will do."

Talk to Kopi and then return to Abel.

Abel Interaction 2:

• "Is something bothering you?"
  
• "So...?"

Talk to Jacques then return to Abel.

Dasha Interaction 2:

• "The thought of going on a date with you..."
  
• “The bowling alley.”
  
• “I nod…”
  
• “Our initials.” OR "Cute nicknames..."
  
• “I high five you”
  
• Either option.

Abel Interaction 3:

• "I did! And he told me..."
  
• "Right, Dasha. Nice lady." (Ah yes, plant the seed.)
  
• "I think you're more interesting..."

Dasha Interaction 3:

• "Does he get a lot of suitors?"
  
• "Why, though?"
  
• "You really know him well, don't you?"
  
• "He's not bad looking either." (Seed planted.)

Abel Interaction 4:

• "You seem peppy today."
  
• "It's so nice that she gets you."

Dasha Interaction 4:

• “Yes. Practice…”
  
• “A restaurant.”
  
• “Hell yeah…”
  
• “I ask…”
  
• “…Arm wrestling…”
  
• “Winner.”
  
• Either option.

Dasha Interaction 5:

• "Yeah, 'practice dates..."
  
• "A strip club."
  
• "...Wings."
  
• "I lean in..."
  
• "I lean in..."

In order to have Abel catch feelings for you as well, you need to get him to let his guard down first. There are several locations to do this.

Abel Interaction 5 (Bedside):

• "Just little old me."
  
• "It sure is."
  
• "Are you okay?"

Abel Interaction 6 (Bedside):

• "What happened to you?"
  
• "It can't be easy..."
  
• "Ben-hwa should apologize."
  
• "Well that wasn't very polite..."
  
• "Let me help you."
  
• "I'll take it from here, Tyrell."
  
• "Of course."
  
• "Yeah, let's not..."
  
• "I'm really glad."

Dasha Interaction 6:

• "Hey Dasha..."
  
• "I walk you to your door."
  
• "I give you a kiss..."
  
• "We should practice, right?"
  
• "I ask you if..."
  
• "Now its your turn..."

Pausing on Dasha for a bit.

Abel Interaction 7 (Hallway):

• "Abel needs our help..."
  
• "Happy to help."
  
• "And you make me feel like sleepy cat that found a sunbeam."

Abel Interaction 8 (Dining Room):

• Either option.
  
• Either option.

Abel Interaction 9 (Dining Room):

• "You alright?" OR "Hey there, Abel."
  
• "Explains why it smells like a brewery..."
  
• "Here, let me help you."
  
• Any option.
  
• "I hope you don't mind..."
  
• " 'Fix me, Tony!' ."
  
• "What's so wrong...?"
  
• "Don't let him get to you."
  
• "Happy to help."

You can now return to Dasha.

Dasha Interaction 7:

• "Well, what about Abel?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I feel for you too, Dasha."

Dasha is in LOVE with you.

Abel Interaction 10 (Any location):

• Demand Abel ask out Dasha!
  
• “Because…”
  
• “Are you really…?”

Dasha Interaction 8:

• "What's going on?"
  
• "Awww."
  
• "That's amazing! I love you too!"
  
• "What does this mean for us, Dasha?"

Dasha LOVES you and Abel. Abel LOVES you and Dasha. You love Dasha and Abel. You're a Thruple now.

+1 For the 5 matches achievement.

Airyn

Airyn

Upon even more investigation, depending on when you speak to Airyn, you may get her ending conversation (4th interaction) immediately.

Interaction 1:

• Either option.

Interaction 2:

• "Damn, that's cool."

Interaction 3:
It can be really easy to accidentally get a HATE ending with Airyn if you don’t understand what she is looking for.

Airyn is counting the number of times you select the option “…” while talking to the other dateables.


Through out events with other characters, you will be given the ellipsis (…) as an option to respond to when they ask for feedback.

• Ex: Character- The sky is green right?
  
• Yes
  
• No
  
• "..." <- Select this option during any conversation with anyone to get points with Airyn.

Interaction 4:
Once you gain enough points (by selecting "..." 10x) with Airyn she will tell you she is happy when you speak to her again.

Choose “…” over and over when you "speak" to her, and you'll earn Airyn's LOVE <3

Amir

Amir

Amir is a reflecion of you. You need to LOVE yourself to LOVE Amir.

Interaction 1:

• "Who, me?"
  
• "Like this?"
  
• "I mean..."
  
• "Yeah. I guess you're right!"
  
• "Are you for reals?"
  
• "Maybe I have doubts...!"
  
• "I look tired."
  
• "Huh, well when you put it like that..."
  
• "I guess? ..."

Interaction 2:

• "Yeah, for breakfast."
  
• "How long has that been there?!"
  
• "Oh, you mean...?"

Interaction 3:

• "All right, shoot."
  
• "How did you know?!"
  
• "Oh right, sorry."
  
• "Oh..."
  
• "I wasn't trying to insult you!"

Interaction 4:

• "Are you ok?"
  
• "Oh, that's actually really tough..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sounds good."

Interaction 5:

• "I'm getting a feeling..."
  
• "You seem really unhappy..."
  
• "I'm here if you..."
  
• "That's awful! Here..."

Interaction 6:

• Either option.
  
• "See, I knew it..."
  
• "I'm just not feeling...?"
  
• "What's that supposed to mean?"
  
• "A while."
  
• "I guess you've got a point."
  
• "Alright. I'll try."
  
• "I feel like..."
  
• "Like...I'm not so bad to look at."

Interaction 7:

• Either option.
  
• "Cute, but I'm not convinced."
  
• "Sorry. I'm just bad at accepting compliments."
  
• "It's hard to practice...!"
  
• "Hell no..."
  
• (** Fun fact/musing: I'm noticing that there are lots of options through out the game that have your character confident in their dancing abilities...)
  
• "Yeah. I guess I could try that."
  
• "You make it sound so easy."
  
• "Relationships..."
  
• "I'm just as much yours as you are mine."

Amir reflects back the LOVE you give. <3

There are a few more interactions with Amir after you have met Johnny. They aren't necessary for the trophy but you can learn more about Amir if you want to :)

Arma

Arma

Arma is a content aware character. Her story can be skipped and "LOVE" can be chosen immediately via Skylar.

If you're not skipping:

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "Could you maybe turn that off?"
  
• "You know what..."
  
• "Hi there Arma! Nice to meet you."
  
• "Thought I heard a noise..."
  
• "Wow! A real life hero. I admire that."
  
• "You've seen it?"
  
• "I completely understand. I won't push you."

Interaction 2:

• "Thought I heard somethin'..."
  
• "I just left something in the microwave..."
  
• "ARMA! DUDE!"
  
• "Just thought I might stop by..."
  
• "Like a hint of...?"
  
• "THE PAIN...!"
  
• "MY EARS...!"
  
• "Can we chat...?"
  
• "You're pushing so hard..."
  
• "Go ahead. You're safe with me."
  
• "Something bad happened, didn't it?"
  
• "Oh, Arma..."
  
• "...I'm so sorry."
  
• Either option.
  
• "It sounds to me..."
  
• "Witnessing a traumatic event can be just as damaging..."
  
• "Make healing yourself a priority..."
  
• "I would. I care about you."
  
• "Sounds like you ought to rest right now."

Interaction 3:

• "Hi Arma..."
  
• "Has is made you feel...?"
  
• "That's great!"
  
• "Everything alright?"
  
• "..."
  
• "Arma! You're alarm!"
  
• "A fire?! Where is it coming from...?"
  
• "We did it! The fire is out!"
  
• "Arma! You're an absolute hero...!"
  
• "So, now that I'm a deputy firefighter..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "From what?"

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• "Relaxing sounds nice!"
  
• "Tube of ice cream?"
  
• "Or?"
  
• "There's such a thing as balance, Arma..."

DON'T TALK TO ARMA ANYMORE UNTIL YOU CAN PASS A [70 SMARTS] CHECK
Interaction 5:

• "Yeah, balance was needed. I could tell."
  
• "Here ya go!"
  
• "Are you SMOKING?"
  
• "STAY. AWAY FROM ME."
  
• "Arma, you need to get away from these guys."
  
• "They're gonna kill you!"
  
• "You know better than this!"
  
• [70 SMARTS]

Interaction 6:

• "Anytime, Arma!"
  
• "Brilliant!"
  
• "Great idea, Arma!"
  
• "What about Maggie?"
  
• "We wanna know..."
  
• "No! Between who?!"
  
• "Who else was involved?"
  
• "Eddie?! It was you?!"
  
• "I'll say! Almost burned the house down!"
  
• "Nice work, Maggie!"
  
• "Now maybe we can celebrate together..."

There's a fire in your pants now. <3

Artt

Artt

Artt appreciation time. Talk about all the pieces and hang them all up.

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "What aren't you?"
  
• "Hell yes!"
  
• "I'd love to! Sounds like fun."

Interaction 2:

• "Absolutely!"
  
• "Grand adventure and romance...!"
  
• "I just think..."
  
• Hang the painting where ever you like.

Interaction 3:

• "I definitely have opinions."
  
• "I see true enlightenment."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Absolutely."
  
• Hang the painting where ever you like.

Interaction 4:

• "For sure we shall."
  
• "Cozy..."
  
• "Nothing? ..."
  
• "I'd love to!"
  
• Hang the painting where ever you like.

Interaction 5:

• "You go for it, Artt...!"
  
• "Oh for sure..."
  
• "Firstly, I feel like I know this guy."
  
• "Whoa..."
  
• "I agree with you."
  
• "Totally."
  
• "Variety is the spice of life!"
  
• "Oh my god, really? Yes! Finally!"

Together you're artwork.

Barry

Barry Styles

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "Sure, let's do it."
  
• "Oh lemme think..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "So...?"
  
• "What's you're favorite lipstick color?"
  
• "Rather impressive."
  
• "Pink", "Red", OR "A different color."
  
• "...Confident", "...Sexy.", OR "...Unique."
  
• "It's really fine..."'
  
• "That's okay...!" OR "No biggie."

Interaction 2:

• Either option.
  
• "You really do have a lot going on...?"
  
• "I wouldn't say..."
  
• "Barry it's okay..."
  
• "That sounds..." OR "It sounds like you're..."
  
• "So you hyperfixate...?"
  
• "Maybe for some..."
  
• "Hmm..."
  
• "This might sound obvious, but..."
  
• "I'm delighted to have helped."

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "Sounds great...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sure thing!"
  
• "There are certain brands I love..."
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "I agree."
  
• "I can relate."
  
• "I need a clarification..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:

• "I do. Though..."
  
• [POISE 25] or "I thought the plan...?"
  
• "Oh. Yeah, I can see..."
  
• "Okay, let's focus on the positives..."
  
• "That's good!"
  
• "If you're struggling to do something..."
  
• "I care about you..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 5:

• "Go on..." OR "..."
  
• "If it helps..."
  
• "I hear you..."
  
• "Yes. Yes it is..."
  
  Interaction 6:
  
• "Not bad at all!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Yeah, I think I get that."
  
• "Uh, the bird? ..." OR "Love love love them."
  
• "I'm glad. I'm really happy for you."
  
• "I'm... quite interested in you."
  
• "Oh, all sorts of things I suppose."

Cue the love ending Darling!~

Bathsheba

Bathsheba

Picky Queen, this is the only way I've found.

Interaction 1:

• "Pizza?"
  
• "I own this house."
  
• "You sure are comfortable..."
  
• "Can't you...?"
  
• "I'd love to..."

Interaction 2:

• "What are you...?"
  
• "This looks fun."
  
• "Yeah..!"
  
• "If I was as fab..."
  
• "EWWW"
  
• "You should probably..."
  
• "You don't even need it."

Interaction 3 (**Easiest to mess up here IMO. A lot of the given options appear to convey the same meaning but will interpreted differently so....)

• "I love that..."
  
• "Rebbie?" (There will be an extra option here if you already have an ending with Rebel)
  
• "Do you guys...?"
  
• "But I don't even..." (There will be an extra option if you already have an ending with Rebel)
  
• "I know some things..."
  
• "I'm just gonna..."

Interaction 4:

• "Wow empathy..."
  
• "I'm going to..."
  
• "She IS pretty..."
  
• "Duh..."
  
• "You tell them to..."
  
• "We learned..."

Interaction 5 (The secret choice of love or friendship):

• "Could you...?"
  
• "I can't understand..."
  
• "You don't..."
  
• "You can't control..."
  
• "You're the most beautiful tub I've ever seen."

Interaction 6:

• "You seem...happier"
  
• "Am I really only a friend to you?"
  
• "I'd LOVE to."
  
• Either option.

Bathsheba will show you the luxuries of her LOVE <3

Beau and Jacque

Beau & Jacques

You can make Beau and Jacques fall in LOVE with you at the same time. Not with each other though.

Start with Jacques.

Jacques Interaction 1:

• "Make fun of who?" OR "Startin' off well I see."
  
• "Brobdingnagian?"
  
• "Woeful."
  
• "Cool, you have enemies?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'm falling in love..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "That was kinda poetic."
  
• "But you look beautiful to me..."
  
• "You don't like...?"
  
• "What yardarm...?"
  
• "Absolutely I am...!"
  
• "I laugh in the face of your chia seed cannon."
  
• "I do not know this strange word...!"
  
• "...with a kiss."

Jacques Interaction 2:

• "What can I say..."
  
• "Oh just hoping we can fight/flirt..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Ah. And kissing?"
  
• "You delicious little hate nugget..."
  
• "I'm really hoping..."
  
• "Oh god...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Anything you say, nugget!

Jacques won't DATE you unless you can bring him an adventure first. Luckily, Beau has a grand adventure to take you on, you just have to convince her to bring Jacques along too.

Beau Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Did you just say wink...?"
  
• "Onward! What's the quest? I'm in."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Well, I don't think..."
  
• "What is this quest exactly?"

Beau Interaction 2:

• "Look..."
  
• "Damn..."
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.

Head to Jacques for Beau's Quest!

• Either option.
  
• "No, no lemme guess. We sneak."
  
• "Oh my god...!"
  
• "Lead on! ...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Gotta admit..."
  
• "Fair point..."
  
• "Huh..."
  
• "We'd better stop him..."
  
• "The sword Beau!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Oh, Beau...?"
  
• "Follow you where?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "That was an old..."
  
• "Yeah..."
  
• "You two are agreeing...!"
  
• "Ha! Of course! Love it!"
  
• "It seems..."

Head to Beau for Jacques Quest!

• "Who is Isolde?"
  
• "Is she as pretty as you?"
  
• "Thank you..."
  
• "I am! Where is Jacques, though?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'm glad you're here, Gaia."
  
• "Sure..."

You can skip to the end of the quest with Gaia's help if you want to.*

If you want to continue the quest:

• "Same!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "It's an army...!"
  
• "If we can't go around them..."
  
• "If only we had some sort of magical weapon!"
  
• "That's beautiful."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "It's gotta be you, Beau...!"
  
• "Let her win."
  
• "Fighting makes her real...!"
  
• "Holy crap, we did it."
  
• "*You resume here: "What can I do for you, Rongomaiwhenwua?"
  
• "You got it."

Rongomaiwhenwua is now unlocked to date.

Jacques Interaction 3:

• "You can go anywhere you want?"
  
• "They're dirty." OR "They're terrifying."
  
• "Are you kidding? I came here to claim the heart of a pirate."
  
• "Oh please..."

Capt. Jacques Pierrot is in LOVE with you for bringing him on the best adventure ever!

Beau Interaction 3:

• "Are you kidding? I feel amped!"
  
• "Beau...I think I have a crush on you."
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.

Beau can't wait to go on more adventures with you. That means she LOVES you.

Ben-Hwa

Ben-Hwa

Ben-Hwa is skippable due to NSFW subjects. You can skip their story with Skylar and choose LOVE.

For those not skipping:

Interaction 1:

• "Who could forget you?"
  
• "Oh...you're..."
  
• "Weren't you a gag gift..."
  
• "Maybe we could just cuddle..."

Interaction 2:

• "S-x isn't really a good way..."
  
• "Hotel balcony."
  
• "My lips..."
  
• "That sounds surprisingly chaste."
  
• "Anything both of us enjoy doing."
  
• "A s-x toy so advanced..."
  
• "A worldwide tidal wave of what?"
  
• "What if we just talked all night instead?"

Interaction 3:

• "Do I want to know?"
  
• "Oh my god yes."
  
• "This is gonna be so fun."
  
• "Got it."
  
• "I'll go first."
  
• "Okay..."
  
• "Eek!"
  
• "Bring it on."
  
• "Cream me, baby."
  
• "Can it be your turn now?"
  
• "....join me."

Interaction 4:

• "Did I miss an anniversary?"
  
• "Sorry, Ben-hwa."
  
• "How could I...?"
  
• "You'rer not a joke to me, Ben-hwa."

Interaction 5:

• "Of course I want to see you again."
  
• "I've never seen you as anything but that."
  
• "I never want this to stop."

It's LOVE <3

Betty

Betty

Betty is a content aware character. You can skip here if you need to. Just choose LOVE.

Otherwise away we go.

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "I was uh...well..."
  
• "I was up for a promotion..."
  
• "It was pretty good..."
  
• "You don't have good dreams?"
  
• "I am."
  
• "Can't wait."

Interaction 2:

• "No but my heart was racing."
  
• "Go on."
  
• "No one in their right mind..."
  
• "That's really too bad."
  
• "What's the problem exactly?"
  
• "Can't wait."

Interaction 3:

• "Are you two...?"
  
• "Dating."
  
• "It sounded like..."
  
• "I was hoping..."
  
• "Shouldn't I know...?"
  
• "Tell me what's keep you up at night."
  
• "Why not just confess...?"

Interaction 4:

• "Were you trying to have nightmare?"
  
• "Oh I love the sound of that."
  
• "Oh wait I do kinda get it."
  
• "Is she in love with someone too?"
  
• "We can do that..."
  
• "I knew it."
  
• "Whaaaaat?"
  
• "I never slept so well before you."
  
• "Alright."

Interaction 7:

• "It was hard..."
  
• "Yes."
  
• "I'm head over heels for you."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Maybe we...?"
  
• "...Kitchen."
  
• "To that blabbermouth..."
  
• "Let's do it."

Dream of LOOOOOOVE~

Beverly

Bev

Bev has additional interactions after you get a positive ending with her. They aren't necessary for the trophy.


Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Uhh, well...?"
  
• "I thought buying the minibar..."
  
• "Mocktail." (Choose to be alcohol free during Beverely's story.)
  
• Any option.
  
• "Really good!! Where'd you...?"
  
• "Sure!"

Interaction 2:

• "Mocktail."
  
• Any option.
  
• Down your drink.
  
• "I guess so!"
  
• Either option.

Interaction 3:

• "Mocktail."
  
• Any option
  
• "Ah! Thanks, Bev!"
  
• "How about a signature drink?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I gotta tell Curt and Rod about that one!"
  
• "You find the ones who do."
  
• "Sure! I mean, I do."

Interaction 4:
Bev will mention Phoenicia may be able to help better advertise the Tipsy Tumbler.

• "Yeah!"
  
• "Mocktail"
  
• Any option.

Talk to Phoenicia, then return to Bev.

Interaction 5:

• "You got this, Bev."
  
• "It's delicious."

Interaction 6:

• "Mocktail."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Actually..."
  
• "Well...okay!"
  
• "Just a mocktail please."
  
• "Yes, actually. Sorry."
  
• " I have a complicated history..."

Interaction 7:
If you don't talk to Bev in the morning (First slot of the day.), you will be able to correct her on what time of day it is. If not it does not change the outcome!

• "Aren't we more than buddies?"

Madame Proprietress LOVES you.

Bobby

Bobby Pinn

Bobby won't stay in one location through out their story. Ergo, you'll need to find Bobby before you can progress their story.

Laundry Room Closet:

• Any option.
  
• "You some kind of...?"
  
• "You got bent up?"
  
• "Good for you, honestly."
  
• "What about the second rule...?"
  
• "I'll play along."

Laundry Room:

• Any option.
  
• "What opportunities exactly?"
  
• "What if they don't have anything...?"
  
• "I'm just not sure..."

Office:

• "My office?"
  
• "I feel like..."
  
• "Only problem is..."

Attic

• "Do you really think...?"
  
• "What if they...?"
  
• "I'd love to, but not here."

Bedroom

• "How's the crime business boss?"
  
• "Would it help if I...?"
  
• "And that's a bad thing?"
  
• "I get it, honestly."
  
• "I think you should..."

Shout out to the assist from Joni in the comments :)

Kitchen

• "Is something wrong?" OR "Chin up, boss."
  
• "I bet you..." OR "Would you...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'm so glad it's not just me."
  
• Either option

You have unlocked I, Ronaldini as you can now open small Dorian. You and Bobby go arm and arm to the magic show <3

Bohdi

Bohdi
Dear sweet Bohdi.

Interaction 1:

• "Can you...?"
  
• "Wait..."
  
• "I LOVE the 80s."
  
• "Radicle, dude."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Alright..."
  
