How to git good at Geometry Dash

This guide is a humorous survival manual for players of Geometry Dash to help players git gud. with only seven "steps" to be the greatest Geometry Dash player

Introduction

You’ve downloaded Geometry Dash thinking, “Oh hey, it’s a cute rhythm game with shapes!” You were wrong. You’ve entered a painful realm of spikes, tears, and broken dreams. But don’t worry — this guide will maybe help you go from “Why did I die at 98% again???” to “I am inevitable.”

Step 1: Accept that you will die

A lot. Like, an embarrassing amount.
You are not a failure. You're just pre-success.
Every death is just a new beginning… of rage.

• Embrace the pain.
  
• Scream internally.
  
• Smash keys responsibly.

Step 2: Choose your input device

If you would like to become a top player, use the keyboard. However, not your current keyboard, use a keyboard that has a fast response time, for example, Zoink, the best player, uses this keyboard [www.corsair.com] with speed switches (USE THE UP ARROW.) If you don't want to be a top player, use a low response time mouse or keyboard.

Step 3: Practice Mode

Yes, practice mode exists. Yes, use it. There are steps you need to take before you actually use practice mode though.

• Disable auto-checkpoints
  
• Do not spam checkpoints (instead, put checkpoints where you overcame a challenge.)
  
• When you complete the level, go back and delete one checkpoint. After you beat it again, repeat the process until you get a run that is almost 0-100% in one attempt, then you go to normal mode.

Step 4: Muscle Memory Is King

You know that one part you keep dying on?
Do it 5,000 more times. Congrats, your fingers now have PTSD.

1. Repeat. Die. Repeat. Die. Victory.
   
2. Bonus: You’ll hear the first 15 seconds of every song until you lose your mind.

Step 5: Geode is best

Geode is a great mod loader that is open source (That means no viruses)
Follow these tutorials for how to install and find the best mods for geode

Step 6: Achive Mental Enlightenment

1. 🕯️ Breathe.
   
2. 🕯️ Accept the spikes.
   
3. 🕯️ Let go of your attachment to “progress.”
   
4. ✅ 98% is still progress

Conclusion: The Path to Dash

Getting good at Geometry Dash isn’t just about skill. It’s about suffering, perseverance, and clicking at oddly specific times while techno music mocks you.

🏆 Remember:

1. Every great player was once a frustrated noob.
   
2. Even the top demons started with Stereo Madness.
   
3. One day, you will be the person saying, “This level is easy” while someone else cries.

Now go. Jump. Die. Learn.
Become legend.

[Bluubr]

BRO WHO AWARDED TYSM

[amor fati]

I swear to God i will pass some demons just gimme time

[amor fati]

good guide, stopped me from passing away

[westhmateo123]

naa legend

[{F.S.L} AJ]

YAY. Now I can "git good"