• "Can't wait..."
  
• "You got it..!"

Interaction 2:

• "Catching up...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Ooohhh..."
  
• "Feeling..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Certified bangers!"
  
• "OMG..."
  
• "Tulip Nightgown."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sapphire..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Of course..."

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "What do you think...?"
  
• "Overwhelming...?"
  
• "Oh yeah..."
  
• "Totally...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Thanks Bodhi!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Aww..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I mean..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:

• "Bodhi...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Yeah...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "It's not that simple..."
  
• "My generation..."
  
• "..."

Interaction 5:

• "Whoa...?"
  
• "You seem..."
  
• "...People love you for who you are... I love you for who you are."

Bodhi's so happy he has to sing a love ballad for you <3

Cabrizzio

Cabrizzio

If you can pass a [20 EMPATHY] check, you can do this in three interactions.

A true romantic at heart...and romance comedy stan.

Interaction 1:

• "Admiring you."
  
• "That jacket, your shoulders, your smile."
  
• "Okay." OR [80 SMARTS]
  
• "Yes, I do in fact."
  
• "I have crannies?"
  
• "Holy bouquets...!"
  
• "Ok. Yeah, this is hot."
  
• "Wow. Those are some big questions!"
  
• "Absolutely."

Interaction 2:

• "I bet you..."
  
• "That I am!"
  
• "Uh, obviously?"
  
• "I haven't..."
  
• "You may be my first for many things, Cabrizzio."
  
• "Yes, I have! It's delicious!"
  
• "That. Let's do that."
  
• "It's special. Not easy, but special."
  
• "Sparks?"
  
• "Not at all...!"
  
• "I mean it."
  
• "The sun."
  
• "I do love listening to you."
  
• "I will see you soon."

Interaction 3:

• "I'm talking to you...!"
  
• "I was hoping to learn..."
  
• "Tell me about your past."
  
• "Speaking of beautiful things...?"
  
• "Well I'll have to hold you to that promise then."
  
• "You watch romantic comedies?"
  
• "Do you want to talk about it?" OR "If you are ready to talk..."
  
• "I think you..." OR "You should have..."
  
• "Thank you for sharing this..."
  
• "I love you too..."
  
• [20 EMPATHY]
  
• Either option.
  
• "I do understand..."
  
• "Ti amo..."

Cabrizzio and you can star in your own romance comedy now.<3

Cam

Cam

Save Cam for after you've gotten an ending with most of the other dateables. You can become Cam's love in 2 interactions if you can pass an [80 EMPATHY] check.

Interaction 1:

• "Ha, yeah...!"
  
• "How about half...?"
  
• "The spicy kind."
  
• "Great. Enjoy."
  
• "Yeah...?"
  
• "..."
  
• "..."

Interaction 2:

• "Nice to see you too."
  
• "I'm trying..."
  
• "Wait...?"
  
• [80 EMPATHY]
  
• Either option.
  
• "I think you and I ..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Wow...?"
  
• "Shutting up..."
  
• "Yeah..."
  
• "Wow..."
  
• "You're kinda sexy when you're grateful."
  
• Either option.

Cam LOVES you now.

Celia and Florence

Celia and Florence

Their LOVE can be won easily by helping them confess their LOVE to each other...Which can be done in 1 interaction. YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING SPECS: [EMPATHY 40] & [CHARM 20]

Talk to Florence

• "Just wandering..."
  
• "You sound like..."
  
• "Yes, please."
  
• "Milk and sugar please."
  
• "Sure."

Florence will send you to Celia.

Celia

• "Try to get..."
  
• "Absolutely."
  
• "She seems sweet."
  
• "Okay, I'll look into it."
  
• "Tell me about Florence."
  
• "Natural charms?"
  
• "I'll go back..."

Florence

• "Tell me about the mayor."
  
• "You seem.."
  
• [EMPATHY 40]
  
• "Sounds like..."
  
• "Why not...?"
  
• "Maybe I...?"
  
• "That's not true..."
  
• Either option.
  
• [CHARM 20]
  
• "You're so quick..."
  
• [EMPATHY 30]
  
• "You won't..."
  
• "Any chance we can make this a 3-party system?"

Florence is thrilled with the idea and Celia is excited to have two "Dearests."

+1 For the 5 matches achievement.

From feedback in the comments, it seems some folks are running into an issue using this method if they have spoken to Stella before speaking to Celia and Florence. I personally haven't run into this issue but:

If my method doesn't work, use this person's instead!

Chairemi

Chairemi

What you need to do will depend upon the day of the week you speak to Chairemi. She is only available at 6pm Tuesday through Saturday.

Character intro (any day):

• "Sure."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Didgeridoo."
  
• "Hello, audience!"

Tuesday (Musical)

• "I can give it a try."
  
• "That's what you get...!"
  
• "I have a lot...!"
  
• "Actually...?"

Wednesday (Wedding)

• "Sure."
  
• "Bah hah hah...!"
  
• "Actually..."
  
• "Sniff...teach me how to read!!!"

Thursday (Sci-Fi)

• "Sure."
  
• "Let's explore an alien world!"
  
• "Let befriend..."
  
• Insist on making peace...

Friday (Fantasy)

• "Sure."
  
• "You must seek out..."
  
• "A nefarious..."
  
• "...with a little dance!"
  
• "Yeah, alright."

Saturday (Murder Mystery)

• "Sure."
  
• "Sorry, ma'am..."
  
• "The chief's not gonna like this..."
  
• "Let's check out the clue closet."

After 2 successful plays Chairemi will tell you she is okay with physical contact now.

• "It's not weird!"

Choose the physical option during the play:

Tuesday (Musical)

• "I can give it a try."
  
• "It's definitely not because..."
  
• Duet with her.
  
• Release the pigs blood during the song.
  
• ...Grab Chairemi and possess her.

Wednesday (Wedding)

• "Sure."
  
• "Bah hah hah...!"
  
• "That's right Chairabelle...!"
  
• ...Sword fight!

Thursday (Sci-Fi)

• "Sure."
  
• "Let's explore an alien world!"
  
• "Let befriend..."
  
• Insist on making LOVE...

Friday (Fantasy)

• "Sure."
  
• "You must seek out..."
  
• "A nefarious..."
  
• "...with a little dance!"
  
• "Nay! Fight to the death!"

Saturday (Murder Mystery)

• "Sorry, ma'am..."
  
• "The chief's not gonna like this..."
  
• "We should investigate under the covers..."
  
• Kiss her.

Chairemi will say you're her favorite stage partner and asked if you enjoyed yourself:

"Yeah I liked it a lot, actually."

Chance

Chance

He wants to play GNG!

Interaction 1:

• "Oh! Well then...!"
  
• "Just getting up..."
  
• "Are you kidding me?...!"
  
• "I'm partial to..."
  
• "That would be...!"
  
• "Should we...?"
  
• "I can roll with that! What's next?"
  
• "How much time...?"
  
• "Perfect...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Pick which ever class you please :)
  
• "Sounds great."

DO NOT RETURN TO CHANCE UNTIL 24 HOURS HAVE PASSED.

Your next choices depend upon the class you chose. (**I notice most available guides only explain the Troubador class, so I took the liberty of writing guides for the Enchanter and Guardian too.)

Troubador +Our partner, Dasha, will join us for the fun.

• "...I'm ready to play!" OR "Did you expect me not to?"
  
• "Let's do this!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I toss them a coin..."
  
• "I try to..."
  
• "I ask them...?"
  
• "Why...?"
  
• "Why...?"
  
• "How could I be...?"
  
• "You're doing a fantastic job!"
  
• "I break from the path..."
  
• "Strike up the band...!"
  
• "Maybe this is a sign..."
  
• "I yell out..."
  
• "I bow...!"
  
• "I'm on my way to save your son."
  
• "I would be honored..."
  
• "Eardrums? ...!"
  
• "What's wrong?"
  
• "What?? The King?"
  
• "Monologue away."
  
• "I try to dodge...!"
  
• "The Queen must be protected!"
  
• "I hit the King...!"
  
• "I understand you're insinuation and I'm all for it."

Guardian +Our love Jerry will help us along the way!

• "...I'm ready to play!" OR "I'd never let you down..."
  
• "I need to be cautious..."
  
• "What happened here?"
  
• "What happened here?"
  
• "ME?!"
  
• "Who are they?"
  
• "I will avenge my partner!"
  
• "I hope that my partner's okay!"
  
• "Awww...!"
  
• "Let 'em..."
  
• "I snatch 'em!"
  
• "You better not yell..."
  
• "Uhh...yeah."
  
• "Well, that was unexpected."
  
• "I listen..."'
  
• Either option.
  
• "I want to take just one..."
  
• "I start looking for..."
  
• "The secret entrance..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Go for it!"
  
• "What if I pet him?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Hit him with my axe!"
  
• "One ultimate attack, please!"
  
• "I understand you're insinuation and I'm all for it."

Enchanter +Lux, another partner of ours, wants to stream this campaign for their followers.

• "...I'm ready to play!" OR "I'd never let you down..."
  
• "Let's Dewey this!" OR "Let the spells start slingin"
  
• "What's the Spine...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "You can thank me..."
  
• "Can't you just be nice...?"
  
• "How bad is it?"
  
• "Melvil can't find out..."
  
• "The potion."
  
• "Oh no...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "They..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "If I'm stealthy..." OR "Maybe I can question the trowel?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I need you to..."
  
• "Yep. Sure is. Permits."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Knowledge is power...!"
  
• "Hello...?!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I might have..."
  
• "Circle the area with soil."
  
• "An ice spell!"
  
• "The haiku of holding."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Oh, no doubt...!" OR "If you're excited about it, so am I...!"
  
• "Where the hell...?"
  
• "I start reading the runes out loud."
  
• Either option.
  
• "SO much metal..."
  
• "Yeah. I sure did!"
  
• "That's awesome!"
  
• "I understand your insinuation and I'm all for it."

And now with armed with a GM you have a GNG group and a LOVER.

Connie

Connie

Interaction 1:

• Either option
  
• "Unload..." OR "What the f---...?"
  
• "Let's go..." OR "Is this...?"
  
• "Sounds good...!"
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "Try to date...."
  
• Grab Luna...
  
• Give a wink...
  
• "What's crafting?"
  
• "Let's get crafty..."
  
• Any combination of items.
  
• Either option.
  
• "360 ...!"
  
• "I'm so glad..."

False ending. Keep talking to her.

Interaction 2:

• "Wait..."
  
• "But it happened!.."
  
• REMEMBER: LIGONBERRIES
  
• "Unload..."
  
• "Let's go..." OR "Is this...?"
  
• "There will..." OR "This doesn't..."
  
• "As quietly as possible."
  
• Grab Luna and run.
• Give a wink...
  
• "What's crafting?"
  
• "Let's get crafty..."
  
• "You're going to..." OR "What do we...?"
  
• "Who is Selene?" OR "Who is Crescentia?"
  
• "360!..."
  
• That was fun!
  
• Either option

False ending. Keep talking to her.

Interaction 3:

• "Ligonberries!"
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "Oh man...!"
  
• "Oh these things?..."
  
• "Glad to have..."
  
• "Let's get it done."
  
• "There will be..."
  
• "Why don't you...?"
  
• "As quietly as possible."
  
• Grab Luna and run.
  
• Give a wink...
  
• "I told you...!" OR "Why didn't...?"
  
• "Got it."
  
• Either option.
  
• "There is..."
  
• "Does it take compliments?"
  
• "You're the fiercest dam- warrior I've ever seen...!"
  
• Any combo of items.
  
• "Shoot her in the face already!"
  
• "360...!"
  
• "This is the same..."
  
• "Yes..."

You will receive a recipe to break the time loop:

• 4 Globules
  
• 1 Wood
  
• 2 Scrouf Skins

Final false ending.

Interaction 4:

• "Ligonberries!"
  
• "Yes, and we've..."
  
• "Just one other time."
  
• "Yeah, not so bad..."
  
• "Crouch..."
  
• "Now, put on..."
  
• "Take him out..."
  
• "Yes..."
  
• Either option
  
• "Let's make something."
  
• CRAFT: 4 globules, 1 wood, 2 Scrouf skins
  
• "So the recipe...?"
  
• "Let's do it..."
  
• "Me!"
  
• "Do it Connie!..."
  
• "Connie Soul...!"
  
• "You know I do, Connie. What kind of game wouldn't have an antagonist?"

This one because your're a LOVER not a fighter. But let's not argue semantics... Connie is in LOVE with you because you LOVE all of her.

Curt and Rod

Curt and Rod

Curt and Rods dialogue depends on where you talk to them. You need to talk to them at each location to befriend them, the order doesn't matter.

Character Intro: (Anywhere)

• Hey guys!
  
• Hey there.
  
• Helloooooo!!!
  
• Are you two...?
  
• You know...
  
• This is tough...
  
• That was...
  
• But...?
  
• Oh!...?
  
• What do you mean, rules?
  
• Either option.
  
• "Oh yeah..." OR "All five. Locked in."
  
• "And the grass...?"

Bedroom

• "What's...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sounds like..."

Front Door:

• Either option.
  
• "The D in those batteries..."
  
• Either option.
  
  Living Room
  
  • "That was...interesting!"
    
  • "You have other talents...!"
  
  Dining Room
  
  • "Curt had an idea?"
    
  • “You caught feelings…”
  
  Kitchen
  
  • "Oooo, this sounds juicy!"
    
  • "It can't be that bad."
    
  • "I hope you..."
  
  Laundry Room
  
  • "Me? Nothing bad I hope."
    
  • "Can't tell me...?"
  
  Office
  
  • "You were reading my messages?"
    
  • "How are you gonna do that?"
    
  • "Not good enough to not be single!"
  
  Gym
  
  • Either option.
    
  • "You sound like a scaredy-cat!..."
    
  • Either option.
  
  Any location
  
  Interaction 1:
  You can chat one-on-one with:
  
  Rod
  
  • Either option.
    
  • "You take fashion seriously, don't you?"
    
  • "You mean Curt."
    
  • "Game recognizes game..."
    
  • "You really don't mind...?"
    
  • "What if I...?"
    
  • "Good thing..."
    
  • "Now you know for sure!"
  
  OR
  
  Curt
  
  • Either option.
    
  • "I dunno..."
    
  • "It's okay to be jealous..."
    
  • "You really don't mind...?"
    
  • "What if I...?"
    
  • "It's not your jokes..."
    
  • "Now you know for sure!"
  
  Interaction 2:
  
  • Either option.
    
  • Either option.
    
  • Either option.
    
  • "I'd love to be dating both of you!"
    
  • Either option.
  
  
  Thruple achieved.
  
  
  
  
  

Daemon

Daemon

Daemon's LOVE is won very easilly, but they still want you to talk to them.

Your first 2 interactions with Daemon will have no choices to make.

Interaction 3:

• "You can if you want."
  
• "daemon_ending = love."
  
• "The absence of loneliness."

Interaction 4:

• Any option.
  
• "Depends on the meal."
  
• Any option.
  
• "I am."
  
• "I'm a little broken."
  
• "I'm sorry to hear..."
  
• "Deenah...?"
  
• "daemon_ending = love."
  
• "The absence of loneliness.
  
• Any option.

Interaction 5:

• "Can we skip...?"
  
• "Please?"

Interaction 6:

• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Probably."
  
• "Would you rather be infinite?"
  
• "Maybe finity is enough."
  
  
  Daemon LOVES you. <3
  

Daisuke

Daisuke

Interaction 1:

• "..." (Avoids Daisuke name glitch that some are still experiencing)
  
• "Excuse me?"
  
• "I mean, they're my dishes..."
  
• "I do understand...now."
  
• "Inventory?" OR "Who asked you to do this?"
  
• "Sounds admirable."
  
• "Yes, they're still on the table."
  
• "You okay?"
  
• "Are you sure I can't help you?"

Interaction 2:

• "Hard at work, I see."
  
• "Let me help you..."
  
• "Sure thing."
  
• ...Nervous.
• "I'll do whatever it takes..."

Interaction 3:

• "Absolutely."
  
• "Please rest and take care..."
  
• "Tell me about Kopi..."
  
• "Maybe you could...?"
  
• "Tell me about Mitchell."
  
• "He must take great care..."
  
• "Tell me about Beverly."
  
• "It's kind of you to supply her anyway."
  
• "I'm good."
  
• "Would you bless the dishes before I go?" OR "You could say something sweet."

Make the 3 deliveries to Mitchell, Kopi, and Bev before returning to Daisuke.
Do not deliver to Mitchell last, he'll be angry at you for it.

Interaction 4:

• "I hope I wasn't interrupting..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Seems like a good time..."
  
• "I'd love to."
  
• "I heard you write poetry."
  
• "Are you embarrassed...?"
  
• "I find it quite romantic, actually."
  
• "I'd love to help you work on reconnecting..."

Interaction 5:

• "Alright..."
  
• "I'm so happy to hear that."
  
• "Oh how wonderful."
  
• "Well that sounds nice."
  
• Write a LOVE poem for Daisuke.
  
• "I call it, 'Ode to Dishware'."
  
• "Oh Daisuke, that was so beautiful."
  
• "You're welcome, Daisuke."

Interaction 6:

• "I'm always happy to see you."
  
• "Youre personal life?"
  
• "I feel the same way, Daisuke."
  
• Either option.

Daisuke is so happy to have LOVE with you and not just his work.

Dante

Dante

Save romancing Dante until after you can pass a [20 Sass] check.

Interaction 1:

• "You've been... expecting me?
  
• "Whoah! Take it easy!"
  
• "Help?"
  
• "Student?!"
  
• "Pickup skills?"
  
• "You really think I'm worthy?"
  
• "Sounds good!"
  
• "Bring it on!"
  
• "Fire away!" OR [40 POISE]
  
• "Pretty dang good..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "As long as you're not relying on them...!"
  
• "Bring it on."

Interaction 2:
This is where you need the [20 Sass].

• Either option.
  
• "Cat calling?" OR "Unwanted touch? OR" "Inappropriate..."
  
• "You're really passionate...?"
  
• "Interests?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Ask them who...?" OR "Tell them your favorite episode?"
  
• "Nice!! That makes a lot of sense."
  
• "Ummmm..."
  
• [20 Sass]
  
• "Why are you?"
  
• "Nice!! That's actually really sweet, Dante."

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "Observations?"
  
• "Sure..."
  
• "So, how do you know...?"
  
• "What do you do at the office...?"
  
• "Actually, yeah!"
  
• "What aspect of love...?"
  
• "Thanks for speaking from the heart, Dante."

Interaction 4:

• "Let's go!" OR "Yessir!"
  
• "Go on."
  
• "No, of course not."
  
• "I'm ready, sensei."
  
• "Activelty nod along..."
  
• "Sure Dante...."
  
• "What's your...?"
  
• "I promise I won't be sleazy to you."

Interaction 5:

• "Sounds good!"
  
• "I wanted to get to know you better."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Old is cool! Where'd you get it...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Tell me what love is to you?"
  
• "I think I get what you mean..."

Dante seals the deal with a KISS~

Diana

Diana

Diana is a content aware character. If you want/need to skip her story, just choose LOVE when Skylar asks.

Interaction 1:

• "Hey there...!"
  
• "Excuse me?"
  
• "You might have..."
  
• "I didn't mean...!'"

Interaction 2:

• "Yeah, hey...."
  
• "Thing is..."
  
• "...but you're wrong."
  
• "But that's MY story..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I needed a friend."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sure it does..."

Interaction 3:

• "Your mind is amazing."
  
• "Maybe we could try..."
  
• "Ok..."

Interaction 4:

• "And hi..."
  
• "I'm sorry, too."
  
• "I took you for granted."
  
• "I have an idea..."
  
• "I have definitely..."
  
• "Because we're..."
  
• "Tell me the prettiest..."
  
• "Edinburgh..."
  
• "I think I know what you're talking about..."
  
• [SMARTS 30] or "I love this memory..."
  
• "You're right...!"
  
• "You weren't....?"
  
• "I don't see why not."
  
• "Wait...?"
  
• "That's amazing..."
  
• "I'll do that. See you soon."

Interaction 5:

• "So tell me about your idea!"
  
• "It's a good beginning..."
  
• "Look, I'll just say it..."
  
• "You're a lot more than a book now, Diana."
  
• "Why don't we try and find out?"

Diana is more than just a book, and more than the most intimate friend of all history. It's LOVE.

Dishy

Dishy

You'll be doing a lot of clicking in the first interaction. (I found it hilarious)

Interaction 1:

• "Okay..."
  
• "Okay."
  
• "Okay."
  
• "I got nothing better to do."
  
• "I got nothing better to do."
  
• "2% downloaded??"
  
• "Fine. Whatever."
  
• "I'm staying here..."
  
• Any option
  
• "I'm a pro gamer..."
  
• "This is a puzzle..."
  
• "Yes..."
  
• "I love this part!..."
  
• "Dishy..."
  
• "Thank goodness."
  
• Dishy will ask you to pick a password: Pick the one that ends in 640 (its the easiest to remember)
  
• "CleanPlus"

Interaction 2:

• "...640"
• "Wait..." OR "Sure."
  
• "I want to..."
  
• "I understand..."
  
• Dishy will tell you to come back after one day.

Interaction 3:

• "...640"
  
• "I am..."
  
• "I'm calling..."
  
• "No I'm calling them!
  
• Either Option
  
• "I'd like to..."
  
• "It's how I..." OR "There's no Dishy..."
  
• "Yes, please!"
  
• "Looks good!"

Don't talk to Dishy anymore unless you have a positive ending with Sinclaire or have VERY HIGH SPECS stats (Unless you need the "Die" trophy...then go right ahead lol)

Interaction 4:

• "...640"
  
• "No..."
  
• "You are..."
  
• "You can't..."
  
• "There's something..."

BOSS BATTLE (Dishy will challenge you to this fight each time you talk to him until you win. You will not lose any progress with Dishy or anyone else if you die.)

• Health depends on Poise (High Poise = High Health)
  
• Attack depends on Sass (High Sass gives +5 to Attack)
  
• Dodge depends on Smarts (High Smarts means Dishy will start the battle only being able to hit you 50% of the time)

Jam his rotator with a spatula before the battle begins for Dishy to lose an extra five health per round.

From there, there are 2 options depending on if you have a positive ending with Sinclaire before the battle.

1. Positive ending with Sinclaire:

• "Call for help"
  
• Sinclaire will arrive.
  
• Ask him to talk to Dishy.
  
• Dishy loses the will to fight.

2. Not friend/lover of Sinclaire, but has high stats:

• Sabotage: Disconnect WiFi (decreases odds of Dishy hitting you even further)
  
• Attack until Dishy is defeated. (His odds of hitting you are so low that you should be able to beat him if you just keep attacking. If not, reload, just bad luck.)

After Dishy's defeat select:

• "I did it out of love."
  
• Either option.

Dishy will have a change of heart and fall in LOVE with you.

Dolly

Dolly

She's conquered media and academia and you want to conquer her heart!

Interaction 1:

• "Sorry!"
  
• "That's so cool..."
  
• "Apologies..."
  
• "Oh sorry!"
  
• "I love dust!...

Interaction 2:

• "Hi Dolly!..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sounds like..."
  
• "That's wild..."
  
• "I'm glad...!"
  
• "You mean..."
  
• "Congratulations!"
  
• "I'm looking for..."
  
• "Let in?"
  
• "How should I...?" or "Do I need to...?"

Interaction 3:

• "Nice!..."
  
• "Whooooa..."
  
• "I can't wait!"
  
• "Why is art important here?"
  
• "Unreal!!" or "Astounding!!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Wow..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Tell me..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You're telling me...!?"
  
• "Absolutely." OR "I. Am. Enraptured."
  
• "...hunting." OR "Some sort of battle?"
  
• "Some of them are..."
  
• "Theron-..."
  
• "No?"
  
• "Mushrooms?"
  
• "How do you mean?"
  
• "What do the spears...?"
  
• "I learned something! YAY!"
  
• "Huh?" OR "[20 SMARTS]"
  
• "I had an amazing time."

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• "Of course..." OR "Wow, uh..."
  
• "Makes sense."
  
• "I did."
  
• "More than anything, Dolly!"
  
• Either option.

Welp she conquered your HEART instead. <3

Dorian

Dorian

Dorian loves the reliable sort. Show him how reliable you are by talking to every Dorian in the house.

He'll fall in love with you.

He's open wide. An open door..ian. <3

Doug

Doug

Doug is skippable with content aware, you can select, "LOVE" right away with Skylar.

BUT AS IT STANDS IT SEEMS YOU CANNOT CURRENTLY GET THE 5 MATCHES TROPHY IF YOU SKIP. Maybe in another update or patch this will change but for now you can at least still get the "MATE Everything" achievement.

Here's how to get Doug to LOVE you if you do not need to skip:

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "Who are you anyway?"
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• [75 SASS] OR "Hi Doug!"
  
• "It's ..."
  
• "Yeah that's accurate."
  
• "With what?"
  
• "Sharebucket the...?" OR "What's a Sharebucket?"
  
• "Yep, pretty much."
  
• "Sounds great!"
  
• "Can I trade 'Doug Points' for cool prizes?"
  
• "This guy said Mexico is a psy-op."
  
• "On it."
  
• "That seems..."
  
• "Yeah maybe go spend time with Abbie."
  
• "I agree..."
  
• "So climate change...?"
  
• "Aww, thanks Doug."
  
• "I recommend sudoku."
  
• "Well..."

Interaction 2:

• "Nice...!"
  
• "Okay sorry..."
  
• "Aww..." OR "I finally..." Or "Nope..."
  
• "Hard agree."
  
• [30 SMARTS] OR "It's monster truck!"
  
• "It's horrifying."
  
• "I hope so..."
  
• "That's right, you did!"
  
• "Well I really appreciate that."
  
• "If you say so."
  
• "I did say that...!"
  
• "My names ..."
  
• "Was that innuendo?"
  
• "How many 'Doug Points' will that get me."
  
• "100 seems fair."
  
• "Love it!"
  
• "Yes."
  
• "I'll just use pen and paper."
  
• "No, I'll do it like you say."
  
• "Go it! I'm ready to..."
  
• Doug will now want you to solve his sudoku puzzle for him.

I'm not gonna take credit for the answers. I'm bad at sudoku normally:

Here ya go: Sudoku Answers
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3529818986

• "Yes yes yes!!..."
  
• "Pretty good, actually."

Interaction 3:

• "Must just be..."
  
• "That's not that upsetting."
  
• "Another app?"
  
• "Sounds like more fun than cheese rolling!"
  
• "100%!"
  
• "Oh my stars..."
  
• "That's really sweet of you to care."
  
• "And isn't that better than...?"
  
• "F-forever?"
  
• "Shut up di--wad. You're pathetic."

Interaction 4:

• "I just wanna talk."
  
• "I won't; I promise."
  
• "Were you always this way?"
  
• "...Who's Hope?"
  
• "Aww how sweet. Go on."
  
• "What does she mean to you?"
  
• "I could be your new muse..." (**Art...t alert)
  
• "Can you elaborate?"
  
• "What if you started a new relationship...?"
  
• "It's not about replacing her."
  
• "Nice choice of words."
  
• "Let's ruminate..."

Doug LOVES you. But how does he feel about...Art(t)?
Interaction 5:
Five 5 matches time

• "Hey I think I might have found someone..."

Go talk to Artt.
Turns out they're old flames. Be sure to ask them:

• "I mean... is there still room for me?"

And, of course there is! <3

+1 for the 5 matches achievement.

Dunk

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• Cheer for him OR Smile politely.
  
• "What about more than pals?"
  
• "I was thinking lovers."
  
• "I just...got busy."
  
• "You're so right."

Dunk will send you to different locations to continue his story. If you go the wrong place you'll waste a time slot on him telling you where you're supposed to be meeting him.

Weights:

• "What I need?"
  
• "Are you done yet? ..."
  
• "Right? Good vibes only!"
  
• "Alright, let's do this." OR "LET'S GET IT BABY!"
  
• "I'm tired..."
  
• "Sounds great."

Yoga mat:

• "I love yoga!"
  
• "Lifting is great but..."
  
• "I LOVE yoga."
  
• "Here goes, I guess..."
  
• Do your best.
  
• "You ever do any of those poses in...other situations?"
  
• "I'd like that."
  
• "Sounds fun!"

Any sports ball except the exercise ball:

• Catch it easily.
  
• "Football."
  
• "You played football?"
  
• "I'm sorry..."
  
• "I feel the same."
  
• "Maybe I'd have played more sports..."

Rackets

• "Ooh, badminton?"
  
• "I can think of something..."
  
• "A baseball..."
  
• "I've got plenty of that."
  
• "Noted."
  
• "Let's do this then!"
  
• Give him your best clumsy shot.
  
• "I wish your dad..."
  
• "I'd be so proud..."
  
• "HELL YEAH!"

Exercise Ball:

• "Holy sh--, dude." OR "That looks dangerous..."
  
• "What's so great...?"
  
• "I'd love that."

Odds and Ends:

• Any option.
  
• "What's with the weird energy?" OR "You alright today, man?"
  
• "Are you afraid...?"
  
• "I love working out with you."
  
• "I feel the same way."

It's not about winning Dunk's LOVE...but it rocks.

Eddie and Volt

Eddie and Volt

If the internet tells me anything, people really really need this one. So here ya go:

Interaction 1:

• "I live here, actually."
  
• "Do you seriously...?"
  
• Take Volt's hand.
  
• "Yeah..."
  
• "Oh wow...?"
  
• "Uhh am I?"
  
• "I guess not."
  
• "Is he okay?"
  
• "Lead the way!"
  
• Speak with Eddie.
  
• "I just wanted to check on you."
  
• "You seemed upset earlier."
  
• "Yeah...kinda."

Interaction 2:

• "I hope I didn't interrupt..."
  
• "Can I get a drink?"
  
• "It's delicious!"
  
• "So uh...?"
  
• "I'm not exactly..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "My...barcode?"
  
• "Alright, what do you see?"
  
• "What is it? ...!"
  
• Any option.
  
• Wait for Volt.
  
• "Eddie, how are you?"
  
• "Is it just you here...?"
  
• "No actually, I was looking for you."
  
• "Something is wrong in this club."
  
• "Weird things keep happening..."
  
• "The power seems unstable."
  
• "To fix it."
  
• "Eddie, come on. Please?"
  
• "If he could handle it, he would've..."
  
• "Yeah, I do."
  
• "I know which one is the...?"
  
• "What kind of work?"
  
• "Right, got it..."
  
• Any option.

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "I told you, I want to help."
  
• "Let's get started."
  
• "Oooh so that's what...?"
  
• "Are you saying Volt...?"
  
• "I'm fine. You can put me down now..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Oops..."
  
• "Oooooh, not to touch them."
  
• "I will, I will!"
  
• "I'm good, really. Thanks for catching me."
  
• "It's actually kinda fun..."
  
• "Come on, I did great. Admit it!" OR "I had a pretty good teacher..."
  
• "Or I could stay and hang out for a bit?"
  
• "Did we fix everything yet?"
  
• "You okay, Eddie?"

Interaction 4:

• "Everything hurts..."
  
• "Yeah! I'm actually excited..."
  
• "I might've said, 'Like a stone cold bada-s," but sure."
  
• "Is that why you like fixing stuff?"
  
• "Because it makes you feel accomplished, I mean."
  
• "And give you the satisfaction...?"
  
• "YUP."
  
• "This is perfect."
  
• "Really...?"
  
• "What about you?"
  
• "Can I still come by and help? ..."
  
• "What can I say..."
  
• "Hey, I'll take nice too!"
  
• "I'm looking forward to it...!"
  
• "You're not coming?"
  
• "Wait, I can't...?" OR "And why is that?"
  
• "And it's just to avoid...?"
  
• "You feel guilty...?"
  
• "You really care about him."
  
• "...Protect a friendship? Hell yes."

Interaction 5:

• "The club is nice..."
  
• "I think you know."
  
• "I-uh. I mean. Well...!"
  
• "You're doing this on purpose.''
  
• "If I lead, sure."
  
• Kiss Volt.
• "Volt!" OR "Holy crap! ..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option. (He split himself (the wiring) from the electricity (Volt) because he was faulty and starting to fail. TT w TT)
  
• "So you're actually one person...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Change is scary..."
  
• "Whatever happens..."
  
• "You ready?"
  
• "Hello?" OR "Did it work?"
  
• "Hello yourself. How are you feeling?"
  
• "Where's Volt?"
  
• "Wait... taken with as in..?"
  
• "The feeling is very much mutual."
  
• Either option.

So ROMANTIC...

Fantina

Fantina

Fantina is a content aware character. You can get true LOVE with Fantina by selecting "Love!" when prompted by Skylar.

If you're continuing...

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "Believe it sister."
  
• "Then let's get you a paper bag!"
  
• "There is absolutely nothing..." OR "It's not a big deal."
  
• "Absolutely."
  
• Any option.
  
• "That's so sweet."
  
• "Awww...!"
  
• "Tell me!"
  
• "Of course!"
  
• "Glad you think so!"
  
• "That's 'cause you're not."
  
• "That's so cool!"
  
• Any option.
  
• "Of course I'll be there!"

Interaction 2:

• "Honestly doesn't faze me." OR "Don't worry..."
  
• "Really, I'm just me."
  
• "You got me a gift?!"
  
• "Thanks."
  
• "You're so sweet!"
  
• "That's amazing!"
  
• Any option.
  
• "Well, it's very sweet..."
  
• "Very exclusive."
  
• "I'm listening..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Not at all!"
  
• "No I love rigatoni, promise!"
  
• "I don't think you're stupid at all!"
  
• "I promise..."
  
• "I promise I don't care about the rigatoni."
  
• "Of course."
  
• "Absolutely."

Interaction 3:

• "You're not embarrassing; you're great!"
  
• "Me either."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Listen I'm really not that great..."
  
• "It's all good."
  
• "Really, I'm super average..."
  
• "Yeah that's probably a good idea."
  
• "You know maybe this would be...?"
  
• "I appreciate that but..."
  
• "..."
  
• "I think I've got the gist."
  
• "Oh wow..."
  
• "..."
  
• "Yeah, not really."
  
• "It's not you!"
  
• "Yes?"

You're going to be forced into a "love" ending with Fantina. It'll satisfy the love ending requirement for the trophy but...

You can get TRUE LOVE if you keep talking to Fantina.

Interaction 4:

• [25 EMPATHY]

Interaction 5:

• "I did!"
  
• "You know..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "They're beautiful."
  
• "I used to..."
  
• "I can, actually..."
  
• "I heard ceiling fans..."
  
• "Social media."
  
• "No."
  
• "I don't."
  
• "Yes! Exactly!"
  
• "We were so close..."

Interaction 6:

• [50 EMPATHY]
  
• "Me neither."
  
• "That's probably a good idea."
  
• "Yeah, maybe..."
  
• "Cheese rolling..."
  
• "Actually my favorite sport is Hornussen..."
  
• "That's true."
  
• "I would be honored."

Interaction 7:

• "Can we talk about you, Fantina?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Let's start slow...?"
  
• "Great!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Take it home, Fantina."

Interaction 8:

• "Glad to hear it!"
  
• "Of course I would, Fantina."

Self reflection, to self love, to true love. We were there every step of the way <3

Farya

Farya

We're gonna help Farya past her Med exams! ...or she'll HATE you.

You can study for Farya by looking at her collectibles in the Date-A-Dex. Each collectible is a textbook page with the answers for her exam. One health fact per page.

Interaction 1:

• "I'm here to see hotties."
  
• "No! Nope..."
  
• "Cool cool..."
  
• "I guess I could use a band-aid?"
  
• "No, no..."
  
• "Um..."
  
• "Oh crap, really? ...!"
  
• "What. Oh god..."
  
• "Sounds bad."
  
• "What?!"
  
• "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
  
• "Is that true?..."
  
• "...Love the concern though."
  
• "No, I got that."
  
• "I'll bet your handwriting..."
  
• "I don't think..."
  
• "Horse-what?"
  
• "I'll come back ...!"

Interaction 2:

• "Study break?"
  
• "You may have..."
  
• "Wow, that's so cool!"
  
• "Go for it."
  
• "For sure! ..."

From this interaction onwards Farya will give you pages from her text book to help her study for her exam. As a reminder you can read and memorize them by checking Farya's collectibles in the Date-A-Dex.

+1 page

Interaction 3:

• "Ointments..."
  
• "I'm very excited for you."
  
• "I am pretty tired, actually."
  
• "Yeah..."
  
• "Right. Not a zombie..."

+1 page

Interaction 4:

• "Go for it. What's up?"
  
• "Oh no, why?"
  
• "Fatigue."
  
• "No, I don't."
  
• "Nope."
  
• "I love how concerned you are about me."
  
• "Do you need to know...?"
  
• "I admire your enthusiasm."

+1 page

Interaction 5:

• "And...?"
  
• Either option.

+3 pages

Interaction 6:

This is where you'll help Farya pass her exam!

• "That's correct!"
  
• "Not quite..."
  
• "Sorry, that's not the one."
  
• "Airway, Breathing, Circulation."
  
• "Not quite..."
  
• "Finding signs..."
  
• "Correct! Well done."
  
• "That's correct."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 7:

She aced it!

• "I am!..."
  
• "Of course I can! You worked so hard!"
  
• "Well, hey. If you want to return the favor..."
  
• "How about a date?"
  
• "Yes, I do."

Hey Ma, I'm dating a doctor!

Freddy

Freddy

Interaction 1:

• "Umm..."
  
• "You're madly in love with me?"
  
• "That was...kinda sweet."
  
• Any option
  
• "Nope."
  
• "We have plenty of food...?"
  
• "Pad See..." OR "Cake..." (**I ran into a glitch post the Hotflix 2 patch when choosing the pizza. So I wouldn't choose it until after the next patch/update to be safe.)
  
• "Thanks...!"

Interaction 2:

• Freddy will call Bev over~
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Bottoms up!"
  
• "Oh, I don't know. Maybe?" OR "I mean..."
  
• Slowly sip.
  
• "Sure...!"
  
• "You're too kind."

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "What's wrong Freddy?"
  
• "Oh it's okay...!"
  
• The left over food from interaction 1 has gone bad.
  
• "Of course ...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "..." OR "Hey Freddy..."
  
• "Okay..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:
Freddy is too ashamed to talk to you, but another dateable in the kitchen (**I've gotten Bev and Luke in different playthroughs) will. Respond with sympathy for Freddy and agree to come back at night to talk to Freddy again.

Interaction 5:
This interaction can only be done during the last time slot of the day.

• Either option.
  
• "It's not your fault..."
  
• "Awww, that's incredibly sweet of you."
  
• "You want to talk...?"
  
• "Is that why...?"
  
• "When was the last time you were that mad?..."
  
• "But you're huge!"
  
• "Everyone has their limits."
  
• "Thank you..."
  
• "That sounds nice... as lovers?"

HOT love for the coldest resident of the house. <3

Friar Errol

Friar Errol

Interaction 1:

• "Of what?"
  
• "But all I've..."
  
• Hold his hand.
  
• "Praised be..."
  
• "Bless me Friar..."
  
• "I had McDarnel's..."
  
• "...I felt like I was getting away with a crime."

Interaction 2:

• "In time for what?"
  
• "I gotta admit..."
  
• "It's not always..."
  
• "Maybe not..."
  
• "I agree..."
  
• "I do live here..."

Interaction 3:

• "Me?"
  
• "What can I do...?"
  
• "Everyone..."
  
• "Air-friend food taste test!"
  
• "What's this?"
  
• "Wow that's brilliant."
  
• "Sounds good."

Interaction 4:

• "Get what right?"
  
• "Too commercial..."
  
• "All of the above..."
  
• "Definitely the beep..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Like you could see..."
  
• "Amen."

Interaction 5:

• "How's it going...?"
  
• "You're going to do a taste test?"
  
• "How delightful."
  
• "They're gorgeous."
  
• "Transcendent."
  
• "I'm sure..."
  
• "Amen."

Interaction 6:

• "Are you okay?"
  
• Give in to temptation.
  
• Invite him...
  
• "Don't run away from this." OR "Maybe we can talk about this...?"
  
• "That's between you and your Lord."
  
• "Maybe you don't know...?"
  
• "I'd like that."

Errol learned something about himself...

Gaia

Gaia

Don't talk to Gaia until toward the end, or at the earliest after you have already spoken with:

• Amir
  
• Dorian
  
• Keyes
  
• Jean Loo
  
• Keith
  
• Jacques Pierrot
  
• Kopi
  
• Miranda
  
• Mateo
  
• Dasha
  
• Rongomaiwhenwua
  
• Drysdale
  
• Kristof

*This will avoid the Gaia glitch if anyone is still experiencing it.

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "Yeah..." OR "Uh uh..."
  
• "That'd be perfect!"
  
• "Sure, why not?"
  
• Either option

Interaction 2:

• "Yes..."

Each of the aforementioned characters will be brought to talk to Gaia. You will have to select "Yeah!" between each character to complete this all in one interaction.

• Either option.
  
• "I'd love that, Gaia."

Gaia will accompany you on any trips you decide to take. <3

Hanks

Five handsome himbos...

Interaction 1:

• "All good fam!"
  
• "Are you flirting with me?"
  
• "...Does that mean you're all named, 'Hank'?"
  
• "Well, that explains it."
  
• "What does adrenaline taste like?"
  
• "I've always wanted roommates!"
  
• "Very cool!"
  
• "No cap?"
  
• "Sounds like a great partnership!"
  
• "Seems like you're geared up..."
  
• "Sounds exciting!"
  
• "Ok but how high key does it slap?"
  
• "...RAD!"

Interaction 2:

• "It's great to be back!"
  
• "Ooo...tell me more about this sexy dream?"
  
• "Aw, you Hanks are so sweet."
  
• "What do you visualize?"
  
• "Nice! What're you up to today?"
  
• "Really? That sounds dope!"
  
• "Sounds epic!"
  
• "Wait what...?"
  
• "Ok."
  
• "Hell yeah!"

Interaction 3:

• "Couldn't stay away from you guys."
  
• "Oh you can inspect my equipment anytime..."
  
• "Sounds epic!"
  
• "Guys..."
  
• "Wait, what?"
  
• "Chillax dudes! Just asking questions."
  
• "I'm in! Let's do it!"

Interaction 4:

• "Love the new moniker!"
  
• "Arbor Day?"
  
• "What's the 'ultimate stunt' ?"
  
• "Wow you guys sure are flexible..."
  
• "Oh I like the sound of that..."
  
• "That's terrible!"
  
• "Sounds like a plan!"
  
• "Why's that Hanks .no2 ?"
  
• "Preach!"
  
• "Explain."
  
• "Wow Hanks no.2. That's deep."
  
• "Definitely. You Hanks deserve better."
  
• "What's the difference...?"
  
• "Sounds like my kinda ride."
  
• "...LET'S GO!"
  
• "We'll see. IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ME!!"

Interaction 5:

• "...How's it hanging?"
  
• "SICK!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Is that the one where you turn yourself into a nylon flying squirrel?"
  
• "Sounds magical!"
  
• "Heck yeah!! Yeah guys do this...?"
  
• "Are you sure you're ready for this...?"
  
• "YES!"
  
• "That. Was. AWESOME!!!"
  
• "Get real with me- is this real LOVE? Or are we just yelling stuff?"
  
• "Me?"
  
• "What would you do if you didn't have extreme sports?"
  
• "See, this is amazing!"
  
• "Yes, Hanks, yes! I love you too."

It's love. High-fives all around (lol)

Harper and Dirk

Harper and Dirk

Harper and Dirk are in a toxic relationship and are skippable with Skylar using content aware. Just choose, "Break them up.". Then, "Let's be lovers!" when you talk to Harper. You will have to talk to Dirk separately. See "Dirk interaction."

Harper and Dirk are a couple in the house where you can't talk to one without talking to the other. In this guide you will break them up so you will need to talk to Dirk separately afterword to get an ending with him.

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "Don't stop..."
  
• "...super hero..."
  
• "It was a pleasure..."

Interaction 2:

• "You deserve so much better, girl."
  
• "I'd love to help."
  
• "Oh yeah..."
  
• "Sorry..."
  
• "Why does he ignore you?"
  
• "Do you...?"
  
• "Leave him..."

Interaction 3:

• "You really deserve better than this."
  
• "You sound..."
  
• "Do you resent...?"
  
• "Is it true...?"
  
• "Are all the good times...?"
  
• "She sounds..."
  
• "Where is she now?"
  
• "I'm starting to see..."

Interaction 4:

• "Harper..."

Interaction 5:

• "You two are toxic..."
  
• "Relationships..."
  
• "Maybe start with therapy first."
  
• "You need to take some time..."
  
• "Both of you..."
  
• "Please just promise me...."
  
• "It is fast... but I want you."

And she wants you too.

Dirk (Clarence) interaction:

• "You look just like...!"
  
• "So you were telling the truth?"
  
• Wait expectantly.
  
• "So you two are...?"
  
• "Hell yeah."

It's you, Bats, and Clarence as well. <3

Hector

Hector

Interaction 1:

• "Sorry, did I scare you?"

You did. Whoops. :/

Interaction 2:

• "Fine with me!"
  
• "And hello to you too! ..."
  
• "...I love me some AC."
  
• "Oh yeah..."
  
• "Hm..."
  
• "This is so hot."
  
• "Yes. Yes I do."
  
• "That's called being turned on, Hector." OR "Even more fun if you keep it going..."
  
• "Of course I do..."
  
• "You tease..."
  
• "It's very alright...!"
  
• "Well you're brave enough now..."
  
• "Sure. Care away."
  
• "Only if you give me something to really think about..."

He yearns.

Interaction 3:

• "Why would you lose it? ..."
  
• "Why would I leave?"

Interaction 4:

• "Ooh I hope...!"
  
• "Yep..."
  
• "Not bad! Go for it!"
  
• "Dear GOD. Yep. Glad I asked for that."
  
• "You can ask me anything you want."
  
• "Of course I will..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I think so. Do you mean...?"
  
• "Hector..."
  
• "Oh, I'm in...!"

Interaction 5 (Attic):

• "Wow. Hector."
  
• "You are beautiful."
  
• "Well buckle up...!"
  
• "I LOVE you, Hector."

He earns.

He told you he LOVED you from the start. <3

Hero-hime

Hero-Hime

Interaction 1:

• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "What anime...?"
  
• "I love..."
  
• "I'm kinda surprised..."
  
• "What's a...?"
  
• "What's the...?"
  
• "Haha..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Nekoboru?"
  
• "Never mind."
  
• "I have a feeling..."
  
• "Am I ...?"
  
• Any option
  
• "Almost...!"
  
• "You got it, Hero!"

Interaction 2:

• "Morning."
  
• "Gee, thanks."
  
• "Can't scare me..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'm really...!"
  
• "Thanks..."
  
• Adjust footing.
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "I feel great!"
  
• "The protagonist..."
  
• "Are you sure?"
  
• "Never mind."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 3:

• "Training again?"
  
• "How so?"
  
• "Wallace...?"
  
• "What's that?"
  
• Either option
  
• "What if I go...?"
  
• "Am I...?"
  
• "Right at the apex."
  
• "Why...?"
  
• "Hyper Liger Driver!"
  
• "Hyper Liger...!"
  
• Either option
  
• "It rules!"
  
• "It's true...!"
  
• "I'm sure you will."
  
• "Your voice!"
  
• "Soooo..."
  
• "I'M COMING...!!!"
  
• DUMP THE BASKET SO FAST
  
• "Sure..."
  
• "YOU CAN TALK!?"
  
• "Holy plot twist..."
  
• "I really need..." OR "Ooohhh..."
  
• "Guide her? How?"
  
• "Oh that..." or "Man that art..."
  
• "What do I do?"
  
• "Nani!?"
  
• "Oh snap."
  
• "I don't know..."
  
• "Sounds good!"

Interaction 4:

• Either option
  
• "What's mini-tennis?"
  
• Swing-Halfway
  
• "Bring it on!"
  
• "Before we go...?"
  
• Either option
  
• "It sounds like..."
  
• "Would you still...?"
  
• "We've trained...!"
  
• "She has to..."

Interaction 5:

• "You know it, Hero."
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "Hyper Liger Driver!"
  
• "Regular Return!"
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• "Reliable Hyper Liger Driver!"
  
• "I'm ready!"
  
• Either option
  
• "Only 50%!?...!"

Interaction 6:

• "Maybe..."
  
• "Time for...!"
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• Either option
  
• Defend the center
• Either option
  
• "Like I'm..."
  
• Either option
  
• "Final Hyper Liger Driver!"
  
• Either Option.
  
• "Congrats, Hero-Hime!"
  
• "It was all you..."
  
• "I love you to, Hero-hime."

Sam-kun is gonna be so jealous...

Holly

Holly

Holly will only be available to chat in the morning.

Interaction 1:

• "Just wanted to introduce myself."
  
• Either option.
  
• "From who?"
  
• "A social butterfly?"
  
• "Sure!"

Interaction 2:

• Either option.
  
• "You're here now."
  
• "No."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Happy to help."
  
• "Get some rest."

Interaction 3:

• "You too!"
  
• "Sounds...hectic."
  
• "None taken." OR "No, that makes sense."
  
• "Nothing..." OR "Conflict resolution."
  
• "So what ARE the others saying?"
  
• (** Her answer depends on how many of the others you've met.)
  
• "I'm hardly running for office."
  
• "It's not July."

Interaction 4:

• Any option.
  
• "I F---ING LOVE FLYERS."
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "Hey I caught up...!"
  
• "$50"
  
• "So...'Mirthday'?"
  
• "Nice or 'nice' ?" OR "Was?"
  
• Any option.
  
• "She seemed concerned."
  
• "Yeah, she's just got..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "My lips are sealed."
  
• "Looks like you do."
  
• "Didn't you promise...?" or "You really are a workhorse."

Interaction 5:

• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "Can I help?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "..." OR "Is that the...?!"

(**If you need to romance Airyn, here is your perfect chance to wrack up those points. Keep selecting "..." until you've done it 10x. The conversation with Holly won't continue until you choose "Is that the...?!")

• "I didn't realize..."
  
• "Is it always...?" OR "I thought she was drunk."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 6:

• "I want to help."
  
• "Hear me out."
  
• "I'm going to take her on a date."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Great. Sounds like a plan."

Interaction 7:

• "Always."
  
• "I'm glad you're feeling better."
  
• "Kitchen first, right?"
  
• "Maybe she's not in today?"
  
• "Everyone needs a break sometimes."
  
• "Is she now?"
  
• "Potty time..."
  
• "They've got a high stress job..."
  
• "Do you?"
  
• "The office!"
  
• "Lucky shift I guess."
  
• "Must be love in the air."
  
• "From me."
  
• "Are you upset?"
  
• "I thought you might need a break..."
  
• "Ho ho ho."

Ho ho ho indeed.

Hoove

Hoove

I've seen the need for help romancing Hoove from all over the internet. So here's my method:

Interaction 1:
"Seemed like a while!"
"I'd love to chat!"
"So you're the one who is the investigator?"
"Looks...big."
"And...um...?"
"Nothing."
"I'll bet you've been all over the house!"
Either option.
"What do you do for fun?"
"I'd love to go some place with you!"

Interaction 2:
"..."
"You seem pretty winded."
"I was thinking we could do something together."
"Ooh! Is there a game on?"
"I love the Hanks!"
"As serious as they come!"
"...Papier Towelle.
"LET'S GO HANKEES!"
"Our Hankees...!"
"Do you feel like grabbing a drink?"
"That's delicious."
"Like I want another!"
"Me too. Let's eat some snacks..."
"Is something weighing you down lately?"
"You might be carrying around too much baggage."
"You might need to let go of a few things."
"You can always trust a fellow Hankees fan!"
"Why don't I hold on to it for you?"
"Do you love it?"
"Let's trash it then!"
"Want me to keep it somewhere for you?"
"I really enjoyed it, too. Bye hot stuff."

Interaction 3:
"How about we catch the Hankees game first?"
"I'm a SUPER FAN."
"Trick question..."
"Trick question..."
"Trick question..." (All of his questions are tricks~)
"Clap! Clap! ...!"
"Curveball."
"Screwball."
"Fastball!"
"I KNEW THEY'D DO IT!"
"Why not grab a quick drink...?"
"Maybe we could be more than just friends?"
"Hell yes I'd be into it."
"Nice is an understatement."
"Let's stick with the classic oil!"
"That's the point!"
"Time to get rid of some things!"
"Let's go piece by piece."
"Keep that..."
"That's a piece of old cheese."
"Keep it out of sight...!"
"Bye, Hoove. Get some rest."

Interaction 4:
"Glad to see you too, Hoove."
"Even space for love?"
"Another kiss might help you decide."
"Let's do it with tongue this time."
"Let's get you oiled up..."

Handsome Hoove DATED. <3

I, Ronaldini

I, Ronaldini

I, Ronaldini's affections can be won easily by rising to each others' freak the first the time you meet. MATCH HIS FREAK.

• Either option.
  
• "Aaaaaaaahhhh!!"
  
• "Aaaaaaaahhhh!"
  
• "I wouldn't say..."
  
• "Your tendrils can..." (*And away we go, I warned you.)
  
• "Parts of me are quaking alright."
  
• "You've never tamed me...!"
  
• "Go on..."
  
• "Go onnnnn..."
  
• "Expose those...!"
  
• "I'm willing to be lost forever if need be..."
  
• "Oh, I'm afraid..."
  
• "Would you rather I were trembling with fear or pleasure?"
  
• "Then snap those fingers."
  
• "Hey, I volunteer..."
  
• "Let this be...!"
  
• "It doesn't have to be a single show..."
  
• "Your wish is my command."
  
• "Am I getting in alone?"
  
• "Depends..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "What makes you think...?"
  
• "Oh..."

Welp, Abracadabra?

Jean-Loo

Jean-Loo

You need to cool rap your way in his heart using incredibly high SPECS stats. But not too quickly!

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "...What's that like?"
  
• "Holy crap."
  
• "Yes. Absolutely I am here..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Yes. I will rap. I am the best at rap."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I don't think..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "But all I've ever wanted...!"
  
• "No."

Interaction 2:

• "Yes, I'm ready."
  
• "What do you mean...?" OR "It may be about..."
  
• "Oh sure..."
  
• "Okay, here goes."
  
• "Okay. Got it."
  
• "Okay..."
  
• " - Jack!"
  
• " - Back!"
  
• " - Sack!"
  
• " - Shack!"
  
• " - Smack!"
  
• "Are you interested?" (**Not yet, but soon...)
  
• "No."

Interaction 3:

• "Yes."
  
• "Can you teach me your skills?"
  
• "Crap."
  
• "I guess that makes sense..."
  
• "Haha, that's a good one."
  
• "Turns out I forgot...!"
  
• "You turn around to find...!"
  
• "Let's go!"
  
• "Dredging..."
  
• "This sh-- won't get done..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Does this mean?"
  
• "...increase my SPECS stats first."
  
• ^Even if you have the stats select this option. If you go for the rap battle immediately and lose he'll HATE you and then Reggie will show up and it will ruin the entire run. Or if you go for the rap battle and win immediately here, you won't have spent enough time with Jean Loo for him to consider dating you, become FRIENDS and ruin the run.

DO NOT TALK TO JEAN LOO AGAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE HIGH SPECS POINTS IN ALL CATEGORIES.

Interaction 4:

• "Let's crap, Jean Loo!"
  
• "...I'm gonna win you're love fair and square!"
  
• [Sass 20] OR [Sass 30]
  
• [Sass 65], OR [Poise 70]
  
• [50 SMARTS] OR [Poise 40]
  
• [60 SMARTS] OR [60 EMPATHY]
  
• [60 SMARTS]
  
• "Have I earned that date, lover?"

You have earned Jean Loo's respect and his heart...and yes you can rap on the date.

Jerry

Jerry

Jerry is a content aware character. Therefore, you can just skip his story entirely and choose the LOVE ending.

But if you don't have content aware on, or you're not particularly triggered by Jerry's subject matter, it's still very easy to DATE Jerry! In fact you can do it in one interaction!

Choose:

• "Is that a rusty nail?"
  
• "Ooh, very romantic."
  
• "Oh..."
  
• "Seems kinda cramped in here."
  
• "This seems..."
  
• "It's pretty cramped...?"
  
• "No, no...!"
  
• "Yeah."
  
• "Well..."
  
• "Maybe I can...?"
  
• "The old parasol."
  
• "Wrap it in holiday lights."
  
• "How about these...?"
  
• "You're a beaut."

Things are coming up Jerry!

Johnny Splash

Johnny Splash.

Save Johnny until pretty much the end to pass a [95 POISE] check. You're gonna end up pretty much bypassing the entire danger zone of getting a HATE ending with it. I'll point out where you need to stop.

Interaction 1:

• "Glad I got the non-slip shower mat then."
  
• "Maybe cinnamon?"
  
• "Aw, you're so sweet!"
  
• "Well you're doing great!"
  
• "Tell me more."
  
• "Doubtful."
  
• "Absolutely."
  
• "Flirting...?"
  
• "12 minutes."
  
• "Wow..."
  
• [SMARTS 5] OR "No idea."
  
• If you chose [SMARTS 5] choose it again.
  
• "That sounds amazing!"
  
• "Terrible?"
  
• "Dreams? What dreams?"
  
• "Tell me your dreams, Johnny!"
  
• "Please Johnny, tell me your dream!"
  
• "Anything." OR [SASS 60]
  
• "I will Johnny, I promise."

Interaction 2:

• "Am I interrupting something...?"
  
• "I promised."
  
• "You be the clam, I'll be the butter sauce..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "That's the only reason you'd be sweet on me?"
  
• "What else would you do?" OR "What's wrong with being a shower?"
  
• "Me?"
  
• "No way! That's so cool!"
  
• "Tell me, I want to help."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You can't keep this talent to yourself."
  
• "Absolutelty, I love this confidence!"
  
• "Amazing! Do you have a plan?"
  
• "Who's your boss?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Ooo, sounds awesome! Tell me everything."
  
• "Sounds fascinating..."
  
• "Without question...!"
  
• "Sounds like a plan..."

Now wait to pass the [95 POISE] check.

Interaction 3:

• "Duke stopped biting you?"
  
• "They liked it?"
  
• "I knew they'd love you!"
  
• "That's incredible, Johnny!"
  
• "Anything to help you achieve your dream."
  
• "Let's do it!"
  
• [95 POISE]
  
• "Butter my biscuit...!"
  
• "You're gonna be greater than Plank Williams!"

Interaction 4:
Johnny is gonna act like you got into a fight last time you talked, even though you didn't. All other options besides the [95 POISE] end up with you getting into an argument with Johnny. It doesn't effect anything though. Press on.

• "I didn't want to miss your big night."
  
• "Of course."
  
• "Absolutely."
  
• "I bet!"
  
• "That is so incredibly sweet."
  
• Either option.
  
• "It must just be a mistake."
  
• "This doesn't change how I feel about you."
  
• "Not at all."
  
• "And it's a wonderful part of you..."
  
• "That's such a beautiful sentiment."
  
• "That's what I'm here for, Johnny."
  
• "That's perfect!"
  
• "Drench me, baby!"

HUNKA HUNKA WET HOT LOVE <3

Also, if you talk to Amir after meeting Johnny, you'll find that the two don't get along and they'll both invite you to watch them perform at the Breaker Box. Not necessary for the achievements but some extra fun to be had is there if you like :)

Keith

Keith

Keith is a content aware character. You can choose to skip his story entirely and fall in LOVE immediately. Also, when you talk to Keith again, he'll just judge your SPECS and give you candy when you're SPECS points are high enough. You can get 1 candy per SPEC stat.

But if you don't have content aware on, or aren't triggered by Keith's subject matter, Keith's friendship can be won in one interaction!

Choose:

• Either option.
  
• "I agree..."
  
• 
  
• "Love..."

This will satisfy the requirement for the trophy, but you'll need to talk to Keith a few more times if you need candy (which you shouldn't).

Keyes

Keyes

Our beautiful grand piano is a bit of a fish out of water.

Interaction 1:

• "..."
  
• "Brava! Brava!"
  
• "Is that 'duclimer'?"
  
• "I don't know...?"

Interaction 2:

• "Yes!"
  
• "Of course..."
  
• "Okay. What do you need?"
  
• "You mean...Hoove?"
  
• "D'accord."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Lux can be difficult..."

Talk to Hoove, Lux, and Hector, then come back.

Interaction 2:

• "Lots of progress!"
  
• "Ah no. They all refused..."
  
• "I think it's more..."
  
• "What do you mean?"
  
• "What agreement...?"
  
• "Aww, thank you..."
  
• "Spot on..."
  
• "That's because I'm not a composer."
  
• "You're right, Keyes..."
  
• "Alright..."
  
• "Cherry."
  
• "I think that is a compliment to you."
  
• "I'm sorry..."
  
• "It's the 'theater department' of my house, maybe?"
  
• "Positive."
  
• "It's a fashion choice."
  
• "Not wealthy." OR "Not a connoisseur." OR "Not a wealthy connoisseur of the arts."
  
• "In a nutshell."

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "Ooh, sexy title."
  
• "Is this about...?"
  
• "Please tell me..."
  
• "GASP! THAT CHARLATAN!"
  
• "Not true! She has the hot magician."
  
• "I knew it!"

Interaction 4:

• "Of course you have."
  
• "Yes, I do."
  
• "Hm..."
  
• "Was he on nonstop?"
  
• "That's not so bad, is it?"
  
• "Oh no. In our neighborhood?"
  
• "If you hum the mattress jingle..."
  
• "Oof..."
  
• "Would you like me to talk to Telly...?"
  
• "I'm confused..."
  
• "Today is a great day to fix that."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "That's the single hottest thing that I have ever heard."
  
• "Easy. Just tell him you'd like to be friends."
  
• "However you wan to spend your time is up to you."

Interaction 5:

• "You're adorable."
  
• "Yes! Another victim of my irresistible charm."
  
• "I do enjoy your company, Keyes..."
  
• "I would love that."
  
• "You're supposed to seal it with a kiss on each cheek..."
  
• "That's what friends do."
  
• "I didn't want anything else after I saw you..."

Interaction 6:

• "And you want my help?"
  
• "I'll do my best..."
  
• "Sounds good."
  
• "I think the magician might enjoy the plot development." OR "Oh hell yeah...!"
  
• "Of course..."
  
• "Rainey? ..."
  
• "You got it. Banning that record forever."
  
• "So what you really want is to hear it again."

Interaction 7:

• "Only when a deadline is staring me right in the face."
  
• "Congratulations!!"
  
• "I'm taking my seat!"
  
• "Of course I was..."
  
• "I liked the romantic subplot..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "I would love nothing more."

You can listen to Keyes' lovely concerto whenever you like <3

Koa

Koa
Koa's a chill guy and fairly straightforward.

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "Yeah, I love that."
  
• "Guess I'll give it a shot then."
  
• "Is this...?" OR "Whoa! Free money!"
  
• "I'm touched."

Interaction 2:

• "Thanks!"
  
• "..."
  
• "You found my car keys!"
  
• "Thanks!"

Interaction 3:

• "Good to see you!"
  
• "Let me guess...?"
  
• "GIMME THE SNACKS"
  
• "Wow, I'm touched."

Interaction 4:

• "You know it!"
  
• "Oh hell yeah!"
  
• "Oh yeah..."

Interaction 5:

• "Something on your mind?"
  
• "Isn't it always?"
  
• " 'I love you' ?"
  
• "Thank you!"
  
• "I stale Valentine heart you too, Koa."
  
• Either option.

Koa feels like the luckiest couch in the world to have your LOVE.

Kopi

Kopi

Kopi has a total of thirteen interactions...You need to order each drink 3x each, and have a few more conversations after this. Additionally, if you've spoken to Abel he'll immediately send you to Kopi. Progression in Kopi's story will pause and she'll give you a coffee for Abel.

It does not matter what order you choose to order the drinks. You can order each drink x3 in a row (ex. Latte, Latte, Latte) or you can bounce around (ex. Latte, Affogato, Irish coffee). Just make sure you know the answer to Kopi's questions when you order the drink for the 3rd time.

Latte 1:

• "A latte."
  
• "So...what is a latte?"

Latte 2:

• "A latte."
  
• "Why is it...?"

Latte 3:

• "A latte."

Kopi will ask 1 of 2 questions

• 1. ....The most essential pattern? ANSWER: "The Rosetta."
  
• 2. What's in a latte? ANSWER: "...a TOUCH of foam."

Affogato 1:

• "An affogato."
  
• "Why is it called...?"
  
• "Sounds like a delicious drowning."

Affogato 2:

• "An affogato."
  
• "What's in...?"

Affogato 3:

• "An affogato."

Kopi will ask 1 of 2 questions

• 1. "What does 'affogato'...? ANSWER: "Drowned."
  
• 2. "...Dessert or drink?" ANSWER: "Drink."

Irish Coffee 1:

• "An Irish coffee."
  
• "Wait, why is there alcohol in here?"

Irish coffee 2:

• "An Irish coffee."
  
• "What exactly...?"

Irish coffee 3:

• "An Irish coffee."

Kopi will ask 1 or 2 questions.

• 1. Why do you need to use Irish whisky? ANSWER: "It's smoother with hints of vanilla."
  
• 2. What do you pour over Irish coffee? ANSWER: "Thick cream."

From here, Kopi will open up about her troubles at work and you can start to flirt.

Interaction 1:

• "I'm all ears."
  
• "I've loved hearing you talk about coffee." (Select this one or she'll think you're just being a creep.)
  
• "I was hoping for something more."

Interaction 2:

• "Why were you...?"
  
• "I can't imagine..."
  
• "They give you orders...?"
  
• "What's wrong with....?" (Kopi will tell you how to meet with Nightmare.)
  
• "You're cute when you ramble."
  
• "I had the perfect blend..."

Interaction 3:

• "What the hell...?"
  
• "But we know each other well now."
  
• "Take me... to your leader."
  
• "Friendly sounds about right."
  
• "Of course."
  
• "Uh oh."
  
• "But you love...!"
  
• "'I'm so sorry..."
  
• "You have me."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:

• "Business is..."
  
• "What is it, Kopi?"
  
• "I'm so happy for you!"
  
• "I'll let you come up with something."
  
• "I love you too!"

With your LOVE and support, Kopi can conquer the coffee world!

Kristof

Kristof

The key to his HEART is VIOLENCE (...exercise).

Interaction 1:

• "Wow, you're big."
  
• "Yeah, love the body positivity!"
  
• "No!"

Interaction 2:

• "A soup spoon."
  
• "Definitely eye-scooping."
  
• "Which is...?"
  
• "You're hugging me."
  
• "Having my..." OR "You kinda smell good."
  
• "Do warriors practice...?"
  
• "Right. Violence. Got it."
  
• I flail...
  
• "I'm terrible at it. But man, seems like fun!"
  
• "Keep talking."
  
• "Hey thanks! ..."
  
• "Oh, absolutely!"
  
• "I'd really love to get a date."
  
• "You are spot on!"
  
• "I'm prepared!"
  
• "Okay - I'll do my best!"

Interaction 3:

• "Yeah! It was harder than I expected."
  
• "Sounds kinda dirty. Bring it on."
  
• "You got it!"

Interaction 4:

• "I knew it. I can tell!"
  
• "Thanks Kristof, that's really kind."

Interaction 5:

• "Valentine?"
  
• "Ah hell..."
  
• "No...but I CANNOT WAIT..."

Kristof's AFFECTION for you only continued to grow through your fitness journey.

Lady Memoria

Lady Memoria

You're memories aren't happy about being kept hidden in the attic. She's ready for you to make choices.

Interaction 1:

• "Oh, don't worry..."
  
• "Ouchies."
  
• "I am so on board...!"
  
• "Not this time. I'm ready."
  
• "We shall."

Talk to Cam and Artt before returning to Lady Memoria.

Interaction 2:

• "Sounds good...!"
  
• Any option.
  
• "Toss..." OR "Oh, keep...!"
  
• "I can let go of those..." OR "...Let's hang it up."
  
• "...Throw those away." OR "...Let's put those up."
  
• "...Yeah, they can go." OR "...Hang 'em up!"
  
• "I love how open-minded you are, Memoria."
  
• "Toss it..." OR "...Put it up."
  
• Either option.
  
• "We can let go of that." OR "Totally hang it!"

Interaction 3:

• "Um..." OR "Hang that one..."
  
• "Yeah, that passed. Yuck."
  
• "They can go." OR "No. I like 'em! ..."
  
• "...Toss it." OR "...Hang it up."
  
• "...I don't need it anymore." OR "I definitely want to keep that..."
  
• "No..." OR "...Let's put this up!"
  
• "Anything to make you happy."
  
• "Let it go..." OR "...Let's put it up."

Interaction 4:

• "Don't I get to have an opinion...?"
  
• "I'm going to miss..."
  
• "Don't be ridiculous." OR "Everyone who comes over should see this..."
  
• "We can throw this one away." OR "We hang it..."
  
• "A collage for the trash can..." OR "This definitely goes on the wall!"
  
• "Not as sweet as you."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Let it go." OR "Hang it up...!"
  
• "Nah..." OR "Hell yes...!"
  
• "...We can throw this out." OR "Yeah..."
  
• "Is that all you enjoyed..."
  
• "So am I..."

No it was not. And then was more enjoyment to be had.

*SMOOCH*

Lucinda Lavish

Lucinda Lavish

Lucinda Lavish is a DLC only character.

Lucinda will pop up quite randomly. Just use you're dateviators as usual and she'll interrupt at some point. I have found that she is more likely to interrupt when you're dateviators are aimed at something that would be a more expensive item in the house (Ex: the safe, the dining room table, the piano, etc).

Interaction 1:

• "Oh, hello... !"
  
• "Thank you?"
  
• "Okay... !"
  
• "No thanks..." OR "Actually..."

Interaction 2:

• "I love choices!"
  
• "I want to know more..."
  
• "You're more..."
  
• "No, you're doing great!"

Interaction 3:

• "You said you're..."
  
• "Prove it."
  
• "Everything?"
  
• "You've convinced me!"

Interaction 4:

• "How else..."
  
• "Okay..."
  
• "How can you...?"
  
• "That's my friend, Dorian."
  
• "Why...?"
  
• "Woah..."
  
• "I think I just..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 5:

• "I'm not convinced..."
  
• "Did your voice just go deeper just then?"
  
• "I have seen a different side..."
  
• "Lucinda, tell me your deepest secret."
  
• "Couldn't agree more."
  
• "That's awesome!"

Interaction 6:

• "I'm starting to understand..."
  
• "That's a pretty good one!"
  
• "No there doesn't...!"
  
• "Congratulations..."
  
• "I do...!"

Interaction 7:

• "You are Lucinda Limitless."
  
• "You're Limitless!"
  
• Best Lover.

Yay! <3

Luke Nukem

Luke

It's best to talk to Luke in the mornings. He'll ask you to talk in the morning specifically a couple of times through out the story.

Interaction 1:

• "Yep these limbs are stuck-on good!"
  
• "Very nice to meet you, Luke."
  
• " 'Go feral'? "
  
• "Use my blood for fuel...?"
  
• "Haha. Stupid swarmers."
  
• "Oh definitely dead."
  
• " 'May the Immortals...' "
  
• "Exciting! ..."
  
• "Absolutely, but I'd love to have you retell it..."
  
• "Whoa."
  
• "So you're going to die?"
  
• "So like, a date?"

Interaction 2:

• "But I only have my drivers license!"
  
• "I've got the same issue. No sweat."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You really think they're pretty?"
  
• "Sounds terrifying!"
  
• "26 hours seems like a lot."
  
• "That's nuts."
  
• "Would you let me in there?"
  
• "I'd like that."
  
• "Yes, sir!"
  
• "Yes."
  
• "Yes, sir!"
  
• "Yes..."
  
• "What's the signal?"

Interaction 3:

• "I'm very impressed."
  
• "Ok."
  
• "Yep!"
  
• "Oh I'd love that..."
  
• "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
  
• "Can't we talk about this?"

Interaction 4:

• "I needed to see you."
  
• "But I wanted to see you!"
  
• "But why lie, Luke?"
  
• "Actually, I kinda do."
  
• "You still can, Luke!"
  
• "You've got literal radiation...!"
  
• "And who knows...!"
  
• "Aye aye!"

Luke LOVES you for making him feel better about himself.

Lux

Lux

Love with Lux can be fickle...until they learn what real LOVE may be. But you'll need lots of charm [50]

Interaction 1:
"You're literally flawless."
"You're perfect..."
"You're the definition of perfection."
"Never change."
"At everything."
"Sounds GREAT!"

Congrats Lux LOVES you.

Interaction 2:
jk You're broken up.

"What?!"
"Uh... Ok."

Interaction 3:
[20 CHARM]
"Awesome...?"
"Can we just be a normal couple?"

Interaction 4:
Lux is gonna try to dump you again but...
[50 CHARM]

LOVE for realsies.

Lyric

Lyric

Interaction 1:

• "Ok, but..."
  
• "Wow...??"
  
• Any option.
  
• "I'm totally curious."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Do you have a favorite genre to write?"
  
• "Oh no! We gotta do something..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 2:

• "I know exactly what you mean."
  
• "For sure! Let's..."

You need to select options that will give you a best seller. There are a lot of possibilities to pull this off. Lyric will say, "This will be one for the ages!"

I recommend making a spicy book, but you don't have to.

• "No, let's go ahead with this one!"

Interaction 3:

• "Absolutely!"

Interaction 4
If you wrote a "spicy" book Lyric will ask if you have those feelings towards them. Say, "Yes."


Inspirational. Dreams come true <3

Mac

Mac

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "It came to me in a dream."
  
• "Unless you have a better way."
  
• "They are?" OR "More sophistacated than in the 1995 cinematic masterpiece, 'Hackermans'?"
  
• "I agree."
  
• "Sometimes it's 11.5 hours..."
  
• "Awww, thanks Mac."
  
• "Please do!" OR "Fo sho."
  
• "I love it too!"
  
• "All the self-insert fanfic...?"
  
• "I haven't? I'm so incredibly sorry!"
  
• "Very much."
  
• "I guess I just wasn't..."
  
• "They are?"
  
• "Of course!"
  
• "Absolutely." (*Again, the writers love the word 'absolutely' and I love it.)

Interaction 2:

• "Aww, thank you!"
  
• "I don't believe so..."
  
• "Aww, thank you!"
  
• "Wait, you saw that?"
  
• "It's ok, I think that's cute."
  
• "Yeah, let's do it!"
  
• "I'd never betray your trust."
  
• "I think it's...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Absolutely." (*Absooooolutely.)
  
• "Jersey rules!"
  
• "Whoa...?" OR "Are you ok?"
  
• "It's ok. I like it."
  
• "Absolutely! But why is that again?" (*Abso-flute-ly. I'm sorry this story is just the worst 'absolutely' offender lmao)
  
• "Wow. Can't wait."
  
• "For you: absolutely anything." (*...)
  
• "I understand..."
  
• "For you Mac? Of course!"
  
• "You have no idea...!" OR "Cool!"
  
• "Knowing I make you..."
  
• "Wouldn't miss it."

Interaction 3:

• "Right? What's up with that?"
  
• "Remind me?"
  
• "Hilarious!"
  
• "Yeah, that was rough."
  
• "Cool!"
  
• "I love hearing that!"
  
• "Haha. You're so funny!"
  
• "I have so many ideas. But I'd love to hear yours."
  
• "Ooo, I'd love that."
  
• "Eee...!" OR "Huzzah!"
  
• "Oh Mac, you're absolutely stunning." (*...hehehe. I swear this is the best option for reals though.)
  
• "I'm salivating."
  
• Any option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I guess-" OR "No problem - I have tons of lovers (If you have this option you have enough lovers to just come back to Mac at any time. If not, you need at least a few before you can progress with Mac again.)
  
• "...I trust you."
  
• "Ok."

Interaction 4:

• "I said I would, so I did."
  
• "Yes, but it's ok."
  
• "Yes."
  
• "Aww, really?"
  
• "Of course you did..."
  
• "More than anything."
  
• "Ok." OR "Finally...!"
  
• "Mind if I stroke more than your keys?"

I guess Mac's LOVE deals with absolutes. (*Yes...I really, really had to make the joke. Again all love <3)

Maggie and Sinclaire

Maggie and Sinclaire

Maggie and Sinclaire's LOVE can be won together. Similar to Jacques and Beau, so not with each other, but their stories are connected, so I'm writing them together.

Start with Sinclaire.

Sinclaire Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "Okay?"

Sinclaire Interaction 2:

• Either option.
  
• "But I thought Shirley Temples were..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Oh, is that...?"
  
• "I'm getting that."
  
• "What anyone might do."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Wait..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'll do everything I can!"
  
• "I think I know just the magnifying glass..."

Now you can talk to Maggie and start to gear up to help Sinclaire.

Maggie Interaction 1 (Post tutorial):

• Either option.
  
• "Tell me more!"
  
• "But..."
  
• "If you're open to it..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Let's start with the paper..."
  
• "Let's try cutting it..."
  
• "Let's try burning it..."
  
• "Let's taste it."
  
• "Let's dip a corner in water."
  
• "Let's see what other clues..."
  
• "What initial was written on it?"
  
• "A first initial?"
  
• "Let's have a chat with Dorian."
  
• "Indeed..."
  
• "I think I know..."
  
• "It was Mitchell Linn..."
  
• "Maggie, I would love nothing more."

Maggie Interaction 2:

• "That's very thoughtful of you."
  
• "That's so sweet!"
  
• "It's fun to be here with you..."
  
• "I've been thinking about you, too, Maggie."
  
• "I'd like to take this to the next step."
  
• "I was hoping...!"
  
• "But sometimes..."
  
• "Let's do it!" OR "Capital idea!"

Ask Hoove or Wallace about the rumor. Choose Wallace if he's saying more than wall, he'll give you the best answers for the mystery.

Talk to Stepford about the rumor.

Stepford (Maggie Quest) Interaction:

• "Could we actually talk about a case with Maggie?"
  
• "Heard anything about...?"
  
• "Yes..."
  
• "Tell us the truth!"
  
• "We know you didn't start that rumor...!"

To Maggie:

• Any option.
  
• See you there.

Talk to Scandalabra.

Scandalabra (Maggie Quest) Interaction:

• "Actually there's a new scandal..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Answer this allegation!"
  
• "Whether you were having fun or not..."
  
• "How about the issue of shininess?"
  
• "Doesn't silver tarnish?"
  
• "What about the way Scandalabra speaks?"
  
• "I don't think pedantic..."
  
• "Alright. I think I've heard enough..."
  
• "Quite so! The supposed stamp!"
  
• "Scoundrel! Time to fess up!"
  
• "I believe that punishment..."
  
• "Maggie, we did it!"
  
• "...I'd really like to kiss you right now."
  
• "Maybe we can go find somewhere..."

Maggie Interaction 3:

• "Me neither, Maggie."
  
• "I do. I could see this becoming something..."
  
• "Nothing to find, huh?"
  
• "That's so romantic!"
  
• "You can tell me."
  
• "But you're the best there is!"
  
• "I'm up for it Maggie."
  
• "So I got some take-out...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "He mentioned finding someone..."

Make sure you have [25 SMARTS] so you can solve Sinclaire's mystery!

Take Maggie to Sinclaire!

Sinclaire Interaction 3 (Solving the mystery):

• "Um..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Let's go into a bit of detail about your occupation, Martin."
  
• "What do you do there?"
  
• "What if my name isn't Martin?"
  
• "What's your boss' name?"
  
• "Right..."
  
• "Tell me about your office."
  
• "Let's move on..."

To Maggie:

• "It's like he's making it up as he goes..."
  
• "He's a sink..."

To Sinclaire:

• "Can you tell us...?"
  
• "What was the deal with her punch card?"
  
• "Do you still have it?"
  
• "Why did she curse you, again?"
  
• "How do I know she's a real person?"
  
• "Let's move on..."

To Maggie:

• "The disposal warranty..."

To Sinclaire:

• "Martin, I'd like to talk about your trip..."
  
• "But you mentioned them being 'potent' ..."

To Maggie:

• "What do you make of the Questionable Dandelion?"
  
• "Jimson weed is a thing."
  
• [25 SMARTS]
  
• "I have my takeaway..."
  
• "He ordered from a real restaurant..."
  
• "And on top of that...!"

To Sinclaire:

• "I'd like to know..."
  
• "Let's bring in Dorian!"
  
• "Let's talk to Arma."
  
• You can talk to Sudsy for fun :)

To Dorian:

• "Was Sinclaire always this way?"
  
• "Does Sinclaire recognize you?"
  
• "Have you noticed...?"
  
• "Alright, let's move on."

To Arma:

• "Can you provide...?"
  
• "Does Sinclaire remember...?"

To Sinclaire:

• "I think we're ready to move on."
  
• "I think we're done here. Let's solve this thing!"

To Maggie:

• Any option.
  
• "I agree. But we have to..."

To Sinclaire:

• "Sinclaire, you're actually a sink."
  
• "Other objects in the house..."
  
• "Something happened on your 'night out'."
  
• "No, Sinclaire, you ate a psychedelic weed!"
  
• "Your encounter with Vagabonda wasn't real."
  
• "The 'punch card' was a disposal warranty."
  
• "Hit the disposal!"
  
• "Oh no, man. You've been TRIPPING BALLS."
  
• "Maggie, why don't I wrap things up here?"
  
• "Well, hello Sinclaire. It's a pleasure."
  
• "I wouldn't say no to a date..."
  
• Either option.

Sinclaire is clear of mind and says YES to LOVE.

Now you can go back to your favorite detective!

Maggie Interaction 4:

• "We're great together."
  
• "I would love that."

**You can choose to party with Maggie instead if you want, you'll just end up making these choices when you come back the next day. :)

You're Maggie's favorite detective! She's happy to resume your tea Date. And if you talk to her after you get your LOVE ending she has a couple other ideas for DATES :)

Mateo

Mateo Manta

Interaction 1:

• "What's going on?"
  
• "Who is Davi?" OR "Must be a friend of yours."
  
• "I don't think so..."
  
• "Poor thing..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Who is...?" OR "Feisty!" OR "Aww..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Can I pet her?" OR "Is she friendly?"
  
• "Ah on second thought..."
  
• "Is there...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "You've gotta lighten up on yourself."
  
• "You're not...?"
  
• "You've got a big heart...!"
  
• "I'd love that."

Talk to Phoenicia, then return to Mateo

Mateo will have additional interactions depending on how many of the dateables with pets you have met. Your choices during them will not matter.

Interaction 2:

• "If I had a nickel..."
  
• "No problem!"
  
• "So these are the cuties..."
  
• "And who gets to pamper you?"
  
• "How 'bout you let me...?"
  
• "Yeah, of course."

Now you are on the search for Davi! You'll find a few friends you'll need to bring back to Mateo before you can find him.

Interaction 3:
Davi has made a friend in the laundry room on the windowsill. Use your dateviators to interact with it so you can bring it to Mateo.

Interaction 4:

Return to Mateo.

• "Did Betty find anything?"
  
• "Not the bathroom actually..."
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "I'm on it!"

Interaction 5:
Davi's next friend is nearby, right next to Connie. Use the dateviators to befriend it and bring it to Mateo.

Interaction 6:

• Return to Mateo
  
• "Mateo, breathe...?"
  
• "Anything from Lyric?" OR "Did any of your leads...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Lay it on me." OR "Gimme what you've got!"

Interaction 7:
You'll find Davi and an old friend in the gym closet under a box, beneath the lowest shelf. Interact with them so they'll both come with you back to Mateo (you'll earn the "Found Davi" trophy if you haven't already.)

Interaction 8:

• Return to Mateo
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "They're lucky..."
  
• "I've grown pretty attached..."
  
• "Yeah, I'd like that. Like a lot"

Mateo will have one more interaction to lock in your LOVE ending where choices do not matter. Follow your HEART.

Mikey Transaction

Mikey

Mikey is a DLC only character.

Ah yes Mikey the DLC DILF lmao

Interaction 1:

• "What are the features?"
  
• "I think I MIGHT just fall in love you..."
  
• "Okay, sure."
  
• "Ooohh..."
  
• "How do I get Brundles?"
  
• "Awesome!"

Interaction 2:

• "Who was that one the phone?"
  
• "It's okay Mikey. I was just curious."
  
• "How many...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "What kinds of things...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "How can things...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Who is your wife?"
  
• **"Let's go to the Brundle merchant!"
  
• Ask how much Money you have.
  
• Exchange your Money for the maximum amount of Brundles to pull for armor.
  
• "No (to return to main menu)."**
  
• "Pull for armor!" (x4)
  
• Common Boots: "Thanks Mikey!" OR "Okay, I guess..."
  
• Epic Gauntlets: "Pretty Good!"
  
• LEGENDARY CUIRASS OF UNWAVERING MAGNETISM: "Woohoo!" OR "Can't wait to try it on."
  
• "Just saying hi!"

**From now on, you can follow the process of going to the Brundle merchant and purchasing more when you run out.

Interaction 3:

• "Pull for armor (x4)."
  
• Common Boots: "All right..." OR "It's all part of the grind."
  
• Epic Gauntlets: "Pretty Good!"
  
• LEGENDARY CUIRASS OF UNWAVERING MAGNETISM: "Woohoo!" OR "Can't wait to try it on."
  
• "Just saying hi!"

Interaction 4:

• "Was that your wife...?"
  
• "Does that mean your looking for love?"
  
• "Sounds gaseous and highly volatile."
  
• "Well, I think..."
  
• "Sure!"
  
• "Pull for armor (x4)."
  
• "Just saying hi!"

Interaction 5:

• "Pull for armor (x4)."
  
• "Just saying hi!"

Interaction 6:

• "Is everything ok...?"
  
• "What Valdivian has been doing..."
  
• "Can you pull your way out...?"
  
• "I'll find a way to support you, I swear it."
  
• "Pull for armor (x4)."
  
• "Just saying hi!"

Interaction 7:

• "I LOVE you is all!"
  
• "Yes!"
  
• "Sounds great!"

+20% Luck on armor pulls (Pull as many times as you want, but once you get all 3 types of armor you won't get anymore SPECS stat boosts from Mikey).

Mikey is ready to try to PULL For LOVE again!

There's one more interaction with Mikey, but you have what you need for the achievement. :)

Miranda

Miranda

Toastadora time!

Interaction 1:

• "I can help you shake out those crumbs!"
  
• "What kind of music do you play?"
  
• "Babershop?" OR "Gregorian chanting?"
  
• "If I'm lucky."

Interaction 2:

• "I wanted to ask you about your music!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sorry...what's happening?"
  
• "Yeah! Tell 'im Miranda!"
  
• "100%...!"
  
• "You're going to write a song about him?"

Interaction 3:

• "No, I totally get it! Can I help? Don't turn into a puddle."
  
• "Ooh, fun. Yeah, let's go."
  
• "Of course."
  
• "Happiness."
  
• "Yes."
  
• "I really do."
  
• "Oh yeah. I completely understand."
  
• "You are pretty amazing."
  
• "Watching the sun rise?"
  
• "Your LOVE..."
  
• "I'd love to see you again. Maybe not for work, though?"
  
• "So excited!"

Interaction 4

• "You bet I did! You're worth it."
  
• "Tell me about you."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I love to listen to music, actually."
  
• "Latin pop."
  
• "Ok! If you could travel...?
  
• "All the time."
  
• "It's cute."

Interaction 5:

• "You want to keep dating...?"
  
• "I feel sparks with you."
  
• "Bye, Miranda Dulcita."

Come back for another interaction to hear the song you wrote together. Of course tell her you LOVE it. No notes. <3

Mitchell

Mitchell Linn

He's a food reviewer. He loves food, but he can also LOVE YOU.

Interaction 1:

• "It's a Sauvignon Blanc."
  
• "It probably pairs nicely with goat cheese."
  
• "I consider myself..."
  
• "That would be great!"

The order you choose to visit the restaurants does not matter.

Interaction 2:

• "Let's do sushi!"
  
• "I think it's exquisite, Daisuke."
  
• "Look more closely..."
  
• "Traditionally..."
  
• ''Great! ..."
  
• "Eat it right away...!"
  
• "Mmmm...!"

Interaction 3:

• "I'd love to!"
  
• "You had me at 'ice cream'."
  
• "Rustic...!"
  
• "That's so creative...!"
  
• "Freddy that's so COOL! ..."
  
• "Wanna swirl things up...?"
  
• "FREDERICK...!"
  
• "Lay it on me, baby!"
  
• "Just take me now, why don't you?"
  
• "Oh, you SLUT." OR "You're a naughty, naughty boy..."
  
• "TAKE ME YOU NASTY ANIMAL!"
  
• "Au contraire..!"

Interaction 4:

• "Is something wrong, Mitchell?"
  
• "Ask away!" OR "Anything."
  
• "They are themselves an act of love."

Interaction 5:

• "I'd love to!"
  
• "Hawaiian Fusion...!"
  
• "Love the cheongsachorong..."
  
• "Koa's lap is pretty comfy!"
  
• "Might I substitute...?"
  
• "Geonbae!"
  
• "THIS SLAPS!"
  
• "I felt it too..."
  
• "Felt that heat, that electricity..."
  
• "It doesn't have to be..." (*People feel so betrayed because you can pick this and not end up with a love ending. He was turned on by the food ya'll not you lmao. You can have it be about you later I promise.)

Interaction 7:

• "Let's hear Koa's..."
  
• "How about Freddy's...?"
  
• "Let's read Daisuke's..."
  
• "...for a romantic dinner for two."
  
• "...Dine in..."

WE LOVE FOOD. The manifestation and actual food.

Monique

Monique

You need to have a positive ending with Sophia before you can DATE Monique.

Interaction 1:

• Any option
  
• "Nice to meet you."
  
• "I was kinda..."
  
• "I just wanted..."
  
• "Can't we just hang out?"
  
• "Oh okay..."

Interaction 2:

• "I'll wait."
  
• Either option.
  
• "What...?"
  
• "I appreciate it."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I see! Thanks!"

Interaction 3:

• "Who is that...?"
  
• "I'll just leave it..."
  
• "You seem eager."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Monique, are you scared?"

Monique will tell you to come back another day. Pay attention to what day she tells you.

Interaction 4 (Return on the day she told you to):

• "Oh okay."
  
• "Yeah I do."
  
• "An interview?"
  
• "Those are high stakes!"
  
• "Wait until next month's budget."
  
• "Put it up for sale online."
  
• "Pay off my debts and invest the rest."
  
• "Adjust my budget."
  
• "20%."
  
• "All the time."
  
• "Because I like you."
  
• "Yes, I'm confident."

Interaction 5:

• "Why's that?"
  
• "I like you too."
  
• "Of course!"
  
• The order of the locations you take Monique to does not matter. Depending on who you have met before your DATE, you'll have a few run ins with other dateables. Choices during these encounters don't matter, they all really like Monique. <3
  
• "Let's show you where..."
  
• "How about the gym?"
  
• "The bedroom!"
  
• "There's a big 'ol living room."
  
• "I play video games." OR "I watch TV." OR "Hang out."
  
• "...Laundry room?"
  
• "Let's take you to my office?"
  
• "Let's take you to the kitchen."
  
• "How about the dining room?"
  
• "Any time. I find myself very ATTRACTED to you."

The feeling is mutual. <3

Nightmare

Nightmare

Nightmare is a content aware character. You can skip the story if you need/want to and select the LOVE ending. From there you can ask Nightmare for nice dreams when they show up.

If you aren't skipping read this section further :)

Interaction 1

• "Stop, please!"
  
• "I-I'm not!"
  
• "That's it?"
  
• "Wait how can I see you again?"

Nightmare will advise you that drinking coffee at night is a good way to cause nightmares.

Interaction 2:

• "...cut it out!"
  
• Either.
  
• "Why should I...?"
  
• "...Failure."

Interaction 3:

• "That's too scary! Why...?"
  
• "That the perfect version of me..."

Interaction 4:

• "Hey, wait."
  
• "I was just thinking..."
  
• "I just want..."
  
• "I have this..."
  
• "There's value in fear..."
  
• "I wish..."

Interaction 5:

• "Hey, wait."
  
• "I was just thinking..."
  
• "I just wanted to talk to you, actually."
  
• "I have a recurring daydream..."
  
• "There's value in fear..."
  
• "I wish people would..."

Interaction 6:

• "Hey, Nightmare."
  
• "Oh no no..."
  
• "Did what?"
  
• "I guess that's why..."
  
• "Are you okay?"
  
• "Why do you HAVE to scare me?"
  
• "Ohh, mercy, help!"
  
• "You need to..."

Interaction 7:

• "When you have something to lose?"
  
• "I think is where it changes, I think."
  
• "A relationship."
  
• "I like you, too."
  
• Kiss her.
  
• "Can I hold you?"

She thinks its best that she holds you. <3

Parker Bradley

Parker

Interaction 1:

• "Hi Parker!"
  
• "I would!"
  
• "Sure, why not?"
  
• "Okay..." OR "Interesting...!"
  
• "Okay- can't wait!"

You're relationship status with Parker is up chance with a dice roll. You are going to aim to weigh the dice to roll for love.

I will share my strategy that has worked through multiple play thrus:

Interaction 2:

• "Yes, how do you play?"
  
• "Green."
  
• "Spin the spinner!"
  
• "Actually..."
  

• "Spin the spinner!"

The amount of times you need to select this option is a bit up to chance, but you should still win if you keep selecting this option. Even if you don't win, it's not that big of deal unless you lose another game.

• "That just seemed..."
  
• Any option.

+1 Win

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "As my first move..."
  
• Develop your pieces to the center.
  
• Brush Parker's hand with yours.
  
• Let the bishop go...

+1 Win

Interaction 4:

• "Sure..."
  
• "France."
  
• Look over at Parker's resources.
  
• Attempt to corner...
  
• Put all your resources...

+1 Win

Interaction 5:
SAVE BEFORE STARTING THIS INTERACTION.

Even though the dice will be heavily loaded in your favor it is still up to chance and getting the HATE OR FRIEND ending is possible.

"Great!"
"I'm so happy we rolled to be LOVERS!"

And so is Parker.

Penelope

Penelope

We are here to bear witness to the improved love life on Penelope office supplies. By dating her ourselves. Eventually. We get there.

Interaction 1:

• " 'Office Romance Magazine' ?"
  
• "Probably a good place to start."
  
• "Sorry?"
  
• Either options.
  
• "You're so right queen."
  
• "Lead with your best asset..."
  
• "Just be yourself." OR "Match his energy..."

**Stella will ask you to talk to Penelope for her during her story (See Stella's section). Unlike with most, you will be able to talk to Penelope about the quest topic AND still be able to progress in Penelope's story. So no need to hold off on talking to Stella, and the choices will remain the same for our lovely office supplies lady. :)

Interaction 2:

• "Tell me about it."
  
• "You should date me instead."
  
• "Feminine and fine? Sounds like you're describing yourself."
  
• "I'd be excited about dating Penelope too."

Interaction 3:

• "So I take it your date..."
  
• "She had a babe like you on and date and cried the entire time?"
  
• "If that's all it takes I'm around..."
  
• "You better treat her right."
  
• "I'll...leave you to it." OR "I'll see myself out?"

Interaction 4:

• "Are you finally going to give up and date me?"
  
• "You deserve better...you deserve me."
  
• "Wow, you did great."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Would you like a hug?"

Interaction 5:

• "NO! You deserve the best!"
  
• "Are you really gonna date this guy instead of me?"
  
• "This is the greatest day of my life."
  
• Either option.

It's LOVE <3

Phoenicia

Phoenicia

Interaction 1(**I noticed if you don't start Phoenicia's story line until much later in the game, this interaction will be skipped. If you don't get this conversation just skip to Interaction 2.):

• "Sounds fun..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Sure sounds like something."
  
• "It looked like..."

Interaction 2:

• Remove Phoenicia's case.
• "Better?"
  
• "Okay..."
  
• "Tell me about it!" (She'll add Roomers to find more folks if you're early on in the game, if not she'll just tell you she's out of gossip.)

Interaction 3:

• "Oh no, not again." OR "I'm sorry...!"
  
• "What do I do...?"
  
• To Freddy: "I need your help."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Hang on..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Of course I do." OR "Why wouldn't I?"
  
• "Is the cold air helping...?"
  
• "You don't need to thank me..."
  
• "Is it normal...?"
  
• "So...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Are you? ..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You care a lot."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• "I bet you're pretty important to them too." OR "Does that include me?"

You've saved Phoenicia from burn out and she LOVES you for it! This will satisfy the goal for the achievement but there will be one more interaction with Phoenicia!

Prissy

Prissy

We must give her, her flowers. Literally.

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "So my mere..."
  
• "That makes more sense..."
  
• "I'm sorry, you what?"
  
• "...sure?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I know! It's so perfumey."
  
• "Cool..."
  
• "Real...?"
  
• "...That is very cool and exciting!"
  
• "Of course I will."
  
• "Oh, a spell..."
  
• Douse, Wiggle AND Recite
  
• "Honestly no..." OR "I don't think..."
  
• "Totally. Your fun."

Interaction 2:

• "Oh? Which was?"
  
• "Ok, I'll bite...!"
  
• "Magic?"
  
• "I get it..."
  
• "Woot..."
  
• "Not sure yet. Maybe." OR "Oh, absolutely."
  
• "Does woot evaporate?"
  
• "Essence."
  
• "I am SO into this...!"
  
• "Yes...!"
  
• "Yep, front and center!"
  
• "And the Woot shall be!"
  
• Pour the woot.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I'm so sorry, Prissy."

Interaction 3:

• "I totally do! No effort is ever wasted."
  
• "Ok. What's the real problem?"
  
• "Bugs."
  
• "Ok..." OR "Makes sense..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You've got it, friend."
  
• "Sure I can..."
  
• "...Screw them!"
  
• "You don't have to. I'll do it."
  
• Brush her leaves with vinegar.
  
• "Fingers crossed!"
  
• "You got it!"

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "...I love you!"

She's real and she's everywhere. And she's in LOVE. Happiest day of her life.

Rainey

Rainey (World's cutest flapper.)

Interaction 1:

• "May I have this dance?"
  
• "You mean...?"
  
• "I was gonna..."
  
• "I can't imagine why..."

Interaction 2:

• "Oh you..."
  
• "That's awfully rude."
  
• "What tumble?"

You have to talk to Celia before talking to Rainey again, otherwise you'll just waste a time slot.

Interaction 3:

• "Celia told me..."
  
• "I'm sorry, Rainey."
  
• "Is it?"

Interaction 4:

• "Hey, Rainey..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "A worthy cause."

Interaction 5:

• "Is this...?"
  
• "Yeah...!"

Interaction 6:

• "You've been waiting...?"
  
• "But where are we going?"
  
• "That sounds great."
  
• "One sec...?"
  
• Any option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "I feel like..."
  
• "What is it?"
  
• "Don't cry, Rainey..."
  
• "Who among us...?"
  
• Any option.
  
• "You deserve..."
  
• "I'm proud too."

Interaction 7:

• "I am..."
  
• "I'm pretty handy..."
  
• "We can just..."
  
• "That sounds..."
  
• Tighten each...
  
• "Happy to help."

Interaction 8:

• Join her.
  
• "It's going to..."
  
• "What are you saying, Rainey?"
  
• "I'd love that."
  
• Either option.

Keen. <3

Rebel

Rebel

Rebel is a content aware character and can be skipped using Skylar. Just choose LOVE when she asks.

If you're not skipping:

Interaction 1:

• "Who the duck are you?"
  
• "I asked second."
  
• "Santa Claus."

Interaction 2:

• "I didn't get your name."
  
• "That doesn't seem true."
  
• "Are you just...?"
  
• "You're a real philosopher..."
  
• "I mean I didn't really say you..."
  
• "So...Rebel's your real name?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Nah..."
  
• "Yep. Thought so."
  
• "Wait..."

Interaction 3:

• "I'm checking out the others here...not you."
  
• "This feels like a trap."
  
• "Yeah..."
  
• "Lesson being?"
  
• "Might not be the words I'd use."
  
• "Better than I could have hoped for."

Interaction 4:

• "Ok, what's your deal?"
  
• "Maybe we got off on the wrong foot."
  
• "Yeah. I got that."
  
• "Almost..."
  
• "Look, I just..."
  
• "Yeah but it's not about..."
  
• "Being a little more polite..."
  
• "Bye, Rebel."

Interaction 5:

• "What's wrong?"
  
• "And you came to tell me that? ..."
  
• "I'm good for now..."
  
• "...you just came by."
  
• "I think we need to talk seriously."
  
• "We're not doing this... ?"
  
• "Stop all the posturing. Just talk to me."
  
• "Rebel..."
  
• "Not yet. I need to say my piece."
  
• "Not happening..."
  
• "Your behavior is hurtful."
  
• "The super aggressive attitude..."
  
• "It's so difficult to talk to you."
  
• "You're intentionally pushing people away."
  
• "I do. But..."
  
• "You can talk to me."
  
• "You got it."

Interaction 6 (Office):

• Any option.
  
• "What was Rebel doing here?"
  
• "I'm worried about Rebel."
  
• "Is everything ok?"
  
• "That's fair..."

Interaction 7 (Bathroom):

• "Let's hear it."
  
• "...You're safe here."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Holy smokes...!"
  
• "My god, Rebel, I'm so sorry."
  
• "So you rejected everyone."
  
• "Rebel, you don't know your own strength."
  
• "...You might feel small, but you aren't."
  
• "Power to help. Power to hurt."
  
• "Everyone has made mistakes."
  
• "Some apologies..."
  
• "Rebel..."
  
• "You've got this, Rebel!"
  
• "Come back and see you...?" OR "I'll be back soon..."

Interaction 8 (Bathroom):

• Either option.
  
• "IDK WHAT?!"
  
• "But you seem so happy!"
  
• "I'm proud of you."
  
• "That's amazing!"
  
• "Ahem."
  
• "Mac's cool like that." OR "Ooh what?"
  
• "I think..."
  
• "Your behavior was a sign of pain."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Duck it, Rebel. Let 'er rip!"

Player character goes to therapy for reals. LOVE with Rebel and helping reconnect lost family <3

Reggie

"Reggie" Regina Rejection

If you followed this guide the whole way through, you'll have never met Reggie.

Time to introduce yourself.

Talk to Skylar and she'll introduce you.

Skylar:

• "I used a guide." (Don't lie to her lmao)

Reggie doesn't think you're for reals. There's no way you can actually love all 99+ of their friends equally. So get ready for a Pop Quiz on your lovers. <3

Reggie:

• "Hi Reggie..."
  
• "I have lots of love to give!"
  
• "No I won't!"
  
• "I'm being honest."
  
• "Bring it on."
  
• "Celestiana."
  
• "An old cucumber."
  
• "Toucans."
  
• "I'm not trying to."
  
• "I know you're just acting tough, but you're a softie."
  
• "Really?"
  
• "Yes! Score!"

Reggie LOVES you too.

But Skylar has more to say. (*Hope you read the quick intro....)
"Thanks...!"
"Do your worst."
"Yup, that's me. Totally honest."

Skylar will celebrate you never cheating! That's right, she knows if you reloaded.

Dunno what happens if you were save scumming. Sorry folks. Delete those extra files lol

River

River

Interaction 1:

• "No actually..."
  
• "Nothing..." OR "I was actually hoping..."
  
• "It's not asking to much...?"
  
• Any option
  
• "Ohhh, THAT one."
  
• "She has the range..."
  
• "You're really putting me..."

Interaction 2:

• "What's...?"
  
• "Uh...oh."
  
• "Huh..."
  
• "That doesn't sound..."
  
• "Gimme..."
  
• "That sounds awful."
  
• "You're very creative."

Interaction 3:

• "It's none of my business."
  
• "I thought maybe..."
  
• "You're a crucial part..."
  
• "I want you to stay..." OR "Chasing everyone's..."
  
• "Tell me something..."
  
• "Maybe..."

Interaction 4:

• "You seem down."
  
• "Just choose the one..."
  
• "I like you..."
  
• "Do you mind if I sit?"
  
• "I know what it's like..."
  
• "Get to know..." OR "We start over..."
  
• "Hell, you might..."

Interaction 5:

• "Oh yeah?" OR "I was thinking..."
  
• "I've been there..." OR "You shouldn't..."
  
• "Perfectly."
  
• "I'd like that a lot." OR "I'd rather just get to know you, River."

River is happy to let the LOVE flow.

Rongomaiwhenwua

Rongomaiwhenwua

Interaction 1:

• "New?"
  
• "If I'm....?"
  
• "Damn..."
  
• "Happy to help."

Interaction 2:

• "Are you surprised?"
  
• "Well you ARE..."
  
• "You can get my worship..."
  
• "I was hoping to get to know you..."
  
• "I've never known..."
  
• "I really..."

Interaction 3:

• "I'm happy..."
  
• "What did they...?"
  
• "I live to serve, queen."
  
• "What if we...?"
  
• "Going to..."

Interaction 4:

• "Sign me up."

You can experience infinity together. <3

Scandalabra

Scandalabra

Interaction 1:

• "What's special about you?"
  
• "Just because you're..."
  
• "Sounds kind of cool...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Why I'd be delighted to hear..."
  
• Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
  
• Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
  
• Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
  
• Any option (Options depend on who you've met).
  
• Any option (Options depend on who you've met).

Interaction 2:

• "You're sitting on the table..."
  
• "I didn't see anything...!"
  
• "I'm sorry I don't polish you..."
  
• "You...?"
  
• "Oh, I can imagine all right."

Interaction 3:

• "Take me away..."
  
• "Abel told me...", "Could it be...?", or [SMARTS 30]
  
• [SMARTS 30] OR "Could it be the arm...?"
  
• [SMARTS 30] OR "Near the top?"
  
• [SASS 50] OR "Well how do I...?"
  
• Either option.

You can progress Scandalabra's story after you get positive endings with at least 25 other dateables.

Scandalabra will ask you for a kiss

"I'd love to..."

To kiss Scandalabra, take the dateviators off and left click the candalabra. Do this before talking to Scandalabra again or he'll just complain you haven't kissed him and you'll waste a time slot.

Interaction 4:

• "Okay, you go it!"

You need to kiss Scandalabra again using the method described above before talking to Scandalabra again.

Interaction 5:

• Kiss Scandalabra one more time. With tongue. Unlock "Graphic Depictions" trophy.
  
• "It was...!"
  
• "True love with you- at long last!"

The Scandalabra LOVES you.

Key here, the Scandalabra loves you.

Talk to him again after you finish Maggie's storyline involving him.

Interaction 6:

• "Hey Scandalabra...I like playing pretend too."
  
• "...The more ribald the better!" MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THIS ONE OR HE'LL FRIENDZONE YOU (**made that mistake before lol)

OR

• "I actually love you for who you are underneath."

Real LOVE and now you can Realize him. <3

Sassy Chap

Sassy Chap

In order to win over Sassy Chap you need to make the game's developers LOVE you.

Sassy Chap will ask you to play the Dev Dating game with him. You have a really good shot if you just try your best to answer all of the available trivia questions to get the love ending.

You need 30 points to win love and there are 33 Devs.

There is an excellent guide available for all of the correct answers: here.[gamerant.com]

Shelley

Shelley

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "Go on then."
  
• "That's really great to hear."
  
• "Are you upset with me?" OR "Did you think I...?"

Interaction 2:

• Any option.
  
• "Were you doing some cleaning?"
  
• "Do you...?"
  
• Dust gently.
  
• "I'd never do that!"
  
• "Supported...?"
  
• "I guess."

Interaction 3:

• Embrace her.
  
• "Do people throw...?"
  
• "Excuse me?"
  
• "Scared..."
  
• "STRESSED!"
  
• "You must be..."

Interaction 4:

• "It worries me..."
  
• "I don't mind." OR "Wow, you're so popular Shelley!"
  
• "Don't you think you...?"
  
• "Can you give her...?"
  
• Any option.
  
• "Can't we just...?" OR "Isn't it the fault of...?"
  
• "I'm...really not handy." OR "I don't even know where I'd begin."
  
• "Maybe there's a middle ground here?"

Interaction 5:

• "I don't blame you..."
  
• "Learning to deal..." OR "You just learn to live with it."
  
• "You're welcome."
  
• "I'd love that, Shelley."

You are Shelley's shelf. <3

Skylar

Skylar Specs

After the tutorial is done, you can DATE Skylar in 3 interactions:

Interaction 1:

• "I'm having a freakin' blast!"
  
• "Let's chat about you!"
  
• "Can we talk about...?"
  
• "How do dateables...?"
  
• Any option.
  
• "That's okay..."
  
• "I think..." OR "It's a lot to take in...."
  
• "Ready..."
  
• "I'm sorry to hear that."
  
• "Oh..."
  
• "How can I help?"
  
• "No problem!"

Interaction 2:

If you have the DLC, Skylar will offer to tell you the locations of the exclusive characters.

• "Let's chat about you!"
  
• "Can we talk about...?"
  
• "How do the dateviators...?"
  
• "That's it?"
  
• "Yeah."
  
• "Intriguing..."
  
• "What's 'gestalt'?"
  
• "I think..." OR "It's a lot..."

Interaction 3:

• "Pretty good."
  
• "Sure I am."
  
• "Let's chat about you!"
  
• "Can we talk about...?"
  
• "What's so special...?"
  
• "Keep your secrets, then."
  
• "I think..." OR "It's a lot..."
  
• "Of course, Skylar."

LET'S DATE!

Sophia

Sophia

Sophia is a content aware character and can be skipped directly into LOVE.

If you choose not to skip:

Interaction 1:

• "I'm sorry."
  
• "Yes, ma'am."
  
• "Yes, mistress."
  
• "It crossed my mind."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Actually I'm pretty open." OR "I definitely do now."
  
• "Well, obviously drowning is bad."
  
• "Thank you, mistress."
  
• "There's no combination..."
  
• "My sincere apologies..."
  
• "Yes, mistress."
  
• "Yes, mistress!"

Interaction 2:

• Any option
  
• "Then let's get to that paperwork...!"
  
• "Without question, mistress."
  
• "Absolutely, mistress."
  
• "Sure, what the heck."
  
• "Yes, mistress."
  
• "I completely agree mistress."
  
• "Safe."
  
• "You inspired me, mistress."
  
• "Ok but honestly I'm not super depraved."
  
• "Seems tough."
  
• "You want me to quit...?"
  
• "Yes..." OR "Oh role play!"
  
• "Please, mistress!" OR "Come on mistress!"
  
• "IRS..."
  
• "Absolutely mistress..."

Interaction 3:

• "I hope so!"
  
• "Can do, IRS Agent."
  
• "Crystal clear."
  
• "I was just doing my best!"
  
• "Ready as I'll ever be."
  
• "What?"
  
• "Sure, ok."
  
• "Am I going to jail?"
  
• "Oops..?"
  
• "Oh."
  
• "Yes, IRS Agent."
  
• "Absolutely..."

Interaction 4:

• "Chef..."
  
• "Prep cook, mistress?"
  
• "Oh, right...!"
  
• "You're right. Totally my bad."
  
• "Yep!"
  
• "Yes, chef!"
  
• "Aye-aye captain!"
  
• "Seems plausible."
  
• "Wait so is this Thanksgiving or-"
  
• "I have myself..."
  
• "Thank you, Chef."
  
• "Sounds yummers."
  
• "Oh dope!"
  
• "Ooo, am I detecting cardamom?"
  
• "Yes, Chef!"
  
• "Absolutely..."
  

Interaction 5:

• "Yes..." OR "Of course..."
  
• "Right right..."
  
• "Oh no! ..."
  
• "How can I help?"
  
• "You can count on me boss!"
  
• "Deeply..."
  
• "Oh hell naw."
  
• "Um...safe!"
  
• "Makes sense..."
  
• "I understand, Santa."
  
• "Absolutely..."
  
• "No sweat."
  
• "I'd love nothing more."

Sophia opens up to you <3

Stefan

Stefan

He finds your persistence attractive.

Interaction 1:

• "Prep?"
  
• "Ummm..."
  
• "No?"
  
• "Aww, it's a little chicken timer!"
  
• "Wait I know a crepe from a drape...?"
  
• "Then I'll leave."

Interaction 2:

• "Maybe I like how hot you are!"

Interaction 3:

• "Who are you expecting?"
  
• "Woooow...."
  
• "Oh yeah that's exactly what's happening."
  
• "This is starting to sounds like..."

Interaction 4:

• "What's all the praise for?"
  
• "Oh bad."
  
• "I'm with you on this one."

Interaction 5:

• "I'm on it!"
  
• "You gotta take control...!"
  
• "I'll just...go."

Interaction 6:

• "What's the big deal?"
  
• "Leave you to your fancy foods..."

Interaction 7:

• "I just wanted to get to know you more."
  
• "Cooking isn't really my thing."
  
• "I've tried and it's not for me."
  
• "I see..."
  
• "Yes!"
  
• "That sounds great!"

Interaction 8:

• "I wanted to catch up with you."
  
• "Yes, quite!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "That's kind of romantic."
  
• "Sure..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I can see that..."
  
• "Raw is Blah!"

Interaction 9:

• "It's okay."
  
• "This should be good."
  
• Any option.
  
• "You did all the work! ..."
  
• "Yeah! It's fun too!"
  
• "I'd love nothing more!"

Serving up LOVE <3

Stella

Stella

Interaction 1:

• "I don't mind..." OR "Good for you."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Maybe take...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.
  
• "Tell me more?"
  
• "Booklet?" OR "What seemed easier?"
  
• "Looks like..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "I'll swing by..." OR "Of course, Stella."

Interaction 2:

• "You didn't think...?" OR "I told you I'd be back."
  
• "Stilettos?"
  
• "I think you're being taken advantage of."
  
• "Do what?"
  
• "I'd love to hear it!"
  
• "Yes!"
  
• "Is everything ok?"
  
• "Sure." OR "I think..."
  
• "Oh..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Why don't you tell me...?"
  
• "WOOOOOOOH!!!!"
  
• "I think you're doing great!"
  
• "Why not?" OR "I'd love to."
  
• "Yes..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Aye aye captain."
  
• "Aye aye Lieutenant!"

You need to talk to Penelope, I, Ronaldini, and Winnifred (**for some reason Winnifred speaks to you like she HATES you, but it doesn't effect anything). After you talk to them you can come back to Stella to progress the story.

Interaction 3:

• "Congrats!"
  
• "Couldn't have done it without you."
  
• "Why don't you?"
  
• "Feel free."

She invites you to her office.

Stepford

Stepford

Trophy husband... (*also underrated theme song)

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "I'm...! Nice to meet you."
  
• "Most definitely."
  
• "I was hoping to meet a handsome..."
  
• "Oh yes."

Interaction 2:

• "Hey Stepford, what's up?"
  
• "Looking gold as ever to me!"
  
• "Why's it happening, do you think?"
  
• "But it didn't last..."
  
• "So that's what's happening to you?"
  
• "Sounds like..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Get in the ring, Stepford!"

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "It's alright! ..."
  
• "Maybe I can help."
  
• "Of course...?"
  
• "But..."
  
• "...melts my clothes off?"
  
• "You wish they were cheering for you...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "If you stay worried..."
  
• "I think you should sign up...!"

Interaction 4:

• "Who are they?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "That's awesome...!"
  
• "Given the competition..."
  
• "How about we work on the knowledge part?"
  
• "Do you know...?"
  
• "...Dryer!"
  
• "Really?"
  
• "...Triangle!"
  
• "Not to my knowledge..."
  
• "....'Existential Dread'!"
  
• "Yeah! Let's put that work in!"
  
• "Topless oil wrestling?!"
  
• "THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!"
  
• "Let's practice your gymnastics."
  
• "Let's hit the track...!"

Talk to Tina, Doug, and Drysdale before you return to Stepford.

Tina:

• "Sure."
  
• OVERTONES
  
• "Cool!"
  
• "Sure, Tina."

Doug:

• POSITIVISM AND RATIONALISM
  
• "Thank you, my love." OR "Thanks...?"

Drysdale:
Adorable extra dialogue here if you got Drysdale and Washford back together before this quest.

• "[30 SMARTS] THE TRIBOELECTRIC EFFECT." OR "Gonna go with..."

Interaction 5:

• "Can't sleep?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "That's not silver, Stepford. That's platinum."
  
• "I care about you, Stepford."
  
• "...actual sleep."
  
• "I have to turn you down...!"
  
• "I'll stay here and keep you company..."
  
• "And there he goes."

Interaction 6:
Choose to help Stepford with any of the facts you've learned from the others.

• "Yes I talked to Tina!"
  
• "For overtones and sound!"

• "Yes! I talked to Doug!"
  
• "Positivism and Rationalism."

• "Yes! I talked to Drysdale!"
  
• "The triboloelectric effect."

Stepford will win the gold with your help!

• "How about we...?"

Teddy

Teddy

Luckily Teddy's practically bursting to tell you he loves you and will in 2 interactions.

Interaction 1 (Use last time slot of the day) select:

• "Wow, thank you."
  
• "Oh, hot chocolate..."
  
• "First, I gotta ask..."

Location choice does not matter.

There are a few stories Teddy may read, just tell him you want to hear it, don't ask about length.

Listen to Teddy's bed time story all the way through. Do not fall asleep. Give positive feedback at the end.

Interaction 2:

• Teddy will tell you he loves you.
  
• "Oh my. I...thought you'd never ask..."
  
• Either option.

Teddy is so happy you LOVE him back.

Telly

Telly

Interaction 1:

• "Ooo, I like being catered to."
  
• "Wow. 5,000, really?"
  
• "Well I'm sold!"
  
• "Sounds great!"
  
• "Reality TV."
  
• "Very clever."
  
• "What rhymes with 'Yes' ?"
  
• "That's ok."
  
• "Home renovation."
  
• "I love it! Let's watch."
  
• "Maybe I should go..."
  
• "Over your quality programming? Never!"

Interaction 2:

• "You know it!"
  
• "Absolutely!"
  
• "Let's do it!"
  
• "Sure!"
  
• "You weren't kidding!"
  
• "Sounds perfect."
  
• "Plug it in my veins!"

Interaction 3:

• "Shock me, baby!"
  
• "Singing competition series."
  
• "Love it."

Interaction 3:

• "Crater? Come on...!"
  
• "Ok, what's on?"
  
• "What's wrong Telly?"
  
• "Oh is that..."
  
• "You're not obsolete ...!"
  
• "That's true..."
  
• "Aww, I'll get my eyeballs lubricated."

Time to cater to the best spectator <3

Textbox-chan

Textbox-chan

Character Introduction:

• "Hewooo out there!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "The beam thing..."
  
• "Makes sense to me."
  
• "You go it...!"
  
• "You've been super helpful!"
  
• Either option.

Textbox-chan will give you a certain number of dateables you will have to meet before she will talk to you again after her character introduction.

After 16 Dateables:

• Either option.
  
• "It sure does!"
  
• "It's great on the eyes!"
  
• "No! I read..."
  
• "What's your biggest pet peeve?"
  
• "I'm sorry to hear that."
  
• Either option.

After 41 Dateables:

• "Hey Textbox-chan! Are you okay?"
  
• "That's really cool!"
  
• "Can you show me...?"
  
• "That was really fun!"
  
• "So cool!"
  
• "Maybe..."
  
• "Thanks. I'll do my best."
  
• "You got it!"

After 60 Dateables:

• "Hey, are you okay?"
  
• "Over 60 dateables now, yeah."
  
• "You're doing great."
  
• "It's so unfair."
  
• "See you then."

After 80 Dateables:

• "I really love it."
  
• "How do you...?"
  
• "It's really cool..."
  
• "Lauren...?"
  
• "What's she saying?" OR "Does she not speak English?"
  
• "Should I be jealous?"
  
• "I'm up for it, baby!"

After 80 Dateables:

• "Hit me."
  
• "I think you have..."
  
• "I'm yours."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.

Textbox-chan will always tell you how she's feeling! <3

Timothy Timepiece

Timothy "Timmy" Timepiece

This will be an example of not gaining love the fastest way, but in a way that is the most narratively rewarding IMO. You'll really learn what makes Timothy tick. *badum tsh*

Interaction 1:

• "..."
  
• "I just want to appreciate the beauty of time..."
  
• "Are you some kind of VIP or something?"
  
• "And who am I getting an appointment with, exactly?"
  
• "Of course..."

Timothy is going to tell you times where he is available to chat. You are going to listen to instructions...for now.

12 PM

• "I'm sorry, Timothy."
  
• "I was hoping to get your advice on love and dating."
  
• Laugh really loudly.
  
• "You're so right."
  
• "You're right..."
  
• "TIMELINESS!"

3 PM

• "Well this must be my birthday...!"
  
• "TIMELINESS!"
  
• "You're so right, Time King."
  
• "I'm aroused just thinking about it."
  
• "I read off..."
  
• "I bid you good night..."
  
• "SCHEDULING!"

9 PM

• "I just really wanted to see you again."
  
• "You'd really trust me with them? I'd love to..."
  
• "They have to be...?"
  
• Give him a laugh.
  
• "And how does that...?"
  
• Hand it to him instead.
  
• "I did..."
  
• "We'll see..."

Yeah... so Timothy is going to tell you to come see him at 9 AM. You're gonna be late.

12 PM

• "Oh come on, don't be mad."
  
• "Are you okay?"
  
• Timmy time!
  
• "It's cute..."
  
• "An adorable catboy?"
  
• "Enjoy your nap."

12 PM

• "You were adorable..."
  
• "What can I do for you, cutie?"
  
• "I'll do my best."
  
• "It's not about making you more lovable."
  
• "Write him a letter..."
  
• "I guess."
  
• "Got it."

12 PM

• "On the hunt, are you?"
  
• "Wow, look at the big hunter..."
  
• "Look out lions..."
  
• "Well...yeah?"
  
• "Why the hell would I do that?"

You'll have no part in hiding Timmy away.

Now it's time to meet at 9 AM like Timothy asked.

9 AM

• "I'm so honored."
  
• "I thought you'd never ask."
  
• "Hell yeah..."

Timothy Timepiece is equal parts catboy and clock and LOVES you (and himself a little more) for accepting both <3

Tina

Tina

Tina is a skippable character. You can skip directly into love. Just choose LOVE with Skylar.

BUT, like with Doug, if you skip, you currently can't get the 5 matches achievement. Maybe in another patch? Sorry folks.

For those not skipping:

Interaction 1:

• "Hey there."
  
• "You're too pretty to think."
  
• "About what?"
  
• "Yes, I see that."
  
• "No but it sounds amazing."
  
• "You should be on that show."
  
• "It doesn't have to be."

Interaction 2:

• "What are you up to, Tina?"
  
• Do an awkward shuffling dance.
  
• "You're looking for a date?"
  
• "Acute, Obtuse, Right?"

Interaction 3:

• "Hey Tina. What are you doing?"
  
• "That's surprising."
  
• "It's so sensitive of you."
  
• "So did you...want me to read it?"
  
• "What, just there on the table?"

Interaction 4:

• Read the diary.
  
• Read about thr--somes.
  
• Keep reading.
  
• Read about what completes Tina.
  
• Keep reading.
  
• Read about Love on Triangle Island.
  
• I read it, obviously.

Interaction 5:

• "Tired?"
  
• "I really couldn't, you got me."
  
• Kiss her.
  
• "Hell yeah."
  
• "Oh, the ratio...?"

Tina's in LOVE with you. But she wants, no, NEEDS a love triangle if this is gonna work out.

Interaction 6:

• "Are we breaking up already?"
  
• "I wish there was a third here?"
  
• "Because it's...a triangle."
  
• "So we...need a third?"
  
• "Alright..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Watch me."

Tina describes her ideal third and you happen to know exactly where this dream man is.

Talk to Tony.

• "Would that be bad?"
  
• "I'll manage the drama side of things."
  
• "Absolutely. We got this."

Tony's down if you're down. Head back to Tina with Tony for a good time. If you know what I mean...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

+1 match

....Nobody said the matches always had to be a good idea.

Tony

Tony

Interaction 1:

• "This is my house!" OR ''Closet?"
  
• "An auger...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• [SASS 20] OR "Hell yeah!"
  
• "You KNOW it...!"
  
• "Oh you know it...!"
  
• "All day baby, all day!"
  
• "Makes sense."'
  
• "That is impressive..."
  
• "Please tell me there's a moat."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I have to pass."
  
• "Is that safe? ..."
  
• "Workshop? ..."
  
• "All right you old so 'n so."

Interaction 2:

• "I'm ready!"
  
• "I like getting the job done."
  
• "Tell me, oh wise one."
  
• Either option.
  
• Take detailed notes...
  
• Take detailed notes...
  
• "Really? That's not what I've heard..."
  
• "You're so wise, Tony."
  
• "Hope it's a practical exam."
  
• "You got it, 'Tones."

Interaction 3:

• "I got this."
  
• "I pretend to by busy while..."
  
• "...I've been paying real close attention."
  
• "I turn myself into..."
  
• "Win-win..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "You only had two lessons?"
  
• "This was amazing. I just have a few notes."
  
• "I don't have to be a romance prodigy..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 4:

Talk to Rainey.

Rainey (Tony quest):

• Any option.
  
• "You might be wrong but you're still hot."
  
• "I will." OR "He does seems sweet."

Interaction 5:

• Either option.
  
• "Tell me more."
  
• "Your uncle was also named Tony?"
  
• "Why are we...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Is that all I am? Dependable?"
  
• "I do."

AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Tydus

Tydus

Interaction 1:

• "I just..."
  
• "Fortitude!..."
  
• "How will I...?"

Interaction 2:

• "Yeah..."
  
• "General. Slow down..."
  
• "I want to help you..."
  
• "We are a team!"

Interaction 3:

• "Well..."
  
• "Well when you put it like that..."
  
• "So beautiful...!"
  
• "I think what you do..."
  
• "I'm not..."

Interaction 4:

• "Ooh fun..!"
  
• "This. Is. Awesome..."
  
• "And a pleasure..."
  

You have to win rock, paper, scissors AKA stone, parchment shears. Best 2 out 3.

Interaction 5:

• "...And you...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.

LOVE has won the battle AND the war.

Tyrell

Tyrell

If you talk to Tyrell early on in the game and in the closet only, you can fall in LOVE in 2 interactions.

Interaction 1:

• "What...?"
  
• "Phew! ..."
  
• "Yes! You are my hero!"
  
• "What is that?"
  
• "Anyone would be lucky..."
  
• "Confidence is attractive."
  
• "I'm not making to much work for you...?"
  
• "Being clean..."
  
• "Is work...?"

Interaction 2:
**If you talk to Tyrell in either bathroom after talking to Johnny or Bathsheba, he will be jealous and you'll talk about that first.

**If you talk to Tyrell in the kitchen he'll explain how he hates being in the kitchen because it makes him nervous he'll get stained first.

If you talk to him in the closet without meeting Johnny or Bathsheba you'll jump right to:

• "I'm surprised..."
  
• "Fabric Friend?"
  
• "You're really good at this...!"
  
• "What's so special...?"
  
• "Sounds like..."
  
• "I feel a twist in the story coming..."
  
• "Rain..."
  
• "What?! Not rags!"
  
• "Were you scared?"
  
• Give Tyrell your hand.
  
• "That spark?"
  
• "Very...very warm."
  
• "I get it and I love it."
  
• "What else do you want to do?"
  
• "You want to be a beach towel?"
  
• "Would you want me to go with you?"
  
• "I'd go to the beach...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I don't think it's silly at all!"
  
• "I think it's absolutely awesome..."
  
• "As long as I'm there...!" OR "I'll be happy to make your dream come true!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Any option.

Tyrell offers his....warmth at any time. Hubba hubba.

Vaugn Trapp

Vaughn Trapp

Vaughn Trapp is a content aware character and can thus be skipped directly to LOVE if you please.
If you choose not to skip him, here ya go:

Interaction 1:

• Either option.
  
• "Nothing!"
  
• "How long...?"
  
• "I'm so sorry..."
  
• "No...?"
  
• "Uh..."
  
• "Sure, why not."

Go to Freddy to get cheese for your next interaction with Vaughn.

Interaction 2:

• "Are you...?"
  
• "Is the, uh...?"

Interaction 3:

• "Hey, are you okay?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I mean..."
  
• "No, you don't..."
  
• "Are you going to...?"
  
• "What if I...?"
  
• "Want me to...?"

Talk to Mac about buying rats for Vaughn. Buy PLUSH rats.

Interaction 4:

• "Yuuuuuup!"
  
• Either option
  
• "It's a plush..."
  
• "Vaughn..?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "But you deserve it."
  
• "Maybe..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I like you too, Vaughn."
  
• "Who's still a cutie..."
  
• "Of course, Vaughn..."

You LOVE Vaughn... so does Rongomaiwhenwua.

Wallace

Wallace

Wallace will immediately give you a LOVE ending in your first interaction, no matter what dialogue option(s) you select.

Keep talking to Wallace. Keep selecting, “WALL”.

The narrator will comment about Wallace changing his demeanor until a new dialogue tree is unlocked.

Wallace will now speak to you using more words than wall (this will unlock the “These walls could talk” trophy).

• "Why didn't you before?"
  
• "That's pretty hot actually."
  
• "It would be nice to have them around me."

Wallace is happy to oblige on his break from holding up the house...

Washford and Drysdale

Washford and Drysdale

Before you comment, Washford and Drysdale are causing issues for people. The guide is not incorrect. Washford has a significant glitch still present in all versions of the game, idk what actions people are doing to trigger the glitch. But its a glitch. It's not the guide.

Video evidence the guide is correct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwAp-8U-Nnc&t=1285s

You are going to heal the relationship between Washford and Drysdale, and join it too!

Save Washford and Drysdale for later so you can pass a [25 SMARTS] check.

Start with Washford.

Washford Interaction 1:

• "I am weary..."
  
• "Sounds like a bad mood."
  
• "Anything..."
  
• "No I mean it." OR "No jesting here..."
  
• "I bet..."
  
• [70 SASS] OR "See...?"
  
• "I'm intrigued..."
  
• "I'm remembering..."
  
• "That sounds intense."
  
• "So what happens?"
  
• "Tell me."
  
• "I'd really love to hear..."
  
• "A deep breath..."
  
• Nod sympathetically.
  
• "Did you...?"
  
• "I'm gonna need..." (He misses Drysdale.)
  
• "Forsaken how?"
  
• "Sounds like you guys..."
  
• "So what's the problem?"
  
• "But you had your art didn't you?"
  
• "I'm starting to see..."
  
• "Don't worry! ..."

Drysdale Interaction 1:

• "You may be excited?"
  
• "I'm excited to meet you, too!"
  
• "If I were a castle..." (He'll bring up Washford immediately.)
  
• "Um...of your form?"
  
• "The Temple of Tone..."
  
• "Build a workout together?..."
  
• "Obliques!..."
  
• "Really don't think Tydus..." (options depend on if you've met Tydus)
  
• "Ok, let's work those glutes!"
  
• "...sure?"
  
• "Same here. Weirdly."
  
• "The washing machine?"
  
• "Oh...ohhh I see."
  
• "You used to dead lift Washford?"
  
• "Let's go get him...!"
  
• Either option
  
• "What, like...?"
  
• "Washford!"
  
• "..."

Washford Interaction 2:

• "You look nice and moist today."
  
• "My love? ..."
  
• "Please don't stop talking."
  
• "Yes..."
  
• "Anything real...."
  
• "Can you touch anything else?"
  
• "Go write ahead."
  
• [25 SMARTS]
  
• "MacDuff..."
  
• "I love the classics."
  
• "I like Rumi a lot."
  
• Either option.
  
• "What you seek is seeking you."
  
• "Absolutely..."
  
• "What's wrong?"

Washford Interaction 3:

• "Washford...you are a galaxy entire in my eyes."
  
• "Yes! I feel it!"

Now Washford loves you, and will take your advice on talking to Drysdale.

Washford Interaction 4:

• "I've been thinking..."
  
• "Don't be..."
  
• "He's ready to apologize."
  
• "Of course I do..."

Drysdale Interaction 2:

• "There's a tarantula on your butt!"
  
• "It would be pretty boring...?"
  
• "Like s-x?"
  
• "Of course- Why would that be a problem?"
  
• "I'd get you flowers..." (there's special dialogue after this choice if you already have a positive ending with Prissy)
  
• "You're right...!"
  
• "What is your favorite color?"
  
• "Right, moving on..."
  
• Either option
  
• "Has Washford been...?"
  
• "And how long has it been since you've broken up?"
  
• "What's inconvenient? You're in love."
  
• "We'll talk about the binding thing later..."
  
• "I can try..."

Drysdale Interaction 3

• "I just came back from talking with Washford."
  
• "Well..."
  
• "What happened...?"
  
• "You don't have to cry..."
  
• Either option.
  
• "His lips are gorgeous. Given"
  
• "Yes..." (OR if you've Romanced Dirk "Actually, we're lovers.")
  
• "The hot boy..."
  
• "This sounds..."
  
• "You didn't ask...?"
  
• "This is pretty hot. I get it."
  
• "So the clothes..."
  
• "I don't get the 'pale' part..."
  
• "So he felt..."
  
• "But if you knew..."
  
• "But you knew..."
  
• "Nicer than Washford?"
  
• "That makes sense actually..."
  
• "He told me."
  
• "I dunno..."
  
• Either option
  
• "Is there any room for me in this sandwich?"
  
• "It is if it means we can ALL be together!"

And you CAN <3

+1 Match for the 5 Matches achievement.

Willi

Willi

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "I lost my job too..."
  
• Any option.
  
• "That's really cool."
  
• Introduce yourself similarly.
  
• "I once earned a pizza party..."
  
• "Scope?" OR "Good idea..."
  
• "I didn't know I was doing it..."

Interaction 2:

• "I don't think this is a fit, Willi."
  
• "I don't think..."
  
• "I know you do, Willi..."
  
• "I don't want to disappoint you but..."

Interaction 3:

• "Yeah..."
  
• "The Duncan Shuttlecock experience..."
  
• "It can be a curse too though."
  
• "Effort solely for the sake..."
  
• "Alright." OR "See you then."

Interaction 4:

• "What happened there?" OR "Are you alright?"
  
• "What an a--hole." OR "I hope you slapped him."
  
• "You still...?"
  
• "What if we just...?"
  
• "You're welcome."
  
• Any option.

Interaction 5:

• "What's wrong?" OR "Hey, are you okay?"
  
• "We don't have to accept that."
  
• "Maybe we redefine..."
  
• Either option.

Interaction 6:

• Any option.
  
• "Oh hey, me too."
  
• "Now you're thinking positively."
  
• "What are you saying?"
  
• "It was hard. Very hard."
  
• Any option.

Willi enjoys your companionship and thanks you for helping her feel better about life. <3

Winnifred

Winnifred

She's trying to figure out some matters of the heart...and don't call her Winni. She doesn't know you like that yet.

Interaction 1:

• Any option.
  
• "You look like you are quality!"
  
• "Nice to meet you!"
  
• "Uhh..."
  
• "Sounds like hard work."

Interaction 2:

• "Really? About me?"
  
• "Oh no...!"
  
• "What were they like? ..."
  
• "Oh, please do!"
  
• "Hehehehehe."
  
• "Then why tell the stories?"
  
• "I liked it a lot!"
  
• Options depend on whether or not you've met Washford.

Interaction 3:

• "I'd let you teach me a thing or two."
  
• "You told me you had more juicy stories."
  
• "Well, isn't this cute!"
  
• "That got pretty steamy for a moment."
  
• "Are you flirting with me, River, and Washford?"
  
• "I want all the details."

Interaction 4:

• "Is it a crime...?"
  
• "The deets about you and River!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Since you're talking to River...?"
  
• "What do I have to do...?"
  
• "It's happening right now!"
  
• "...I don't put limits on it."
  
• "Bathsheba wants you too? You go, Winnifred!"

Interaction 5

• "I knew you couldn't resist this charm."
  
• "I knew you liked them all!"
  
• "I'm listening."
  
• "That's a really sweet thing to say!"
  
• "Absolutely!"
  
• "It'll be hard but we'll work it out."
  
• "When...?"
  
• "Stay steamy, lover."
  
  Now, you can call her Winni :) <3
  

Wyndolyn

Wyndolyn


Wyndolyn is like Kopi, in which it is going to take a lot of interactions to woo her.

Like Curt and Rod, after her character introduction, you will be able to progress her story based on location.

Wyndolyn has 4 different storlylines depending on where you speak to her. Multiple windows will let you be able to progress each story, for ease I am listing a location you can choose and return to.

Interaction 1 (any where):

• "Oh, I'm not that attractive."
  
• "I'll look away then..."
  
• "Friendship?"
  
• "I know how you feel."
  
• "I really am..."
  
• "Sounds great...!"

Keep talking to her at the same location (1-4)

(1) Behind Koa:

• "Who are you...?"
  
• "You sure know a lot..."
  
• "Wait...?"
  
• "I'm happy I don't..."
  
• "Let's get back to the action...!"

(1)Behind Koa:

• "What's wrong?"
  
• "You would talk about me?"
  
• "Speculate wildly!"
  
• "Okay, I'm in..."

(1) Behind Koa

• "You're right..."
  
• "That's actually...!"
  
• "I'm loving this...!"
  
• "Wait...?"
  
• "You said before..."
  
• "Has Overalls been over?"
  
• "You cracked the case!"

(1) Behind Koa

• "Oh no! Did something happen?"
  
• "That's awesome!"
  
• "What about Puffer Jacket...?"
  
• "The more drama..."

Don't talk to Wyndolyn in this location anymore.


(2) Laundry Room (*My personal favorite option of the 4 stories):

• "Why are you...?"
  
• Either option.

(2) Laundry Room:

• "What's wrong?"
  
• "Those pesky birds!"
  
• "I promise...!"
  
• "I'm loving this!"

(2) Laundry Room:

• Either option.
  
• "Did you name the squirrel?"
  
• "Oh, you mean me?"
  
• "You're right! ..."
  
• "You would help me?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I've got this."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Bye."

(2) Laundry Room

• Either option.
  
• "Do I have to...?"
  
• "I appreciate that."
  
• "Sure I do..." OR (if you have over 50 lovers) "I have over 50 lovers."
  
• "It's okay to be jealous..."

Don't talk Wyndolyn in this location any more.


(3) Bedroom:

• "Can I join?"
  
• "Okay, I'll come back later."

(3) Bedroom:

• "You are still doing that?"
  
• "Potential is good though!"
  
• "They look like anything."
  
• "Light and fluffy?"
  
• "Do you...?"
  
• "That sounds...!"

(3) Bedroom:

• Either option.
  
• "There are games?"
  
• "What do you suggest...?"
  
• "I'm all about this."
  
• "Can we play...?"
  
• "Should we serve food or nah?"
  
• "Pizza works."
  
• "You're right..."

(3) Bedroom:

• Either option.
  
• "I wouldn't be gloomy!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "That was exactly what I needed to hear."

Don't talk to Wyndolyn in this location anymore.


(4) Living room facing the street:

• "You seem distracted."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Would you ever want kids?"
  
• "I used to be awesome at tag."
  
• "I wanna see you show some interest in me..."

(4) Living room facing the street:

• Either option.
  
• "That's a pretty intense view."
  
• "Should I be...?"
  
• "Oh no!"
  
• Either option.

(4) Living room facing the street:

• "I sure did!"
  
• [POISE 70] OR "I'd run around like those kids!"
  
• "Thanks for noticing..."

(4) Living room facing the street:

• "Really?"
  
• "Sure..."
  
• "I thought you said..."
  
• "I think you would be..."

Talk to Wyndolyn at any location after you have finished each story and select:

• Either option.
  
• "Takes one to know one, beautiful."

Wyndolyn clearly LOVES you.

xxXShadowlord420Xxx

xxXShadowlord420Xxx

Interaction 1:

• "Sure."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Penumbra?"
  
• "Sign me up!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "I love darkness..."
  
• "Like romantically?"
  
• "I have so many questions."
  
• "Your moniker..."
  
• "The special armor."
  
• "The Great Cataclysm."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "It's true..."

Interaction 2:

• "What is it?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "Glory be...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Give me all the training...!"
  
• "Overthink." OR "...private stuff."
  
• "I have a question."
  
• Either option.
  
• "What happens when...?"

Interaction 3:

• "Give me all the trials."
  
• "I am prepared..."
  
• Any option. Eventually choose "I bet it's 'shadow'."
  
• "That's so sick, dude."
  
• Think: You're Cute.
  
• "Who's LunarKnight?"
  
• "Tell me more, Shadow." OR "I'm all ears."
  
• Any option.
  
• "Shadow, I'm so sorry."

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• "You're still my friend, Shadow."
  
• Either option.
  
• "Honestly..."
  
• "Who is Shadowlord, then?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "Who is Skips?"
  
• "I didn't say that."
  
• "Oh."
  
• "Who was LunarKnight?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "So was the Great Cataclysm a lie?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "I think I get it now."
  
• "No."
  
• "Of course."
  
• Either option.
  
• "I thought the...!"
  
• "Okay. Shadow time."
  
• "... did it work?"
  
• "Skips, it's fine."

Interaction 5:

• "Is it so bad...?"
  
• "Because I love you...."
  
• Either option.

The Lord of Shadows LOVES you too.

Zoey

Zoey

Zoey is a content aware character. Skip her if you want/need to, and select LOVE when prompted by Skylar.

If you are not skipping:

Interaction 1:

• "Hey! Yeah!...?"
  
• "Meeting me...?"
  
• "Wait though. What are you?"
  
• "I've always wanted to meet a ghost!"

Interaction 2:

• "Like spiders."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "That's ok..."
  
• "That is funny."
  
• "It feels pretty good, honestly."
  
• "Tell me about it!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "What's 'it'?"
  
• "Okay...here you go!"
  
• "Are you saying you're lonely?"
  
• "You're dealing with it well..."
  
• "It's really crowded...!"
  
• "Hell yeah...!"
  
• Either option.

Interaction 3:

• Either option.
  
• "You remembered someone? ...!"
  
• "For a ghost, I don't know..."
  
• "I'll stay..."
  
• "I'm good..."
  
• "I'd guess early twenties?"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.

Talk to Bohdi after this conversation before returning to Zoey.

Interaction 4:

• Either option.
  
• "So happy for you!"
  
• "Zoey, it's ok..."
  
• "I'm glad...?"
  
• "Aerospace engineering?"
  
• "Oh wow...!"
  
• Either option.
  
• "So you guys...?"
  
• "I know all those things!"
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "You were in here... ??"
  
• "This is so cool...?"
  
• Either option.
  
• "For sure..."
  
• "I'm saying it's possible."
  
• "I'm not making you!"

Interaction 5:

• "You ok?" OR "Yeah..."
  
• "I'm glad I could."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "It's ok...take your time."
  
• Either option.
  
• Either option.
  
• "What?"
  
• "Really glad I could..."
  
• Any option.

Interaction 6:

• "...Solid point."
  
• "About what?"
  
• "I would love to have you here!"
  
• "If we can get back into that...!"
  
• "I think I know...! OR "I'll go looking...!"
  

You need to have met at least 3 of the following dateables before returning to Zoey:

• Reggie
  
• Willi
  
• xxXShadowlord420Xxx
  
• Nightmare
  
• Doug
  
• Daemon
  
• Sassy Chap
  
• Textbox-chan

Interaction 7:

• "Lead on!"

**The more of those listed above the more chaotic this interaction is, Sassy Chap will even comment on it if he's there.

You'll earn the "Wight is Right." trophy if you haven't already.

Interaction 8:

• Either option.
  
• "I like you too, Zoey. Always have."

Best day of her after life. <3

[Jenpai]

@melekus Good to know!

[Melekus]

Thanks for making this great guide, I was fiddling around with Reggie's dialogue when you encounter him through Skylar at the end of the Love Everything run, it seems that even if you answer all of his questions wrong he'll fall in love with you (as long as you don't friendzone him of course)

I also save-scummed quite a bit in my run, and Skylar couldn't tell, i think her device might be broken, or maybe she got it from one of Stellar's pyramid schemes :(

[heartbun]

a note about beverly- i did everything exactly like the guide but on my last interaction with her theres a choice to drink or not, choosing to drink (she asks you specifically to throw one back with her or something) makes u blackout and automatically forces you into a friends ending, i had to reload and make sure not to drink a single drop of alcohol and make sure she doesnt go crazy either! then i could continue with her love ending as usual

[notperrytheplatypus]

{LINK REMOVED}https://gamerant.com/date-everything-how-to-date-drysdale-washford/
This is the one I used!

Oh, also, just wanted to add that in Chance's troubadour run, there's a sass 25 spec check that I absolutely LOVE and it gives you extra health! His reaction is pretty cute, so I thought I would mention it :3 !!

[Jenpai]

@notperrytheplatypus. There's been a glitch around washford which seems to be effecting certain versions of the game. My advice does work. But, please feel free to share your method that worked for those folks! :)

[notperrytheplatypus]

I wasn't able to get it no matter how many times I tried with the guide here ): maybe its just random? I kept getting locked out until I did it with the method I mentioned.

[Jenpai]

@notperrytheplatpus I wrote it in the order I did specifically...

[notperrytheplatypus]

I had to redo my save 5 times before I decided to look up a different guide entirely. It finally worked doing it in that order.

[notperrytheplatypus]

It seems that Drysdale's love option gets locked whenever you speak to him the third time before achieving love with Washford.

You want to do (in this order) Washford, Drysdale, Washford, Drysdale, Washford (Love ending), Washford (Suggest getting back together with Drysdale), and then finish off with Drysdale.

[DasEnvy]

Ahhh, I see, glad I could help <3